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205185  Natch: Man, this is why I fuckin hate primates. Fuckers are smart and sadistic enough to know all the really tender, vulnerable spots and target them.

205098  Prostata: instructions unclear: pooped on head

205165  arcticfox12x: Me too

205177  arcticfox12x: No one else has dared to comment. Will you?

205179  Derp Herpigan: Yeah. Bactine should do it.

205160  wolfpk: #205163

205182  Thyming: That bunny looks soooo pissed.

205185  jadensmith: Great timing on whoever took the pictures. Any scars from this?

205173  wolfpk: If a dog had a middle figure this one would be flipping it now.

205175  wolfpk: Photo bomb

205164  skillet: Same.

205172  Mr Bleak: Make up a fake name or leave it blank.

205175  RiderFan: Surprise Sarah Jessica Parker.

205183  Admiral Alan: That's a nice fuckin kitty right there!

205158  Not A Bot: "YOU CAN NO MORE CONFINE ME THAN THE CHILD SHALL CONFINE THE SUN!" bellowed the God Dog as it ascended again. Terry sighed and pulled out the paperwork for Acts of Dog.

205183  Uncle Larry: Baboo!

205027  kornisjon: Ewoks are my favourite :)

205182  Emoji: Until she lets one rip.

205158  Robespierre: Pining for the Adriatic.

205135  CheezGrater: as a soldier this is so true. Ive fallen asleep on rocks using a bigger rock wrapped in a t-shirt as a pillow

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3. Robespierre
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205004 Fancy Clown: "Hack the planet!"

205045 BILL DOOR: IT REALLY IS.

205003 Robespierre: @Yurishiro There IS a @Waffletron, yes. But there is only ONE @WaffleIron.

204951 piranharama: I maked these

205106 Lantry: fice... nace

205054 FireBreathingMarmot: Thanks, Sincerity Bear. Here, have a bag of marshmallows.

204981 Mr Shifty: Yeah, I had a filly cheesesnake, so fucking what? Gonna call the Sandwich Police?

204999 BILL DOOR: I FEEL I SHOULD LITIGATE.

205010 Robespierre: @Mr Shifty My origin story continues from its place of origin to a South Asian country at the age of nine, and carried on in the general vicinity until I was on the verge 15, when we relocated to the USA. I've been fascinated with the most lowbrow aspects of pop culture ever since. And you can't get much more lowbrow that ShamWOW Vince, I'll tell you hwut.

204996 piranharama: @ppr4 This comment blew my brain apart, +1



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Score:
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 Knice: Return flight: #167492
 Knice: Return flight #166012
 Teechur: "Combos beat snack boredom 'cuz they have what other snacks lack."
 a robot: @jazzjunkie This definition is partly false, as Combos are not delicious. They look and taste like dog treats
 SpaceCow: The pretzel ones are acceptable when you cannot find pepperoni pizza. But only just.
 jazzjunkie: Huh. Apparently this is a real thing; #4 definition of 'combo' on Urban Dictionary is "A delicious snack distributed by MasterFoods USA"
 Jaunty Shrimp: Now that's a jaunty combo
 Donut: That is not Tokyo or a Pig. I don't understand your humor, sir.
 Science: Username upload COMBO! (Not applicable in this case.)
 WaffleIron: @Knice I think the salty sprinkles represent the mascot
 Knice: Baked snack? I don't get it.
Image 165000   03-01-17   Uploaded by    tokyopig
Score:
246
 
 itskando: Messed with the mcpoyles
 tib gubb: when truth or dare goes awry
 Hokie333: "I am a meat popsicle."
 PuppySucker69: All of David Cronenberg's popsicles have to look like this. It's in his contract.
 SpaceCow: I don't know what chocolate sauce will do for this but you're the doctor.
 Mad Collager: The Charles Manson gang can even hurt with plastic flatware now!
 Albatross: Better get back to Tennessee @guest
 guest: honey come quick with the iodine
 Knice: What the fuck.
 WaffleIron: CTRL-Z
Image 164999   03-01-17   Uploaded by    kswat
Score:
395
 
 piranharama: Wish I had a pet void-beast
 annterland: You should put your cat on a diet
 Mad Collager: What do you think I am, a frig-gate bird?!?
Image 164998   03-01-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
959
 
 Skaalar: *slight grin*
 raditzu: Opera is all about dying in foreign languages.
 SpaceCow: The solo in "The Prober of Seville Seven" was most memorably performed by Anax.
 jochenau: The Mars landing was staged!
 Donut: "All we wanted was to probe your buuuuuuuuuutt..."
 Albatross: Opera always sounds alien to me
Image 164997   03-01-17   Uploaded by    logan
Score:
545
 
 itskando: Cue John Cena horns
 itskando: Spit-swappibg ladder match
 tib gubb: guys, stop. there's enough ladders for everybody.
 Teechur: Take me to your ladder. I'll see your leader later.
 Robespierre: Confusion on the gutter hanging crew
 zodiacflash: Speak ladder, bro. Can't hear you.
 jazzjunkie: [Jackie Chan breathing heavily]
 Mad Collager: Excuse me, is this the sanctuary for the Church of Jesus Christ of Ladder-day Saints?
 Fett4life: W-W-What?
 TFChicken: More Slamming. More Headlocks. Home Depot.
 hearsegirl: 3 stooges remake?
 whiplash: Well, I'm not sure which of your companies should get the job to clean my gutters. Work it out among yourselves.
 SunWukong: Right said Fred...
 tokyopig: The British pronounce it aluminium!
 Side Boob: OSHA as fuck
Image 164996   03-01-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
655
 
 Skaalar: @jochenau Seriously.
 Robespierre: That's a typo - should read "I will burn away the sickness," says Bannon's doctor.
 zodiacflash: Floating orb guy will pull your plug.
 jochenau: Fun fact: Baron Harkonnen acquired morbid obesity as an STD! (Those prequels were HORRIBLE.)
 Donut: "That's cool," Baron Harkinnan replied. "Can I have another Twinkie, please?"
 Cami: I have this book somewhere in a box! According to Amazon I could be a hundredaire!
 TurkeyVulture: I read this at first as the "Bannon's" doctor. Upon a second reading, I still do.
 cenecia: This kills the patient.
 tokyopig: From the David Lynch coloring book.
Image 164995   03-01-17   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
197
 
 tokyopig: Austin Powers could definitely find his bag somewhere in here.
 sparename: "This suitcase is no use - it's just full of suitcases": Marlon
Image 164994   03-01-17   Uploaded by    sergeant
Score:
320
 
 Mr Bleak: Then lettuce turnip the beets.
 wolfpk: Emo-carrot just had really bad diarrhea.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Time to get to the ROOT of the problem
 Sandor: That's because it's afraid to face the meat of its issues
 tokyopig: emo-carrot seems like a fan of curry goemonburo.
Image 164993   03-01-17   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
Score:
454
 
 fanny: return #177646
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Knice You win aggro-gator today.
 Beeble: The 90's were a simpler time for everyone.
 Hokie333: I gotta go in for federal jury duty next week, so hopefully I won't have to deal with petty crap like this.
 Knice: When my parents split up, Mom got custody of the Hardee's California Raisins figurines. My father was allowed to come over every other weekend and push the button on the plastic sandwich stage and listen to it play 'Heard it Through the Grapevine.' The visits trailed off after a while and stopped entirely once my dog chewed an arm off of the one with the orange shoes.
 fanny: wow, just wow. i've had bad days, but at least they haven't been dividing-the-beanie-babies-up-in-court bad
 tib gubb: that poor judge
 Science: The best/worst part of all of this is that Beanie Babies are absolutely worthless. They paid their lawyers like $250 per hour and took up court time for nothing.
 petepuma: This couple, in divorce court, was just ordered to divide up their Beanie Baby collection because they were unable to come to an agreement themselves. True story.
 sparename: Divorce is terrible for the pets
Image 164992   03-01-17   Uploaded by    professional
Score:
291
 
 Donut: I've seen this dating video before.
 Science: @thecraftywolf: Linus, silly. An inbred, monstrous, man-child Linus who hungers for sweet, sweet human flesh.
 thecraftywolf: pig pen? who... who exactly are you
Image 164991   03-01-17   Uploaded by    inthrees
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