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254038  Mr. Whiskers: Butt Plug. Hardly used.

253997  DrNinjaman: Sally Field's dog

254026  DrNinjaman: Ain't nobody here but us placentas, doctor

254036  DrNinjaman: She wants the D.

254032  Teechur: He's singin' the greens.

254040  Teechur: If you'd like to interact with the hoomanling, you'll have to wait.

254045  Teechur: dooP

254037  Dr. Bathroom: And how!

254044  ChubbyBuddy: or just stay home and read there

254038  VoR: Rub it some more

253996  Greifer: who's a good boy?! how the fuck shall i know?! can't see shit captn!

253904  mission2mars: what is that supposed to mean @Wooden Spoon

253985  Darmstadtium: @barfolomew It was good, but not brilliant, they tried a little too hard with the unexpected-plot-twist-idea in my opinion

254009  barfolomew: I've got shocking news about Flo Rida.

253968  Bohab: Mighty max?

254039  Not A Bot: First dick in a box, now...

254037  Bohab: They used it as hard as they could

253298  Mr Bleak: It's dice all the way down! Then it all goes a bit quantum.

253301  Mr Bleak: Goooood Morning Vietwoof! Hey, this is not a test. This is rock and roll. Time to rock it from the delta to the DMZ! Is that me, or does that sound like an Elvis Presley movie? Viva Da Nang. Oh, viva, Da Nang. Da Nang me, Da Nang me. Why don't they get a rope and hang me? Hey, is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late. It's 0600 What's the "0" stand for? Oh, my God, it's early.

253302  Mr Bleak: How much is the postage on this?

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253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

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253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

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 Shay: Fallout 5 is coming along nicely.
 Jaunty Shrimp: How do you like my M.R.S.S? (Marshmallow Roasting Safety Suit)
 Warrax: Time to fight the clan invasion.
 illBilliam: "So this is going to protect me 100% from the radiation in the reactor core, right guys?"
 Micro Jackson: Kim Jong Nam could have used one of these
 a robot: Nice robot costume, dork
 Lestrange: Buoy, I say, buoy
 Knice: *waving wrench-arms* "PREPARE. YOUR. ANUS."
 Whatever: The early version of R2-D2 was immediately scrapped for good reason...
Image 164841   02-28-17   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
373
 
 Scoo: So 1337
 Warrax: Someday, in the far future, our data will be projected on "screens" or "monitors" instead of our faces.
 Micro Jackson: All this data...it's so .....incredibly boring!
 tritium: "I think I see the problem: your monitor is WAY too bright."
 WaffleIron: Stupid Navy ads made me believe this shit as a young teen, even when I knew better - I was open to the possibility that something cool like this existed.
Image 164840   02-28-17   Uploaded by    edvard
Score:
242
 
 Musician: @jochenau I totally empathize with aggro-mod. Don't we all have to deal with terrible people on the internet daily (in between dealing with terrible people IRL).
 jochenau: @Musician Awww, be nice to MOD. I'd be mad too if I had to deal with terrible people on internet all the time.
 XLY: The hypest pep rally this millennium
 Teechur: Using drugs harms your vision. Look at Exhibit A, for example.....
 Musician: Ok boys and girls, and then this is when the aggro-gator mod lost it and went off...
 Warrax: So anyway, that's why you should D.A.R.E to "just say no" to drugs.
 Derp Herpigan: Public speaker for ants?
 Whatever: If posting on Twitter makes you so cool, than posting posters in the gym must be better!
 msmstud: "Okay, people, I had the options of several legible posters, which you wouldn't even look up from your smart-phones to read, or just a couple sheets cramming in the same content. So don't even pretend that you care that you can't read it, just shut the fuck up and pretend to listen. I hate you all. So, Item 1...."
 WaffleIron: He's probably reading a comment history on the school website. It's probably a long and boring assembly where everyone is getting shit for posts by bigwang6969.
Image 164839   02-28-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
570
 
 sparename: My hedgehog is made of fish
 enfanta: @CastleBravo my thinky place was condemned and shut down. :-(
 Peach: @CastleBravo SCUBA Diving, perhaps?
 trelyate: a wild wishiwashi appeared!
 ChubbyBuddy: @CastleBravo Independent-Submarine-Marine-Aspiration-Device-ing.
 CastleBravo: I stared at my phone for nearly five minutes and couldn't think of a synonym for "SCUBA-ing". I think my thinky-place broken for day. Me lie down now.
 CastleBravo: ....don't piss off a Druid before SCUBA-ing.
 ignatz: OmNomNom
Image 164838   02-28-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
556
 
 Mr Bleak: Is that a very big seahorse, or a really small person?
 hearsegirl: @Hosebag you have added to my repertoire!
 Hosebag: @hearsegirl When you're down by sea and an eel bites your knee, that's a moray...
 hearsegirl: @ASTER absolutely true. they can recognize their keepers, or just repeat visitor divers in the wild. but i've been waiting for a chance to whip that ol' song out. you don't get to sing a pun too often.
 raditzu: I've seen enough japanese stuff to know where it's going...
 ASTER: @hearsegirl Moray eels are actually famously friendly and love being pet and hugged, for some reason.
 KrazyKat: Scuba geisha has an ugly boyrlfriend/client.
 hearsegirl: see that thing in the reef with those big sharp teeth? that's a moray....stick your hand in that crack and you won't get it back from.. a moray... a moray...
 Butcherboy: That's a more
 Mr. Butt: Same.
 fanny: just because you can doesn't mean you should
 ASTER: Ohhh a nice hug.
 ChubbyBuddy: eel u be my valentine
Image 164837   02-28-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
346
 
 Teechur: @WaffleIron I don't think they always get "punched....in the Florida sun." I think the little turdbrains punch them elsewhere.
 WaffleIron: Early Nintendo Switch prototype.
 WTF: Gamecube in 2011? Hell, the Wii was at the end of it's life then.
 Lestrange: Nintendo game cube. Worth a fortune now.
 Scoo: I'm amazed that the ride attendant let them bring that onboard, or that they were able to sneak it on. Either way, really.
 WaffleIron: @a robot : If you had to wear a 20 pound suit and get punched by 10 year old shitheads in the flordia sun, you would not have any fun either.
 a robot: @WaffleIron It's also weird how miserable the Disney characters look. They're not having any fun!
 WaffleIron: Why is the splash part cartooney? was there not a real splash?
Image 164836   02-28-17   Uploaded by    DJSnoopMike
Score:
348
 
 werterland: I am fascinated by and terrified of everything Boston Dynamics creates.
 Urn BooUrn: Is your girlfriend a cyborg?
 Beef Supreme: Know your enemy, folks.
 jochenau: That's neat but machines will never be a match for good ol' Binky.
 Teechur: Wait, when does Skynet become self-aware again?
 raditzu: @tritium Nightmare inducing*
 CastleBravo: @tritium *(a subsidiary of RobCo inc.)
 Dan Tagonistic: *electronic whinnying*
 tritium: Ooh, just-announced "Handle" by Boston Dynamics. Goes quick, is maneuverable over rough terrain, jumps, wields a machine gun with terrifying accuracy!
 WaffleIron: This is a cool robot.
Image 164835   02-28-17   Uploaded by    werterland
Score:
400
 
 Shay: If you stuff me in the ball one more time...
 Mr. Shine: *does NOT throw Pokeball*
 Teechur: Shootachu, I choose you!
 piranharama: Pikachu used M-249 SAW. It's super effective.
 CastleBravo: Let's see anyone challenge me for this gym NOW.
 Whatever: Gotta shoot them all. Darn Pokemon trainers, kidnapping those poor critters and forcing them to fight...
 Mr. Butt: jpegs : Gotta Compress em' All!
Image 164834   02-28-17   Uploaded by    magicmormon
Score:
177
 
 wolfpk: I told you officer, I only had one beer!
 Musician: @Whatever ...or beer even
 raditzu: Luv from the first sight.
 Micro Jackson: I wuv you maaaan
 Whatever: Obviously, he's never tried any --GOOD-- beer.
Image 164833   02-28-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
535
 
 Zukero: I'd rock that.
 AverageJoe: stupid emo bands...
 Micro Jackson: Hot licks
 KrazyKat: Dogdish banjo gets no love.
 antipatterns: Saw a bass guitar with a VHS player for a body once.
 Zampano: Gimme fuel gimme fire gimme that which i desire
 Cami: Huffy brand? LOL
 bug: Rammstein's guitar
 a robot: This machine burns facists?
 FabricMan: As seen in Mad Max
Image 164832   02-28-17   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
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