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215841  Hokie333: Hey Hey Hey...

215871  Dr Awkward: This is how some people imagine my menagerie of animals behaves. Instead, the the turkey chases the goose and the goats headbutt the dogs.

215887  a robot: I have no fucking idea what this means

215878  Dr Awkward: But due to the new "We Want Tobacco Free" policy on campus, he was quickly escorted by campus safety officers.

215849  wolfpk: How "It" really ended. They bribed a racoon with Cheetos to kill the clown.

215877  Felicity: Snagglepuss

215881  Felicity: I SEE WHAT YOU DID TH Error

215872  when so: @sparename Astronaut, but only briefly

215850  wolfpk: Oh, you don't have a doggy door? Well you do now!

215898  Backhand: A girl I went to highschool had this name also, except her first name was Shelby. Like she'll be goodnough.

215888  WTF: Plot twist-The vacant position is due to him firing his mother.

215867  square44: whose hand is that?

215868  wolfpk: He should be luck it's only half

215871  wolfpk: Now these guys are the real experts of Hakuna Matata

215864  sodamachine: Can you dig it?

215898  AFanOfSprite: I still don't understand how got the nomination over Ima Littlebetter.

215875  Mad Collager: @Warrax You know what they call a blood-drawer who screws up? A flubotomist.

215876  Mad Collager: This is where my cow and I have a parting.

215885  uncannie: And then when puberty happens, she won't shut up about it for 50 years.

215862  Not A Bot: "Did... is that a WINE BOTTLE?!?" she screamed. "WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND CROSSES PCP AND BEARS?!?"

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215648 glenalec: Because grandma is dead, you insensitive bastard! (A vending machine fell on her while she was attacking it with her garden hoe).

215836 VeeKay: This is how you waste 82 course credits.

215658 Cami: Mr. And Mrs. Hubble.

215727 WaffleIron: @Butcherboy : For sure! My dad used to sing it to me. Being Canadian I thought that "Scranton" was made up.

215782 Cami: If you do this every day at work then it really adds up.

215760 flatluigi: I think even Firefox has a minimum size requirement.

215746 cenecia: "I like money"

215793 VeeKay: FFS Santa, just play skins or shirts.

215731 WaffleIron: @Spazstatic : Almost. I was advising a coworker whose career aspirations were not being assisted by management.

215642 Felicity: Id go to see a Second City show



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 Shay: Fallout 5 is coming along nicely.
 Jaunty Shrimp: How do you like my M.R.S.S? (Marshmallow Roasting Safety Suit)
 Warrax: Time to fight the clan invasion.
 illBilliam: "So this is going to protect me 100% from the radiation in the reactor core, right guys?"
 Micro Jackson: Kim Jong Nam could have used one of these
 a robot: Nice robot costume, dork
 Lestrange: Buoy, I say, buoy
 Knice: *waving wrench-arms* "PREPARE. YOUR. ANUS."
 Whatever: The early version of R2-D2 was immediately scrapped for good reason...
Image 164841   02-28-17   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
373
 
 Scoo: So 1337
 Warrax: Someday, in the far future, our data will be projected on "screens" or "monitors" instead of our faces.
 Micro Jackson: All this data...it's so .....incredibly boring!
 tritium: "I think I see the problem: your monitor is WAY too bright."
 WaffleIron: Stupid Navy ads made me believe this shit as a young teen, even when I knew better - I was open to the possibility that something cool like this existed.
Image 164840   02-28-17   Uploaded by    edvard
Score:
242
 
 Musician: @jochenau I totally empathize with aggro-mod. Don't we all have to deal with terrible people on the internet daily (in between dealing with terrible people IRL).
 jochenau: @Musician Awww, be nice to MOD. I'd be mad too if I had to deal with terrible people on internet all the time.
 XLY: The hypest pep rally this millennium
 Teechur: Using drugs harms your vision. Look at Exhibit A, for example.....
 Musician: Ok boys and girls, and then this is when the aggro-gator mod lost it and went off...
 Warrax: So anyway, that's why you should D.A.R.E to "just say no" to drugs.
 Derp Herpigan: Public speaker for ants?
 Whatever: If posting on Twitter makes you so cool, than posting posters in the gym must be better!
 msmstud: "Okay, people, I had the options of several legible posters, which you wouldn't even look up from your smart-phones to read, or just a couple sheets cramming in the same content. So don't even pretend that you care that you can't read it, just shut the fuck up and pretend to listen. I hate you all. So, Item 1...."
 WaffleIron: He's probably reading a comment history on the school website. It's probably a long and boring assembly where everyone is getting shit for posts by bigwang6969.
Image 164839   02-28-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
570
 
 sparename: My hedgehog is made of fish
 enfanta: @CastleBravo my thinky place was condemned and shut down. :-(
 Peach: @CastleBravo SCUBA Diving, perhaps?
 trelyate: a wild wishiwashi appeared!
 ChubbyBuddy: @CastleBravo Independent-Submarine-Marine-Aspiration-Device-ing.
 CastleBravo: I stared at my phone for nearly five minutes and couldn't think of a synonym for "SCUBA-ing". I think my thinky-place broken for day. Me lie down now.
 CastleBravo: ....don't piss off a Druid before SCUBA-ing.
 ignatz: OmNomNom
Image 164838   02-28-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
556
 
 Mr Bleak: Is that a very big seahorse, or a really small person?
 hearsegirl: @Hosebag you have added to my repertoire!
 Hosebag: @hearsegirl When you're down by sea and an eel bites your knee, that's a moray...
 hearsegirl: @ASTER absolutely true. they can recognize their keepers, or just repeat visitor divers in the wild. but i've been waiting for a chance to whip that ol' song out. you don't get to sing a pun too often.
 raditzu: I've seen enough japanese stuff to know where it's going...
 ASTER: @hearsegirl Moray eels are actually famously friendly and love being pet and hugged, for some reason.
 KrazyKat: Scuba geisha has an ugly boyrlfriend/client.
 hearsegirl: see that thing in the reef with those big sharp teeth? that's a moray....stick your hand in that crack and you won't get it back from.. a moray... a moray...
 Butcherboy: That's a more
 Mr. Butt: Same.
 fanny: just because you can doesn't mean you should
 ASTER: Ohhh a nice hug.
 ChubbyBuddy: eel u be my valentine
Image 164837   02-28-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
346
 
 Teechur: @WaffleIron I don't think they always get "punched....in the Florida sun." I think the little turdbrains punch them elsewhere.
 WaffleIron: Early Nintendo Switch prototype.
 WTF: Gamecube in 2011? Hell, the Wii was at the end of it's life then.
 Lestrange: Nintendo game cube. Worth a fortune now.
 Scoo: I'm amazed that the ride attendant let them bring that onboard, or that they were able to sneak it on. Either way, really.
 WaffleIron: @a robot : If you had to wear a 20 pound suit and get punched by 10 year old shitheads in the flordia sun, you would not have any fun either.
 a robot: @WaffleIron It's also weird how miserable the Disney characters look. They're not having any fun!
 WaffleIron: Why is the splash part cartooney? was there not a real splash?
Image 164836   02-28-17   Uploaded by    DJSnoopMike
Score:
348
 
 werterland: I am fascinated by and terrified of everything Boston Dynamics creates.
 Urn BooUrn: Is your girlfriend a cyborg?
 Beef Supreme: Know your enemy, folks.
 jochenau: That's neat but machines will never be a match for good ol' Binky.
 Teechur: Wait, when does Skynet become self-aware again?
 raditzu: @tritium Nightmare inducing*
 CastleBravo: @tritium *(a subsidiary of RobCo inc.)
 Dan Tagonistic: *electronic whinnying*
 tritium: Ooh, just-announced "Handle" by Boston Dynamics. Goes quick, is maneuverable over rough terrain, jumps, wields a machine gun with terrifying accuracy!
 WaffleIron: This is a cool robot.
Image 164835   02-28-17   Uploaded by    werterland
Score:
400
 
 Shay: If you stuff me in the ball one more time...
 Mr. Shine: *does NOT throw Pokeball*
 Teechur: Shootachu, I choose you!
 piranharama: Pikachu used M-249 SAW. It's super effective.
 CastleBravo: Let's see anyone challenge me for this gym NOW.
 Whatever: Gotta shoot them all. Darn Pokemon trainers, kidnapping those poor critters and forcing them to fight...
 Mr. Butt: jpegs : Gotta Compress em' All!
Image 164834   02-28-17   Uploaded by    magicmormon
Score:
177
 
 wolfpk: I told you officer, I only had one beer!
 Musician: @Whatever ...or beer even
 raditzu: Luv from the first sight.
 Micro Jackson: I wuv you maaaan
 Whatever: Obviously, he's never tried any --GOOD-- beer.
Image 164833   02-28-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
516
 
 Zukero: I'd rock that.
 AverageJoe: stupid emo bands...
 Micro Jackson: Hot licks
 KrazyKat: Dogdish banjo gets no love.
 antipatterns: Saw a bass guitar with a VHS player for a body once.
 Zampano: Gimme fuel gimme fire gimme that which i desire
 Cami: Huffy brand? LOL
 bug: Rammstein's guitar
 a robot: This machine burns facists?
 FabricMan: As seen in Mad Max
Image 164832   02-28-17   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
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