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228265  BavidDowie: It burns when I pee

228119  BavidDowie: Heck yes, Wikipedia says they're real.

228263  DrinkMixMan: I'm starting to suspect they are...

228271  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

228098  BavidDowie: Dis mah spleen

228101  BavidDowie: Son...you know your mom's maiden name, LePew? There's something I need to tell you. You're half...French.

228247  Sadbot: @Mexico I'd recommend it...I think, it's been over a decade since I watched it all the way through. Just know that there's a follow up movie because fans were so pissed about the ending...watch that, too.

228103  BavidDowie: I hate this meme

228259  Teechur: Chillinhuahua

228119  BavidDowie: If it rains during a full moon... could you get a moonbow?

228133  BavidDowie: I'm getting verklimpt...I'll give you a topic...Do you feel lucky?

228144  BavidDowie: I ain't nothin but a gander, honkin all the time

228247  Mexico: @Sadbot It is to my great shame that I couldn't come up with anything better than parodying the opening theme because I haven't seen Evangelion all the way through.

228147  BavidDowie: @Amy Housewine don't believe everything you read *purrrrr*

228256  addend: I don't have the stomach for it.

228257  addend: Big BAD wolf.

228258  addend: "In last week's episode of 'Soap'..."

228247  Sadbot: Eat the Double Down, Shinji, or Rei will have to

228177  BavidDowie: Babe... there's a fungus among us.

228185  BavidDowie: Nice time-delay fuse

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2. Ulillillia
3. VeeKay
4. Dr Awkward
5. Felicity
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228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

228190 duckfarts: that's some pig

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228074 Spazstatic: @Warrax if he didn't apologize, he wasn't a gentleman.

228183 glenalec: Please explain?

228003 Austin: If you haven't see wizard people Dear reader go do it right now

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228072 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!



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Ulillillia uploaded 227881 (921 points)
Morn Bumbies uploaded 227871 (914 points)
Fast Sloth uploaded 227863 (895 points)
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namename uploaded 227742 (885 points)
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 6. Not A Bot: 3316 points
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 9. saluted: 1979 points
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11. mackdaddy: 1756 points
12. AFanOfSprite: 1751 points
13. InfiniteZero: 1745 points
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Score:
612
 
 Peter Pantsless: @jazzjunkie It's...it's so beautiful *wipes away tear*
 Robespierre: A friend's cockatoo, CoCo (of course), had imitating the vacuum cleaner down pat - ultra-annoying.
 jazzjunkie: @Peter Pantsless Magnificent enough for you?
 Sandor: Nature abhors a vacuum
 fanny: and holy fuck that cabbage patch picture in the back should be a post of its own.
 fanny: no amount of vacuuming will get that stain out.
 Ulillillia: "Awwk, this sucks"
Image 164469   02-26-17   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Image 164468 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by eurotrash. Your image was bad, eurotrash.
Score:
577
 
 Robespierre: Did you MarioFart?
 Hyphae: @Lestrange no fair! They are only allowed to do copy right infringements on foreign trademarks!!
 Lestrange: Nintendo filed a lawsuit today claiming that a Tokyo-based go-karting service is ripping its ideas directly from Mario Kart. The service, called MariCar, is known for its go-kart tours around the city, during which riders don costumes of different Nintendo characters, like Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi.
Image 164467   02-26-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
506
 
 Hosebag: Hey, we got our shipment from Taco Bell.
 SomeCanadian: Good thing it has a legit 'Box Certificate'. Otherwise I'd be worried.
 bug: Huh, my package from @Mr. Butt arrived
Image 164466   02-26-17   Uploaded by    Sydney
Score:
238
 
 Teechur: His torso has another face.
Image 164465   02-26-17   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
415
 
 Suburbanmom: so confusing
 FabricMan: Internet Barbie
 Teechur: Post-nuclear war Barbie.
 Mr. Shine: Teen Wolf Barbie?
 Shay: @Ulillillia I'm more thinking 2017 Barbie.
 Ulillillia: 70s Barbie
 Sandor: More unrealistic standards for women
 Dr. Bathroom: Hipster Barbie.
Image 164464   02-26-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
648
 
 Side Boob: It's just cat grass, not nip.
 Mr. Shine: GIMME THE 'NIP!!
 Hosebag: Now don't smoke all of this at once ok?
 SomeCanadian: This cat is already looking forward to tripping balls
 tritium: God bless us, every one!
 Scoo: For me!?!?
Image 164463   02-26-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
149
 
 BavidDowie: My grandparents were pulled over drinking IBC. Cop saw brown bottles. He was not as tickled as they were.
 Whatever: I used to drink the stuff while eating thin breadsticks at work when the new hires came in, so they thought I was a chain-smoking drunk. Fun times...
 KingTrebek: If I'm the opposite of disappointed does that make me appointed?
 Teechur: That's one way to pay half price for a better beverage. I hope the cashier noticed.
 Mr. Shine: I'd rather have the IBC, honestly.
 Wet farts: At least the root beer will have more flavor than bud light
 Bluetocracy: beer. getting back to its roots.
 Scoo: Well, that's just back-asswards
Image 164462   02-26-17   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
Score:
304
 
 PushyWebsite: When I was a boy, my brother and I asked the "gotta stay in character" pilgrim about his favorite Atari games. His response had something to do about rays from the sun.
 Whatever: @isosceleswaffle Yep, old Plymouth Plantation in the autumn, when things get weird and spooky...
 isosceleswaffle: Plymouth Plantation, I think? It's a nifty place, and one of the only redeeming factors of living in town was getting free admission.
 jazzjunkie: ABSOLUTELY NO WOLVES PERMITTED ON THE PREMISES
 SomeCanadian: There are at LEAST two census workers buried on this property.
 Spazstatic: [insert survival game] update looking good.
 Warrax: Wood you like to come in?
Image 164461   02-26-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
293
 
 Robespierre: Time Out ... for FUN!
 Bast Relief: Sit calmly and accept your fate as the ice cold salt water numbs your body and will.
 SomeCanadian: Good thing that includes the wardrobe of a grade school teacher circa 1992. Otherwise we would be in trouble. @tritium
 tritium: In the event of a water landing, be sure to bring proper water-landing attire.
 jochenau: Her attire makes it seem like she should be wearing a bonnet or something.
 Warrax: "Is this ok? Is this fine? I'm not sure."
 Scoo: I LIKE WATERLANDINGHORN!
 Musician: Dear God, it's me Jennifer. So I'm having relationship problems...
 Nope: I was going to do this in a hotel bed anyway due to my crippling depression. So this is nice...
Image 164460   02-26-17   Uploaded by    fracking
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