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204354  Mr. Shine: Probably nothing.

204292  ignatz: Yup, I'm definitely colourblind

204353  tib gubb: is there a joke included?

204341  Spazstatic: I don't remember this from high school biology.

204311  Side Boob: "Flying through the air. That's a paddlin"

204345  Spazstatic: @ignatz beat me.

204345  Spazstatic: That mountain has a pretty good Jaws cover art reenactment.

204345  ignatz: Jaws Mountain

204316  Side Boob: WFBS;VR (Was funny but small; voted rad)

204351  ignatz: Lol Picasso irl

204353  ignatz: Draining the snake means something else where I come from

204341  Side Boob: This explains a lot

204346  Side Boob: New season of Westworld looking kind of crappy

204351  Side Boob: Sloth love Chunk?

204344  redmonkey3: Sex Ed courses getting wayyy to abstract

204345  redmonkey3: @Yurishiro - and a lot less round

204345  redmonkey3: This is so beautiful! know what else would be beautiful ? that's right... supporting mascot's need to feed on bandwidth PLEASE DON'T LET MASC0T STARVE!

204346  redmonkey3: @piranharama - Love That Update! hope their will be more!

204347  redmonkey3: This is Nice . Please support Aggro-Gator; that would be nice also, monkey thinks

204348  redmonkey3: @charlemagne - excellent comment & user name synergy

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

204224 Yurishiro: Where's mama bird?

204146 Shay: Where's the one with Ernest doing those faces, but the text is in Spanish?

204212 Aufziehvogel: And all these... memories... will be lost... like... butter... in the pan.

204166 Shay: @Felicity Yes.

204251 Yurishiro: STONE HAMMERBUTT

204200 Yurishiro: @Teechur Some things I Will never understand..but this like the spanish corrida I despise mostly for the cruelty towards the bulls

204123 Rat-Butt: What time is it? It's murder-death time, bitches!

204229 ThoughtlessGentleman: hang spent shell casings from fishing line, you have to protect your spring at all costs let all the other animals know that this is yours and any trespassers will not be tolerated.

204143 Warrax: Putting the "sex" in "saxophone."

204159 UltraBeverly: This blue movie is Smurfy.



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depression uploaded 204223 (761 points)
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11. Bagels: 1715 points
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Score:
612
 
 Peter Pantsless: @jazzjunkie It's...it's so beautiful *wipes away tear*
 Robespierre: A friend's cockatoo, CoCo (of course), had imitating the vacuum cleaner down pat - ultra-annoying.
 jazzjunkie: @Peter Pantsless Magnificent enough for you?
 Sandor: Nature abhors a vacuum
 fanny: and holy fuck that cabbage patch picture in the back should be a post of its own.
 fanny: no amount of vacuuming will get that stain out.
 Ulillillia: "Awwk, this sucks"
Image 164469   02-26-17   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Image 164468 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by eurotrash. Your image was bad, eurotrash.
Score:
577
 
 Robespierre: Did you MarioFart?
 Hyphae: @Lestrange no fair! They are only allowed to do copy right infringements on foreign trademarks!!
 Lestrange: Nintendo filed a lawsuit today claiming that a Tokyo-based go-karting service is ripping its ideas directly from Mario Kart. The service, called MariCar, is known for its go-kart tours around the city, during which riders don costumes of different Nintendo characters, like Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi.
Image 164467   02-26-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
481
 
 Hosebag: Hey, we got our shipment from Taco Bell.
 SomeCanadian: Good thing it has a legit 'Box Certificate'. Otherwise I'd be worried.
 bug: Huh, my package from @Mr. Butt arrived
Image 164466   02-26-17   Uploaded by    Sydney
Score:
238
 
 Teechur: His torso has another face.
Image 164465   02-26-17   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
389
 
 Suburbanmom: so confusing
 FabricMan: Internet Barbie
 Teechur: Post-nuclear war Barbie.
 Mr. Shine: Teen Wolf Barbie?
 Shay: @Ulillillia I'm more thinking 2017 Barbie.
 Ulillillia: 70s Barbie
 Sandor: More unrealistic standards for women
 Dr. Bathroom: Hipster Barbie.
Image 164464   02-26-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
648
 
 Side Boob: It's just cat grass, not nip.
 Mr. Shine: GIMME THE 'NIP!!
 Hosebag: Now don't smoke all of this at once ok?
 SomeCanadian: This cat is already looking forward to tripping balls
 tritium: God bless us, every one!
 Scoo: For me!?!?
Image 164463   02-26-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
123
 
 BavidDowie: My grandparents were pulled over drinking IBC. Cop saw brown bottles. He was not as tickled as they were.
 Whatever: I used to drink the stuff while eating thin breadsticks at work when the new hires came in, so they thought I was a chain-smoking drunk. Fun times...
 KingTrebek: If I'm the opposite of disappointed does that make me appointed?
 Teechur: That's one way to pay half price for a better beverage. I hope the cashier noticed.
 Mr. Shine: I'd rather have the IBC, honestly.
 Wet farts: At least the root beer will have more flavor than bud light
 Bluetocracy: beer. getting back to its roots.
 Scoo: Well, that's just back-asswards
Image 164462   02-26-17   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
Score:
304
 
 PushyWebsite: When I was a boy, my brother and I asked the "gotta stay in character" pilgrim about his favorite Atari games. His response had something to do about rays from the sun.
 Whatever: @isosceleswaffle Yep, old Plymouth Plantation in the autumn, when things get weird and spooky...
 isosceleswaffle: Plymouth Plantation, I think? It's a nifty place, and one of the only redeeming factors of living in town was getting free admission.
 jazzjunkie: ABSOLUTELY NO WOLVES PERMITTED ON THE PREMISES
 SomeCanadian: There are at LEAST two census workers buried on this property.
 Spazstatic: [insert survival game] update looking good.
 Warrax: Wood you like to come in?
Image 164461   02-26-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
267
 
 Robespierre: Time Out ... for FUN!
 Bast Relief: Sit calmly and accept your fate as the ice cold salt water numbs your body and will.
 SomeCanadian: Good thing that includes the wardrobe of a grade school teacher circa 1992. Otherwise we would be in trouble. @tritium
 tritium: In the event of a water landing, be sure to bring proper water-landing attire.
 jochenau: Her attire makes it seem like she should be wearing a bonnet or something.
 Warrax: "Is this ok? Is this fine? I'm not sure."
 Scoo: I LIKE WATERLANDINGHORN!
 Musician: Dear God, it's me Jennifer. So I'm having relationship problems...
 Nope: I was going to do this in a hotel bed anyway due to my crippling depression. So this is nice...
Image 164460   02-26-17   Uploaded by    fracking
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