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233944  sparename: The missile follows the little red dot

233924  WTF: Sleeps through the routine and Russia still gives her a 10.0

233942  Robespierre: Hm. I want this wall cloud in my living room. And those mammatus would make for a pretty cool ceiling, too

233926  9mm: this is me

233937  WTF: Reducing the Oval Office down to the level of a Wal-Mart bathroom.

233941  Shay: Something something milk and then I nodded off to sleep.

233937  Ulillillia: It's rare when Sarah Palin is the smartest person in a room.

233941  Ulillillia: tinytxt.jpg

233939  Sadbot: A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

233939  Scoo: Edison invented that, didn't he?

233940  Scoo: Now you can party all day

233930  Robespierre: "Everybody says she's lookin' good / And the lady knows it's understood / Strutter..."

233914  Not A Bot: They're all on A-G! Just kidding you're gonna die alone like me.

233938  glenalec: The friendly escape-pod.

233939  glenalec: STOP!

233942  glenalec: Cosmic Consciousness (Waaaaait for it!)

233852  Greifer: corcan is one hell of a drug

233841  tomatosaws: For real @Peter Pantsless

233920  Robespierre: @Dreforian You should probably feel fortunate that you lack the ability to cook a Japanese-style pizza - those are big blurps of Kewpie mayonnaise for the mouth and eyes, nori as the pupils, and bonito flakes masquerading as hair.

233926  wolfpk: "Describe your study method": I stole your answer sheet.

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233742 Teechur: @Robespierre Or Sammy Davis Jr.!

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233781 Science: Somebody stop me! Please.

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233737 Wooden Spoon: Louis CK quote in a less repugnant package.

233799 RiderFan: More accurate to the source material than the Ghost in the Shell live action movie.

233783 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.

233880 FatTigerWoods: Cover up, your genius is showing

233730 White Rice: @barfolomew @jochenau happy to be of service (but not as happy as the creator has been...ugh, I made myself a little sick thinking about that :-P)

233762 Science: GIS results are inconclusive, but look like Track Cyclist. When I rode a bike, my calves were huge, but I never had thighs like these...



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11. DrinkMixMan: 2113 points
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Score:
262
 
 AverageJoe: I am disappoint
 tokyopig: Smear campaigns of the 5th century.
 Hokie333: hey Bob, you got a little... something... on your... "Mmmmrrrph?" ...oh, nothing, never mind.
 Bu7Z: You should probably get that checked
Image 163999   02-23-17   Uploaded by    RogueLeader
Score:
302
 
 tib gubb: confound this wall!
Image 163998   02-23-17   Uploaded by    filthylaw
Score:
462
 
 carpwoman: Farfrompooping?
 Skaalar: Frotting
 Skaalar: Flubbering.
 Skaalar: Flicking
 SpaceCow: Flouncing?
 Mr. Shine: Flapping?
 Jabberwikket: Frinking ? Or maybe Farnsworthing ?
 Jabberwikket: Flippin the fuck out
 beep: Feasting
 Dresdenkeogh: Frolicking
 tokyopig: I forgot this mnemonic on the test and was like fuck.
 BavidDowie: Funking
 duckfarts: @Wet farts ding ding ding
 Bu7Z: Friendly spaceshipping
 Scoo: Fraking?
 Scoo: Flocking?
 Coolguy: Floundering?
 thecraftywolf: fondling
 Mexico: Forking.
 Wet farts: Farting?
 Musician: frottage
 a robot: Flailing?
 a robot: Failing?
 Teechur: Friending.
 tib gubb: Fudging?
 Bu7Z: Fornicating?
Image 163997   02-23-17   Uploaded by    Muncharito Beanworld
Score:
752
 
 SpaceCow: Herbie and Pauly Shore are "In the Army Now Too"
 Hokie333: Looks like Bumblebee and Warpath hooked up.
 Science: PERFECT IN EVERY WAY!
 BavidDowie: You know, the turret is in the back on these.
 tib gubb: not gonna lie: this is a sick ride.
Image 163996   02-23-17   Uploaded by    DragonWagon
Score:
751
 
 Hosebag: A tick-bag is at the door.
 Robespierre: "It followed me home - can I keep it?"
 BILL DOOR: CATS ARE DEAR TO ME.
 duckfarts: I BROUGHT DINNER
 The Real Waat: let the right one in
 tib gubb: LET US IN, FOOD-HAVER.
 Nothing: Can we keep him?
 Nope: HI MOM I MADE A NEW FRIEND
Image 163995   02-23-17   Uploaded by    durian
Image 163994 is unbelievably bad (score -30) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by clayjar. Your image was bad, clayjar.
Score:
460
 
 BavidDowie: @Nope You broked my 'maginashun
 Nope: *Inception sound but old fashioned somehow*
Image 163993   02-23-17   Uploaded by    DragonWagon
Score:
459
 
 BavidDowie: You can squeeze in.
 Flarmie: Image not to scale.
 Derp Herpigan: get in, losssssserss
 bug: Hey ladiessss
 duckfarts: @Nope hail satan
 fanny: username/upload combo! ++
 Nope: Seems kinda classless to cover your car in skin
 tib gubb: yo dawg i heard you like snakes
 Bu7Z: To the snake mobile!
Image 163992   02-23-17   Uploaded by    DragonWagon
Score:
317
 
 BILL DOOR: YES, I AM A SPECIAL CONSTABLE, WHAT OF IT? APPARENTLY I AM OF GREAT VALUE IN MURDER INVESTIGATIONS. THEY ASK WHAT HAPPENED, AND I SAY, "THAT GUY DID IT, I WAS THERE. AT THE END."
 ChubbyBuddy: the only good cop is
 Derp Herpigan: Sittin here, waiting for a speeder.
 HeCat Cherries: Bone lives matter
 tokyopig: I noticed that you have a Grateful Dead bumper sticker so I pulled you over for a quick chat.
 Dr. Bathroom: People are dying to get on the Watertown Police Department.
 duckfarts: oh look, it's don knotts
 Wet farts: Doot
 fanny: I'm originally from a Watertown! but my Watertown would never do anything this cool.
 Musician: Watertown had to reduce the number of paid officer down to a skeleton crew.
 tib gubb: to doot and protect
 well duh: That guy's doot'n 60 in a 45! Imma git 'im!
Image 163991   02-23-17   Uploaded by    DragonWagon
Score:
492
 
 Derp Herpigan: mfw it's too late to realize that it wasn't a fart.
 hat thrab: Ears that go aaaaaall the way back.
 enfanta: ...eleven hundred doggos went into the water, three hundred sixteen doggos come out, and the sharks took the rest..."
 tib gubb: doggo cannot sink.
 TurkeyVulture: Does not yet think it's safe to go back in the water
Image 163990   02-23-17   Uploaded by    Surprising
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