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272963  Soviette: The eucalyptus awakens

272963  Pingu IRL: Luke, I am your dropbear!

272941  arcticfox12x: Oh no

272962  ironmaiden: What's the backstory for the need of a rule?

272827  charlemagne: @fanny but they are covered in that delicious powdered flavouring

272950  charlemagne: you have failed me for the last time

272945  mammal883: @charlemagne Wasn't your cheat day yesterday? SHUT UP! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!

272923  foreversmug: Playing all his nowhere songs for nobody.

272937  Sandor: Bob cat

272862  charlemagne: if you build it they will come

272882  charlemagne: I've just witnessed a graduation ceremony for seven year olds. all had little robes on and everything. I don't understand why this is happening

272935  charlemagne: I have a similar method for checking where in your arm the broken bone is

272945  charlemagne: it's my cheat day

272933  lecj07: Hand apple!

272956  Paint Chips: I JUST HAD SE-EX!!

272932  SurfNTurf: Gaia Theory, you say?

272933  Science: Clockwork Doggo

272942  mrdiron: "Based on a tweet" is unfortunately something you hear a lot of these days

272549  Mr Bleak: @Air Biscuit Beauty of North Korea.

272930  topcity: That T-Rex isn't to scale

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272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

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 6. dangerkeith3000: 2770 points
 7. NoOneImportant: 2011 points
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10. Snow Plow: 1717 points
11. confession: 1643 points
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15. bbbrandon: 1391 points
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 AverageJoe: I am disappoint
 tokyopig: Smear campaigns of the 5th century.
 Hokie333: hey Bob, you got a little... something... on your... "Mmmmrrrph?" ...oh, nothing, never mind.
 Bu7Z: You should probably get that checked
Image 163999   02-23-17   Uploaded by    RogueLeader
 tib gubb: confound this wall!
Image 163998   02-23-17   Uploaded by    filthylaw
 carpwoman: Farfrompooping?
 Skaalar: Frotting
 Skaalar: Flubbering.
 Skaalar: Flicking
 SpaceCow: Flouncing?
 Mr. Shine: Flapping?
 Jabberwikket: Frinking ? Or maybe Farnsworthing ?
 Jabberwikket: Flippin the fuck out
 beep: Feasting
 Dresdenkeogh: Frolicking
 tokyopig: I forgot this mnemonic on the test and was like fuck.
 BavidDowie: Funking
 duckfarts: @Wet farts ding ding ding
 Bu7Z: Friendly spaceshipping
 Scoo: Fraking?
 Scoo: Flocking?
 Coolguy: Floundering?
 bag o bones: fondling
 Mexico: Forking.
 Wet farts: Farting?
 Musician: frottage
 a robot: Flailing?
 a robot: Failing?
 Teechur: Friending.
 tib gubb: Fudging?
Image 163997   02-23-17   Uploaded by    Muncharito Beanworld
 SpaceCow: Herbie and Pauly Shore are "In the Army Now Too"
 Hokie333: Looks like Bumblebee and Warpath hooked up.
 BavidDowie: You know, the turret is in the back on these.
 tib gubb: not gonna lie: this is a sick ride.
Image 163996   02-23-17   Uploaded by    DragonWagon
 Hosebag: A tick-bag is at the door.
 caesar: "It followed me home - can I keep it?"
 duckfarts: I BROUGHT DINNER
 The Real Waat: let the right one in
 tib gubb: LET US IN, FOOD-HAVER.
 Nothing: Can we keep him?
Image 163995   02-23-17   Uploaded by    durian
Image 163994 is unbelievably bad (score -30) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by clayjar. You have brought shame on us, clayjar.
 BavidDowie: @Nope You broked my 'maginashun
 Nope: *Inception sound but old fashioned somehow*
Image 163993   02-23-17   Uploaded by    DragonWagon
 BavidDowie: You can squeeze in.
 Flarmie: Image not to scale.
 Derp Herpigan: get in, losssssserss
 bug: Hey ladiessss
 duckfarts: @Nope hail satan
 fanny: username/upload combo! ++
 Nope: Seems kinda classless to cover your car in skin
 tib gubb: yo dawg i heard you like snakes
 Bu7Z: To the snake mobile!
Image 163992   02-23-17   Uploaded by    DragonWagon
 ChubbyBuddy: the only good cop is
 Derp Herpigan: Sittin here, waiting for a speeder.
 HeCat Cherries: Bone lives matter
 tokyopig: I noticed that you have a Grateful Dead bumper sticker so I pulled you over for a quick chat.
 Dr. Bathroom: People are dying to get on the Watertown Police Department.
 duckfarts: oh look, it's don knotts
 Wet farts: Doot
 fanny: I'm originally from a Watertown! but my Watertown would never do anything this cool.
 Musician: Watertown had to reduce the number of paid officer down to a skeleton crew.
 tib gubb: to doot and protect
 well duh: That guy's doot'n 60 in a 45! Imma git 'im!
Image 163991   02-23-17   Uploaded by    DragonWagon
 Derp Herpigan: mfw it's too late to realize that it wasn't a fart.
 hat thrab: Ears that go aaaaaall the way back.
 enfanta: ...eleven hundred doggos went into the water, three hundred sixteen doggos come out, and the sharks took the rest..."
 tib gubb: doggo cannot sink.
 nanananana: Does not yet think it's safe to go back in the water
Image 163990   02-23-17   Uploaded by    Surprising
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