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249390  square44: yep. that's a coupon, alright.

249383  a robot: Well he's a monkey, so he probably picks it in the wild.

249381  sparename: @Yam As an example - Eric Prydz - Call On Me, sounds terrible enough when played on radio with analogue compression for broadcast but when digitised as well is just nasty.. I never liked the song but just like being reminded of the video..

249382  Mr. Whiskers: You cant say "doot" if theres no skeleton. Thats just science.

249390  Not A Bot: FINISH HER!

249384  barfolomew: They don't make "skin" crayons anymore, for exactly this reason.

249367  Air Biscuit: These 3d glasses are off somehow...

249389  sparename: Yes, the nanobots have increased the size of my red blood cells too.

249336  wolfpk: Connection to #249357

249361  wolfpk: *Temp workers

249387  sparenamelaptopdied: I hate to think what's at the other side..

249374  Zaxxoff: you think that's stealthy? wait till you find the hand dryer!

249375  wolfpk: Hint #249377

249378  wolfpk: @funny in the wall All the mogwai came from Gizmo. Mogwais are naturally evil, with a very few exceptions like Gizmo.

249385  Zaxxoff: lifehack #22

249387  Zaxxoff: everything they told me about marine biology is a lie!

249387  Side Boob: Dont fish near nuclear power plants (owned by Montgomery Burns).

249372  Mr. Shine: "I come from a long line of Registrars with a proud and minutely documented history."

249374  Mr. Shine: *stumbles into*

249377  Mr. Shine: I love you, box!

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1. tib gubb
2. Felicity
3. Yurishiro
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9. Not A Bot
10. Dr Awkward



The top ten most commented-on images today:

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249319 Telkwa: Katie Carrie.



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WannaBee uploaded 249170 (847 points)
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 5. WannaBee: 3703 points
 6. Annoying Vegan : 3309 points
 7. dangerkeith3000: 2587 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2559 points
 9. tina: 2461 points
10. wordjones: 1999 points
11. Warrax: 1963 points
12. ChubbyBuddy: 1839 points
13. PlzPlzMe: 1820 points
14. younglink: 1642 points
15. Bad Dad: 1622 points
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Score:
262
 
 AverageJoe: I am disappoint
 tokyopig: Smear campaigns of the 5th century.
 Hokie333: hey Bob, you got a little... something... on your... "Mmmmrrrph?" ...oh, nothing, never mind.
 Bu7Z: You should probably get that checked
Image 163999   02-23-17   Uploaded by    RogueLeader
Score:
302
 
 tib gubb: confound this wall!
Image 163998   02-23-17   Uploaded by    filthylaw
Score:
462
 
 carpwoman: Farfrompooping?
 Skaalar: Frotting
 Skaalar: Flubbering.
 Skaalar: Flicking
 SpaceCow: Flouncing?
 Mr. Shine: Flapping?
 Jabberwikket: Frinking ? Or maybe Farnsworthing ?
 Jabberwikket: Flippin the fuck out
 beep: Feasting
 Dresdenkeogh: Frolicking
 tokyopig: I forgot this mnemonic on the test and was like fuck.
 BavidDowie: Funking
 duckfarts: @Wet farts ding ding ding
 Bu7Z: Friendly spaceshipping
 Scoo: Fraking?
 Scoo: Flocking?
 Coolguy: Floundering?
 thecraftywolf: fondling
 Mexico: Forking.
 Wet farts: Farting?
 Musician: frottage
 a robot: Flailing?
 a robot: Failing?
 Teechur: Friending.
 tib gubb: Fudging?
 Bu7Z: Fornicating?
Image 163997   02-23-17   Uploaded by    Muncharito Beanworld
Score:
752
 
 SpaceCow: Herbie and Pauly Shore are "In the Army Now Too"
 Hokie333: Looks like Bumblebee and Warpath hooked up.
 Science: PERFECT IN EVERY WAY!
 BavidDowie: You know, the turret is in the back on these.
 tib gubb: not gonna lie: this is a sick ride.
Image 163996   02-23-17   Uploaded by    DragonWagon
Score:
751
 
 Hosebag: A tick-bag is at the door.
 caesar: "It followed me home - can I keep it?"
 BILL DOOR: CATS ARE DEAR TO ME.
 duckfarts: I BROUGHT DINNER
 The Real Waat: let the right one in
 tib gubb: LET US IN, FOOD-HAVER.
 Nothing: Can we keep him?
 Nope: HI MOM I MADE A NEW FRIEND
Image 163995   02-23-17   Uploaded by    durian
Image 163994 is unbelievably bad (score -30) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by clayjar. Boo, clayjar.
Score:
460
 
 BavidDowie: @Nope You broked my 'maginashun
 Nope: *Inception sound but old fashioned somehow*
Image 163993   02-23-17   Uploaded by    DragonWagon
Score:
459
 
 BavidDowie: You can squeeze in.
 Flarmie: Image not to scale.
 Derp Herpigan: get in, losssssserss
 bug: Hey ladiessss
 duckfarts: @Nope hail satan
 fanny: username/upload combo! ++
 Nope: Seems kinda classless to cover your car in skin
 tib gubb: yo dawg i heard you like snakes
 Bu7Z: To the snake mobile!
Image 163992   02-23-17   Uploaded by    DragonWagon
Score:
317
 
 BILL DOOR: YES, I AM A SPECIAL CONSTABLE, WHAT OF IT? APPARENTLY I AM OF GREAT VALUE IN MURDER INVESTIGATIONS. THEY ASK WHAT HAPPENED, AND I SAY, "THAT GUY DID IT, I WAS THERE. AT THE END."
 ChubbyBuddy: the only good cop is
 Derp Herpigan: Sittin here, waiting for a speeder.
 HeCat Cherries: Bone lives matter
 tokyopig: I noticed that you have a Grateful Dead bumper sticker so I pulled you over for a quick chat.
 Dr. Bathroom: People are dying to get on the Watertown Police Department.
 duckfarts: oh look, it's don knotts
 Wet farts: Doot
 fanny: I'm originally from a Watertown! but my Watertown would never do anything this cool.
 Musician: Watertown had to reduce the number of paid officer down to a skeleton crew.
 tib gubb: to doot and protect
 well duh: That guy's doot'n 60 in a 45! Imma git 'im!
Image 163991   02-23-17   Uploaded by    DragonWagon
Score:
492
 
 Derp Herpigan: mfw it's too late to realize that it wasn't a fart.
 hat thrab: Ears that go aaaaaall the way back.
 enfanta: ...eleven hundred doggos went into the water, three hundred sixteen doggos come out, and the sharks took the rest..."
 tib gubb: doggo cannot sink.
 TurkeyVulture: Does not yet think it's safe to go back in the water
Image 163990   02-23-17   Uploaded by    Surprising
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