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233937  WTF: Reducing the Oval Office down to the level of a Wal-Mart bathroom.

233941  Shay: Something something milk and then I nodded off to sleep.

233937  Ulillillia: It's rare when Sarah Palin is the smartest person in a room.

233941  Ulillillia: tinytxt.jpg

233939  Sadbot: A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

233939  Scoo: Edison invented that, didn't he?

233940  Scoo: Now you can party all day

233930  Robespierre: "Everybody says she's lookin' good / And the lady knows it's understood / Strutter..."

233914  Not A Bot: They're all on A-G! Just kidding you're gonna die alone like me.

233938  glenalec: The friendly escape-pod.

233939  glenalec: STOP!

233942  glenalec: Cosmic Consciousness (Waaaaait for it!)

233852  Greifer: corcan is one hell of a drug

233841  tomatosaws: For real @Peter Pantsless

233920  Robespierre: @Dreforian You should probably feel fortunate that you lack the ability to cook a Japanese-style pizza - those are big blurps of Kewpie mayonnaise for the mouth and eyes, nori as the pupils, and bonito flakes masquerading as hair.

233926  wolfpk: "Describe your study method": I stole your answer sheet.

233923  Sadbot: U wot, m8

233937  Robespierre: I myself reject our new alien overlords.

233929  wolfpk: Extreme Bronies

233924  funny in the wall: @Sadbot jesus, she's 17 and half my age. she's technically young enough to be my kid. maybe she is my kid, some trips to eastern europe in those days were cray

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233880 FatTigerWoods: Cover up, your genius is showing

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233742 Teechur: @Robespierre Or Sammy Davis Jr.!

233799 RiderFan: More accurate to the source material than the Ghost in the Shell live action movie.

233737 Wooden Spoon: Louis CK quote in a less repugnant package.

233762 Science: GIS results are inconclusive, but look like Track Cyclist. When I rode a bike, my calves were huge, but I never had thighs like these...

233819 Felicity: @Beef Supreme To paraphrase an old quote, Aspergers is Gods way of insuring that the truly gifted arent burdened with children

233783 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.

233730 White Rice: @barfolomew @jochenau happy to be of service (but not as happy as the creator has been...ugh, I made myself a little sick thinking about that :-P)

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.



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 XLY: my spirit animu
 CastleBravo: @Lestrange .....give it time.
 Lestrange: Least pornographic anime I've seen all day
Image 163953   02-23-17   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
Score:
614
 
 BavidDowie: Very im-bread-sive!
 KrazyKat: Why can't I find the post with the giant salami? I could make a sammich!
 tib gubb: am-bread-sador
 Knice: Father, sons, and swoley loaf.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Let's get bready to rumble!
 Hosebag: These guys are clearly baked.
 ch: "I have made a big bread." "As have I. Big." "My bread is bigger than your two breads. I am the breadiest. Bread bread bread. Bread."
 cenecia: What a time to be a loaf!
 LurkedMoar: 'Dough!
 fanny: anyway you slice it, i never get tired of this picture.
 Annoying Vegan : This is clearly their superpower.
 Annoying Vegan : Quit loafing around and get back to work.
 Lestrange: I is the king of bred
Image 163952   02-23-17   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
Score:
530
 
 Lestrange: @Micro Jackson Art Borkfunkle?
 Micro Jackson: @Lestrange You mean Arf G'ArfUncle
 ch: @redmonkey3 right back atcha, REDMONKEY3
 Jaunty Shrimp: @piranharama You called it
 redmonkey3: @ch - hooked you up with a +1 my main man... this one's on the house, but don't forget when redmonkey3 set you up right... ys dig me
 ch: I wanted to vote for myself for that last comment, it's like so REAL you can feel the tensosity during the meeting like is the guy going to flip for the narc doggie? You don't know.
 ch: "Look, I know the deal's going down tonight, and I KNOW you're mixed up in it and want out. All I'm saying is ... tell me where and when, and I can help you out of a jam."
 piranharama: Jeff Lynne is aging... Strangely.
 Lestrange: Something something Art Garfunkel
 Lestrange: His everything game is on fleek
 Shay: The elusive TrendyBobRossHipster Setter.
Image 163951   02-23-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
521
 
 Science: @Sandor: I had one red, one blue. The 7-11 owner we encountered after the show was in shock at our appearance.
 Beef Supreme: RIP Oderus.
 Gomi Day: i never would have guessed marge simpson was into gwar.
 Sandor: @annterland My contacts were a reddish hue
 bug: same.
 Skaalar: Prong snapped my fingers snapped my neck.
 annterland: @Shay GWAR..HYUHH...What is it good for?
 Shay: @annterland GWAR: Gay Women Against Rape
 annterland: Gwar fucked up the clothes I wore to their concert. Damned blood canon.
 FabricMan: Get in line, buddy. Get in line.
 Shay: MEAT......SANDWICH
Image 163950   02-23-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
156
 
 Bast Relief: Pffft. I same a couple of bucks by eating the Play-Doh myself and letting nature donuts thing.
 ch: Finally capitalism hits one out of the park
 Sheikhjahbooty: Smells better than poo? I think the bar is set too low on that one.
 WaffleIron: Poo dough, Winnie the pooh dough! Wherever you go, oh won't you take me please?
Image 163949   02-23-17   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
192
 
 Skaalar: Feckin gulls.
Image 163948   02-23-17   Uploaded by    LurkedMoar
Score:
191
 
 whiplash: Talk to me!
 Skaalar: @Shay :D
 Shay: Smack my birch up.
Image 163947   02-23-17   Uploaded by    gulpeg
Score:
509
 
 BILL DOOR: IN A MANNER OF SPEAKING. I DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE A HEART IN THE BIOLOGICAL SENSE.
 BILL DOOR: @Skaalar CURIOSITY. IT HAPPENS UNFORTUNATELY OFTEN, BUT LUCKILY THEY GET EIGHT MORE DO-OVERS. THIS IS BECAUSE THEY ARE CLOSE TO MY HEART.
 BavidDowie: Amazing how fresh it stays.
 Jaunty Shrimp: @hearsegirl oops, just saw your post
 Jaunty Shrimp: Any other Olds remember bonsaikitten.com?
 hat thrab: @Knice They're like goldfish: the bigger the jar, the bigger they get to accommodate. God help us if it escapes and the Great Catzilla Massacre of '09 happens again.
 redmonkey3: @Lestrange - Special Forces in an armored car ?
 Lestrange: Who do you think you are? Runnin' 'round leaving scars, Collecting your jar of cats, And tearing love apart, You're gonna catch a cold. From the ice inside your soul, So don't come back for me, Who do you think you are?
 Skaalar: @BILL DOOR Then why do they constantly get in sealable containers?
 hearsegirl: bonsai kitten!
 BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE. THEY DO NOT NEED TO BE PRESERVED IN JARS.
 Knice: This is okay, but it's important to adjust the container size as they grow. #152996
Image 163946   02-23-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
485
 
 wolfpk: *She slaps him, unhooks his leash and walk off*
 Mexico: He's mine now. I love him.
Image 163945   02-23-17   Uploaded by    bad tony
Score:
418
 
 AverageJoe: Does it have carameldansen?
 Noremak: Track one: Meshuggah
 Bast Relief: Mom, dad! Practice got out early! Oh...
 Warrax: EXPLICITLY illustrated...
 Lestrange: She fartin
 whiplash: Young Burt Reynolds did some things he wasn't proud of.
 wolfpk: Sucky music for a sucky massage.
 Dan Tagonistic: Music to strangle your spouse to
 Elleander: How come they BOTH look annoyed af?
Image 163944   02-23-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
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