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272913  Korrok: I've seen worse.

272962  Psymon: Only in Japan

272959  Shay: Elvis went out the same way.

272955  Dr Awkward: @fanny apparently whale milk is incredibly rich and fatty. And whale mothers make like a bathtub quantity of milk daily.

272959  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward ok, they find them on their toilet I should have said. The way I worded it, it sounded like the EMTs were dumping.

272959  Dr Awkward: Actually EMTs and paramedics find older folks dead or unconscious while dumping super often because theyre pushing too hard, essentially doing the Valsalva maneuver, they vagal out and sometime hit their head while passing out. Moral of this story, eat enough fiber so you dont pass out while trying to dump.

272970  romangreek: My desktop usually consist of folders named "bdrfekjgbgw" and "xdrstacmgxdjbasfkw" and "ffffff" by the time I'm done with a project.

272960  Side Boob: I wish Gritty was 100 feet tall and would crush Philly in a hellish rampage. Mostly because I have Jury Duty next week, but just in general too.

272918  Dr Awkward: @Sadbot @Mr. Butt I could use a trusted handyman, but a lot are just guys who have more tools than me. Id happily hire @Teechur in the summer to help fix some shit around here, but Im pretty sure youre multiple states away.

272949  Side Boob: Blep

272950  Side Boob: Dear bird, fuck off just now.

272931  tib gubb: touchbown!

272956  Side Boob: Clearly, the officer was bewitched as well.

272945  BavidDowie: *through full mouth* "IT'S MUH BERFDEY"

272931  Dr Awkward: Its possible that this person is really dumb and doesnt realize the phrase / song is *To Be

272957  Not A Bot: How the fuck is he gonna read that then, smart guy?

272946  White Rice: @danny one can be the embodiment of all that is evil & immoral in the world and still like cute stuff/be freaked out by angry pointy things.

272950  Prostata: another one for the collection! #272952

272941  Crim Tender: Good Lord!

272941  Mr Bleak: Night train to switcherino

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272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige



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 XLY: my spirit animu
 CastleBravo: @Lestrange .....give it time.
 Lestrange: Least pornographic anime I've seen all day
Image 163953   02-23-17   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
Score:
614
 
 BavidDowie: Very im-bread-sive!
 KrazyKat: Why can't I find the post with the giant salami? I could make a sammich!
 tib gubb: am-bread-sador
 Knice: Father, sons, and swoley loaf.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Let's get bready to rumble!
 Hosebag: These guys are clearly baked.
 ch: "I have made a big bread." "As have I. Big." "My bread is bigger than your two breads. I am the breadiest. Bread bread bread. Bread."
 cenecia: What a time to be a loaf!
 LurkedMoar: 'Dough!
 fanny: anyway you slice it, i never get tired of this picture.
 Annoying Vegan : This is clearly their superpower.
 Annoying Vegan : Quit loafing around and get back to work.
 Lestrange: I is the king of bred
Image 163952   02-23-17   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
Score:
530
 
 Lestrange: @Micro Jackson Art Borkfunkle?
 Micro Jackson: @Lestrange You mean Arf G'ArfUncle
 ch: @redmonkey3 right back atcha, REDMONKEY3
 Jaunty Shrimp: @piranharama You called it
 redmonkey3: @ch - hooked you up with a +1 my main man... this one's on the house, but don't forget when redmonkey3 set you up right... ys dig me
 ch: I wanted to vote for myself for that last comment, it's like so REAL you can feel the tensosity during the meeting like is the guy going to flip for the narc doggie? You don't know.
 ch: "Look, I know the deal's going down tonight, and I KNOW you're mixed up in it and want out. All I'm saying is ... tell me where and when, and I can help you out of a jam."
 piranharama: Jeff Lynne is aging... Strangely.
 Lestrange: Something something Art Garfunkel
 Lestrange: His everything game is on fleek
 Shay: The elusive TrendyBobRossHipster Setter.
Image 163951   02-23-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
521
 
 Science: @Sandor: I had one red, one blue. The 7-11 owner we encountered after the show was in shock at our appearance.
 Beef Supreme: RIP Oderus.
 Gomi Day: i never would have guessed marge simpson was into gwar.
 Sandor: @annterland My contacts were a reddish hue
 bug: same.
 Skaalar: Prong snapped my fingers snapped my neck.
 annterland: @Shay GWAR..HYUHH...What is it good for?
 Shay: @annterland GWAR: Gay Women Against Rape
 annterland: Gwar fucked up the clothes I wore to their concert. Damned blood canon.
 FabricMan: Get in line, buddy. Get in line.
 Shay: MEAT......SANDWICH
Image 163950   02-23-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
156
 
 Bast Relief: Pffft. I same a couple of bucks by eating the Play-Doh myself and letting nature donuts thing.
 ch: Finally capitalism hits one out of the park
 Sheikhjahbooty: Smells better than poo? I think the bar is set too low on that one.
 WaffleIron: Poo dough, Winnie the pooh dough! Wherever you go, oh won't you take me please?
Image 163949   02-23-17   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
192
 
 Skaalar: Feckin gulls.
Image 163948   02-23-17   Uploaded by    LurkedMoar
Score:
191
 
 whiplash: Talk to me!
 Skaalar: @Shay :D
 Shay: Smack my birch up.
Image 163947   02-23-17   Uploaded by    gulpeg
Score:
509
 
 BILL DOOR: IN A MANNER OF SPEAKING. I DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE A HEART IN THE BIOLOGICAL SENSE.
 BILL DOOR: @Skaalar CURIOSITY. IT HAPPENS UNFORTUNATELY OFTEN, BUT LUCKILY THEY GET EIGHT MORE DO-OVERS. THIS IS BECAUSE THEY ARE CLOSE TO MY HEART.
 BavidDowie: Amazing how fresh it stays.
 Jaunty Shrimp: @hearsegirl oops, just saw your post
 Jaunty Shrimp: Any other Olds remember bonsaikitten.com?
 hat thrab: @Knice They're like goldfish: the bigger the jar, the bigger they get to accommodate. God help us if it escapes and the Great Catzilla Massacre of '09 happens again.
 redmonkey3: @Lestrange - Special Forces in an armored car ?
 Lestrange: Who do you think you are? Runnin' 'round leaving scars, Collecting your jar of cats, And tearing love apart, You're gonna catch a cold. From the ice inside your soul, So don't come back for me, Who do you think you are?
 Skaalar: @BILL DOOR Then why do they constantly get in sealable containers?
 hearsegirl: bonsai kitten!
 BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE. THEY DO NOT NEED TO BE PRESERVED IN JARS.
 Knice: This is okay, but it's important to adjust the container size as they grow. #152996
Image 163946   02-23-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
485
 
 wolfpk: *She slaps him, unhooks his leash and walk off*
 Mexico: He's mine now. I love him.
Image 163945   02-23-17   Uploaded by    bad tony
Score:
418
 
 AverageJoe: Does it have carameldansen?
 Noremak: Track one: Meshuggah
 Bast Relief: Mom, dad! Practice got out early! Oh...
 Warrax: EXPLICITLY illustrated...
 Lestrange: She fartin
 whiplash: Young Burt Reynolds did some things he wasn't proud of.
 wolfpk: Sucky music for a sucky massage.
 Dan Tagonistic: Music to strangle your spouse to
 Elleander: How come they BOTH look annoyed af?
Image 163944   02-23-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
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