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272621  Cami: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272613  ThoughtlessGentleman: @waaaaaat hi bob barker!

272621  toaster: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272615  Peter Pantsless: Holy shit, was that squirrel a vampire or something?

272608  DrinkMixMan: *Hank Hill "bwaaa" noise*

272609  DrinkMixMan: Happy Halloween!

272620  99.9 Percent: this is why I need feminism

272620  kittylitter: Way too much sugar.

272620  Taters: stop sexualization of coffee

272620  waffle iron: I like my women like I like my coffee: with a face.

272557  charlemagne: I get it

272619  a spider plan: Well now thats just silly to leave the rest of the raw chicken on the counter at room temperature.

272597  charlemagne: they never would never say that in the fifties

272445  potato: exactly @Knice

272604  addend: "I'm not racist - I'm colorblind."

272607  addend: "Giddyup!"

272455  Mr Bleak: Swicherino of movie posters.

272462  Mr Bleak: Fail: Not in Large Friendly Letters.

272536  a robot: Finding out you are a robot can be traumatizing, but you'll get used to it

272617  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

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272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

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272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

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 San DoDo: @Warrax she lets them through if it's pictures of the family :)
 Warrax: I've tried to upload this guy a few times in the past. I'm glad Nancy finally let it through for someone.
 Mr. Shine: You haven't unlocked this chicken yet!
 Prostata: not easy to google for this without seeing a LOT of very very unpleasant things
 Wooden Spoon: Cajun blackened chicken
 Mr. Shine: You haven't unlocked this chicken yet!
 Off Topic: How to burn your food and keep it raw too.
 Kohapi: It's the fabled Ebon-Cock of Inle
 SomeCanadian: Bigger, blacker, and clearly uncut.
 Peter Pantsless: You'll never see it coming before the egg. Or was it the other way around?
 Knice: "Ba-GOTH!"
 a robot: METAL AS FUCK
Image 163916   02-23-17   Uploaded by    San DoDo
 Mr Bleak: @a robot *before* opening the tin ... gulp.
 Hokie333: I Thank Thee/ O Thou whose bounty fills my can,/ With every blessing meat!/ I give Thee thanks for every *plop*/ The bitter and the sweet.
 jochenau: Just needs some turkey-flavored soda.
 winwolf: Barf, stratified.
 Lestrange: The product consists of nine layers of processed festive food, including scrambled egg and bacon, two mince pies, turkey and potatoes, gravy, bread sauce, cranberry sauce, brussel sprouts or broccoli (for those who don't like sprouts) with stuffing, roast carrots and parsnips, and Christmas pudding.
 Kohapi: @Micro Jackson I don't see any difference.
 Micro Jackson: @Kohapi Is that the Ketchup / Turkey boundary, or the one where the dinos all died?
 Kohapi: Hey look, it has a KT boundary
 Urn BooUrn: I can only imagine it smells like death.
 SomeCanadian: I feel like this would have gone over well in the 1910's and 1920's when people were really into gelatins. Or the 1930's where people just ate anything that was edible.
 Lestrange: Sweet baby Jesus, that's a real thing. Or was in 2013. All the search results are dated 2013.
 tib gubb: still not as gross as the pig brain in milk sauce
 kinggheedra: Why make
 a robot: @Knice I think the only game here is "who can go longest without barfing after opening the tin"
 Knice: I want to play a game...
Image 163915   02-23-17   Uploaded by    danny
 Jabberwikket: @Jabberwikket * Cytherian cat
 Jabberwikket: Cat doesn't give a shit about your warp barriers
 Dan Tagonistic: Mr Jangles
 Micro Jackson: Meowsa!
 Kohapi: Mrrrrr(static)row?
 SomeCanadian: Oh mys kitteh- you does me a frighten!
 tib gubb: when you find out that din dins is fresh-caught fish
 Lestrange: Classic jiggly cat
 San DoDo: He's all over the place
 Peter Pantsless: Googly eyes make everything better!
 fanny: speed of light cat...what a superpower/pet trick!!
 fakeusername: when the kush hits
Image 163914   02-23-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
 Annoying Vegan : @Peter Pantsless My dad used to eat croutons on buttermilk.
 Micro Jackson: Thank god for that
 annterland: Ewww
 SomeCanadian: @Peter Pantsless My grandfather smoked a cancerous plant until his cells mutated and took over his body. I guess what I'm saying is that old people do strange things.
 tib gubb: technically correct is the best kind of correct
 Peter Pantsless: My grandfather ate saltines crushed into buttermilk. I have no idea how he came up with that
 tritium: Technically true.
 Knice: Thankfully.
Image 163913   02-23-17   Uploaded by    petunias
 Nothing: You think nothingness is your ally?
 Micro Jackson: Is this like kagels?
 SomeCanadian: Saying 'fun exercises' after demonstrating a commitment to extreme nihilism seems backwards.
 taiko: Can't expand the absolute. Just sayin..
 Knice: ...If you're brave enough.
Image 163912   02-23-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 piranharama: Gotta catch this pokemon.
 Dan Tagonistic: @Peter Pantsless Thanks. I can't believe I had it in my 'upload one day' folder for ages
 Kohapi: It comforts me to know even Howitzered Bengalmen put their boots on one foot at a time.
 DoctorTwo: This Thundercats remake just ain't working for me.
 a robot: This is way cooler than most Power Rangers villains
 San DoDo: 2awesome4me
 smarkles: I just can't keep track of all these new Pokemon.
 Sandor: My spirit animal.
 tib gubb: seems legit
 Peter Pantsless: @Dan Tagonistic I am tempted to literally mail you one of my rad stickers for this
Image 163911   02-23-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
 Ulillillia: @BILL DOOR I know better, if I mocked you I'd end up ded
 Ulillillia: @BILL DOOR…
 whiplash: MOM! He ate the last piece!! That was mine! He had 4 and I only got 3!
 Kohapi: Get STUFFED CRUST!!!!
 SomeCanadian: Today on amateur community theatre: Orson Welle's classic Animal Farm, adapted for Housepets by a product of the public education system.
 PenguinBartender: "GET HIM!"
Image 163910   02-23-17   Uploaded by    charmander
 Wooden Spoon: I don't remember that show having any legkess people hovering in the air.
 RiderFan: Only reason I ever watched Lazy Town was because of Stephanie.
 Lestrange: Mayor of Lazytown looking good there. He's Milford Meanswell, Stephanie's uncle. Oh my!
Image 163909   02-23-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Hosebag: Baboons are in Danny's room again.
 SunWukong: @fanny racist.
 Micro Jackson: Great, another thing to lose sleep over
 fanny: Just when i thought i couldn't hate monkeys any more...
 tib gubb: um... should i call somebody?
 SomeCanadian: That seems like a nice place.
 a robot: Did they break into the building to steal that teddy bear? I don't understand what's happening here
 SunWukong: My brethren are ready.
Image 163908   02-23-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Micro Jackson: Rammin time!
 Kohapi: The Villiness Elsie Alyagot: Oh, ho, ho. I see you've fallen into my trap, Mr. Bond.
 hearsegirl: Mary had a little lamb. she also had a bear. we often saw her little lamb, but we never saw her bear.
 a robot: Arlene "Two Sheep" Jackson is pleased with her life choices.
 LurkedMoar: Two is company, three is a herd
Image 163907   02-23-17   Uploaded by    San DoDo
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