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257665  Jaunty Shrimp: Break me off a piece

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: By ducks definitely being "shady af"

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: Google The Horrible Thing You Never Knew About Ducks...I was on a walk by a lake one time and was traumatized

257709  Jaunty Shrimp: I hereby rename this site doggo-gator

257714  Jaunty Shrimp: Neener neener neener

257759  flowers: All in all its just another dog in a wall.

257723  Jaunty Shrimp: It must really suck to be famous.

257749  Sadbot: Ha ha, congress doesn't get the online, and since I'm a binary-thought lackwit I'm going to side with the billionaire who sells everyone out.

257731  Jaunty Shrimp: I haven't drank in 2 whole weeks, longest I've gone in 15 years.

257733  Jaunty Shrimp: Love it I super love this!

257725  addend: "Gimme coke & jazz or STFU."

257750  Jaunty Shrimp: Wastin' away again in cheeseburgerville

257750  Solemn: All that fast food can really go to your head.

257731  Solemn: @addend (000) 283-8681.

257610  kayjay: Perfect @Off Topic

257731  addend: 0.002838681, but how can I order booze?

257738  addend: "For the last time, VANILLA... I just want vanilla."

257746  ChubbyBuddy: for some reason the satellite radio can only play humpty dance

257742  addend: Also, +/-.

257743  addend: "And make sure 'motherf---er' is 2 separate words. That'll mess with his head a bit."

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3. VeeKay
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9. Knice
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"



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Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
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 8. CompletelyJoking: 1987 points
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10. Side Boob: 1898 points
11. WannaBee: 1830 points
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14. watwatwat: 1571 points
15. tess: 1555 points
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 Amy Housewine: I paid a lot of money to see a squirrel shaped fish once. I have a sneaking suspicion that it was actually just a squirrel.
 Ulillillia: I...I want to see a squirrel-shaped fish.
Image 163719   02-22-17   Uploaded by    dobbiesdoogs
Score:
605
 
 Niels Bohr: Silicosis
 lebron: Been smokin' a bit too much weed, I see
 TFChicken: Got some sand in my lungs
Image 163718   02-22-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
112
 
 tokyopig: Baby fingers for scale.
 Dr. Bathroom: Nintendo Game Infant.
 FabricMan: Mom really wanted a Game Girl
 DarkTeddy: If you can beat Pokemon Gold for me, I won't abandon you.
 Micro Jackson: Jesus, mom, you are so fucking cheap!
 Coolguy: Already beat your high score
 VoR: Branding wars! Game gear never stood a chance.
 tib gubb: gross
Image 163717   02-22-17   Uploaded by    tokyopig
Score:
449
 
 Micro Jackson: Got my vote!
 trelyate: wake up, sheeple!
 DerMantis: He's arrivin' ... On the midnight train from Transylvania ...
 tritium: Poor fucker already looks vampiric.
Image 163716   02-22-17   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
525
 
 jazzjunkie: Nobody could have foreseen this.
 Spazstatic: Why did everything behind her get so much closer
 wolfpk: Drown her!
 SurfNTurf: It's a bang shang-a-lang, la-la-la-la-love thing
 Sadbot: You gonna get frogged, son
 VoR: Don't jump straight in just cos a girl smiles at you
 Ratty: Will she turn into a frog princess?
 XLY: POW!! Right in the kisser!
Image 163715   02-22-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
321
 
 hearsegirl: oops, you blew an eye sphincter.
 Micro Jackson: Some good weed will help with that
 a robot: I don't know what this is but it's making me really uncomfortable!
 VoR: Zombie cuties ew!
Image 163714   02-22-17   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
489
 
 SpaceCow: Why was it made with a permanent ball gag in place of a mouth.
 whiplash: Robot twerking is the worst kind of twerking.
 Micro Jackson: That shiny metal ass tho
 EvilOtter: I demand my robot washroom attendant wear a full tuxedo.
 a robot: Being a space-waiter orbiting Saturn wasn't the most glamorous of jobs, but at least I had some small pleasures, like taking the time to smell the space-flowers
Image 163713   02-22-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
184
 
 TFChicken: There's a StArbok inside
 Dresdenkeogh: Gotta caff 'em all
Image 163712   02-22-17   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
683
 
 Micro Jackson: Wow, how did you spot that?
 Gazden: Ol' Tomahawk Jaw, hero of The Cowpens
 Science: You wouldn't pirate a $10 bill, would you?
 tritium: I really like that the motto is "United We Stand, United We Stand"
 Ratty: Hollywood money!
 Dresdenkeogh: It says "for motion picture"did you check to see if you were in a movie first?
 Ulillillia: President Leno
Image 163711   02-22-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
559
 
 rustedpeace: Jaunty as fuck
 Dresdenkeogh: * yakketty sax intensifies*
 Science: *Baby Elephant Walk*
Image 163710   02-22-17   Uploaded by    zennoo
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