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175198  Bu7Z: 'I took a selfie with you in the background and posted it on a thing that you post on, or at least look at, and wondered if you'd notice... By the way when I watch the screen in the gym that monitors everybodies stats, I look at everybody else's compedidtavely but yours I look at... Admiringly...

175195  BavidDowie: Jenkies!

175197  Benana: Eh..needs more polyps.

175196  Amy Housewine: Fishbra!

175192  Bu7Z: It's no use, I've been driving around at 88mph since the eighties... Still just getting old.

175197  Amy Housewine: The cosmetic surgery to turn him into a monster was successful. What he lost in peripheral vision, he gained in sex appeal.

175205  Derp Herpigan: Those apples seem a wrong color for consumption.

175193  Bu7Z: @dangerous dave there once was a pelican from Nantucket, and let me just say the stories you may have heard about him are grossly exagurated.

175196  fakeusername: @Bu7Z ah yes that timeless sailor's fantasy of a fish with a booty

175193  Bu7Z: @Teechur and yet, a similar lesson could be taken away...

175200  Derp Herpigan: Kanye dig it?

175193  dangerous dave: There once was a pelican from Nantucket. ...No, wait.

175194  Bu7Z: I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling cats.

175184  Teechur: You're the wind beneath my wing....

175197  tritium: @ignatz They are basically airbags, designed to burst on impact and lessen the force of impact.

175195  Bu7Z: Somewhere, inside, five teens confront some old dude who mutters the words, 'I would have got away with it ,if it weren't for you mother fucking kuntz.

175197  dangerous dave: Who hacked my PC and stole my glamor shots?

175197  tritium: Long live the new flesh!

175185  Teechur: Don't worry. Just poopin' They already stole me lucky charms.

175172  dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?

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175163 Noremak: @Noremak Correction and clarification: Last pagan country in Europe.

175175 Noremak: @Bu7Z Save it for the after party at Aggro-Con 2017.

175170 Prostata: that is not how you make pressed ham

174989 Mr. Shine: All I had was ONE cocktail, honest.

175164 BavidDowie: @FabricMan Frog Caviar

174993 zupobaloop: @piranharama "I wanna see your pea-cock, cock, cock" -- Katy Perry

175039 Dan Tagonistic: *Swipes right

175097 Teechur: @Hokie33 That's what I'm afraid of! RIP GC.

175009 piranharama: @tib gubb Hello tech support, have you tried switching it off and on?

175017 raditzu: Applesplit!



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Score:
112
 
 tokyopig: Baby fingers for scale.
 Dr. Bathroom: Nintendo Game Infant.
 FabricMan: Mom really wanted a Game Girl
 DarkTeddy: If you can beat Pokemon Gold for me, I won't abandon you.
 Micro Jackson: Jesus, mom, you are so fucking cheap!
 Coolguy: Already beat your high score
 VoR: Branding wars! Game gear never stood a chance.
 tib gubb: gross
Image 163717   02-22-17   Uploaded by    tokyopig
Score:
449
 
 Micro Jackson: Got my vote!
 trelyate: wake up, sheeple!
 Robespierre: He's arrivin' ... On the midnight train from Transylvania ...
 tritium: Poor fucker already looks vampiric.
Image 163716   02-22-17   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
525
 
 jazzjunkie: Nobody could have foreseen this.
 Spazstatic: Why did everything behind her get so much closer
 wolfpk: Drown her!
 Robespierre: It's a bang shang-a-lang, la-la-la-la-love thing
 Sadbot: You gonna get frogged, son
 VoR: Don't jump straight in just cos a girl smiles at you
 Ratty: Will she turn into a frog princess?
 XLY: POW!! Right in the kisser!
Image 163715   02-22-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
321
 
 hearsegirl: oops, you blew an eye sphincter.
 Micro Jackson: Some good weed will help with that
 a robot: I don't know what this is but it's making me really uncomfortable!
 VoR: Zombie cuties ew!
Image 163714   02-22-17   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
489
 
 SpaceCow: Why was it made with a permanent ball gag in place of a mouth.
 whiplash: Robot twerking is the worst kind of twerking.
 Micro Jackson: That shiny metal ass tho
 EvilOtter: I demand my robot washroom attendant wear a full tuxedo.
 a robot: Being a space-waiter orbiting Saturn wasn't the most glamorous of jobs, but at least I had some small pleasures, like taking the time to smell the space-flowers
Image 163713   02-22-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
184
 
 TFChicken: There's a StArbok inside
 Dresdenkeogh: Gotta caff 'em all
Image 163712   02-22-17   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
660
 
 Micro Jackson: Wow, how did you spot that?
 Robespierre: Ol' Tomahawk Jaw, hero of The Cowpens
 Science: You wouldn't pirate a $10 bill, would you?
 tritium: I really like that the motto is "United We Stand, United We Stand"
 Ratty: Hollywood money!
 Dresdenkeogh: It says "for motion picture"did you check to see if you were in a movie first?
 Ulillillia: President Leno
Image 163711   02-22-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
559
 
 Robespierre: Jaunty as fuck
 Dresdenkeogh: * yakketty sax intensifies*
 Science: *Baby Elephant Walk*
Image 163710   02-22-17   Uploaded by    zennoo
Score:
748
 
 Mr Bleak: After he lost the ring, Gollum started taking lessons from Smaug
 wolfpk: I sacrificed my hair for these coins! I will not give them up without a fight!!
 LurkedMoar: KHAJIIT HAS ALL COIN NOW
 trelyate: now I can finally buy all the hotdogs!
 EvilOtter: Dammit, Meowth! Focus on helping Team Rocket!
 Dresdenkeogh: *gollum gollum*
 Lestrange: Classic Swiss banker cat.
 Ulillillia: Das ist mein geld. Mein
Image 163709   02-22-17   Uploaded by    grizzly
Score:
135
 
 Teechur: I shave my head. I pull these out of the drain for my wife and daughter to be proud of.
 Micro Jackson: Aaaaaaaaaaah it moved! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
 Snowta: None of you have lived with a lazy lady and/or none of you are ladies.
 TFChicken: The best part is none of that came from a face or head
 a robot: As long as it doesn't reveal itself to be a writhing ball of earwigs, this is fine.
 funny in the wall: @Science don't judge, it's full of alpha-keratiney goodness
 Science: I just pulled one out today, and my dog ate it before I could throw it away. She is so gross.
 tib gubb: now there's something that would benefit from some googley eyes
 Coolguy: Gross
 Ulillillia: I've watched Hoarders, this is nothing.
 Mr. Butt: yo brb gonna fucking stab my eyes out
Image 163708   02-22-17   Uploaded by    digabigpig
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