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258412  AlexDeLarge: He wanted an excuse to show off stuff from his deviantart page?

258418  Not A Bot: I'm amazed that they had enough letters to spell 'tyrannosaurus' three times.

258365  hajjpodge: @Annoying Vegan Maybe you have sleep apnea and you're disturbing him.

258380  hajjpodge: Finally, a wrinkle removing cream that REALLY works!

257419  Mr Bleak: Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ...

258402  White Rice: For bonus points, make sure to alliterate the insults (though the current list is sorely lacking)

258405  White Rice: Welp, time to get mauled while trying to pet a big cat.

258410  Prostata: who lives in a pineapple next to the couch?

258337  TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258412  jochenau: Spice up your sex life with the College Newspaper Sex Advice Column position!

258402  NoRagrets: Bulbous fuck demon sounds like a compliment

258411  mwoody: You kill his spider family. What's coming isn't revenge... it's punishment.

258394  Korrok: Kinky....

258412  Peter Pantsless: Oh, hi Mark

258404  Robespierre: This THEM remake confused ants with beetles

258391  jochenau: SimCity of North Korea.

258406  Robespierre: Take my money, Henri Remoulade! TAKE IT!!!

258407  Robespierre: Transformed

258337  petepuma: "Uncle Owen! Aunt Beru! Uncle Owen!"

258407  Bagels: Is this a catdam or a guncat?

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258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258270 berlin: me too

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.



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Score:
112
 
 tokyopig: Baby fingers for scale.
 Dr. Bathroom: Nintendo Game Infant.
 FabricMan: Mom really wanted a Game Girl
 DarkTeddy: If you can beat Pokemon Gold for me, I won't abandon you.
 Micro Jackson: Jesus, mom, you are so fucking cheap!
 Coolguy: Already beat your high score
 VoR: Branding wars! Game gear never stood a chance.
 tib gubb: gross
Image 163717   02-22-17   Uploaded by    tokyopig
Score:
449
 
 Micro Jackson: Got my vote!
 trelyate: wake up, sheeple!
 DerMantis: He's arrivin' ... On the midnight train from Transylvania ...
 tritium: Poor fucker already looks vampiric.
Image 163716   02-22-17   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
525
 
 jazzjunkie: Nobody could have foreseen this.
 Spazstatic: Why did everything behind her get so much closer
 wolfpk: Drown her!
 SurfNTurf: It's a bang shang-a-lang, la-la-la-la-love thing
 Sadbot: You gonna get frogged, son
 VoR: Don't jump straight in just cos a girl smiles at you
 Ratty: Will she turn into a frog princess?
 XLY: POW!! Right in the kisser!
Image 163715   02-22-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
321
 
 hearsegirl: oops, you blew an eye sphincter.
 Micro Jackson: Some good weed will help with that
 a robot: I don't know what this is but it's making me really uncomfortable!
 VoR: Zombie cuties ew!
Image 163714   02-22-17   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
489
 
 SpaceCow: Why was it made with a permanent ball gag in place of a mouth.
 whiplash: Robot twerking is the worst kind of twerking.
 Micro Jackson: That shiny metal ass tho
 EvilOtter: I demand my robot washroom attendant wear a full tuxedo.
 a robot: Being a space-waiter orbiting Saturn wasn't the most glamorous of jobs, but at least I had some small pleasures, like taking the time to smell the space-flowers
Image 163713   02-22-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
184
 
 TFChicken: There's a StArbok inside
 Dresdenkeogh: Gotta caff 'em all
Image 163712   02-22-17   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
683
 
 Micro Jackson: Wow, how did you spot that?
 Gazden: Ol' Tomahawk Jaw, hero of The Cowpens
 Science: You wouldn't pirate a $10 bill, would you?
 tritium: I really like that the motto is "United We Stand, United We Stand"
 Ratty: Hollywood money!
 Dresdenkeogh: It says "for motion picture"did you check to see if you were in a movie first?
 Ulillillia: President Leno
Image 163711   02-22-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
559
 
 rustedpeace: Jaunty as fuck
 Dresdenkeogh: * yakketty sax intensifies*
 Science: *Baby Elephant Walk*
Image 163710   02-22-17   Uploaded by    zennoo
Score:
748
 
 Mr Bleak: After he lost the ring, Gollum started taking lessons from Smaug
 wolfpk: I sacrificed my hair for these coins! I will not give them up without a fight!!
 LurkedMoar: KHAJIIT HAS ALL COIN NOW
 trelyate: now I can finally buy all the hotdogs!
 EvilOtter: Dammit, Meowth! Focus on helping Team Rocket!
 Dresdenkeogh: *gollum gollum*
 Lestrange: Classic Swiss banker cat.
 Ulillillia: Das ist mein geld. Mein
Image 163709   02-22-17   Uploaded by    grizzly
Score:
135
 
 Teechur: I shave my head. I pull these out of the drain for my wife and daughter to be proud of.
 Micro Jackson: Aaaaaaaaaaah it moved! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
 Snowta: None of you have lived with a lazy lady and/or none of you are ladies.
 TFChicken: The best part is none of that came from a face or head
 a robot: As long as it doesn't reveal itself to be a writhing ball of earwigs, this is fine.
 funny in the wall: @Science don't judge, it's full of alpha-keratiney goodness
 Science: I just pulled one out today, and my dog ate it before I could throw it away. She is so gross.
 tib gubb: now there's something that would benefit from some googley eyes
 Coolguy: Gross
 Ulillillia: I've watched Hoarders, this is nothing.
 Mr. Butt: yo brb gonna fucking stab my eyes out
Image 163708   02-22-17   Uploaded by    digabigpig
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