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182102  Theta Zero: Daily reminder that nature is brutal and the only reason we don't know is because we're privileged enough to only see its not-terrible parts.

182101  Theta Zero: It's just thirsty.

182108  piranharama: Baba Yaga high tea

182090  sparename: I need radar-controlled lasers with targeting systems able to discriminate against pickles and bacon

182091  White Rice: @AlexDeLarge What about that "B"? That's a typo.

182092  White Rice: @dangerkeith3000 nice.

182100  White Rice: "Are you John Connor?"

181938  hajjpodge: "I want to die." - Wait, no that's correct.

182108  yev: the vicious circle of judgement

182108  sparename: Wait 'Til Your Grandfather Gets Home

181997  hajjpodge: Or finance @Borkf

182107  tib gubb: well color me shocked

182116  sparename: "What? Again?"

182097  enfanta: God, I hate team building.

182101  addend: Toss him the lifesaver! Trees can't swim!

182102  addend: It's a snek-snack-on-snek world.

182084  sparename: Where's Troy Tempest when you need him?

182099  sparename: Your tent is shit

182099  addend: This wake is weird.

182104  tib gubb: Cooper says what we're all thinking

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181981 tib gubb: that's a fine looking turtle.

181879 XLY: Surrey you jest!

181941 ughjeez: @tritium Looks like Terraria

181939 Air Biscuit: "I give my best powerpoint presentations on the toilet"

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Score:
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 Lestrange: Mr No Sugar is the production line supervisor
 XLY: Apple, Sugar, Cinnamon, Fuck
 Science: Made the Old Fashion Way. WITH LIES!
 duchaschmeremol: no, sugar
 whiplash: "No Sugar" is the brand name, not a descriptor. The company is named after my 4-yr old daughter, Sugar. She died. Thus, No Sugar.
 Spazstatic: Well, it is because of it, but not directly
 Spazstatic: And not because it's the marijuana capital of the east coast.
 Spazstatic: I love Asheville.
 draakeragon: Made the old fashioned way?
 Bu7Z: Smokey mountain? No! Sugar + Apple pie jelly
 UltraBeverly: North Carolina: "First in pavement, last in education." (google that)
 AverageJoe: liars!
 zennoo: sweet!
 tokyopig: @dobbiesdoogs That spelling is not safe for work. I had to cough to cover up my lol.
 tokyopig: Gotta read the pretty big, not-so-fine print carefully.
 dobbiesdoogs: INDREDENTS
 Derp Herpigan: Schrodinger's Jelly
Image 162697   02-17-17   Uploaded by    caitelyn
Score:
508
 
 cj22: im dead @Lestrange
 Lestrange: Depressed giraffe.jpg
 funny in the wall: maybe it won't run away like my other giraffes
 JohnnySalami: I WANT TO RIDE IT, I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY
 Fancy Clown: @Derp Herpigan Yassar Giraffat?
 zennoo: just no
 a robot: @Derp Herpigan Girfatfe
 Derp Herpigan: Giraffat
Image 162696   02-17-17   Uploaded by    AceOfSpades
Score:
239
 
 Mr. Shine: FWD: FWD: FWD: RE: RE: AND THEN THEY ALL STOOD UP AND CHEERED.
 Spazstatic: And then the kids who weren't allowed to have cell phones failed her class due to zero participation
 tokyopig: And then teacher asked "What is the moral difference, if any, between a civilian and a citizen?"
 ch: so you check in a crappy non-working phone or a carved piece of wood and keep your actual phone on you.
 a robot: Thanks, Facebook!
 Peter Pantsless: And only half of them showed up
Image 162695   02-17-17   Uploaded by    moogerator
Score:
349
 
 KingTrebek: @duchaschmeremol @duchaschmeremol Thank you. Now both of their facial expressions make sense.
 duchaschmeremol: plot twist: there are actually two women there and we see one half of each
 whiplash: But when it comes to her favourite movies, the hell with that. I'm not gonna watch "The Notebook" again.
 Fancy Clown: I can empathise and it's not to do with whether she likes the movie or not...
 Amy Housewine: It would appear that she's having a seizure.
 a robot: Oh ok, before I zoomed in I thought she was crying and I was like "dude, why are all your favorite movies such downers?" But now I realize she's asleep it's more like "uhh sorry you and your wife don't have more movies in common, I guess."
 BILL DOOR: "...UNFORTUNATELY, MY MISTRESS IS STILL UNCONSCIOUS AND MY WIFE WILL BE HOME ANY MOMENT. THIS IS DISTRESSING."
Image 162694   02-17-17   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
391
 
 JohnnySalami: The newest single from Rage Against the Machine; Sheep on Parade
 Mr. Shine: The poopmobile.
 Bu7Z: Sheep on prom night
 KyleisBobDole: @a robot Looks like that thing has been to the lamb chop shop.
 a robot: Ok I'll stop now, I can't even come up with anything really good :/
 a robot: Baa car (said with Boston accent)
 a robot: Mutton truckin'
 a robot: Lamb van(b)
 Derp Herpigan: The Sheep Jeep
Image 162693   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
1105
 
 Skaalar: Kenny Loggins is a national treasure and I will fight anyone who disagrees.
 KyleisBobDole: @Mexico That's what a fool believes! Michael McDonald is the one who keeps the fire burning bright. Are you going to wait for a sign, your miracle?
 a robot: @Mexico #64070
 Amy Housewine: What the shit, Lana?
 Mexico: Remember, children, this is why we must honor our Lord and Savior Kenny Loggins.
Image 162692   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
105
 
 JohnnySalami: Are YOU a slave to the rhythm?
Image 162691   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Disclosure
Score:
266
 
 whiplash: Yeah, I rode to work today on my motorcycle, thru the sandstorm, and I wasn't wearing a helmet with a face protector. Why do you ask?
 BILL DOOR: LOOK, I'M SORRY, I JUST GET RATHER EMOTIONAL. OKAY? IT BUGS ME.
 BILL DOOR: @Whatever THE ONLY THING THAT BASTARD SKELETOR HAS EVER SAVED WAS HIS OWN FILTHY, WELL-TONED HIDE. SOMEONE SHOULD TELL THAT BLUE PERVERT TO PUT SOME BLOODY ROBES ON, THERE ARE CHILDREN WATCHING THAT SHOW AND THE LAST THING THEY NEED IS TO SEE SOME SHAMELESS AZURE ASSCHEEKS IN A FURRY LOINCLOTH. AND COME ON, "SKELETOR?" HE IS NOT EVEN A SKELETON. HE IS STILL MOSTLY COVERED IN FLESH, THAT'S GOT TO BE WORTHY OF LITIGATION OF SOME SORT.
 Whatever: Do you have a minute to hear about our overlord and savior Skelator?
 BILL DOOR: THAT IS AN AMAZING OUTFIT.
 Scoo: Rawr! It's a living!
Image 162690   02-16-17   Uploaded by    charmander
Score:
248
 
 Mr Bleak: I spent all this time working out how to use the Three Seashells, and they go and change the goalposts on me. :sigh:
 SpaceCow: Why is it those damn pine cones are cinnamon scented? What kind of monster says "you know what puts people in mind of the holidays? Pine cones that smell like nasal assault!"
 Skaalar: Still better than the three seashells.
 draakeragon: Tell your friends!
 Bob: A pine cone has escaped.
 a robot: He doesn't know how to use the bag of pinecones! HAHAHAHAHA
 Derp Herpigan: Worst. Toilet paper. ever.
 Scoo: Just ends up smelling like someone shit in a pine forest...
 WaffleIron: "I pooped these, they didn't flush"
Image 162689   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
902
 
 Beef Supreme: Detachable Penis.
 smarkles: Honestly, I'm kind of jealous of the stilletto converse and intercontinental ballistic peen. Add a nice seasonal vest and some tasteless temporary tattoos, and I'm off to the races.
 antipatterns: This is what the CIA actually believe
 ChubbyBuddy: russia fought against the nazis dude
 Peter Pantsless: haha gross
 Bu7Z: Why would Putin hail a New England football team?
 Ulillillia: "Mr. President, you have a press conference, stop doodling"
Image 162688   02-16-17   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
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