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181879  Teechur: Look out! It's the Lice Squad!

181880  apoxia: Got it half right.

181880  Teechur: And then he can send you a message that harvests financial information about you and sends it back to him. Or to a Nigerian prince.

181659  jazzjunkie: [geometry intensifies]

181548  PushyWebsite: What is happening? I can't read French.

181865  Ulillillia: @Mr. Butt username/comment combo

181877  tib gubb: that's certainly a level of quality

181877  WTF: uncontrolled swinging is the worst.

181833  WTF: @sparename skrillex?

181878  Volwen: Sucre Daddy

181802  apoxia: Well this is the most anatomically correct centaur I've seen in a while (no third set of limbs)

181723  jazzjunkie: This ping pong is strange.

181886  Mexico: Yes, Nancy, yes! I've been waiting so long for you to ask me that!

181859  ch: please ... my son is sick .. also delicious ... help

181822  apoxia: @Scoo I expect that wearing that necklace wouldn't have helped with the getting laid.

181726  jazzjunkie: Indeed.

181865  Mr. Butt: Hot sauce enemas are worse.

181731  jazzjunkie: I loved my dad. With fava beans and a nice Chianti.

181864  bug: TWO EDGY FOR ME

181839  apoxia: ho ho ho

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181710 Bu7Z: @Stoner really though, argue, why is australia worse than the U.S. ..?

181730 Air Biscuit: Fish eggs, fish eggs, rolly polly fish eggs, fish eggs, fish eggs, eat them up. Yum.

181642 Felicity: I blame his haircut

181701 Hosebag: @Bu7Z We call it a "fly swatter". Or a kid beater if you are in Arkansas.

181644 Hosebag: @Felicity Take off, you hosers.

181702 Hosebag: @tritium calm down tritium, you got the job.

181654 enfanta: @A duck maybe I can change it around enough to avoid plagiarism...

181680 itskando: Pistons at dawn

181705 wolfpk: Because if your going to die, it might as well be in your sleep.

181801 wolfpk: @a robot Ha, it has been forever since I have seen that PSA. I knew it the second it came up



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Score:
1105
 
 Skaalar: Kenny Loggins is a national treasure and I will fight anyone who disagrees.
 KyleisBobDole: @Mexico That's what a fool believes! Michael McDonald is the one who keeps the fire burning bright. Are you going to wait for a sign, your miracle?
 a robot: @Mexico #64070
 Amy Housewine: What the shit, Lana?
 Mexico: Remember, children, this is why we must honor our Lord and Savior Kenny Loggins.
Image 162692   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
105
 
 JohnnySalami: Are YOU a slave to the rhythm?
Image 162691   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Disclosure
Score:
266
 
 whiplash: Yeah, I rode to work today on my motorcycle, thru the sandstorm, and I wasn't wearing a helmet with a face protector. Why do you ask?
 BILL DOOR: LOOK, I'M SORRY, I JUST GET RATHER EMOTIONAL. OKAY? IT BUGS ME.
 BILL DOOR: @Whatever THE ONLY THING THAT BASTARD SKELETOR HAS EVER SAVED WAS HIS OWN FILTHY, WELL-TONED HIDE. SOMEONE SHOULD TELL THAT BLUE PERVERT TO PUT SOME BLOODY ROBES ON, THERE ARE CHILDREN WATCHING THAT SHOW AND THE LAST THING THEY NEED IS TO SEE SOME SHAMELESS AZURE ASSCHEEKS IN A FURRY LOINCLOTH. AND COME ON, "SKELETOR?" HE IS NOT EVEN A SKELETON. HE IS STILL MOSTLY COVERED IN FLESH, THAT'S GOT TO BE WORTHY OF LITIGATION OF SOME SORT.
 Whatever: Do you have a minute to hear about our overlord and savior Skelator?
 BILL DOOR: THAT IS AN AMAZING OUTFIT.
 Scoo: Rawr! It's a living!
Image 162690   02-16-17   Uploaded by    charmander
Score:
248
 
 Mr Bleak: I spent all this time working out how to use the Three Seashells, and they go and change the goalposts on me. :sigh:
 SpaceCow: Why is it those damn pine cones are cinnamon scented? What kind of monster says "you know what puts people in mind of the holidays? Pine cones that smell like nasal assault!"
 Skaalar: Still better than the three seashells.
 draakeragon: Tell your friends!
 Bob: A pine cone has escaped.
 a robot: He doesn't know how to use the bag of pinecones! HAHAHAHAHA
 Derp Herpigan: Worst. Toilet paper. ever.
 Scoo: Just ends up smelling like someone shit in a pine forest...
 WaffleIron: "I pooped these, they didn't flush"
Image 162689   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
902
 
 Beef Supreme: Detachable Penis.
 smarkles: Honestly, I'm kind of jealous of the stilletto converse and intercontinental ballistic peen. Add a nice seasonal vest and some tasteless temporary tattoos, and I'm off to the races.
 antipatterns: This is what the CIA actually believe
 ChubbyBuddy: russia fought against the nazis dude
 Peter Pantsless: haha gross
 Bu7Z: Why would Putin hail a New England football team?
 Ulillillia: "Mr. President, you have a press conference, stop doodling"
Image 162688   02-16-17   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
329
 
 AverageJoe: you can't calculate the acceleration without the time
Image 162687   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Oober
Score:
236
 
 draakeragon: What is the old greyhound and what did he do with that tree?
 XLY: @Nope for green energy, they power the bus with that thing
 Nope: Why is it plugged in?
 Ulillillia: Greyhound: Decapitation-free since 2008
 Mexico: The American Kennel Club has certainly changed its standards.
Image 162686   02-16-17   Uploaded by    not i spy
Score:
553
 
 Skaalar: That's gotta be one cold forehead.
 flyingBEARfish: Such control. Such majestic focus.
 Prostata: awesome doggo!
 Kim: Hey Buddy, hold my beer.
 wolfpk: He can only do that for the first three glasses. After that he is to drunk.
 Annoying Vegan : A good dog.
 Bu7Z: Did you get the picture? Can I drink it now?
Image 162685   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
Score:
243
 
 draakeragon: Poor chicken. That girl doesn't even lay eggs.
 Mr. Shine: I'm not sure that shaming this lady will solve the problem, but why is she holding that chicken?
 whiplash: I'm a rooster and she's too damn dumb to know that.
 JohnnySalami: Give me your damn unborn children already
 AverageJoe: get a girlfirend, they say... It will be fun, they say
 wolfpk: Well I hope she learned her lesson. If she doesn't collect the eggs her owner has to buy them at the store.
 NoRagrets: Your Dom sounds like an okay guy to put up with you. Curious how you use the chicken in the bedroom.
 Derp Herpigan: You know, I have to wonder, since chickens only lay once a day, shouldn't you have more chickens to account for free-loaders?
 tokyopig: Seize the means of production!
 WaffleIron: Maybe you should get your chicken to lay eggs lady.
Image 162684   02-16-17   Uploaded by    claphands
Score:
929
 
 Kim: Alf, dinner time!
 tib gubb: dog food
 Flarmie: I got fired for looking at this.
 BILL DOOR: ...AND THE CAT BED IS FULL OF WATER. THE OWNER IS A BIT CONFUSED.
 Ulillillia: Melmac Snack Pack
 tokyopig: setting out cat food for my pet cat-eater
Image 162683   02-16-17   Uploaded by    burritos
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