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175196  fakeusername: @Bu7Z ah yes that timeless sailor's fantasy of a fish with a booty

175193  Bu7Z: @Teechur and yet, a similar lesson could be taken away...

175200  Derp Herpigan: Kanye dig it?

175193  dangerous dave: There once was a pelican from Nantucket. ...No, wait.

175194  Bu7Z: I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling cats.

175184  Teechur: You're the wind beneath my wing....

175197  tritium: @ignatz They are basically airbags, designed to burst on impact and lessen the force of impact.

175195  Bu7Z: Somewhere, inside, five teens confront some old dude who mutters the words, 'I would have got away with it ,if it weren't for you mother fucking kuntz.

175197  dangerous dave: Who hacked my PC and stole my glamor shots?

175197  tritium: Long live the new flesh!

175185  Teechur: Don't worry. Just poopin' They already stole me lucky charms.

175172  dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?

175183  dangerkeith3000: @dangerous dave it was probably made before postal codes because standardized. zip code 98062 is in Washington and they used WN instead of the standard WA.

175196  Bu7Z: Personally, a human booty with a fish head is more versatile than a lady body from the waist up but all fishy from there down.

175186  Teechur: How a toddler view potty training.....

175188  Teechur: Why is it an officer that totes my goats?

175181  dangerous dave: @Bu7Z In this case it's kinda both.

175183  dangerous dave: Wait -- where the bleep is 'WN'?

175196  dangerkeith3000: sexy

175193  Teechur: @Bu7Z That poem seems to be worded differently from the one with which I am familiar....

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174993 zupobaloop: @piranharama "I wanna see your pea-cock, cock, cock" -- Katy Perry

175047 zodiacflash: And here we see the storage system of an entire megabyte and its round-the clock maintenance...

175153 Bu7Z: And maybe it was the Russians who poisoned a bunch of people in Syria. Think of trump and Putin as two guys in a WWE match. of course the heel is gonna loose, but he still gets paid for his performance. Syria comes off as the Spanish announcers desk.

175009 piranharama: @tib gubb Hello tech support, have you tried switching it off and on?

175163 Noremak: @Noremak Correction and clarification: Last pagan country in Europe.

174989 Mr. Shine: All I had was ONE cocktail, honest.

175097 Teechur: @Hokie33 That's what I'm afraid of! RIP GC.

175175 Noremak: @Bu7Z Save it for the after party at Aggro-Con 2017.

175170 Prostata: that is not how you make pressed ham

175039 Dan Tagonistic: *Swipes right



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 Kim: Alf, dinner time!
 tib gubb: dog food
 Flarmie: I got fired for looking at this.
 BILL DOOR: ...AND THE CAT BED IS FULL OF WATER. THE OWNER IS A BIT CONFUSED.
 Ulillillia: Melmac Snack Pack
 tokyopig: setting out cat food for my pet cat-eater
Image 162683   02-16-17   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
160
 
 draakeragon: Does Pepsi belong in the toilet?
 Cami: Circle of life.
 Mexico: You'd do better by drinking the toilet water.
Image 162682   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
Score:
907
 
 Mr. Shine: @Derp Herpigan You guys keep writing all the articles, we'll keep cashing all the checks.
 tib gubb: some people just don't deserve to have nice things.
 Scoo: "taco" will be auto-corrected to "burrito"
 Derp Herpigan: @Ulillillia @TFChicken WE INTERRUPT THIS ARTICLE TO PROMOTE OUR END-OF-THE-YEAR AD FOR DONATIONS, PLEASE HELP US OUT! THAT IS ALL!
 Ulillillia: Citation needed
 TFChicken: Citation needed
 TFChicken: Citation needed
 tokyopig: @wolfpk I think he was wikipediaing for "burrito" when it happened.
 wolfpk: Bean and cheese taco! That is clearly wrong!
Image 162681   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
292
 
 mrwiffler: This is a nice photo.
 tokyopig: Yes that cow over there, I told you he can talk! ... What's he say? He just keeps repeating "hallelujah money" in weird voices. ... No I don't get it either.
Image 162680   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
Score:
246
 
 flyingBEARfish: Day 251, the humans still haven't seen through my impeccable disguise.
 whiplash: Also sold as "Hide-Your-Wanking Pants."
 enfanta: It's a trap!
 fakeusername: bet it smells great in there
Image 162679   02-16-17   Uploaded by    waffle iron
Score:
132
 
 Mr. Shine: Why the empty photo?
 Derp Herpigan: Even if I found one, think I'd actually give it up?
 cenecia: Unfortunately, not a single fuck could be found.
 Bu7Z: Keep an eye out for fucks
 tokyopig: We bought this hunting blind mail order from "Duck and Cover Magazine"
 Ulillillia: We can't stop here, this is duck country
 Mexico: Those are the strangest looking ducks I've seen.
 Scoo: Behold the field in which I hunt my fvcks
Image 162678   02-16-17   Uploaded by    god666
Score:
253
 
 Science: Fun fact: The majority of the fish you purchase is intentionally mislabeled and harvested illegally by slave ships.
 whiplash: It's all lies, everyone knows "steak" comes from a cow!
 tib gubb: as if your average techie would be able to tell the difference
 funny in the wall: Even awesomer @Scoo
 square44: something's fishy here.
 Scoo: Salmon? Now that's what I call tuna!
 fakeusername: Best by 2014? Eh, probably still good
Image 162677   02-16-17   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
523
 
 flyingBEARfish: Now that's a killer wave.
 flyingBEARfish: Now that's a killer wave.
 DrinkMixMan: Riding a wave of mutilation
 BILL DOOR: TOTALLY TUBULAR. TO THE MAX. I AM BOTH "HIP" AND "WITH IT." YOU MAY EVEN CALL ME "GINCHY" IF YOU SO CHOOSE.
 Ulillillia: SURFING IS NICE.
 Warrax: finally.
 a robot: *runs, crashes through wall* DEATH TAKES A HOLIDAY
 ignatz: Hang ten. For now..
Image 162676   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
254
 
 BILL DOOR: @Skaalar THE ETERNALLY TORMENTED SOULS OF THOSE WHO HAVE HAD THEIR LIVES STOLEN FROM THEM ARE NOT A PROPER BASIS FOR A SUGARY CHILDREN'S CEREAL.
 Skaalar: @BILL DOOR Don't be talkin no mess 'bout mah Boo Berry...
 Flarmie: Where's Fruit Brute?
 BILL DOOR: A BOWL FULL OF SUGAR, WITH SUGARED DEHYDRATED FRUIT JUICE AND MILK. AND THEY WONDER WHY OBESITY IS A PROBLEM.
 ch: So where's the rest of the complete breakfast? Eggs, pancakes, waffles, sausages ... at LEAST
 cenecia: Hey Kids - do you want Diabetes?!?!
 Ulillillia: I'll stick to my Crispy Hexagons thank you very much
 Telkwa: Part of a healthy and nutritious wake.
 tokyopig: "Do we really need milk in the shot? I mean, I guess we could just turn the carton so that you can't see the brand... oh wait... we can just use that flower vase!"
Image 162675   02-16-17   Uploaded by    dope
Score:
274
 
 Dan Tagonistic: This is seriously making me reconsider my "if it works it's not stupid" maxim
 Ironass: Unless that's 2 phases and a slugged neutral.
 Beef Supreme: 200 amps, 200 amps, 10,000 amps. What could go wrong
 whiplash: Rear view of a Slurpee machine.
 tib gubb: capitalism!
 Teechur: If you write, "In God We Trust" on it, it'll think it's a penny and then it's all good.
 Cami: "Just to get us running again while I get a replacemet." -Maintenance Man(1998)
 Whatever: Putting a piece of pipe in place of a fuse is not a good idea
 Bu7Z: I find this image confusing
 Wet farts: The ol' spicy "fuse". Classic.
 WaffleIron: One of these phases is not like the other.
Image 162674   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
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