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193068  Warrax: Excuse me madame, but did you know you have some crumpled up napkins on your head? Cute dogs.

193040  Dr Awkward: I shit in your car...YOLO!

192975  Sadbot: @Eleftheros If you figure out what his deal is, let me know, because I sure as hell don't have a good answer.

193043  Dr Awkward: Warning: Musty butthole

192987  werterland: @Butcherboy Noooo! That's Gumby's dad!

193066  Catcat: I miss Japan...

193060  Catcat: @dangerkeith3000 Well, sonic isn't yellow...

193062  Dr Awkward: Classic Matt

193065  tib gubb: there is something very large a-pooshin my gravel!

193060  Mr. Butt: For a second I thought I drew this ...

193067  tib gubb: steal the pot, leave the rest.

193070  dobbiesdoogs: @WaffleIron [whinnies]

193067  WaffleIron: In 10 minutes the pot and sign will be stolen, and someone will have crashed into the fridge with their car.

193070  WaffleIron: On all levels except physical I like anime.

193073  WaffleIron: My bet is on #10

193036  marxist: I pay for internet access, but not for software.

193075  WaffleIron: People generally can't see what they don't want to believe.

193052  Jennerator: You're a dick, Plato

193053  WaffleIron: Stand still, stay silent version of marmaduke looking great!

193054  WaffleIron: Against the law in china, and just generally ignored everywhere else.

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192967 redmonkey3: @bug - toasted ? how about a sauce on that ?

192898 Warrax: I'm half a taco that lives with an upside down cat and a bat. I'm in trouble.

192946 Warrax: Dog is watching the uploader.

192873 dangerous dave: If you don't mortally despise this show, it's probably because three or four hundred of your clisest friends haven't, individually and at various times, called you 'Sheldon'.

192989 savvoy: Hey, what's your name? "Seph." What, you got a lisp or somethin?

192922 a robot: @Noremak Rad for kitty rescue! You should name her Lady Floofybottom

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192852 Dr Awkward: @Scoo I was going to say $30ish, depending on the stripper quality

192847 Felicity: Thats it...a little more...a little more...perfect! Set it down here

193026 Cami: Racism! Can I join in?



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Score:
483
 
 KingTrebek: wow, i scrolled across this while listening to the band tortoise
 KingTrebek: wow, i scrolled across this while listening to the band tortoise
 ASTER: @annterland I won't hear it.
 Teechur: Well, I guess if you don't have a Holy Hand Grenade to lobbest at thine enemy....
 annterland: @ASTER I have seen a tortoise eat flesh. It happens.
 AverageJoe: B-but I thought turtles eat pizza...
 BILL DOOR: THE SPAWN OF GREAT A'TUIN DO NOT TAKE KINDLY TO TRESPASSERS. THE TINY CHILDREN OF THE GREAT STAR-TURTLE ARE RATHER TERRITORIAL.
 ASTER: This is almost certainly photoshopped. These guys dont fuck with that shit. They just want A Grass or An Flower.
 Cerberus: Let's do lunch. How about now?
 bug: @ignatz I guess slow and steady really does win the race.
 tokyopig: teenage mutant zombie turtles teenage mutant zombie turtles teenage mutant zombie turtles turtles eating your guts turtle power
 mrdiron: Strip the flesh, salt the wound!
 ignatz: Is that a hare?
 WaffleIron: WrongNeighbourhood.jpg
Image 162661   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
398
 
 Mr. Butt: @Beef Supreme You have my blessings, my son.
 Beef Supreme: @Mr. Butt when I hit the powerball, The Chrome Scrotum will be my supervillain name.
 Mr. Butt: The Chrome Scrotum strikes again!
 scribbs: Objects in mirror are not as wrinkly as they appear.
 WaffleIron: Foiled again!
Image 162660   02-16-17   Uploaded by    anonimos
Image 162659 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Brain Thoughts. We'll pray for you, Brain Thoughts.
Score:
767
 
 wolfpk: It took me a few seconds looking this over before I figured out what I was looking at. Instant rad as soon as I figured it out.
 piranharama: I kinda want to watch A New Hope and figure out which rebel pilot just bought it here. (was it Porkins?)
 Shay: He's the asshole that killed Porkins! LET'S GET HIM!!!!
 a robot: Practical effects FTW!
 scribbs: Poor little guy should have stayed on target.
 Bu7Z: Is that the Death Star?
Image 162658   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
554
 
 Science: @whiplash: Made by VW.
 whiplash: Windmills are actually diesel-powered.
 Bast Relief: I used to think the sun turned round the Earth. Now I understand what my science teacher was talking about.
 Mr. Shine: Man, those things are really trucking!
 Bu7Z: A freshly ploughed skyfield with wind sprouts, this is how wind farming works.
 French Bread: It all makes sense! Wind power was secretly a liberal agenda to further the propagation of chemtrai- *ahem* Ah, let a bit of Alex Jones out there
Image 162657   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
361
 
 scribbs: @a robot On the plus side, we can appreciate how nice they'd be, teaching us to appreciate little things :-)
 tib gubb: being poor is so cool!
 Warrax: Who the fuck uses a hashtag in a text message?
 a robot: @scribbs Also, anyone with an internet connection can learn that there is no "Kinte people" in Madagascar, or anywhere else for that matter
 scribbs: @Sadbot Dammit :-(
 Sadbot: @scribbs with that attitude, you'll never be a basic white girl with dreadlocks
 scribbs: Sure, they live closer to nature. Anybody in the modern world with a little curiosity and library card or internet connection can learn more about the natural world than any ancient or "primitive" person could possibly know. Plus, a google search suggests strongly that the Madagascar claim is bullshit.
 Bu7Z: How are they closer to the earth? Lying down? In a hole?
Image 162656   02-16-17   Uploaded by    guest
Score:
445
 
 Jabberwikket: The pet s favorite trick
 flyingBEARfish: Do you mind?
 winwolf: I'm on a boat.
 zennoo: from here to eternity
 WaffleIron: Sex on the beach.
Image 162655   02-16-17   Uploaded by    mickeyd
Score:
416
 
 BILL DOOR: SHE LEFT HER BRASSIERE IN ANOTHER CASTLE.
 wolfpk: Mario through the looking glass.
 Mr. Shine: I was going to ask what the hell is wrong with her nose, but then I saw the rest of her. Yoshi looking hardcore, though.
 Bu7Z: Peachy!
 WaffleIron: Damn, those shrooms must be super.
Image 162654   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
650
 
 flyingBEARfish: Beavis and Butthead: Literally the perfect amount of stupid.
 Hosebag: I went to high school with these guys, except their names were Sam and Andy.
 kazzy94: I've had similar interactions with oogles and crusties.
 Ulillillia: Huh huh huh huh huh
Image 162653   02-16-17   Uploaded by    maura
Score:
313
 
 BILL DOOR: "TELL ME I AM NICE, HUMAN." YOU ARE A CAT. I DO NOT NEED TO TELL YOU.
 wolfpk: The caption to thos is " how to get your face mauled.
 mrdiron: How to communicate with your cat: get all up in he grill
 Urn BooUrn: How's my breath?
Image 162652   02-16-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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