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249312  funny in the wall: Not to nitpick, actually, yes, to nitpick thats a Ukrainian plate @dangerkeith3000

249326  Teechur: *Pop Goes the Weasel* intensifies...

249312  brian greene: aeaeoooo

249321  Dresdenkeogh: @grizzly @tib gubb @FabricMan @dangerkeith3000 consider holding and tickling the peel and intermittently slapping yourself with it.

249322  Dresdenkeogh: @dangerkeith3000 No just assholes as a whole. Not to say you're an asshole, I just hate *your* asshole.

249321  FabricMan: Remove the peel with your chompers. Lovingly caress the fruit as you nibble, bit by bit. Maintain eye contact with others at the table the whole time.

249326  Dresdenkeogh: @tib gubb it's nice to be back

249319  Not A Bot: I mean, okay, but it was mens' decision to not let women in the US military previously, and also women are now in combat roles so

249324  FabricMan: Why hasn't it seen it's parents for almost a week?!

249326  tib gubb: now we're in shit-your-pants territory

249189  lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324  grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 don't cry. Don't raise your eye. It's only infant wasteland.

249324  Teechur: @Knice Decided to wait until after you learned to skate?

249317  barfolomew: @Otterman he might not be able to find an honest man, but it looks like he found a bunch of honest women

249323  tib gubb: ready for a ride on the rainbow

249324  dangerkeith3000: Baby Riley is a cool name I guess, but I would have went for Baba O'Reily.

249324  Knice: Wow, I was at least three weeks old before I could write!

151373  dangerkeith3000: Oh god he's stuck in a fart bubble!

249298  dangerkeith3000: Can't wait for May 29th.

249318  barfolomew: Well you should have specified

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249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor

249073 addend: "Okay, Google, tell Siri to tell Alexa to tell the copier..."

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro



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Score:
767
 
 wolfpk: It took me a few seconds looking this over before I figured out what I was looking at. Instant rad as soon as I figured it out.
 piranharama: I kinda want to watch A New Hope and figure out which rebel pilot just bought it here. (was it Porkins?)
 Shay: He's the asshole that killed Porkins! LET'S GET HIM!!!!
 a robot: Practical effects FTW!
 scribbs: Poor little guy should have stayed on target.
 Bu7Z: Is that the Death Star?
Image 162658   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
554
 
 Science: @whiplash: Made by VW.
 whiplash: Windmills are actually diesel-powered.
 Bast Relief: I used to think the sun turned round the Earth. Now I understand what my science teacher was talking about.
 Mr. Shine: Man, those things are really trucking!
 Bu7Z: A freshly ploughed skyfield with wind sprouts, this is how wind farming works.
 French Bread: It all makes sense! Wind power was secretly a liberal agenda to further the propagation of chemtrai- *ahem* Ah, let a bit of Alex Jones out there
Image 162657   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
361
 
 scribbs: @a robot On the plus side, we can appreciate how nice they'd be, teaching us to appreciate little things :-)
 tib gubb: being poor is so cool!
 Warrax: Who the fuck uses a hashtag in a text message?
 a robot: @scribbs Also, anyone with an internet connection can learn that there is no "Kinte people" in Madagascar, or anywhere else for that matter
 scribbs: @Sadbot Dammit :-(
 Sadbot: @scribbs with that attitude, you'll never be a basic white girl with dreadlocks
 scribbs: Sure, they live closer to nature. Anybody in the modern world with a little curiosity and library card or internet connection can learn more about the natural world than any ancient or "primitive" person could possibly know. Plus, a google search suggests strongly that the Madagascar claim is bullshit.
 Bu7Z: How are they closer to the earth? Lying down? In a hole?
Image 162656   02-16-17   Uploaded by    guest
Score:
445
 
 Jabberwikket: The pet s favorite trick
 flyingBEARfish: Do you mind?
 winwolf: I'm on a boat.
 zennoo: from here to eternity
 WaffleIron: Sex on the beach.
Image 162655   02-16-17   Uploaded by    mickeyd
Score:
438
 
 BILL DOOR: SHE LEFT HER BRASSIERE IN ANOTHER CASTLE.
 wolfpk: Mario through the looking glass.
 Mr. Shine: I was going to ask what the hell is wrong with her nose, but then I saw the rest of her. Yoshi looking hardcore, though.
 Bu7Z: Peachy!
 WaffleIron: Damn, those shrooms must be super.
Image 162654   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
650
 
 flyingBEARfish: Beavis and Butthead: Literally the perfect amount of stupid.
 Hosebag: I went to high school with these guys, except their names were Sam and Andy.
 kazzy94: I've had similar interactions with oogles and crusties.
 Ulillillia: Huh huh huh huh huh
Image 162653   02-16-17   Uploaded by    maura
Score:
313
 
 BILL DOOR: "TELL ME I AM NICE, HUMAN." YOU ARE A CAT. I DO NOT NEED TO TELL YOU.
 wolfpk: The caption to thos is " how to get your face mauled.
 mrdiron: How to communicate with your cat: get all up in he grill
 Urn BooUrn: How's my breath?
Image 162652   02-16-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
361
 
 WotGives: Needs to be inside something resembling a barn while being struck a little above the shin with a rod or pole
 Bu7Z: Prehistoric version of a furry
 Wookiee: I love you....r Fruity Pebbles Fred!
 Mr. Shine: Barnception
 a robot: Death to Smoochie!
 Mr. Butt: I FUCKING KNEW IT
Image 162651   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
466
 
 Science: @Gomi Day: Some still are.
 whiplash: You can skip leg day for the next few weeks, Britney.
 Teechur: The resolution on your monitor will revert in 15 seconds. Do you want to keep it?
 zennoo: so much no and then more no
 Annoying Vegan : You're right! I AM a thumb!
 Warrax: More unrealistic body standards for women.
 Shay: This isn't weed Richard Simmons.
 XLY: My EYES are up HERE
 Wet farts: #162627 you two related ?
 Bu7Z: I think it's photoshopped.
 Mr. Shine: Ths s ttlly ht.
 kazzy94: It was a desperate night in that greyhound station bathroom stall... @Gomi Day
 Gomi Day: somebody has masturbated to this image.
 a robot: why.
Image 162650   02-16-17   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
172
 
 tiffany: lolz @Science
 flyingBEARfish: I work at a Target. Once someone put a gallon of milk and some deli meat in a bin of discount PS3 games. People are great.
 Science: @a robot: What's worse is that hte employees will just put it back on the shelf for the next poor asshole to unwittingly buy.
 ChubbyBuddy: oh wait it is walmart, hah
 ChubbyBuddy: @a robot unless you do it at walmart, then you are a hero of the proletariat
 zennoo: ugh and they will reshelve it eventually and somebody will get godawfulsick
 a robot: If you do this, you are an asshole.
 Ulillillia: The meat cooler was about 20 steps to the right :(
Image 162649   02-16-17   Uploaded by    totaljihad
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