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272962  Psymon: Only in Japan

272959  Shay: Elvis went out the same way.

272955  Dr Awkward: @fanny apparently whale milk is incredibly rich and fatty. And whale mothers make like a bathtub quantity of milk daily.

272959  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward ok, they find them on their toilet I should have said. The way I worded it, it sounded like the EMTs were dumping.

272959  Dr Awkward: Actually EMTs and paramedics find older folks dead or unconscious while dumping super often because theyre pushing too hard, essentially doing the Valsalva maneuver, they vagal out and sometime hit their head while passing out. Moral of this story, eat enough fiber so you dont pass out while trying to dump.

272970  romangreek: My desktop usually consist of folders named "bdrfekjgbgw" and "xdrstacmgxdjbasfkw" and "ffffff" by the time I'm done with a project.

272960  Side Boob: I wish Gritty was 100 feet tall and would crush Philly in a hellish rampage. Mostly because I have Jury Duty next week, but just in general too.

272918  Dr Awkward: @Sadbot @Mr. Butt I could use a trusted handyman, but a lot are just guys who have more tools than me. Id happily hire @Teechur in the summer to help fix some shit around here, but Im pretty sure youre multiple states away.

272949  Side Boob: Blep

272950  Side Boob: Dear bird, fuck off just now.

272931  tib gubb: touchbown!

272956  Side Boob: Clearly, the officer was bewitched as well.

272945  BavidDowie: *through full mouth* "IT'S MUH BERFDEY"

272931  Dr Awkward: Its possible that this person is really dumb and doesnt realize the phrase / song is *To Be

272957  Not A Bot: How the fuck is he gonna read that then, smart guy?

272946  White Rice: @danny one can be the embodiment of all that is evil & immoral in the world and still like cute stuff/be freaked out by angry pointy things.

272950  Prostata: another one for the collection! #272952

272941  Crim Tender: Good Lord!

272941  Mr Bleak: Night train to switcherino

272950  White Rice: Not today, Satan.

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272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).



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grizzly uploaded 272448 (1069 points)
SomeCanadian uploaded 272521 (903 points)
grizzly uploaded 272443 (886 points)
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oregon man uploaded 272572 (853 points)
Wolfy21 uploaded 272685 (850 points)
nclaw uploaded 272634 (836 points)
Side Boob uploaded 272795 (829 points)
Mr. Lizard uploaded 272627 (798 points)
SS Keith uploaded 272458 (791 points)
brutal uploaded 272789 (773 points)
twenty4 uploaded 272495 (772 points)
Remp Wulgus uploaded 272773 (769 points)
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 5. Mexico: 2708 points
 6. E. HONDA: 2374 points
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 wolfpk: It took me a few seconds looking this over before I figured out what I was looking at. Instant rad as soon as I figured it out.
 piranharama: I kinda want to watch A New Hope and figure out which rebel pilot just bought it here. (was it Porkins?)
 Shay: He's the asshole that killed Porkins! LET'S GET HIM!!!!
 a robot: Practical effects FTW!
 scribbs: Poor little guy should have stayed on target.
 Bu7Z: Is that the Death Star?
Image 162658   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
554
 
 Science: @whiplash: Made by VW.
 whiplash: Windmills are actually diesel-powered.
 Bast Relief: I used to think the sun turned round the Earth. Now I understand what my science teacher was talking about.
 Mr. Shine: Man, those things are really trucking!
 Bu7Z: A freshly ploughed skyfield with wind sprouts, this is how wind farming works.
 French Bread: It all makes sense! Wind power was secretly a liberal agenda to further the propagation of chemtrai- *ahem* Ah, let a bit of Alex Jones out there
Image 162657   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
361
 
 scribbs: @a robot On the plus side, we can appreciate how nice they'd be, teaching us to appreciate little things :-)
 tib gubb: being poor is so cool!
 Warrax: Who the fuck uses a hashtag in a text message?
 a robot: @scribbs Also, anyone with an internet connection can learn that there is no "Kinte people" in Madagascar, or anywhere else for that matter
 scribbs: @Sadbot Dammit :-(
 Sadbot: @scribbs with that attitude, you'll never be a basic white girl with dreadlocks
 scribbs: Sure, they live closer to nature. Anybody in the modern world with a little curiosity and library card or internet connection can learn more about the natural world than any ancient or "primitive" person could possibly know. Plus, a google search suggests strongly that the Madagascar claim is bullshit.
 Bu7Z: How are they closer to the earth? Lying down? In a hole?
Image 162656   02-16-17   Uploaded by    guest
Score:
445
 
 Jabberwikket: The pet s favorite trick
 flyingBEARfish: Do you mind?
 winwolf: I'm on a boat.
 zennoo: from here to eternity
 WaffleIron: Sex on the beach.
Image 162655   02-16-17   Uploaded by    mickeyd
Score:
438
 
 BILL DOOR: SHE LEFT HER BRASSIERE IN ANOTHER CASTLE.
 wolfpk: Mario through the looking glass.
 Mr. Shine: I was going to ask what the hell is wrong with her nose, but then I saw the rest of her. Yoshi looking hardcore, though.
 Bu7Z: Peachy!
 WaffleIron: Damn, those shrooms must be super.
Image 162654   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
650
 
 flyingBEARfish: Beavis and Butthead: Literally the perfect amount of stupid.
 Hosebag: I went to high school with these guys, except their names were Sam and Andy.
 kazzy94: I've had similar interactions with oogles and crusties.
 Ulillillia: Huh huh huh huh huh
Image 162653   02-16-17   Uploaded by    maura
Score:
313
 
 BILL DOOR: "TELL ME I AM NICE, HUMAN." YOU ARE A CAT. I DO NOT NEED TO TELL YOU.
 wolfpk: The caption to thos is " how to get your face mauled.
 mrdiron: How to communicate with your cat: get all up in he grill
 Urn BooUrn: How's my breath?
Image 162652   02-16-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
361
 
 WotGives: Needs to be inside something resembling a barn while being struck a little above the shin with a rod or pole
 Bu7Z: Prehistoric version of a furry
 Wookiee: I love you....r Fruity Pebbles Fred!
 Mr. Shine: Barnception
 a robot: Death to Smoochie!
 Mr. Butt: I FUCKING KNEW IT
Image 162651   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
466
 
 Science: @Gomi Day: Some still are.
 whiplash: You can skip leg day for the next few weeks, Britney.
 Teechur: The resolution on your monitor will revert in 15 seconds. Do you want to keep it?
 zennoo: so much no and then more no
 Annoying Vegan : You're right! I AM a thumb!
 Warrax: More unrealistic body standards for women.
 Shay: This isn't weed Richard Simmons.
 XLY: My EYES are up HERE
 Wet farts: #162627 you two related ?
 Bu7Z: I think it's photoshopped.
 Mr. Shine: Ths s ttlly ht.
 kazzy94: It was a desperate night in that greyhound station bathroom stall... @Gomi Day
 Gomi Day: somebody has masturbated to this image.
 a robot: why.
Image 162650   02-16-17   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
172
 
 tiffany: lolz @Science
 flyingBEARfish: I work at a Target. Once someone put a gallon of milk and some deli meat in a bin of discount PS3 games. People are great.
 Science: @a robot: What's worse is that hte employees will just put it back on the shelf for the next poor asshole to unwittingly buy.
 ChubbyBuddy: oh wait it is walmart, hah
 ChubbyBuddy: @a robot unless you do it at walmart, then you are a hero of the proletariat
 zennoo: ugh and they will reshelve it eventually and somebody will get godawfulsick
 a robot: If you do this, you are an asshole.
 Ulillillia: The meat cooler was about 20 steps to the right :(
Image 162649   02-16-17   Uploaded by    totaljihad
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