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263011  AlexDeLarge: @Mr. Butt 2-4-6-8, homer's crime was really great! Great, meaning large or immense; we use it in the pejorative sense!

263013  a robot: @a robot You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies??

263013  a robot: I used to be a bank teller and we would collect and save money that was really old, beat up, drawn/written on or otherwise mutilated, and send it back to the government. I'm not saying that system is perfect but I just don't think it's very likely that this kind of bill would end up in an ATM

263004  Bluetocracy: Critical fail on your walk roll. It's definitely a Monday.

263005  Bluetocracy: I want some part of our planet to really be a steampunk culture, so we can go there to visit.

262993  FormerLurker: @Zarathustra youre right, totally gay. And thats why its rad.

263011  Bluetocracy: You are what you eat... Oh, so you ARE fingernails.

262994  FormerLurker: Healthy as a horse now.

262946  Whatever: Fact: theres sexual innuendo in every successful fast food franchise logo if you look at it right

262949  Whatever: On the bright side, you only have to buy one of these horrors, and it coordinates with Halloween

262997  Not A Bot: looks like the fence won a few, too

263011  Mr. Butt: Some words are both nouns and adjectives, depending on how you use them.

263009  FormerLurker: For the record, despite my criticisms, I still voted rad.

262956  Whatever: But is it kosher?

263009  FormerLurker: See, thats awesome that they literally ran out of everything... but as a former restaurant manager, I feel like what they shouldve done is go to the grocery store and pay full prices for more ingredients. Even the most unusual ingredients can typically be found at restaurant supply stores that are in even medium sized cities. As I always used to tell my staff, the customer is more valuable than the product. But hey, Im out of the restaurant industry now entirely, so its not my problem!

262959  Whatever: Obviously poaching from Chipotle

263008  Shay: And you see kids, this is why daddy drinks.

262901  Side Boob: Please state the nature of the fashion emergency.

262965  Whatever: Trumps new lawyer looks pretty darn sharp

262968  Whatever: And thats the last time anyone saw Santa alive

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262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262697 piranharama: Great band name

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos



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Score:
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 flyingBEARfish: Beavis and Butthead: Literally the perfect amount of stupid.
 Hosebag: I went to high school with these guys, except their names were Sam and Andy.
 kazzy94: I've had similar interactions with oogles and crusties.
 Ulillillia: Huh huh huh huh huh
Image 162653   02-16-17   Uploaded by    maura
Score:
313
 
 BILL DOOR: "TELL ME I AM NICE, HUMAN." YOU ARE A CAT. I DO NOT NEED TO TELL YOU.
 wolfpk: The caption to thos is " how to get your face mauled.
 mrdiron: How to communicate with your cat: get all up in he grill
 Urn BooUrn: How's my breath?
Image 162652   02-16-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
361
 
 WotGives: Needs to be inside something resembling a barn while being struck a little above the shin with a rod or pole
 Bu7Z: Prehistoric version of a furry
 Wookiee: I love you....r Fruity Pebbles Fred!
 Mr. Shine: Barnception
 a robot: Death to Smoochie!
 Mr. Butt: I FUCKING KNEW IT
Image 162651   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
466
 
 Science: @Gomi Day: Some still are.
 whiplash: You can skip leg day for the next few weeks, Britney.
 Teechur: The resolution on your monitor will revert in 15 seconds. Do you want to keep it?
 zennoo: so much no and then more no
 Annoying Vegan : You're right! I AM a thumb!
 Warrax: More unrealistic body standards for women.
 Shay: This isn't weed Richard Simmons.
 XLY: My EYES are up HERE
 Wet farts: #162627 you two related ?
 Bu7Z: I think it's photoshopped.
 Mr. Shine: Ths s ttlly ht.
 kazzy94: It was a desperate night in that greyhound station bathroom stall... @Gomi Day
 Gomi Day: somebody has masturbated to this image.
 a robot: why.
Image 162650   02-16-17   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
172
 
 tiffany: lolz @Science
 flyingBEARfish: I work at a Target. Once someone put a gallon of milk and some deli meat in a bin of discount PS3 games. People are great.
 Science: @a robot: What's worse is that hte employees will just put it back on the shelf for the next poor asshole to unwittingly buy.
 ChubbyBuddy: oh wait it is walmart, hah
 ChubbyBuddy: @a robot unless you do it at walmart, then you are a hero of the proletariat
 zennoo: ugh and they will reshelve it eventually and somebody will get godawfulsick
 a robot: If you do this, you are an asshole.
 Ulillillia: The meat cooler was about 20 steps to the right :(
Image 162649   02-16-17   Uploaded by    totaljihad
Score:
386
 
 jochenau: If only I had known, I wouldn't have complained so much and called it the "World War 2 Channel".
 wolfpk: I will argue with you in the Pawn Stars. The show is not about running a pawn shop. It's main draw are the historical items that are brought in.
 Warrax: I'm an american, honey. Our names don't mean shit.
 a robot: Nothing means anything anymore. Words have no meaning these days. Sorry you had to find out this way.
 Ulillillia: 16 and Pregnant, coming up next on MTV: Music Television
 Urn BooUrn: For their sake, no one tell this person what is aired on "The Learning Channel".
 Gonzo: society 'for' people
Image 162648   02-16-17   Uploaded by    pisspig
Score:
345
 
 dobbiesdoogs: this is your captain speaking, we're about to make like a tree and get out of here
 grizzly: Hello!
Image 162647   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
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 Lestrange: @tib gubb Apparently it worked pretty well even if it was cumbersome. Better than being dead anyway?
 tib gubb: somehow that seems impractical
 Mr. Shine: Tis but a scratch!
 Bu7Z: Ned kelly prototype
 Hosebag: The black knights are ALWAYS victorious.
 WTF: Daleks in Hartnell's Doctor Who episodes looked pretty bad.
Image 162646   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
Score:
277
 
 a robot: Seems legit!
 Bu7Z: @EvilOtter damn you team rocket!
 EvilOtter: IT'S A TRAP! You're gonna get molested if you go in there! This is not an official Pokemon League gym!
Image 162645   02-16-17   Uploaded by    reply
Score:
667
 
 a robot: @kinggheedra Beard + beard = love
 kinggheedra: He made the right choice. That beard game...
 Mr. Butt: EAT SHIT, HETERONORMATIVITY!
 Uncle Phil: And everyone clapped. sth.txt
 WaffleIron: [STADIUM WIDE APPLAUSE]
Image 162644   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
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