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249635  Vinochet: no left turns in Albania

249672  Dr Awkward: Classic Wyatt

249683  Telkwa: Free Hugs!

249683  Dr Awkward: Hello fellow regular panda. Salutations!

249643  Shay: What's Eating Gilbert's Grape?

249680  Vinochet: need Epipen, stat!

249681  San DoDo: 50 shades of oh deer

249678  Shay: I wonder what kind of score it would be if it was Donknife Trump or Adolph Forkler.

249680  funny in the wall: that stuff can be really good

249661  Christina: But it causes anxiety to everyone else.

249676  Shay: Listen you little shit, make that face again and back to the kennel you go.

249664  Christina: That cake is on something.

249682  Shay: A.D.I.D.A.S.

249667  Christina: @TurkeyVulture We get it, you are going senile. That's why you don't "rember" some spellings.

248560  Mr Bleak: Say "Mousey"!

249677  Christina: Anywhere to get that ball.

249679  Shay: Gotta go fast (or slow if you want)

249654  Jabberwikket: How to train your Tigger: Step 3, piglets.

249687  OldKentuckyShark: I didn't read CILT the first time

249643  WTF: Pee-Wee's Big Adventure

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249643 Shay: What's Eating Gilbert's Grape?

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249635 Vinochet: no left turns in Albania

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249660 redmonkey3: @redmonkey3 - *terrain

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249591 hajjpodge: Start with Cleveland.



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Score:
299
 
 Ronick: "Our world"... clark you've always been an invading alien.
 Niels Bohr: That's a lot to say while flying through a wall of some kind.
 hearsegirl: FormicidaeMan
 whiplash: Lois: "No, it seems like the typical sort of dick move that you'd make, Superman."
 Borkf: Oh @Ulillillia I'm carrying ice tea!
 Amy Housewine: Turnthorax!
 Amy Housewine: Turncape!
 Peter Pantsless: DC trying to match the staggering success of Ant-Man
 tritium: Lois on the left there is questioning her taste in men.
 Mr. Shine: "You know, the way one does."
 Ulillillia: Hey, Lois. Diarrhea.
 funny in the wall: conservative propaganda! being ant is not a choice
 Lestrange: Seems legit
Image 162590   02-16-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
250
 
 Jabberwikket: sign on porch steps rendered illegible by dog shit, film at eleven
 ChubbyBuddy: *squats defiantly*
 Greek Fire: Stoop kid left his stoop, and learned you can't go home again.
 Supermansbrother: No sitting? No, sitting! NO: SITTING!
 Teechur: No problem, I'll just get all my friends and we'll stand on the ones that say,"No sitting."
 Chest Rockwell: I've found that sitting on the porch with a shotgun works better than any sign.
 Science: I bet this worked. Signs telling people what to do always have the intended consequence.
 Scoo: No = sitting, and keep = off. This new math is weird.
 XLY: Today's letter of the day is 'N'
 funny in the wall: solved*
 funny in the wall: perhaps this could be soved by writing it once with proper punctuation?
 Lestrange: I don't see the word 'please' anywhere. Shame on you.
 TurkeyVulture: Won't you be my neighbor?
 deeeeeeeez: Sesame Street has become much more abrasive...
Image 162589   02-16-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
322
 
 Wolfy21: Got that Chow-wow-wow thinkin'...
 Scoo: Known in the business as "Reindeer Chaps"
Image 162588   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
405
 
 Annoying Vegan : World's biggest stick of gum
 Supermansbrother: The only way they can catch me now: dogsled!
Image 162587   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
220
 
 Beeble: MEEP MEEP! [zoooooom]
 whiplash: No chasing grayhounds and a weiner dog while riding a snowmobile!
 Peter Pantsless: He's chasing the guy that stole his giant white rectangle
Image 162586   02-16-17   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
513
 
 Hosebag: I prefer Lucky Chodes.
 Science: I prefer Crispy Sexagons
 mariofart: I'd rather have the broken down rice krispy parallelogram.
 tib gubb: cispy hexagons is delicious and if you disagree you're wrong.
 Ulillillia: I'll have the Corn Spheres
Image 162585   02-16-17   Uploaded by    skillet
Score:
133
 
 Prostata: nicer than just keying the douchebag's car
 Chest Rockwell: These are nicer than the notes the police leave on your windshield.
 funny in the wall: these quips are not witty enough to be put into print
 Lestrange: Love your passive aggressive crap
Image 162584   02-16-17   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
Score:
556
 
 piranharama: This photographer liked the variety of birds where they had just moved and so stuck a camera up with a bowl of bird feed so birds could take selfies. There are some pretty smug, fat, tweeters in the collection.
 BILL DOOR: "WHAT IS THIS GARBAGE? THERE'S NOT AN EYEBALL TO BE FOUND HERE. BET I'D HAVE PLENTY OF WARM, JUICY EYEBALLS IF I WAS ONE OF THOSE PONCY ROBINS, BOUNCING AND PEEP-PEEP-PEEPING ALL THE BLOODY TIME."
 FabricMan: "Nevermore, bitch."
 Noremak: Are you gonna lemme smash?
 Micro Jackson: Oh, you want my nuts, eh?
Image 162583   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
457
 
 Beef Supreme: I had no idea that Kid Rock was an expert glass maker, or that an ICP trial warranted the production of glassware. Detroit is a strange place.
 ieremia: Just Detroit things.
 Shay: This headline would be 100 times funnier if there wasn't a rap duo called Insane Clown Posse and there really was a posse of clowns that were deranged.
 Peter Pantsless: Fuckin' lawsuits, how do they work?
 Amy Housewine: So we take it as a given that the band Insane Clown Posse are insane, and that the lawsuit is too - we could end up with an insane insane Insane Clown Posse lawsuit.
 deeeeeeeez: How's mah hair look? Ims runnin fer Senate n case ya didnt har...
 WaffleIron: also this is actually a news item. rollingstone.com/music/news/…
 WaffleIron: @petepuma : "Headlines Against Humanity"?
 tib gubb: "Okay man, I'm gonna ask you once more, just to be really sure. You DO want me to show you this thing."
 petepuma: mad libs headline detected
 Micro Jackson: Throw the book at him! And the dildo too!
 Ulillillia: Do you... (heavy breathing) like clowns?
 funny in the wall: He's come a long way since the Home Alone movies
 Scoo: @SomeCanadian Yes
 SomeCanadian: Is 'insane' referring to the clown posse or a modifier to the lawsuit?
Image 162582   02-16-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
259
 
 sparename: They were delicious..
 Mr. Shine: No thanks.
 tib gubb: we also have furniture!
 Scoo: I'll wait until their big annual After-Thanksgiving Stool Blowout
 SomeCanadian: Cue a bunch of disappointed coprophiles.
Image 162581   02-16-17   Uploaded by    myrealname
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