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181530  PushyWebsite: They are not as expensive as hiring gaurds from Sodom. @piranharama

181879  Teechur: Look out! It's the Lice Squad!

181880  apoxia: Got it half right.

181880  Teechur: And then he can send you a message that harvests financial information about you and sends it back to him. Or to a Nigerian prince.

181659  jazzjunkie: [geometry intensifies]

181548  PushyWebsite: What is happening? I can't read French.

181865  Ulillillia: @Mr. Butt username/comment combo

181877  tib gubb: that's certainly a level of quality

181877  WTF: uncontrolled swinging is the worst.

181833  WTF: @sparename skrillex?

181878  Volwen: Sucre Daddy

181802  apoxia: Well this is the most anatomically correct centaur I've seen in a while (no third set of limbs)

181723  jazzjunkie: This ping pong is strange.

181886  Mexico: Yes, Nancy, yes! I've been waiting so long for you to ask me that!

181859  ch: please ... my son is sick .. also delicious ... help

181822  apoxia: @Scoo I expect that wearing that necklace wouldn't have helped with the getting laid.

181726  jazzjunkie: Indeed.

181865  Mr. Butt: Hot sauce enemas are worse.

181731  jazzjunkie: I loved my dad. With fava beans and a nice Chianti.

181864  bug: TWO EDGY FOR ME

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181710 Bu7Z: @Stoner really though, argue, why is australia worse than the U.S. ..?

181730 Air Biscuit: Fish eggs, fish eggs, rolly polly fish eggs, fish eggs, fish eggs, eat them up. Yum.

181642 Felicity: I blame his haircut

181701 Hosebag: @Bu7Z We call it a "fly swatter". Or a kid beater if you are in Arkansas.

181644 Hosebag: @Felicity Take off, you hosers.

181702 Hosebag: @tritium calm down tritium, you got the job.

181654 enfanta: @A duck maybe I can change it around enough to avoid plagiarism...

181680 itskando: Pistons at dawn

181705 wolfpk: Because if your going to die, it might as well be in your sleep.

181801 wolfpk: @a robot Ha, it has been forever since I have seen that PSA. I knew it the second it came up



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Score:
274
 
 Ronick: "Our world"... clark you've always been an invading alien.
 Niels Bohr: That's a lot to say while flying through a wall of some kind.
 hearsegirl: FormicidaeMan
 whiplash: Lois: "No, it seems like the typical sort of dick move that you'd make, Superman."
 Borkf: Oh @Ulillillia I'm carrying ice tea!
 Amy Housewine: Turnthorax!
 Amy Housewine: Turncape!
 Peter Pantsless: DC trying to match the staggering success of Ant-Man
 tritium: Lois on the left there is questioning her taste in men.
 Mr. Shine: "You know, the way one does."
 Ulillillia: Hey, Lois. Diarrhea.
 funny in the wall: conservative propaganda! being ant is not a choice
 Lestrange: Seems legit
Image 162590   02-16-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
224
 
 Jabberwikket: sign on porch steps rendered illegible by dog shit, film at eleven
 ChubbyBuddy: *squats defiantly*
 Greek Fire: Stoop kid left his stoop, and learned you can't go home again.
 Supermansbrother: No sitting? No, sitting! NO: SITTING!
 Teechur: No problem, I'll just get all my friends and we'll stand on the ones that say,"No sitting."
 Chest Rockwell: I've found that sitting on the porch with a shotgun works better than any sign.
 Science: I bet this worked. Signs telling people what to do always have the intended consequence.
 Scoo: No = sitting, and keep = off. This new math is weird.
 XLY: Today's letter of the day is 'N'
 funny in the wall: solved*
 funny in the wall: perhaps this could be soved by writing it once with proper punctuation?
 Lestrange: I don't see the word 'please' anywhere. Shame on you.
 TurkeyVulture: Won't you be my neighbor?
 deeeeeeeez: Sesame Street has become much more abrasive...
Image 162589   02-16-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
322
 
 Robespierre: Got that Chow-wow-wow thinkin'...
 Scoo: Known in the business as "Reindeer Chaps"
Image 162588   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
405
 
 Annoying Vegan : World's biggest stick of gum
 Supermansbrother: The only way they can catch me now: dogsled!
Image 162587   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
220
 
 Beeble: MEEP MEEP! [zoooooom]
 whiplash: No chasing grayhounds and a weiner dog while riding a snowmobile!
 Peter Pantsless: He's chasing the guy that stole his giant white rectangle
Image 162586   02-16-17   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
513
 
 Hosebag: I prefer Lucky Chodes.
 Science: I prefer Crispy Sexagons
 mariofart: I'd rather have the broken down rice krispy parallelogram.
 tib gubb: cispy hexagons is delicious and if you disagree you're wrong.
 Ulillillia: I'll have the Corn Spheres
Image 162585   02-16-17   Uploaded by    skillet
Score:
133
 
 Prostata: nicer than just keying the douchebag's car
 Chest Rockwell: These are nicer than the notes the police leave on your windshield.
 funny in the wall: these quips are not witty enough to be put into print
 Lestrange: Love your passive aggressive crap
Image 162584   02-16-17   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
Score:
556
 
 piranharama: This photographer liked the variety of birds where they had just moved and so stuck a camera up with a bowl of bird feed so birds could take selfies. There are some pretty smug, fat, tweeters in the collection.
 BILL DOOR: "WHAT IS THIS GARBAGE? THERE'S NOT AN EYEBALL TO BE FOUND HERE. BET I'D HAVE PLENTY OF WARM, JUICY EYEBALLS IF I WAS ONE OF THOSE PONCY ROBINS, BOUNCING AND PEEP-PEEP-PEEPING ALL THE BLOODY TIME."
 FabricMan: "Nevermore, bitch."
 Noremak: Are you gonna lemme smash?
 Micro Jackson: Oh, you want my nuts, eh?
Image 162583   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
457
 
 Beef Supreme: I had no idea that Kid Rock was an expert glass maker, or that an ICP trial warranted the production of glassware. Detroit is a strange place.
 ieremia: Just Detroit things.
 Shay: This headline would be 100 times funnier if there wasn't a rap duo called Insane Clown Posse and there really was a posse of clowns that were deranged.
 Peter Pantsless: Fuckin' lawsuits, how do they work?
 Amy Housewine: So we take it as a given that the band Insane Clown Posse are insane, and that the lawsuit is too - we could end up with an insane insane Insane Clown Posse lawsuit.
 deeeeeeeez: How's mah hair look? Ims runnin fer Senate n case ya didnt har...
 WaffleIron: also this is actually a news item. rollingstone.com/music/news/…
 WaffleIron: @petepuma : "Headlines Against Humanity"?
 tib gubb: "Okay man, I'm gonna ask you once more, just to be really sure. You DO want me to show you this thing."
 petepuma: mad libs headline detected
 Micro Jackson: Throw the book at him! And the dildo too!
 Ulillillia: Do you... (heavy breathing) like clowns?
 funny in the wall: He's come a long way since the Home Alone movies
 Scoo: @SomeCanadian Yes
 SomeCanadian: Is 'insane' referring to the clown posse or a modifier to the lawsuit?
Image 162582   02-16-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
259
 
 sparename: They were delicious..
 Mr. Shine: No thanks.
 tib gubb: we also have furniture!
 Scoo: I'll wait until their big annual After-Thanksgiving Stool Blowout
 SomeCanadian: Cue a bunch of disappointed coprophiles.
Image 162581   02-16-17   Uploaded by    myrealname
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