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205535  Volwen: Newborn shrimps are nice.

205548  Mustyrats: because he is hot.

205547  King Polly: I don't think I have ever seen a real mouse hole.

205532  Teechur: SPORTSBALL TEAM

205483  sparename: Protected against small pieces of impossibly ancient rock travelling through space at speeds measured in miles per millisecond but not against slow-moving floors

205484  sparename: I DROVE THERE! 600 miles from the UK without a problem, then reversed into a light pole (off camera right) 'cos the (Swiss) guy watching my back yelled at the wrong window - me being in a right-hand drive truck and all..

205546  Mike Michael: One direction has a stipulation for their concert venues that totally male audience members urinate on them backstage during intermission. Ticketmaster charges a $14 fee for this.

205487  sparename: "The Land That Tokes Forgot - Beyond The Camberwell Carrot"

205496  White Rice: @Felicity That is true (had some friends over the years who had that issue, had to double up with a belt & suspenders to keep everything under control) and we can't see enough of this individual to gauge much beyond their pants, jacket & crack. It's just there have been so many instances where there shouldn't have been any issue with using a belt, and constant disaster. Side note: I only now noticed the guy in this image didn't use the belt loops of the pants (at least not the one we can see in the image). That could add to their pant problems.

205494  sparename: "Donn't diss dickslecksick dinasours"

205537  tib gubb: in a surprise twist, that's the child's name

205546  parrotsnest: I think the real question along everyone's minds is... why were you at a One Direction concert?

205516  sparename: I love it when other countries have simple solutions to issues that, here in England, anyway, cause lots of aggro, disgust, unsanitary conditions and wastes of police time. Big cities have closed all their public toilets, there are queues to get into most bars (that don't want you coming in for a piss without buying anything, anyway), guys(and girls!) end up pissing in doorways, on patches of grass and in alleys but now there are cameras everywhere... to catch you doing what could, so easily, be prevented. GIVE US PISSOIRS! Legalise public wees. And weed while you're at it

205544  Grandmaster Fat: for revenge duct tape the lid and seat unitedly with a sign saying "don't touch the sides!"

205536  tib gubb: she's too young for you bro

205544  generic: How'd you do?

205518  necronomicon: @Butcherboy why not both?

205536  Yurishiro: @Yurishiro Newborn lobsters are nice.

205519  sparename: Now the Pyramids make more sense - Tributes to The Great god Viagris Of The Morning Pitched-Tent

205536  Yurishiro: @Yurishiro wait...

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205485 DrinkMixMan: Ha, yeah, my girlfriend is pretty white

205371 Haute and sweaty: @Yam Woah.

205346 Knice: @fanny Yeah, but I don't want it gettin' all uppity-like. :-D

205372 Dominus Umbrae: Me too @Zampano

205384 apoxia: I also have a minidisk player! I used to use it to record my band at gigs.

205333 bug: @dope I think Strong Bad is back and posting on AG

205378 apoxia: Affect also means emotion. I use it a lot in my job as a psychologist.

205404 piranharama: @Hokie333 A shuttle huh? Seems like cheating to me.

205496 White Rice: @Felicity That is true (had some friends over the years who had that issue, had to double up with a belt & suspenders to keep everything under control) and we can't see enough of this individual to gauge much beyond their pants, jacket & crack. It's just there have been so many instances where there shouldn't have been any issue with using a belt, and constant disaster. Side note: I only now noticed the guy in this image didn't use the belt loops of the pants (at least not the one we can see in the image). That could add to their pant problems.

205377 apoxia: I'm a psychologist and this year I worked with two men who had become acutely unwell and were in the psychiatric ward with anxiety about their tax returns being a primary trigger. They both had beliefs at delusional intensity.



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Score:
250
 
 Jabberwikket: sign on porch steps rendered illegible by dog shit, film at eleven
 ChubbyBuddy: *squats defiantly*
 Greek Fire: Stoop kid left his stoop, and learned you can't go home again.
 Supermansbrother: No sitting? No, sitting! NO: SITTING!
 Teechur: No problem, I'll just get all my friends and we'll stand on the ones that say,"No sitting."
 Chest Rockwell: I've found that sitting on the porch with a shotgun works better than any sign.
 Science: I bet this worked. Signs telling people what to do always have the intended consequence.
 Scoo: No = sitting, and keep = off. This new math is weird.
 XLY: Today's letter of the day is 'N'
 funny in the wall: solved*
 funny in the wall: perhaps this could be soved by writing it once with proper punctuation?
 Lestrange: I don't see the word 'please' anywhere. Shame on you.
 TurkeyVulture: Won't you be my neighbor?
 deeeeeeeez: Sesame Street has become much more abrasive...
Image 162589   02-16-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
322
 
 Robespierre: Got that Chow-wow-wow thinkin'...
 Scoo: Known in the business as "Reindeer Chaps"
Image 162588   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
405
 
 Annoying Vegan : World's biggest stick of gum
 Supermansbrother: The only way they can catch me now: dogsled!
Image 162587   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
220
 
 Beeble: MEEP MEEP! [zoooooom]
 whiplash: No chasing grayhounds and a weiner dog while riding a snowmobile!
 Peter Pantsless: He's chasing the guy that stole his giant white rectangle
Image 162586   02-16-17   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
513
 
 Hosebag: I prefer Lucky Chodes.
 Science: I prefer Crispy Sexagons
 mariofart: I'd rather have the broken down rice krispy parallelogram.
 tib gubb: cispy hexagons is delicious and if you disagree you're wrong.
 Ulillillia: I'll have the Corn Spheres
Image 162585   02-16-17   Uploaded by    skillet
Score:
133
 
 Prostata: nicer than just keying the douchebag's car
 Chest Rockwell: These are nicer than the notes the police leave on your windshield.
 funny in the wall: these quips are not witty enough to be put into print
 Lestrange: Love your passive aggressive crap
Image 162584   02-16-17   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
Score:
556
 
 piranharama: This photographer liked the variety of birds where they had just moved and so stuck a camera up with a bowl of bird feed so birds could take selfies. There are some pretty smug, fat, tweeters in the collection.
 BILL DOOR: "WHAT IS THIS GARBAGE? THERE'S NOT AN EYEBALL TO BE FOUND HERE. BET I'D HAVE PLENTY OF WARM, JUICY EYEBALLS IF I WAS ONE OF THOSE PONCY ROBINS, BOUNCING AND PEEP-PEEP-PEEPING ALL THE BLOODY TIME."
 FabricMan: "Nevermore, bitch."
 Noremak: Are you gonna lemme smash?
 Micro Jackson: Oh, you want my nuts, eh?
Image 162583   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
457
 
 Beef Supreme: I had no idea that Kid Rock was an expert glass maker, or that an ICP trial warranted the production of glassware. Detroit is a strange place.
 ieremia: Just Detroit things.
 Shay: This headline would be 100 times funnier if there wasn't a rap duo called Insane Clown Posse and there really was a posse of clowns that were deranged.
 Peter Pantsless: Fuckin' lawsuits, how do they work?
 Amy Housewine: So we take it as a given that the band Insane Clown Posse are insane, and that the lawsuit is too - we could end up with an insane insane Insane Clown Posse lawsuit.
 deeeeeeeez: How's mah hair look? Ims runnin fer Senate n case ya didnt har...
 WaffleIron: also this is actually a news item. rollingstone.com/music/news/…
 WaffleIron: @petepuma : "Headlines Against Humanity"?
 tib gubb: "Okay man, I'm gonna ask you once more, just to be really sure. You DO want me to show you this thing."
 petepuma: mad libs headline detected
 Micro Jackson: Throw the book at him! And the dildo too!
 Ulillillia: Do you... (heavy breathing) like clowns?
 funny in the wall: He's come a long way since the Home Alone movies
 Scoo: @SomeCanadian Yes
 SomeCanadian: Is 'insane' referring to the clown posse or a modifier to the lawsuit?
Image 162582   02-16-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
259
 
 sparename: They were delicious..
 Mr. Shine: No thanks.
 tib gubb: we also have furniture!
 Scoo: I'll wait until their big annual After-Thanksgiving Stool Blowout
 SomeCanadian: Cue a bunch of disappointed coprophiles.
Image 162581   02-16-17   Uploaded by    myrealname
Score:
415
 
 ChubbyBuddy: that question has never been anwsered in the affirmative, even when asked of clowns
 BILL DOOR: AAAAAH IT'S DOCTOR WHITEFACE!
 deeeeeeeez: 19 things flights attendants wish you knew..
 Scoo: But is it Literature?
Image 162580   02-16-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
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