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215936  addend: Dance like no one's watching. Better yet, make sure of it.

215968  effzeeceekay: MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE

215938  addend: *wink*

215939  addend: Orderly.

215946  agentpaint: All right stop!

215953  Amy Housewine: Alongside the good old "withdraw your hand from a proferred handshake, touch your nose with your thumb and wiggle your fingers". A personal favourite.

215953  Amy Housewine: I haven't seen this done for ages. It should be brought back.

215951  pleasing: that wordbank has feet?

215958  Amy Housewine: Don't use your brain powers on me.

215952  Bad Dad: Nintendo Paperboy?

215955  propro: i like balloons

215955  alborland: Goddamn Loch Ness monster only left me tree fity!!

215917  Aufziehvogel: Guess he didn't really love her

215924  Aufziehvogel: Lil Peep's shirt?

215962  Stom Premben: Is anyone else seeing Trent Reznor in that picture?

215929  Aufziehvogel: Delicious duckling

215933  Aufziehvogel: Papa?

215940  Aufziehvogel: Papa?

215948  Aufziehvogel: Who took this picture

215951  Aufziehvogel: One guy of the "Wildecker Herzbuben"

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215792 Ulillillia: Long time no see!

215746 cenecia: "I like money"

215791 Felicity: Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to roast in the depths of a Sloar that day I can tell you

215833 UltraBeverly: @Winterneuro TaintJuice (whom I love) tricked me!

215790 ethernet: same @El Barto

215782 Felicity: Id like to solve the puzzle

215836 VeeKay: This is how you waste 82 course credits.

215760 flatluigi: I think even Firefox has a minimum size requirement.

215787 Felicity: *agan

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Score:
250
 
 Jabberwikket: sign on porch steps rendered illegible by dog shit, film at eleven
 ChubbyBuddy: *squats defiantly*
 Greek Fire: Stoop kid left his stoop, and learned you can't go home again.
 Supermansbrother: No sitting? No, sitting! NO: SITTING!
 Teechur: No problem, I'll just get all my friends and we'll stand on the ones that say,"No sitting."
 Chest Rockwell: I've found that sitting on the porch with a shotgun works better than any sign.
 Science: I bet this worked. Signs telling people what to do always have the intended consequence.
 Scoo: No = sitting, and keep = off. This new math is weird.
 XLY: Today's letter of the day is 'N'
 funny in the wall: solved*
 funny in the wall: perhaps this could be soved by writing it once with proper punctuation?
 Lestrange: I don't see the word 'please' anywhere. Shame on you.
 TurkeyVulture: Won't you be my neighbor?
 deeeeeeeez: Sesame Street has become much more abrasive...
Image 162589   02-16-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
322
 
 Robespierre: Got that Chow-wow-wow thinkin'...
 Scoo: Known in the business as "Reindeer Chaps"
Image 162588   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
405
 
 Annoying Vegan : World's biggest stick of gum
 Supermansbrother: The only way they can catch me now: dogsled!
Image 162587   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
220
 
 Beeble: MEEP MEEP! [zoooooom]
 whiplash: No chasing grayhounds and a weiner dog while riding a snowmobile!
 Peter Pantsless: He's chasing the guy that stole his giant white rectangle
Image 162586   02-16-17   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
513
 
 Hosebag: I prefer Lucky Chodes.
 Science: I prefer Crispy Sexagons
 mariofart: I'd rather have the broken down rice krispy parallelogram.
 tib gubb: cispy hexagons is delicious and if you disagree you're wrong.
 Ulillillia: I'll have the Corn Spheres
Image 162585   02-16-17   Uploaded by    skillet
Score:
133
 
 Prostata: nicer than just keying the douchebag's car
 Chest Rockwell: These are nicer than the notes the police leave on your windshield.
 funny in the wall: these quips are not witty enough to be put into print
 Lestrange: Love your passive aggressive crap
Image 162584   02-16-17   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
Score:
556
 
 piranharama: This photographer liked the variety of birds where they had just moved and so stuck a camera up with a bowl of bird feed so birds could take selfies. There are some pretty smug, fat, tweeters in the collection.
 BILL DOOR: "WHAT IS THIS GARBAGE? THERE'S NOT AN EYEBALL TO BE FOUND HERE. BET I'D HAVE PLENTY OF WARM, JUICY EYEBALLS IF I WAS ONE OF THOSE PONCY ROBINS, BOUNCING AND PEEP-PEEP-PEEPING ALL THE BLOODY TIME."
 FabricMan: "Nevermore, bitch."
 Noremak: Are you gonna lemme smash?
 Micro Jackson: Oh, you want my nuts, eh?
Image 162583   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
457
 
 Beef Supreme: I had no idea that Kid Rock was an expert glass maker, or that an ICP trial warranted the production of glassware. Detroit is a strange place.
 ieremia: Just Detroit things.
 Shay: This headline would be 100 times funnier if there wasn't a rap duo called Insane Clown Posse and there really was a posse of clowns that were deranged.
 Peter Pantsless: Fuckin' lawsuits, how do they work?
 Amy Housewine: So we take it as a given that the band Insane Clown Posse are insane, and that the lawsuit is too - we could end up with an insane insane Insane Clown Posse lawsuit.
 deeeeeeeez: How's mah hair look? Ims runnin fer Senate n case ya didnt har...
 WaffleIron: also this is actually a news item. rollingstone.com/music/news/…
 WaffleIron: @petepuma : "Headlines Against Humanity"?
 tib gubb: "Okay man, I'm gonna ask you once more, just to be really sure. You DO want me to show you this thing."
 petepuma: mad libs headline detected
 Micro Jackson: Throw the book at him! And the dildo too!
 Ulillillia: Do you... (heavy breathing) like clowns?
 funny in the wall: He's come a long way since the Home Alone movies
 Scoo: @SomeCanadian Yes
 SomeCanadian: Is 'insane' referring to the clown posse or a modifier to the lawsuit?
Image 162582   02-16-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
259
 
 sparename: They were delicious..
 Mr. Shine: No thanks.
 tib gubb: we also have furniture!
 Scoo: I'll wait until their big annual After-Thanksgiving Stool Blowout
 SomeCanadian: Cue a bunch of disappointed coprophiles.
Image 162581   02-16-17   Uploaded by    myrealname
Score:
415
 
 ChubbyBuddy: that question has never been anwsered in the affirmative, even when asked of clowns
 BILL DOOR: AAAAAH IT'S DOCTOR WHITEFACE!
 deeeeeeeez: 19 things flights attendants wish you knew..
 Scoo: But is it Literature?
Image 162580   02-16-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
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