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163214  Peter Pantsless: @Scoo Never!

163214  Scoo: Good googly-moogly; put some pants on!

163213  Scoo: Same

163199  Scoo: I'm trying to remember what the realtor told me "beautifully decorated" translates too...

163203  Scoo: "Action" Events

163204  Scoo: Her shirt looks exactly like the linoleum in my parents' bathroom

163212  Ulillillia: Nice hooter

163213  Ulillillia: butthornime

163205  Scoo: I was going to say this look just like my first apartment, but I'm sure it looks like /everyone's/ first apartment

163122  Annoying Vegan : @Teechur Ah! Thanks for the hint! Couldn't figure out how to sound it out, because I have the musical education of a bucket of hair.

163163  XLY: So close and yet so... so far

163164  XLY: That last panel grin got me good

163194  Skinr: They see me Riven, they hatin'

163172  XLY: Terrifying and terrific

163205  Bu7Z: Huntyr chase?

163211  Mr. Shine: That's one HELL of a House Arrest monitor!

163208  Noremak: "Back when I was your height, there used to be snow and ice everywhere but..."

163136  WaffleIron: Dynamixel servos are simply the worst, but there's no other options on the market at even such a ridiculous price point as dynamixel.

162155  Mr. Shine: @grizzly This joke was inevitable. *polite golf clap*

163191  Peter Pantsless: A thousand monkeys with a thousand pencils does not a novel make

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163114 Teechur: @chhumphrey Had to look TinEye up on AltaVista to find out what THAT was. Thanks for the insight. I also think @ottorongo has a good point.

162995 Peter Pantsless: @White Rice I still remember when I learned about nachos. Always hated gym class

163029 whiplash: Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do, we'll sing it, Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do, oh yeah, oh, oh yeah!

163183 sparename: @Warrax "I hate meeses to pieces"

163012 carpwoman: @Niels Bohr - Gotcha. I hope you will post some photos of your bike project.

162994 Peter Pantsless: @Peter Pantsless Holy crap I just figured out why wikipedia links don't work: no underscores on AG! Try this tinyurl.com/…

163121 Peter Pantsless: @Amy Housewine also VVV Looks like I got an extra @Mad Collager in there

163173 Hosebag: Her milkshake brings all the cows to the yard.

163090 scribbs: @ASTER Americans will never compete with the Kea until we buckle down and breed intelligent, tool-using squirrels.

163133 Ulillillia: All of these comments have made my freaking day, thank you people.



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11. draakeragon: 2102 points
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Score:
224
 
 Jabberwikket: sign on porch steps rendered illegible by dog shit, film at eleven
 ChubbyBuddy: *squats defiantly*
 Greek Fire: Stoop kid left his stoop, and learned you can't go home again.
 Supermansbrother: No sitting? No, sitting! NO: SITTING!
 Teechur: No problem, I'll just get all my friends and we'll stand on the ones that say,"No sitting."
 Chest Rockwell: I've found that sitting on the porch with a shotgun works better than any sign.
 Science: I bet this worked. Signs telling people what to do always have the intended consequence.
 Scoo: No = sitting, and keep = off. This new math is weird.
 XLY: Today's letter of the day is 'N'
 funny in the wall: solved*
 funny in the wall: perhaps this could be soved by writing it once with proper punctuation?
 Lestrange: I don't see the word 'please' anywhere. Shame on you.
 TurkeyVulture: Won't you be my neighbor?
 deeeeeeeez: Sesame Street has become much more abrasive...
Image 162589   02-16-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
322
 
 Robespierre: Got that Chow-wow-wow thinkin'...
 Scoo: Known in the business as "Reindeer Chaps"
Image 162588   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
405
 
 Annoying Vegan : World's biggest stick of gum
 Supermansbrother: The only way they can catch me now: dogsled!
Image 162587   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
220
 
 Beeble: MEEP MEEP! [zoooooom]
 whiplash: No chasing grayhounds and a weiner dog while riding a snowmobile!
 Peter Pantsless: He's chasing the guy that stole his giant white rectangle
Image 162586   02-16-17   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
513
 
 Hosebag: I prefer Lucky Chodes.
 Science: I prefer Crispy Sexagons
 mariofart: I'd rather have the broken down rice krispy parallelogram.
 tib gubb: cispy hexagons is delicious and if you disagree you're wrong.
 Ulillillia: I'll have the Corn Spheres
Image 162585   02-16-17   Uploaded by    skillet
Score:
133
 
 Prostata: nicer than just keying the douchebag's car
 Chest Rockwell: These are nicer than the notes the police leave on your windshield.
 funny in the wall: these quips are not witty enough to be put into print
 Lestrange: Love your passive aggressive crap
Image 162584   02-16-17   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
Score:
538
 
 piranharama: This photographer liked the variety of birds where they had just moved and so stuck a camera up with a bowl of bird feed so birds could take selfies. There are some pretty smug, fat, tweeters in the collection.
 BILL DOOR: "WHAT IS THIS GARBAGE? THERE'S NOT AN EYEBALL TO BE FOUND HERE. BET I'D HAVE PLENTY OF WARM, JUICY EYEBALLS IF I WAS ONE OF THOSE PONCY ROBINS, BOUNCING AND PEEP-PEEP-PEEPING ALL THE BLOODY TIME."
 FabricMan: "Nevermore, bitch."
 Noremak: Are you gonna lemme smash?
 Micro Jackson: Oh, you want my nuts, eh?
Image 162583   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
457
 
 Beef Supreme: I had no idea that Kid Rock was an expert glass maker, or that an ICP trial warranted the production of glassware. Detroit is a strange place.
 ieremia: Just Detroit things.
 Shay: This headline would be 100 times funnier if there wasn't a rap duo called Insane Clown Posse and there really was a posse of clowns that were deranged.
 Peter Pantsless: Fuckin' lawsuits, how do they work?
 Amy Housewine: So we take it as a given that the band Insane Clown Posse are insane, and that the lawsuit is too - we could end up with an insane insane Insane Clown Posse lawsuit.
 deeeeeeeez: How's mah hair look? Ims runnin fer Senate n case ya didnt har...
 WaffleIron: also this is actually a news item. rollingstone.com/music/news/…
 WaffleIron: @petepuma : "Headlines Against Humanity"?
 tib gubb: "Okay man, I'm gonna ask you once more, just to be really sure. You DO want me to show you this thing."
 petepuma: mad libs headline detected
 Micro Jackson: Throw the book at him! And the dildo too!
 Ulillillia: Do you... (heavy breathing) like clowns?
 funny in the wall: He's come a long way since the Home Alone movies
 Scoo: @SomeCanadian Yes
 SomeCanadian: Is 'insane' referring to the clown posse or a modifier to the lawsuit?
Image 162582   02-16-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
259
 
 sparename: They were delicious..
 Mr. Shine: No thanks.
 tib gubb: we also have furniture!
 Scoo: I'll wait until their big annual After-Thanksgiving Stool Blowout
 SomeCanadian: Cue a bunch of disappointed coprophiles.
Image 162581   02-16-17   Uploaded by    myrealname
Score:
390
 
 ChubbyBuddy: that question has never been anwsered in the affirmative, even when asked of clowns
 BILL DOOR: AAAAAH IT'S DOCTOR WHITEFACE!
 deeeeeeeez: 19 things flights attendants wish you knew..
 Scoo: But is it Literature?
Image 162580   02-16-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
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