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175193  Bu7Z: @dangerous dave there once was a pelican from Nantucket, and let me just say the stories you may have heard about him are grossly exagurated.

175196  fakeusername: @Bu7Z ah yes that timeless sailor's fantasy of a fish with a booty

175193  Bu7Z: @Teechur and yet, a similar lesson could be taken away...

175200  Derp Herpigan: Kanye dig it?

175193  dangerous dave: There once was a pelican from Nantucket. ...No, wait.

175194  Bu7Z: I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling cats.

175184  Teechur: You're the wind beneath my wing....

175197  tritium: @ignatz They are basically airbags, designed to burst on impact and lessen the force of impact.

175195  Bu7Z: Somewhere, inside, five teens confront some old dude who mutters the words, 'I would have got away with it ,if it weren't for you mother fucking kuntz.

175197  dangerous dave: Who hacked my PC and stole my glamor shots?

175197  tritium: Long live the new flesh!

175185  Teechur: Don't worry. Just poopin' They already stole me lucky charms.

175172  dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?

175183  dangerkeith3000: @dangerous dave it was probably made before postal codes because standardized. zip code 98062 is in Washington and they used WN instead of the standard WA.

175196  Bu7Z: Personally, a human booty with a fish head is more versatile than a lady body from the waist up but all fishy from there down.

175186  Teechur: How a toddler view potty training.....

175188  Teechur: Why is it an officer that totes my goats?

175181  dangerous dave: @Bu7Z In this case it's kinda both.

175183  dangerous dave: Wait -- where the bleep is 'WN'?

175196  dangerkeith3000: sexy

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175153 Bu7Z: And maybe it was the Russians who poisoned a bunch of people in Syria. Think of trump and Putin as two guys in a WWE match. of course the heel is gonna loose, but he still gets paid for his performance. Syria comes off as the Spanish announcers desk.

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 Beef Supreme: I had no idea that Kid Rock was an expert glass maker, or that an ICP trial warranted the production of glassware. Detroit is a strange place.
 ieremia: Just Detroit things.
 Shay: This headline would be 100 times funnier if there wasn't a rap duo called Insane Clown Posse and there really was a posse of clowns that were deranged.
 Peter Pantsless: Fuckin' lawsuits, how do they work?
 Amy Housewine: So we take it as a given that the band Insane Clown Posse are insane, and that the lawsuit is too - we could end up with an insane insane Insane Clown Posse lawsuit.
 deeeeeeeez: How's mah hair look? Ims runnin fer Senate n case ya didnt har...
 WaffleIron: also this is actually a news item. rollingstone.com/music/news/…
 WaffleIron: @petepuma : "Headlines Against Humanity"?
 tib gubb: "Okay man, I'm gonna ask you once more, just to be really sure. You DO want me to show you this thing."
 petepuma: mad libs headline detected
 Micro Jackson: Throw the book at him! And the dildo too!
 Ulillillia: Do you... (heavy breathing) like clowns?
 funny in the wall: He's come a long way since the Home Alone movies
 Scoo: @SomeCanadian Yes
 SomeCanadian: Is 'insane' referring to the clown posse or a modifier to the lawsuit?
Image 162582   02-16-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
259
 
 sparename: They were delicious..
 Mr. Shine: No thanks.
 tib gubb: we also have furniture!
 Scoo: I'll wait until their big annual After-Thanksgiving Stool Blowout
 SomeCanadian: Cue a bunch of disappointed coprophiles.
Image 162581   02-16-17   Uploaded by    myrealname
Score:
390
 
 ChubbyBuddy: that question has never been anwsered in the affirmative, even when asked of clowns
 BILL DOOR: AAAAAH IT'S DOCTOR WHITEFACE!
 deeeeeeeez: 19 things flights attendants wish you knew..
 Scoo: But is it Literature?
Image 162580   02-16-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
563
 
 deeeeeeeez: My very own warlock/scorpion hybrid doll? Golly pops thanks! *friend friend fappity fap*
 trelyate: I didn't think Butt-head would grow up to be such a strict father
 tib gubb: this is so so so so true to life
 Supermansbrother: Do you (hhh) like clowns?
 Scoo: As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy wet dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic, masturbating insect
 San DoDo: An LCD, sweet
 Jabberwikket: Kind of a weird pet, also giving me a present for masturbating, but its your house....
 DrinkMixMan: Worth it.
 Peter Pantsless: Awesome! brb
 SomeCanadian: Also ants.
Image 162579   02-16-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
261
 
 Mr. Shine: Punctuation its necessary see
 Scoo: Driving is not focus people?
 tritium: This haiku sucks.
Image 162578   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
211
 
 Beef Supreme: I can't stand the rain...against my window...
 petepuma: "I'm the latest superhero -- BLACK HOLE"
 Dan Tagonistic: Don't worry sir, I'm from the Internet
 Peter Pantsless: Come on, Hollywood, Beverly Hills Ninja doesn't need a remake
 Scoo: The unstealthiest ninja
 SomeCanadian: So I guess that's what happens when you fart in a gimp suit.
Image 162577   02-16-17   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
Score:
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 BILL DOOR: LOOK I HAVE STRONG FEELINGS ABOUT THESE SO-CALLED "DARK SOULS."
 BILL DOOR: ALSO THAT NITO GUY CAN SUCK MY TIBIA, THE TRYHARD BASTARD. WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS ANYWAY? "OH, YOU'RE A ROBED SKELETON, EH? THAT'S NICE, I'M A HUNDRED SKELETONS, AND MY SCYTHE IS ALSO A SKELETON, AND ALSO I AM COVERED IN WEIRD GROSS SHADOW-HAIR." I'M GLAD HE GOT EATEN BY SAINT ALDRICH IN THE THIRD GAME, SERVES HIM RIGHT.
 BILL DOOR: @Dreforian THAT STATEMENT IS INCORRECT AS YOU DO NOT GAIN ACCESS TO THE WARRIORS OF SUNLIGHT COVENANT BEFORE FIGHTING THE TAURUS DEMON. AND NO, I DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME, BUT PEOPLE DIE SO MUCH THAT I AM CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED TO SHOW UP AND WATCH THEM.
 Dreforian: @BILL DOOR "DAD, YOU GOT SUNLIGHT ON MY GAME AND NOW I'M DEAD. THANKS A LOT"
 BILL DOOR: "OKAY DAD, CAN I STOP PLAYING THIS GAME NOW THAT YOU'VE GOT YOUR PICTURE? I WANT TO GO OUTSIDE AND SEE SUNLIGHT."
 CapitalismMeow: Is that the tauras demon?
 Mr. Butt: @tritium Okay
 tritium: @Mr. Butt Not my daughter.
 deeeeeeeez: Level Challenge: As penance, you will be accompanying the casket to Dover AFB and explaining your ineptitude to his parents.
 Lestrange: Yoo is ded
 tib gubb: your failure is the reason there's going to be no christmas this year
 Sadbot: Git gud, casul kid
 Mr. Butt: Your daughter looks sleepy.
 tritium: Dark Souls in a nutshell
Image 162576   02-16-17   Uploaded by    tritium
Score:
207
 
 enfanta: Is Amelia Earhart going to step out of there?
 Skaalar: Destroying art is a form of art.
Image 162575   02-16-17   Uploaded by    original og
Score:
480
 
 Lestrange: Pretty sweet taxi though.
 sparename: Blazing down to the ocksmith's
 San DoDo: Row row row your ox, gently down the field..
 LurkedMoar: Graze laze
Image 162574   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
240
 
 WaffleIron: Seeing Berlin in person makes me sad about the wall.
Image 162573   02-16-17   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
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