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227965  Mr. Butt: [Faraday Klaxon]

227962  Yurishiro: Weird yellow paws

227965  Peter Pantsless: I HAVE A THOUSAND ANSWERS

227961  VeeKay: Well I'm very happy to tell you that you can start on Monday if you are available.

227952  VeeKay: $500 fine for carrying a battle axe? Not my President, not my America.

227953  VeeKay: Creppy. Really spoopy.

227963  square44: metal claws holding ceramic plates? I don't think they thought this one through

227963  VeeKay: That a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

227956  VeeKay: Don't let your goana mate with dingoes.

227947  charlemagne: @skillet he sounds resourceful

227957  Skaalar: To the Goat Tower!

227961  Skaalar: Im coo, you coo?

227956  charlemagne: breeding a loyal pet that's resilient enough to survive the fallout

227959  mwoody: "So we just put the scroll in his mouth?"

227955  Not A Bot: over time, domestic pufferfish take on features similar to their captors

227960  square44: do not ask what they make the whipped cream out of

227952  Fiveninety: they saw one of the videos of a canned whole chicken being born and decided to ban it.. and i approve

227948  mwoody: Taunt. +3 attack on opponent turn.

227950  WTF: Must be one of those nasty Hansen's Sodas.

227959  ThoughtlessGentleman: its ok there guy its our first time picking up a hobo for sex too.

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227801 addend: (Adds hot sauce.)

227760 Coach Teacher: @Amy Housewine i like it when you think angry thoughts about the english.

227749 Amy Housewine: @Robespierre Alright, I'l confess. I'm not the new Official joke Explainer. I just wanted to feel important for a moment.

227748 Felicity: MEAT. Its whats for dinner!

227726 apoxia: *brings a piece of rebar*

227816 Wooden Spoon: @Yurishiro: A troll figurine who comes to life, and decides to roam the countryside eating garbage.

227731 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @jochenau HAL open pod bay doors

227743 kazzy94: Is this a Kropotkin reference?

227742 wolfpk: Without the bread of life... your toast

227741 apoxia: I guess if it's frozen it's easier to clean up.



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Score:
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 Beef Supreme: I had no idea that Kid Rock was an expert glass maker, or that an ICP trial warranted the production of glassware. Detroit is a strange place.
 ieremia: Just Detroit things.
 Shay: This headline would be 100 times funnier if there wasn't a rap duo called Insane Clown Posse and there really was a posse of clowns that were deranged.
 Peter Pantsless: Fuckin' lawsuits, how do they work?
 Amy Housewine: So we take it as a given that the band Insane Clown Posse are insane, and that the lawsuit is too - we could end up with an insane insane Insane Clown Posse lawsuit.
 deeeeeeeez: How's mah hair look? Ims runnin fer Senate n case ya didnt har...
 WaffleIron: also this is actually a news item. rollingstone.com/music/news/…
 WaffleIron: @petepuma : "Headlines Against Humanity"?
 tib gubb: "Okay man, I'm gonna ask you once more, just to be really sure. You DO want me to show you this thing."
 petepuma: mad libs headline detected
 Micro Jackson: Throw the book at him! And the dildo too!
 Ulillillia: Do you... (heavy breathing) like clowns?
 funny in the wall: He's come a long way since the Home Alone movies
 Scoo: @SomeCanadian Yes
 SomeCanadian: Is 'insane' referring to the clown posse or a modifier to the lawsuit?
Image 162582   02-16-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
259
 
 sparename: They were delicious..
 Mr. Shine: No thanks.
 tib gubb: we also have furniture!
 Scoo: I'll wait until their big annual After-Thanksgiving Stool Blowout
 SomeCanadian: Cue a bunch of disappointed coprophiles.
Image 162581   02-16-17   Uploaded by    myrealname
Score:
415
 
 ChubbyBuddy: that question has never been anwsered in the affirmative, even when asked of clowns
 BILL DOOR: AAAAAH IT'S DOCTOR WHITEFACE!
 deeeeeeeez: 19 things flights attendants wish you knew..
 Scoo: But is it Literature?
Image 162580   02-16-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
589
 
 deeeeeeeez: My very own warlock/scorpion hybrid doll? Golly pops thanks! *friend friend fappity fap*
 trelyate: I didn't think Butt-head would grow up to be such a strict father
 tib gubb: this is so so so so true to life
 Supermansbrother: Do you (hhh) like clowns?
 Scoo: As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy wet dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic, masturbating insect
 San DoDo: An LCD, sweet
 Jabberwikket: Kind of a weird pet, also giving me a present for masturbating, but its your house....
 DrinkMixMan: Worth it.
 Peter Pantsless: Awesome! brb
 SomeCanadian: Also ants.
Image 162579   02-16-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
261
 
 Mr. Shine: Punctuation its necessary see
 Scoo: Driving is not focus people?
 tritium: This haiku sucks.
Image 162578   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
235
 
 Beef Supreme: I can't stand the rain...against my window...
 petepuma: "I'm the latest superhero -- BLACK HOLE"
 Dan Tagonistic: Don't worry sir, I'm from the Internet
 Peter Pantsless: Come on, Hollywood, Beverly Hills Ninja doesn't need a remake
 Scoo: The unstealthiest ninja
 SomeCanadian: So I guess that's what happens when you fart in a gimp suit.
Image 162577   02-16-17   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
Score:
72
 
 BILL DOOR: LOOK I HAVE STRONG FEELINGS ABOUT THESE SO-CALLED "DARK SOULS."
 BILL DOOR: ALSO THAT NITO GUY CAN SUCK MY TIBIA, THE TRYHARD BASTARD. WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS ANYWAY? "OH, YOU'RE A ROBED SKELETON, EH? THAT'S NICE, I'M A HUNDRED SKELETONS, AND MY SCYTHE IS ALSO A SKELETON, AND ALSO I AM COVERED IN WEIRD GROSS SHADOW-HAIR." I'M GLAD HE GOT EATEN BY SAINT ALDRICH IN THE THIRD GAME, SERVES HIM RIGHT.
 BILL DOOR: @Dreforian THAT STATEMENT IS INCORRECT AS YOU DO NOT GAIN ACCESS TO THE WARRIORS OF SUNLIGHT COVENANT BEFORE FIGHTING THE TAURUS DEMON. AND NO, I DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME, BUT PEOPLE DIE SO MUCH THAT I AM CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED TO SHOW UP AND WATCH THEM.
 Dreforian: @BILL DOOR "DAD, YOU GOT SUNLIGHT ON MY GAME AND NOW I'M DEAD. THANKS A LOT"
 BILL DOOR: "OKAY DAD, CAN I STOP PLAYING THIS GAME NOW THAT YOU'VE GOT YOUR PICTURE? I WANT TO GO OUTSIDE AND SEE SUNLIGHT."
 CapitalismMeow: Is that the tauras demon?
 Mr. Butt: @tritium Okay
 tritium: @Mr. Butt Not my daughter.
 deeeeeeeez: Level Challenge: As penance, you will be accompanying the casket to Dover AFB and explaining your ineptitude to his parents.
 Lestrange: Yoo is ded
 tib gubb: your failure is the reason there's going to be no christmas this year
 Sadbot: Git gud, casul kid
 Mr. Butt: Your daughter looks sleepy.
 tritium: Dark Souls in a nutshell
Image 162576   02-16-17   Uploaded by    tritium
Score:
207
 
 enfanta: Is Amelia Earhart going to step out of there?
 Skaalar: Destroying art is a form of art.
Image 162575   02-16-17   Uploaded by    original og
Score:
508
 
 Lestrange: Pretty sweet taxi though.
 sparename: Blazing down to the ocksmith's
 San DoDo: Row row row your ox, gently down the field..
 LurkedMoar: Graze laze
Image 162574   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
240
 
 WaffleIron: Seeing Berlin in person makes me sad about the wall.
Image 162573   02-16-17   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
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