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205548  Mustyrats: because he is hot.

205547  King Polly: I don't think I have ever seen a real mouse hole.

205532  Teechur: SPORTSBALL TEAM

205483  sparename: Protected against small pieces of impossibly ancient rock travelling through space at speeds measured in miles per millisecond but not against slow-moving floors

205484  sparename: I DROVE THERE! 600 miles from the UK without a problem, then reversed into a light pole (off camera right) 'cos the (Swiss) guy watching my back yelled at the wrong window - me being in a right-hand drive truck and all..

205546  Mike Michael: One direction has a stipulation for their concert venues that totally male audience members urinate on them backstage during intermission. Ticketmaster charges a $14 fee for this.

205487  sparename: "The Land That Tokes Forgot - Beyond The Camberwell Carrot"

205496  White Rice: @Felicity That is true (had some friends over the years who had that issue, had to double up with a belt & suspenders to keep everything under control) and we can't see enough of this individual to gauge much beyond their pants, jacket & crack. It's just there have been so many instances where there shouldn't have been any issue with using a belt, and constant disaster. Side note: I only now noticed the guy in this image didn't use the belt loops of the pants (at least not the one we can see in the image). That could add to their pant problems.

205494  sparename: "Donn't diss dickslecksick dinasours"

205537  tib gubb: in a surprise twist, that's the child's name

205546  parrotsnest: I think the real question along everyone's minds is... why were you at a One Direction concert?

205516  sparename: I love it when other countries have simple solutions to issues that, here in England, anyway, cause lots of aggro, disgust, unsanitary conditions and wastes of police time. Big cities have closed all their public toilets, there are queues to get into most bars (that don't want you coming in for a piss without buying anything, anyway), guys(and girls!) end up pissing in doorways, on patches of grass and in alleys but now there are cameras everywhere... to catch you doing what could, so easily, be prevented. GIVE US PISSOIRS! Legalise public wees. And weed while you're at it

205544  Grandmaster Fat: for revenge duct tape the lid and seat unitedly with a sign saying "don't touch the sides!"

205536  tib gubb: she's too young for you bro

205544  generic: How'd you do?

205518  necronomicon: @Butcherboy why not both?

205536  Yurishiro: @Yurishiro Newborn lobsters are nice.

205519  sparename: Now the Pyramids make more sense - Tributes to The Great god Viagris Of The Morning Pitched-Tent

205536  Yurishiro: @Yurishiro wait...

205536  Yurishiro: Newborn shrimps are nice.

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205404 piranharama: @Hokie333 A shuttle huh? Seems like cheating to me.

205496 White Rice: @Felicity That is true (had some friends over the years who had that issue, had to double up with a belt & suspenders to keep everything under control) and we can't see enough of this individual to gauge much beyond their pants, jacket & crack. It's just there have been so many instances where there shouldn't have been any issue with using a belt, and constant disaster. Side note: I only now noticed the guy in this image didn't use the belt loops of the pants (at least not the one we can see in the image). That could add to their pant problems.

205418 Sadbot: Cocaine is an awful drug for 80s nostalgia douches, but legalizing it in all the Americas would help fight corruption

205333 bug: @dope I think Strong Bad is back and posting on AG

205371 Haute and sweaty: @Yam Woah.

205384 apoxia: I also have a minidisk player! I used to use it to record my band at gigs.

205378 apoxia: Affect also means emotion. I use it a lot in my job as a psychologist.

205346 Knice: @fanny Yeah, but I don't want it gettin' all uppity-like. :-D

205372 Dominus Umbrae: Me too @Zampano

205377 apoxia: I'm a psychologist and this year I worked with two men who had become acutely unwell and were in the psychiatric ward with anxiety about their tax returns being a primary trigger. They both had beliefs at delusional intensity.



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Score:
72
 
 BILL DOOR: LOOK I HAVE STRONG FEELINGS ABOUT THESE SO-CALLED "DARK SOULS."
 BILL DOOR: ALSO THAT NITO GUY CAN SUCK MY TIBIA, THE TRYHARD BASTARD. WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS ANYWAY? "OH, YOU'RE A ROBED SKELETON, EH? THAT'S NICE, I'M A HUNDRED SKELETONS, AND MY SCYTHE IS ALSO A SKELETON, AND ALSO I AM COVERED IN WEIRD GROSS SHADOW-HAIR." I'M GLAD HE GOT EATEN BY SAINT ALDRICH IN THE THIRD GAME, SERVES HIM RIGHT.
 BILL DOOR: @Dreforian THAT STATEMENT IS INCORRECT AS YOU DO NOT GAIN ACCESS TO THE WARRIORS OF SUNLIGHT COVENANT BEFORE FIGHTING THE TAURUS DEMON. AND NO, I DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME, BUT PEOPLE DIE SO MUCH THAT I AM CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED TO SHOW UP AND WATCH THEM.
 Dreforian: @BILL DOOR "DAD, YOU GOT SUNLIGHT ON MY GAME AND NOW I'M DEAD. THANKS A LOT"
 BILL DOOR: "OKAY DAD, CAN I STOP PLAYING THIS GAME NOW THAT YOU'VE GOT YOUR PICTURE? I WANT TO GO OUTSIDE AND SEE SUNLIGHT."
 CapitalismMeow: Is that the tauras demon?
 Mr. Butt: @tritium Okay
 tritium: @Mr. Butt Not my daughter.
 deeeeeeeez: Level Challenge: As penance, you will be accompanying the casket to Dover AFB and explaining your ineptitude to his parents.
 Lestrange: Yoo is ded
 tib gubb: your failure is the reason there's going to be no christmas this year
 Sadbot: Git gud, casul kid
 Mr. Butt: Your daughter looks sleepy.
 tritium: Dark Souls in a nutshell
Image 162576   02-16-17   Uploaded by    tritium
Score:
207
 
 enfanta: Is Amelia Earhart going to step out of there?
 Skaalar: Destroying art is a form of art.
Image 162575   02-16-17   Uploaded by    original og
Score:
508
 
 Lestrange: Pretty sweet taxi though.
 sparename: Blazing down to the ocksmith's
 San DoDo: Row row row your ox, gently down the field..
 LurkedMoar: Graze laze
Image 162574   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
240
 
 WaffleIron: Seeing Berlin in person makes me sad about the wall.
Image 162573   02-16-17   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
Score:
686
 
 Ronick: Scrub the launch
 Beef Supreme: Drop a perfectly sharpened #2 Dixon Ticonderoga into the abyss.
 BILL DOOR: DROP A PENNY.
 Kynsman: OLOCO MEU!!!!
 Science: NAS-crack?
 Bartleby: Golf shirts were considered scandalous in the 60's
 WaffleIron: We have liftoff!
 enfanta: Was Frank's tail always that color?!
 petepuma: They should have sent a poet
 tritium: Where's the MTG ass-crack guy when you need him?
 WTF: He's acting like he's never seen one before.
 Mr. Butt: My god, it's full of stars.
 chhumphrey: Being a rocket scientist wasn't Ted's first career.
 Peter Pantsless: "Hey, I can see the moon from here!"
 SomeCanadian: Pounded in the butt by my lusty NASA co-worker?
Image 162572   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
363
 
 Supermansbrother: @WTF They got their exorcism supplies in that corona box. (The exorcism place sells beer, too.)
 WTF: If the ghost drank Guinness then maybe, but Corona? Back to the curb with you.
 Albatross: Haunted by the ghost of a chipotle burrito
 Albatross: Haunted by the ghost of a chipotle burrito
 Scoo: I'm sure it *smells* haunted
Image 162571   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
538
 
 Dick Inspector: The 'were' in 'werewolf' is actually just an old word for 'man', and is cognate with 'vir' in Latin, whence our English 'virile'.
 DrinkMixMan: "Sorry, I don't follow the news."
 SomeCanadian: Is there something in my teeth?
 Supermansbrother: Arch enemy: Wokewolf.
Image 162570   02-16-17   Uploaded by    LKoroton
Score:
254
 
 Beef Supreme: Save a couple, or you'll never be able to play Duck Hunt again.
 carpwoman: When I was young I thought I'd know I made it when I could buy a Sony Trinitron. Lol. Now I have a 50" Vizio HD and never did get my Sony.
 E. HONDA: I heard you like TVs
 Skaalar: @Peter Pantsless Is there another way to do it?
 chhumphrey: As Droste art?
 funny in the wall: i kind of miss CRTs. most people do not remember, but it was possible to get absolutely ridiculous resolutions on them (not TVs, monitors) since there were no dedicated pixels. of course it ment being continuously irradiated with bremmstralung Xrays.
 Peter Pantsless: "...on drugs."
Image 162569   02-16-17   Uploaded by    beefbeef
Score:
428
 
 Sheikhjahbooty: It's working already.
 fanny: =)
Image 162568   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
457
 
 Zampano: This Pokemon is weird
 Donut: The ears spread wide to discourage predators.
 Ulillillia: Good advice.
 Scoo: One of the many perks of the purp
Image 162567   02-16-17   Uploaded by    McBomalds
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