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169041  Aufziehvogel: Oh is it march yet?

169056  Aufziehvogel: She's rubbing her ass on America :)

169036  Joseph: Those are rainbow windows, it's not a gray thing it's just for fun.

169050  Flarmie: When Steve In Accounting rejects your submission.

169062  Flarmie: @Scoo More people should mark this as a great comment, I think.

169100  Scoo: Congratulations?

169086  Flarmie: My face every time I turn on the news.

169100  Mexico: And yet you didn't whack off your photo. For shame.

169098  Minnesotan: impressive lifting that with one hand

169090  addend: Ol' Dirty Custard.

169095  Peter Pantsless: lol @ "silent"

169099  addend: (Stops asking whether you floss.)

169018  addend: A more effective warning sign than #169029.

169046  addend: Falls.

169047  addend: (Makes /this/ the exam. Grades it based on deviation from the mean response.)

169067  Poncho: @Theta Zero it's garbage can, not garbage cannot

169095  enfanta: 25% is a majority? Is this more of the DeVos math?

169097  enfanta: I wonder if he's going to pop the question?

169064  addend: Pastalami.

169073  addend: Hand-soap inspectors have boring jobs.

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2. enfanta
3. Wooden Spoon
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7. Robespierre
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9. a robot
10. piranharama



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168989 Snake Jesus: Mythical fun fact: Thor's chariot is drawn by two goats, named Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjstr ("chompers-barer" and "chompers-grinder"). If it's good enough for the God of Thunder, it's good enough for me.

168910 Teechur: @UltraBeverly Please don't perpetuate that myth. Try not to let flags touch the ground out of respect. If it gets dirty, wash it. If it's torn, repair it. If it is too far gone or too faded, THEN retire it, preferably by burning. Our Boy Scout Troop retires flags every year on or around Flag Day.

168914 Disclosure: come on @tokyopig

168957 well duh: @Mr. Butt or, the new-age term "soft-tissue challenged"

168975 Dan Tagonistic: @Himesama I need to check out the film

168999 Cami: What are you guys gonna' do when it actually gets cold?

168988 Gomi Day: collecting grumpers with our pumper.

168905 tokyopig: @Snake Jesus A good friend once told me the thought of growing old as a woman terrified them. Not sure why I'm bringing that up but here it is.

168893 hearsegirl: @WaffleIron yes.

168933 ch: jesus christ, again? i'll go to the store and get more bunnies



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Mr. Butt uploaded 168836 (936 points)
Thyming uploaded 168981 (872 points)
Big Beagler uploaded 168853 (855 points)
Popsicle Dream uploaded 168903 (825 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 168758 (814 points)
SunWukong uploaded 168977 (814 points)
Red uploaded 168948 (808 points)
skunkrocker uploaded 168839 (787 points)
shelledfauna uploaded 168787 (763 points)
Thyming uploaded 168964 (736 points)
hat thrab uploaded 169010 (734 points)
Mexico uploaded 168985 (725 points)
KrazyKat uploaded 168591 (717 points)
hat thrab uploaded 168772 (711 points)


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 3. enfanta: 8213 points
 4. winwolf: 6155 points
 5. Mr Bleak: 5439 points
 6. SunWukong: 5100 points
 7. Annoying Vegan : 4585 points
 8. Micro Jackson: 4462 points
 9. Mexico: 3078 points
10. Warrax: 2849 points
11. Peter Pantsless: 2825 points
12. Scoo: 2706 points
13. Thyming: 2455 points
14. Dan Tagonistic: 2450 points
15. a robot: 2410 points
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Score:
853
 
 BILL DOOR: @WaffleIron THEY'RE ALL RIGHT, I GUESS. NOT REALLY WORTH ALL THE EFFORT TEAM ROCKET PUT INTO THEM, THOUGH.
 WaffleIron: @BILL DOOR : And yellow electric field mice?
 BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE.
 VoR: Pikamew
Image 162564   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
592
 
 Science: In this rare image, you can see the cheetah's periscope. This allows the big cat to remain crouched, hidden in tall grass, while still keeping its prey in view.
 zennoo: its impossible to go wrong with feline images
 Kohapi: He has to time his run so that he hits the dangling wire doing 88 mph just as the lightning hits the Clock Tower.
 VoR: He's easy to see.
 Ulillillia: He's easy to spot.
 Snake Jesus: Wow, wildcats do the question mark tail too.
 Scoo: Swiggity Swooty
Image 162563   02-16-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
238
 
 Sadbot: @Yam Thank you! That's what it's called!
 Yam: @Sadbot Thank god you kept it off the balalaika
 Peter Pantsless: Why don't you just go all out and throw a bear and some vodka in there, too?
 Sadbot: Aw, I've got honey all over my baklava balaclava
Image 162562   02-16-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
249
 
 SunWukong: Cold AF.
 WaffleIron: That's exceedingly decent of the class of 2009
Image 162561   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Score:
467
 
 VoR: @NoRagrets that's why we didn't make the picture
 NoRagrets: @VoR I think only @Knice could come close to that many badges.
 VoR: Purple users
 illBilliam: @Knice Raising an orphaned woodchuck, extinguishing a forest fire, conjuring a thunderstorm, whittling a camera from onyx, mining onyx, and training the woodchuck to use said camera: This guy got a badge for each one of these things.
 Knice: The angle of this photo is so extreme because it is being taken by a woodchuck that this guy raised from a pup after it was orphaned in a forest fire that he extinguished by conjuring a thunderstorm. Also the camera was whittled from onyx he mined.
Image 162560   02-16-17   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
Score:
663
 
 DrinkMixMan: "My wife is a slut."
 tritium: "Seize the means of production"
 Social Vegan: When they ask you to be honest and you fuck up by being honest
Image 162559   02-16-17   Uploaded by    desertfox
Score:
407
 
 DrinkMixMan: *Excited Beavis voice* Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
 chhumphrey: Uhhhh Beavis, you don't look so good.
 Ulillillia: Huh huh huh huh "bunghole"
 Scoo: Ok, I lol'ed
Image 162558   02-16-17   Uploaded by    rockkstar
Score:
513
 
 zennoo: this were more fun when they first came out
 WaffleIron: @bug : more doctors should use that sound to punctuate a diagnosis.
 bug: Dog: ouuu aah aaah aaah aaah
 genius: Only 00's kids will get this.
Image 162557   02-16-17   Uploaded by    bookcase
Score:
187
 
 Mr Bleak: This porn is ... not going to be pleasant.
 whiplash: Just waitin' for my girlfriend to get here. She's taking a bus from Canada, where she goes to college.
 tib gubb: ah, club fed
 ChubbyBuddy: *sniff* is someone cooking asshole soup?
 Supermansbrother: Hey, Deputy T. Junior.
 Supermansbrother: Hey, Deputy T. Junior.
Image 162556   02-16-17   Uploaded by    hammy
Score:
336
 
 ieremia: No thanx.
 petepuma: Jill Stein says what?
 Pizza: But make sure they're not bath salts.
 Ulillillia: Sonic 06 sucked
 cenecia: Crystals: Put them in your butt?
 fanny: instructions unclear crystals stuck up my... um, nose.
 sparename: Not even once
 ASTER: I did, I started watching that show and now I'm trans.
 Robespierre: With Crystal's WHAT?
Image 162555   02-16-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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