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181530  PushyWebsite: They are not as expensive as hiring gaurds from Sodom. @piranharama

181879  Teechur: Look out! It's the Lice Squad!

181880  apoxia: Got it half right.

181880  Teechur: And then he can send you a message that harvests financial information about you and sends it back to him. Or to a Nigerian prince.

181659  jazzjunkie: [geometry intensifies]

181548  PushyWebsite: What is happening? I can't read French.

181865  Ulillillia: @Mr. Butt username/comment combo

181877  tib gubb: that's certainly a level of quality

181877  WTF: uncontrolled swinging is the worst.

181833  WTF: @sparename skrillex?

181878  Volwen: Sucre Daddy

181802  apoxia: Well this is the most anatomically correct centaur I've seen in a while (no third set of limbs)

181723  jazzjunkie: This ping pong is strange.

181886  Mexico: Yes, Nancy, yes! I've been waiting so long for you to ask me that!

181859  ch: please ... my son is sick .. also delicious ... help

181822  apoxia: @Scoo I expect that wearing that necklace wouldn't have helped with the getting laid.

181726  jazzjunkie: Indeed.

181865  Mr. Butt: Hot sauce enemas are worse.

181731  jazzjunkie: I loved my dad. With fava beans and a nice Chianti.

181864  bug: TWO EDGY FOR ME

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181710 Bu7Z: @Stoner really though, argue, why is australia worse than the U.S. ..?

181730 Air Biscuit: Fish eggs, fish eggs, rolly polly fish eggs, fish eggs, fish eggs, eat them up. Yum.

181642 Felicity: I blame his haircut

181701 Hosebag: @Bu7Z We call it a "fly swatter". Or a kid beater if you are in Arkansas.

181644 Hosebag: @Felicity Take off, you hosers.

181702 Hosebag: @tritium calm down tritium, you got the job.

181654 enfanta: @A duck maybe I can change it around enough to avoid plagiarism...

181680 itskando: Pistons at dawn

181705 wolfpk: Because if your going to die, it might as well be in your sleep.

181801 wolfpk: @a robot Ha, it has been forever since I have seen that PSA. I knew it the second it came up



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Annoying Vegan uploaded 181418 (833 points)
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a robot uploaded 181773 (742 points)
Micro Jackson uploaded 181459 (735 points)
augustus uploaded 181676 (734 points)
a robot uploaded 181772 (729 points)
apoxia uploaded 181440 (716 points)
CrystallineEntity uploaded 181364 (684 points)
shipotle uploaded 181425 (659 points)
withak uploaded 181479 (658 points)
Skinr uploaded 181377 (656 points)


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 4. dangerkeith3000: 3951 points
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 7. ChubbyBuddy: 2850 points
 8. DrinkMixMan: 2826 points
 9. Skinr: 2795 points
10. CrystallineEntity: 2451 points
11. Bob: 2240 points
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15. scribbs: 1560 points
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Score:
853
 
 BILL DOOR: @WaffleIron THEY'RE ALL RIGHT, I GUESS. NOT REALLY WORTH ALL THE EFFORT TEAM ROCKET PUT INTO THEM, THOUGH.
 WaffleIron: @BILL DOOR : And yellow electric field mice?
 BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE.
 VoR: Pikamew
Image 162564   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
592
 
 Science: In this rare image, you can see the cheetah's periscope. This allows the big cat to remain crouched, hidden in tall grass, while still keeping its prey in view.
 zennoo: its impossible to go wrong with feline images
 Kohapi: He has to time his run so that he hits the dangling wire doing 88 mph just as the lightning hits the Clock Tower.
 VoR: He's easy to see.
 Ulillillia: He's easy to spot.
 Snake Jesus: Wow, wildcats do the question mark tail too.
 Scoo: Swiggity Swooty
Image 162563   02-16-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
238
 
 Sadbot: @Yam Thank you! That's what it's called!
 Yam: @Sadbot Thank god you kept it off the balalaika
 Peter Pantsless: Why don't you just go all out and throw a bear and some vodka in there, too?
 Sadbot: Aw, I've got honey all over my baklava balaclava
Image 162562   02-16-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
249
 
 SunWukong: Cold AF.
 WaffleIron: That's exceedingly decent of the class of 2009
Image 162561   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Score:
467
 
 VoR: @NoRagrets that's why we didn't make the picture
 NoRagrets: @VoR I think only @Knice could come close to that many badges.
 VoR: Purple users
 illBilliam: @Knice Raising an orphaned woodchuck, extinguishing a forest fire, conjuring a thunderstorm, whittling a camera from onyx, mining onyx, and training the woodchuck to use said camera: This guy got a badge for each one of these things.
 Knice: The angle of this photo is so extreme because it is being taken by a woodchuck that this guy raised from a pup after it was orphaned in a forest fire that he extinguished by conjuring a thunderstorm. Also the camera was whittled from onyx he mined.
Image 162560   02-16-17   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
Score:
663
 
 DrinkMixMan: "My wife is a slut."
 tritium: "Seize the means of production"
 Social Vegan: When they ask you to be honest and you fuck up by being honest
Image 162559   02-16-17   Uploaded by    desertfox
Score:
407
 
 DrinkMixMan: *Excited Beavis voice* Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
 chhumphrey: Uhhhh Beavis, you don't look so good.
 Ulillillia: Huh huh huh huh "bunghole"
 Scoo: Ok, I lol'ed
Image 162558   02-16-17   Uploaded by    rockkstar
Score:
513
 
 zennoo: this were more fun when they first came out
 WaffleIron: @bug : more doctors should use that sound to punctuate a diagnosis.
 bug: Dog: ouuu aah aaah aaah aaah
 genius: Only 00's kids will get this.
Image 162557   02-16-17   Uploaded by    bookcase
Score:
187
 
 Mr Bleak: This porn is ... not going to be pleasant.
 whiplash: Just waitin' for my girlfriend to get here. She's taking a bus from Canada, where she goes to college.
 tib gubb: ah, club fed
 ChubbyBuddy: *sniff* is someone cooking asshole soup?
 Supermansbrother: Hey, Deputy T. Junior.
 Supermansbrother: Hey, Deputy T. Junior.
Image 162556   02-16-17   Uploaded by    hammy
Score:
336
 
 ieremia: No thanx.
 petepuma: Jill Stein says what?
 Pizza: But make sure they're not bath salts.
 Ulillillia: Sonic 06 sucked
 cenecia: Crystals: Put them in your butt?
 fanny: instructions unclear crystals stuck up my... um, nose.
 sparename: Not even once
 ASTER: I did, I started watching that show and now I'm trans.
 Robespierre: With Crystal's WHAT?
Image 162555   02-16-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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