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169041  Aufziehvogel: Oh is it march yet?

169056  Aufziehvogel: She's rubbing her ass on America :)

169036  Joseph: Those are rainbow windows, it's not a gray thing it's just for fun.

169050  Flarmie: When Steve In Accounting rejects your submission.

169062  Flarmie: @Scoo More people should mark this as a great comment, I think.

169100  Scoo: Congratulations?

169086  Flarmie: My face every time I turn on the news.

169100  Mexico: And yet you didn't whack off your photo. For shame.

169098  Minnesotan: impressive lifting that with one hand

169090  addend: Ol' Dirty Custard.

169095  Peter Pantsless: lol @ "silent"

169099  addend: (Stops asking whether you floss.)

169018  addend: A more effective warning sign than #169029.

169046  addend: Falls.

169047  addend: (Makes /this/ the exam. Grades it based on deviation from the mean response.)

169067  Poncho: @Theta Zero it's garbage can, not garbage cannot

169095  enfanta: 25% is a majority? Is this more of the DeVos math?

169097  enfanta: I wonder if he's going to pop the question?

169064  addend: Pastalami.

169073  addend: Hand-soap inspectors have boring jobs.

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9. a robot
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168989 Snake Jesus: Mythical fun fact: Thor's chariot is drawn by two goats, named Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjstr ("chompers-barer" and "chompers-grinder"). If it's good enough for the God of Thunder, it's good enough for me.

168910 Teechur: @UltraBeverly Please don't perpetuate that myth. Try not to let flags touch the ground out of respect. If it gets dirty, wash it. If it's torn, repair it. If it is too far gone or too faded, THEN retire it, preferably by burning. Our Boy Scout Troop retires flags every year on or around Flag Day.

168914 Disclosure: come on @tokyopig

168957 well duh: @Mr. Butt or, the new-age term "soft-tissue challenged"

168975 Dan Tagonistic: @Himesama I need to check out the film

168999 Cami: What are you guys gonna' do when it actually gets cold?

168988 Gomi Day: collecting grumpers with our pumper.

168905 tokyopig: @Snake Jesus A good friend once told me the thought of growing old as a woman terrified them. Not sure why I'm bringing that up but here it is.

168893 hearsegirl: @WaffleIron yes.

168933 ch: jesus christ, again? i'll go to the store and get more bunnies



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Thyming uploaded 168981 (872 points)
Big Beagler uploaded 168853 (855 points)
Popsicle Dream uploaded 168903 (825 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 168758 (814 points)
SunWukong uploaded 168977 (814 points)
Red uploaded 168948 (808 points)
skunkrocker uploaded 168839 (787 points)
shelledfauna uploaded 168787 (763 points)
Thyming uploaded 168964 (736 points)
hat thrab uploaded 169010 (734 points)
Mexico uploaded 168985 (725 points)
KrazyKat uploaded 168591 (717 points)
hat thrab uploaded 168772 (711 points)


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 3. enfanta: 8213 points
 4. winwolf: 6155 points
 5. Mr Bleak: 5439 points
 6. SunWukong: 5100 points
 7. Annoying Vegan : 4585 points
 8. Micro Jackson: 4462 points
 9. Mexico: 3078 points
10. Warrax: 2849 points
11. Peter Pantsless: 2825 points
12. Scoo: 2706 points
13. Thyming: 2455 points
14. Dan Tagonistic: 2450 points
15. a robot: 2410 points
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Score:
777
 
 a robot: Image got only two comments but 759 points before being removed???? What the hell happened here?
 tib gubb: username/upload combo
 jochenau: Uh oh, someone angered the Wrathscot.
Image 162539   02-16-17   Uploaded by    cran vodka
Score:
331
 
 bug: Not wanting to pay for a retirement home, Ben sends his parents on an epic vacation.
 tib gubb: "what could possibly go wrong?"
 whiplash: It seemed like a good idea at the time.
 Borkf: Later, shitlords!
 ChubbyBuddy: you gonna get your shit slung like you never been slingshat
 Dick Inspector: I have a few people I would like to seat there.
 San DoDo: FIRE!!!
Image 162538   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
298
 
 Mr. Shine: *closes one eye, drops clothespin from end of nose*
 SunWukong: This belongs in the Pantheon of greatest images.
 sparename: Now that's a good chameleon!
Image 162537   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Vorm Gongo
Score:
657
 
 enfanta: @Robespierre biFURcated?
 Mr. Shine: @tib gubb No joke, there's a Mystery Hole tourist attraction near Fayetteville, WV that features a "gravity anomaly" that is TOTALLY worth the price of admission. I saw it whilst being a cynical, bitter teenager and it still was amazing.
 tib gubb: this is what happens when you camp too close to the mystery hole. you were warned.
 Robespierre: D'Log, bifurcated
 whiplash: Ralph the Lumberjack Magician and his Lovely Assistant Rover, ladies & gentlemen!
 Aimbot the great: Log Dog helped build Lincoln's cabin
 tritium: This took two or three views to figure out that it's not photoshop.
 Mr. Shine: Well i'm stumped.
 WTF: Dlog
 Mr. Butt: Doggo does a loggo.
 sparename: Not a catalogue
Image 162536   02-16-17   Uploaded by    LKoroton
Score:
277
 
 DrinkMixMan: THERE IS NO KETCHU, ONLY CHEESE
 mariofart: "But that just leaves lettuce and tomato!"
 Borkf: Cheeseburger, ONLY Dispair.
 Derp Herpigan: You know, sans ketchup, this is actually a "Happy Toast" as McDonalds, it's like a Grilled Cheese, but it's not.
 deeeeeeeez: That'll be $15 an hour, please.
 Ulillillia: Nothin' but cheese.
 Ulillillia: Nothin' but cheese.
 tib gubb: your child should be ashamed and you should be ashamed.
 AverageJoe: Minimum wage: graphical description
 Knice: Why is there bread?
 sparename: "I'll have fish, chips and peas without the peas, please"... "I'm sorry but we've run out of peas"... "OK, then, I'll have fish, chips and beans without the beans"
Image 162535   02-16-17   Uploaded by    ptrain
Score:
406
 
 Pizza: Getting a weird deja vu feeling from this
 hearsegirl: the rarely photographed suburban jellicle in its native habitat
 tib gubb: internet paparazzi
 petepuma: pawparazzi
 deeeeeeeez: Purrarazzi
 Ulillillia: Socks was nice
 Knice: AggroCon lookin' good.
 Albatross: New strategy for confuse-a-cat
 WTF: "Guys, I'm starting to think that maybe this isn't Beyonce."
 a robot: "Sir, are you aware you are a cat?"
Image 162534   02-16-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
253
 
 Pizza: No one on Facebook wants to know this.
 jochenau: @sparename I wanted the version with the fart retainer but it was too expensive :(
 Borkf: I'm sure your breath had nothing to do with it, you just have powerful farts.
 PenguinBartender: Classy. With a capital "C."
 WTF: @fanny Like the Oxford comma, his is known as the DeVos comma.
 Cami: You'd need to follow through to fog windows...um...so I've heard...
 whiplash: Too much information.
 fanny: I don't, like, your use of, commas
 ChubbyBuddy: Richard Moore needs to do a better job of anonymizing himself
 deeeeeeeez: Yes this totally happened.
 Peach: Which is it, today or tonight?
 sparename: My old Mini had a 'Mister' due to a leak in the heat exchanger. It also had holes in the driver's seat so the sponge could retain a fart till the next time I sat on it
 a robot: Sounds like a bigger problem than just it being cold out, buddy
Image 162533   02-16-17   Uploaded by    AceOfSpades
Score:
380
 
 ch: take a bite out of crime
 Borkf: Bring animals with guns to an animals with knives fight.
 Cami: Good boy, now bury it!
 Knice: An open-carry proponent that I could like. Now I've seen it all.
 PenguinBartender: "Hey Dad! You made this thing go boom and that other guy fell down and you threw this in a gutter down the street and I brought it back and -- OH! It's the nice police officer who gives me treats! HI POLICE OFFICER!"
 Mr. Butt: [comment redacted]
 bug: No more "who's a good boy". It's time to get real.
 Mr. Shine: He's got a gun!!!
 deeeeeeeez: Thyme for you to pay the piper, bitch.
 Peach: Put the steak on the floor, human. Tonight you're eating dog food.
 thecraftywolf: you sold me fake milkbone and i want my money back now and a milkbone
Image 162532   02-16-17   Uploaded by    SS Keith
Score:
328
 
 jochenau: Wait, *that's* the source of life?
 Lestrange: Gluten free, vegetarian and hypo-allergenic? Sounds like someone is a helicopter parent and is also making inappropriate choices for their teen.
 PenguinBartender: That "teen" skateboarder looks like he's 30. Would not recommend whatever is in these.
 whiplash: Steve Buscemi sez "I heartily endorse these pills, fellow kids!"
 deeeeeeeez: Pictured left: slacker who did not take vitamins. Pictured right: upstanding scholar who took 2 a day.
 ChubbyBuddy: slip it into moms coffee for instant death
 tokyopig: "we don't need vitamins anymore mom, all we need is instagram! gosh!" *button pressing resumes*
 Mr. Whiskers: Not sure whether to make a "how do you do" joke or a "not a cop" joke, so I'll just ponder whether they use the same model for the 55+ vitamins
Image 162531   02-16-17   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
Score:
203
 
 enfanta: One: why doesn't she cast a shadow? Two: her arm isn't anywhere long enough to touch the water from the diving board. Three: the angle of the water is wrong. Sorry. It just really bothers me.
 RiderFan: For a brief moment I read the water words as "lesbian". The image makes more sense as Levi, but it is now much less interesting.
 deeeeeeeez: This was me at age 12 waiting and hoping Phoebe Cates would pop out of my pool.
 bug: Not taking enough Power Teen has left her listless.
 whiplash: I keep thinking there must be a subliminal message in this art. Oh well, I'll figure it out when I get back from buying a new pair of Levis!
 Peach: *sigh* If only Levi's made a denim swimsuit...
 tritium: Look out for the Demogorgon.
Image 162530   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
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