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163214  Peter Pantsless: @Scoo Never!

163214  Scoo: Good googly-moogly; put some pants on!

163213  Scoo: Same

163199  Scoo: I'm trying to remember what the realtor told me "beautifully decorated" translates too...

163203  Scoo: "Action" Events

163204  Scoo: Her shirt looks exactly like the linoleum in my parents' bathroom

163212  Ulillillia: Nice hooter

163213  Ulillillia: butthornime

163205  Scoo: I was going to say this look just like my first apartment, but I'm sure it looks like /everyone's/ first apartment

163122  Annoying Vegan : @Teechur Ah! Thanks for the hint! Couldn't figure out how to sound it out, because I have the musical education of a bucket of hair.

163163  XLY: So close and yet so... so far

163164  XLY: That last panel grin got me good

163194  Skinr: They see me Riven, they hatin'

163172  XLY: Terrifying and terrific

163205  Bu7Z: Huntyr chase?

163211  Mr. Shine: That's one HELL of a House Arrest monitor!

163208  Noremak: "Back when I was your height, there used to be snow and ice everywhere but..."

163136  WaffleIron: Dynamixel servos are simply the worst, but there's no other options on the market at even such a ridiculous price point as dynamixel.

162155  Mr. Shine: @grizzly This joke was inevitable. *polite golf clap*

163191  Peter Pantsless: A thousand monkeys with a thousand pencils does not a novel make

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163114 Teechur: @chhumphrey Had to look TinEye up on AltaVista to find out what THAT was. Thanks for the insight. I also think @ottorongo has a good point.

162995 Peter Pantsless: @White Rice I still remember when I learned about nachos. Always hated gym class

163029 whiplash: Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do, we'll sing it, Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do, oh yeah, oh, oh yeah!

163183 sparename: @Warrax "I hate meeses to pieces"

163012 carpwoman: @Niels Bohr - Gotcha. I hope you will post some photos of your bike project.

162994 Peter Pantsless: @Peter Pantsless Holy crap I just figured out why wikipedia links don't work: no underscores on AG! Try this tinyurl.com/…

163121 Peter Pantsless: @Amy Housewine also VVV Looks like I got an extra @Mad Collager in there

163173 Hosebag: Her milkshake brings all the cows to the yard.

163090 scribbs: @ASTER Americans will never compete with the Kea until we buckle down and breed intelligent, tool-using squirrels.

163133 Ulillillia: All of these comments have made my freaking day, thank you people.



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carpwoman uploaded 163012 (832 points)
abrahamx uploaded 162914 (825 points)
a robot uploaded 163124 (787 points)
zennoo uploaded 162745 (764 points)
draakeragon uploaded 163008 (748 points)
Chocolate Pain uploaded 162814 (719 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 162804 (717 points)
breadtoaster uploaded 162699 (714 points)
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 6. a robot: 3093 points
 7. enfanta: 3033 points
 8. SunWukong: 2787 points
 9. Gomi Day: 2527 points
10. Annoying Vegan : 2207 points
11. draakeragon: 2102 points
12. Micro Jackson: 2061 points
13. Mr. Butt: 2036 points
14. ChubbyBuddy: 1840 points
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Score:
777
 
 a robot: Image got only two comments but 759 points before being removed???? What the hell happened here?
 tib gubb: username/upload combo
 jochenau: Uh oh, someone angered the Wrathscot.
Image 162539   02-16-17   Uploaded by    cran vodka
Score:
331
 
 bug: Not wanting to pay for a retirement home, Ben sends his parents on an epic vacation.
 tib gubb: "what could possibly go wrong?"
 whiplash: It seemed like a good idea at the time.
 Borkf: Later, shitlords!
 ChubbyBuddy: you gonna get your shit slung like you never been slingshat
 Dick Inspector: I have a few people I would like to seat there.
 San DoDo: FIRE!!!
Image 162538   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
277
 
 Mr. Shine: *closes one eye, drops clothespin from end of nose*
 SunWukong: This belongs in the Pantheon of greatest images.
 sparename: Now that's a good chameleon!
Image 162537   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Vorm Gongo
Score:
638
 
 enfanta: @Robespierre biFURcated?
 Mr. Shine: @tib gubb No joke, there's a Mystery Hole tourist attraction near Fayetteville, WV that features a "gravity anomaly" that is TOTALLY worth the price of admission. I saw it whilst being a cynical, bitter teenager and it still was amazing.
 tib gubb: this is what happens when you camp too close to the mystery hole. you were warned.
 Robespierre: D'Log, bifurcated
 whiplash: Ralph the Lumberjack Magician and his Lovely Assistant Rover, ladies & gentlemen!
 Aimbot the great: Log Dog helped build Lincoln's cabin
 tritium: This took two or three views to figure out that it's not photoshop.
 Mr. Shine: Well i'm stumped.
 WTF: Dlog
 Mr. Butt: Doggo does a loggo.
 sparename: Not a catalogue
Image 162536   02-16-17   Uploaded by    LKoroton
Score:
277
 
 DrinkMixMan: THERE IS NO KETCHU, ONLY CHEESE
 mariofart: "But that just leaves lettuce and tomato!"
 Borkf: Cheeseburger, ONLY Dispair.
 Derp Herpigan: You know, sans ketchup, this is actually a "Happy Toast" as McDonalds, it's like a Grilled Cheese, but it's not.
 deeeeeeeez: That'll be $15 an hour, please.
 Ulillillia: Nothin' but cheese.
 Ulillillia: Nothin' but cheese.
 tib gubb: your child should be ashamed and you should be ashamed.
 AverageJoe: Minimum wage: graphical description
 Knice: Why is there bread?
 sparename: "I'll have fish, chips and peas without the peas, please"... "I'm sorry but we've run out of peas"... "OK, then, I'll have fish, chips and beans without the beans"
Image 162535   02-16-17   Uploaded by    ptrain
Score:
406
 
 Pizza: Getting a weird deja vu feeling from this
 hearsegirl: the rarely photographed suburban jellicle in its native habitat
 tib gubb: internet paparazzi
 petepuma: pawparazzi
 deeeeeeeez: Purrarazzi
 Ulillillia: Socks was nice
 Knice: AggroCon lookin' good.
 Albatross: New strategy for confuse-a-cat
 WTF: "Guys, I'm starting to think that maybe this isn't Beyonce."
 a robot: "Sir, are you aware you are a cat?"
Image 162534   02-16-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
232
 
 Pizza: No one on Facebook wants to know this.
 jochenau: @sparename I wanted the version with the fart retainer but it was too expensive :(
 Borkf: I'm sure your breath had nothing to do with it, you just have powerful farts.
 PenguinBartender: Classy. With a capital "C."
 WTF: @fanny Like the Oxford comma, his is known as the DeVos comma.
 Cami: You'd need to follow through to fog windows...um...so I've heard...
 whiplash: Too much information.
 fanny: I don't, like, your use of, commas
 ChubbyBuddy: Richard Moore needs to do a better job of anonymizing himself
 deeeeeeeez: Yes this totally happened.
 Peach: Which is it, today or tonight?
 sparename: My old Mini had a 'Mister' due to a leak in the heat exchanger. It also had holes in the driver's seat so the sponge could retain a fart till the next time I sat on it
 a robot: Sounds like a bigger problem than just it being cold out, buddy
Image 162533   02-16-17   Uploaded by    AceOfSpades
Score:
380
 
 ch: take a bite out of crime
 Borkf: Bring animals with guns to an animals with knives fight.
 Cami: Good boy, now bury it!
 Knice: An open-carry proponent that I could like. Now I've seen it all.
 PenguinBartender: "Hey Dad! You made this thing go boom and that other guy fell down and you threw this in a gutter down the street and I brought it back and -- OH! It's the nice police officer who gives me treats! HI POLICE OFFICER!"
 Mr. Butt: [comment redacted]
 bug: No more "who's a good boy". It's time to get real.
 Mr. Shine: He's got a gun!!!
 deeeeeeeez: Thyme for you to pay the piper, bitch.
 Peach: Put the steak on the floor, human. Tonight you're eating dog food.
 thecraftywolf: you sold me fake milkbone and i want my money back now and a milkbone
Image 162532   02-16-17   Uploaded by    SS Keith
Score:
328
 
 jochenau: Wait, *that's* the source of life?
 Lestrange: Gluten free, vegetarian and hypo-allergenic? Sounds like someone is a helicopter parent and is also making inappropriate choices for their teen.
 PenguinBartender: That "teen" skateboarder looks like he's 30. Would not recommend whatever is in these.
 whiplash: Steve Buscemi sez "I heartily endorse these pills, fellow kids!"
 deeeeeeeez: Pictured left: slacker who did not take vitamins. Pictured right: upstanding scholar who took 2 a day.
 ChubbyBuddy: slip it into moms coffee for instant death
 tokyopig: "we don't need vitamins anymore mom, all we need is instagram! gosh!" *button pressing resumes*
 Mr. Whiskers: Not sure whether to make a "how do you do" joke or a "not a cop" joke, so I'll just ponder whether they use the same model for the 55+ vitamins
Image 162531   02-16-17   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
Score:
203
 
 enfanta: One: why doesn't she cast a shadow? Two: her arm isn't anywhere long enough to touch the water from the diving board. Three: the angle of the water is wrong. Sorry. It just really bothers me.
 RiderFan: For a brief moment I read the water words as "lesbian". The image makes more sense as Levi, but it is now much less interesting.
 deeeeeeeez: This was me at age 12 waiting and hoping Phoebe Cates would pop out of my pool.
 bug: Not taking enough Power Teen has left her listless.
 whiplash: I keep thinking there must be a subliminal message in this art. Oh well, I'll figure it out when I get back from buying a new pair of Levis!
 Peach: *sigh* If only Levi's made a denim swimsuit...
 tritium: Look out for the Demogorgon.
Image 162530   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
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