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205548  Mustyrats: because he is hot.

205547  King Polly: I don't think I have ever seen a real mouse hole.

205532  Teechur: SPORTSBALL TEAM

205483  sparename: Protected against small pieces of impossibly ancient rock travelling through space at speeds measured in miles per millisecond but not against slow-moving floors

205484  sparename: I DROVE THERE! 600 miles from the UK without a problem, then reversed into a light pole (off camera right) 'cos the (Swiss) guy watching my back yelled at the wrong window - me being in a right-hand drive truck and all..

205546  Mike Michael: One direction has a stipulation for their concert venues that totally male audience members urinate on them backstage during intermission. Ticketmaster charges a $14 fee for this.

205487  sparename: "The Land That Tokes Forgot - Beyond The Camberwell Carrot"

205496  White Rice: @Felicity That is true (had some friends over the years who had that issue, had to double up with a belt & suspenders to keep everything under control) and we can't see enough of this individual to gauge much beyond their pants, jacket & crack. It's just there have been so many instances where there shouldn't have been any issue with using a belt, and constant disaster. Side note: I only now noticed the guy in this image didn't use the belt loops of the pants (at least not the one we can see in the image). That could add to their pant problems.

205494  sparename: "Donn't diss dickslecksick dinasours"

205537  tib gubb: in a surprise twist, that's the child's name

205546  parrotsnest: I think the real question along everyone's minds is... why were you at a One Direction concert?

205516  sparename: I love it when other countries have simple solutions to issues that, here in England, anyway, cause lots of aggro, disgust, unsanitary conditions and wastes of police time. Big cities have closed all their public toilets, there are queues to get into most bars (that don't want you coming in for a piss without buying anything, anyway), guys(and girls!) end up pissing in doorways, on patches of grass and in alleys but now there are cameras everywhere... to catch you doing what could, so easily, be prevented. GIVE US PISSOIRS! Legalise public wees. And weed while you're at it

205544  Grandmaster Fat: for revenge duct tape the lid and seat unitedly with a sign saying "don't touch the sides!"

205536  tib gubb: she's too young for you bro

205544  generic: How'd you do?

205518  necronomicon: @Butcherboy why not both?

205536  Yurishiro: @Yurishiro Newborn lobsters are nice.

205519  sparename: Now the Pyramids make more sense - Tributes to The Great god Viagris Of The Morning Pitched-Tent

205536  Yurishiro: @Yurishiro wait...

205536  Yurishiro: Newborn shrimps are nice.

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205404 piranharama: @Hokie333 A shuttle huh? Seems like cheating to me.

205496 White Rice: @Felicity That is true (had some friends over the years who had that issue, had to double up with a belt & suspenders to keep everything under control) and we can't see enough of this individual to gauge much beyond their pants, jacket & crack. It's just there have been so many instances where there shouldn't have been any issue with using a belt, and constant disaster. Side note: I only now noticed the guy in this image didn't use the belt loops of the pants (at least not the one we can see in the image). That could add to their pant problems.

205418 Sadbot: Cocaine is an awful drug for 80s nostalgia douches, but legalizing it in all the Americas would help fight corruption

205333 bug: @dope I think Strong Bad is back and posting on AG

205371 Haute and sweaty: @Yam Woah.

205384 apoxia: I also have a minidisk player! I used to use it to record my band at gigs.

205378 apoxia: Affect also means emotion. I use it a lot in my job as a psychologist.

205346 Knice: @fanny Yeah, but I don't want it gettin' all uppity-like. :-D

205372 Dominus Umbrae: Me too @Zampano

205377 apoxia: I'm a psychologist and this year I worked with two men who had become acutely unwell and were in the psychiatric ward with anxiety about their tax returns being a primary trigger. They both had beliefs at delusional intensity.



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a robot uploaded 205421 (730 points)
a robot uploaded 205213 (728 points)
veryblue uploaded 205200 (713 points)
jazzjunkie uploaded 205214 (704 points)
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11. Slickbrew: 1579 points
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Score:
777
 
 a robot: Image got only two comments but 759 points before being removed???? What the hell happened here?
 tib gubb: username/upload combo
 jochenau: Uh oh, someone angered the Wrathscot.
Image 162539   02-16-17   Uploaded by    cran vodka
Score:
360
 
 bug: Not wanting to pay for a retirement home, Ben sends his parents on an epic vacation.
 tib gubb: "what could possibly go wrong?"
 whiplash: It seemed like a good idea at the time.
 Borkf: Later, shitlords!
 ChubbyBuddy: you gonna get your shit slung like you never been slingshat
 Dick Inspector: I have a few people I would like to seat there.
 San DoDo: FIRE!!!
Image 162538   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
298
 
 Mr. Shine: *closes one eye, drops clothespin from end of nose*
 SunWukong: This belongs in the Pantheon of greatest images.
 sparename: Now that's a good chameleon!
Image 162537   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Vorm Gongo
Score:
680
 
 enfanta: @Robespierre biFURcated?
 Mr. Shine: @tib gubb No joke, there's a Mystery Hole tourist attraction near Fayetteville, WV that features a "gravity anomaly" that is TOTALLY worth the price of admission. I saw it whilst being a cynical, bitter teenager and it still was amazing.
 tib gubb: this is what happens when you camp too close to the mystery hole. you were warned.
 Robespierre: D'Log, bifurcated
 whiplash: Ralph the Lumberjack Magician and his Lovely Assistant Rover, ladies & gentlemen!
 Aimbot the great: Log Dog helped build Lincoln's cabin
 tritium: This took two or three views to figure out that it's not photoshop.
 Mr. Shine: Well i'm stumped.
 WTF: Dlog
 Mr. Butt: Doggo does a loggo.
 sparename: Not a catalogue
Image 162536   02-16-17   Uploaded by    LKoroton
Score:
277
 
 DrinkMixMan: THERE IS NO KETCHU, ONLY CHEESE
 mariofart: "But that just leaves lettuce and tomato!"
 Borkf: Cheeseburger, ONLY Dispair.
 Derp Herpigan: You know, sans ketchup, this is actually a "Happy Toast" as McDonalds, it's like a Grilled Cheese, but it's not.
 deeeeeeeez: That'll be $15 an hour, please.
 Ulillillia: Nothin' but cheese.
 Ulillillia: Nothin' but cheese.
 tib gubb: your child should be ashamed and you should be ashamed.
 AverageJoe: Minimum wage: graphical description
 Knice: Why is there bread?
 sparename: "I'll have fish, chips and peas without the peas, please"... "I'm sorry but we've run out of peas"... "OK, then, I'll have fish, chips and beans without the beans"
Image 162535   02-16-17   Uploaded by    ptrain
Score:
406
 
 Pizza: Getting a weird deja vu feeling from this
 hearsegirl: the rarely photographed suburban jellicle in its native habitat
 tib gubb: internet paparazzi
 petepuma: pawparazzi
 deeeeeeeez: Purrarazzi
 Ulillillia: Socks was nice
 Knice: AggroCon lookin' good.
 Albatross: New strategy for confuse-a-cat
 WTF: "Guys, I'm starting to think that maybe this isn't Beyonce."
 a robot: "Sir, are you aware you are a cat?"
Image 162534   02-16-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
253
 
 Pizza: No one on Facebook wants to know this.
 jochenau: @sparename I wanted the version with the fart retainer but it was too expensive :(
 Borkf: I'm sure your breath had nothing to do with it, you just have powerful farts.
 PenguinBartender: Classy. With a capital "C."
 WTF: @fanny Like the Oxford comma, his is known as the DeVos comma.
 Cami: You'd need to follow through to fog windows...um...so I've heard...
 whiplash: Too much information.
 fanny: I don't, like, your use of, commas
 ChubbyBuddy: Richard Moore needs to do a better job of anonymizing himself
 deeeeeeeez: Yes this totally happened.
 Peach: Which is it, today or tonight?
 sparename: My old Mini had a 'Mister' due to a leak in the heat exchanger. It also had holes in the driver's seat so the sponge could retain a fart till the next time I sat on it
 a robot: Sounds like a bigger problem than just it being cold out, buddy
Image 162533   02-16-17   Uploaded by    AceOfSpades
Score:
404
 
 ch: take a bite out of crime
 Borkf: Bring animals with guns to an animals with knives fight.
 Cami: Good boy, now bury it!
 Knice: An open-carry proponent that I could like. Now I've seen it all.
 PenguinBartender: "Hey Dad! You made this thing go boom and that other guy fell down and you threw this in a gutter down the street and I brought it back and -- OH! It's the nice police officer who gives me treats! HI POLICE OFFICER!"
 Mr. Butt: [comment redacted]
 bug: No more "who's a good boy". It's time to get real.
 Mr. Shine: He's got a gun!!!
 deeeeeeeez: Thyme for you to pay the piper, bitch.
 Peach: Put the steak on the floor, human. Tonight you're eating dog food.
 thecraftywolf: you sold me fake milkbone and i want my money back now and a milkbone
Image 162532   02-16-17   Uploaded by    SS Keith
Score:
328
 
 jochenau: Wait, *that's* the source of life?
 Lestrange: Gluten free, vegetarian and hypo-allergenic? Sounds like someone is a helicopter parent and is also making inappropriate choices for their teen.
 PenguinBartender: That "teen" skateboarder looks like he's 30. Would not recommend whatever is in these.
 whiplash: Steve Buscemi sez "I heartily endorse these pills, fellow kids!"
 deeeeeeeez: Pictured left: slacker who did not take vitamins. Pictured right: upstanding scholar who took 2 a day.
 ChubbyBuddy: slip it into moms coffee for instant death
 tokyopig: "we don't need vitamins anymore mom, all we need is instagram! gosh!" *button pressing resumes*
 Mr. Whiskers: Not sure whether to make a "how do you do" joke or a "not a cop" joke, so I'll just ponder whether they use the same model for the 55+ vitamins
Image 162531   02-16-17   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
Score:
254
 
 enfanta: One: why doesn't she cast a shadow? Two: her arm isn't anywhere long enough to touch the water from the diving board. Three: the angle of the water is wrong. Sorry. It just really bothers me.
 RiderFan: For a brief moment I read the water words as "lesbian". The image makes more sense as Levi, but it is now much less interesting.
 deeeeeeeez: This was me at age 12 waiting and hoping Phoebe Cates would pop out of my pool.
 bug: Not taking enough Power Teen has left her listless.
 whiplash: I keep thinking there must be a subliminal message in this art. Oh well, I'll figure it out when I get back from buying a new pair of Levis!
 Peach: *sigh* If only Levi's made a denim swimsuit...
 tritium: Look out for the Demogorgon.
Image 162530   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
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