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181880  apoxia: Got it half right.

181880  Teechur: And then he can send you a message that harvests financial information about you and sends it back to him. Or to a Nigerian prince.

181659  jazzjunkie: [geometry intensifies]

181548  PushyWebsite: What is happening? I can't read French.

181865  Ulillillia: @Mr. Butt username/comment combo

181877  tib gubb: that's certainly a level of quality

181877  WTF: uncontrolled swinging is the worst.

181833  WTF: @sparename skrillex?

181878  Volwen: Sucre Daddy

181802  apoxia: Well this is the most anatomically correct centaur I've seen in a while (no third set of limbs)

181723  jazzjunkie: This ping pong is strange.

181886  Mexico: Yes, Nancy, yes! I've been waiting so long for you to ask me that!

181859  ch: please ... my son is sick .. also delicious ... help

181822  apoxia: @Scoo I expect that wearing that necklace wouldn't have helped with the getting laid.

181726  jazzjunkie: Indeed.

181865  Mr. Butt: Hot sauce enemas are worse.

181731  jazzjunkie: I loved my dad. With fava beans and a nice Chianti.

181864  bug: TWO EDGY FOR ME

181839  apoxia: ho ho ho

181873  bug: Lots of disembodied cats on the AG tonight.

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181710 Bu7Z: @Stoner really though, argue, why is australia worse than the U.S. ..?

181730 Air Biscuit: Fish eggs, fish eggs, rolly polly fish eggs, fish eggs, fish eggs, eat them up. Yum.

181642 Felicity: I blame his haircut

181701 Hosebag: @Bu7Z We call it a "fly swatter". Or a kid beater if you are in Arkansas.

181644 Hosebag: @Felicity Take off, you hosers.

181702 Hosebag: @tritium calm down tritium, you got the job.

181654 enfanta: @A duck maybe I can change it around enough to avoid plagiarism...

181680 itskando: Pistons at dawn

181705 wolfpk: Because if your going to die, it might as well be in your sleep.

181801 wolfpk: @a robot Ha, it has been forever since I have seen that PSA. I knew it the second it came up



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11. Bob: 2240 points
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Score:
777
 
 a robot: Image got only two comments but 759 points before being removed???? What the hell happened here?
 tib gubb: username/upload combo
 jochenau: Uh oh, someone angered the Wrathscot.
Image 162539   02-16-17   Uploaded by    cran vodka
Score:
331
 
 bug: Not wanting to pay for a retirement home, Ben sends his parents on an epic vacation.
 tib gubb: "what could possibly go wrong?"
 whiplash: It seemed like a good idea at the time.
 Borkf: Later, shitlords!
 ChubbyBuddy: you gonna get your shit slung like you never been slingshat
 Dick Inspector: I have a few people I would like to seat there.
 San DoDo: FIRE!!!
Image 162538   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
298
 
 Mr. Shine: *closes one eye, drops clothespin from end of nose*
 SunWukong: This belongs in the Pantheon of greatest images.
 sparename: Now that's a good chameleon!
Image 162537   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Vorm Gongo
Score:
657
 
 enfanta: @Robespierre biFURcated?
 Mr. Shine: @tib gubb No joke, there's a Mystery Hole tourist attraction near Fayetteville, WV that features a "gravity anomaly" that is TOTALLY worth the price of admission. I saw it whilst being a cynical, bitter teenager and it still was amazing.
 tib gubb: this is what happens when you camp too close to the mystery hole. you were warned.
 Robespierre: D'Log, bifurcated
 whiplash: Ralph the Lumberjack Magician and his Lovely Assistant Rover, ladies & gentlemen!
 Aimbot the great: Log Dog helped build Lincoln's cabin
 tritium: This took two or three views to figure out that it's not photoshop.
 Mr. Shine: Well i'm stumped.
 WTF: Dlog
 Mr. Butt: Doggo does a loggo.
 sparename: Not a catalogue
Image 162536   02-16-17   Uploaded by    LKoroton
Score:
277
 
 DrinkMixMan: THERE IS NO KETCHU, ONLY CHEESE
 mariofart: "But that just leaves lettuce and tomato!"
 Borkf: Cheeseburger, ONLY Dispair.
 Derp Herpigan: You know, sans ketchup, this is actually a "Happy Toast" as McDonalds, it's like a Grilled Cheese, but it's not.
 deeeeeeeez: That'll be $15 an hour, please.
 Ulillillia: Nothin' but cheese.
 Ulillillia: Nothin' but cheese.
 tib gubb: your child should be ashamed and you should be ashamed.
 AverageJoe: Minimum wage: graphical description
 Knice: Why is there bread?
 sparename: "I'll have fish, chips and peas without the peas, please"... "I'm sorry but we've run out of peas"... "OK, then, I'll have fish, chips and beans without the beans"
Image 162535   02-16-17   Uploaded by    ptrain
Score:
406
 
 Pizza: Getting a weird deja vu feeling from this
 hearsegirl: the rarely photographed suburban jellicle in its native habitat
 tib gubb: internet paparazzi
 petepuma: pawparazzi
 deeeeeeeez: Purrarazzi
 Ulillillia: Socks was nice
 Knice: AggroCon lookin' good.
 Albatross: New strategy for confuse-a-cat
 WTF: "Guys, I'm starting to think that maybe this isn't Beyonce."
 a robot: "Sir, are you aware you are a cat?"
Image 162534   02-16-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
253
 
 Pizza: No one on Facebook wants to know this.
 jochenau: @sparename I wanted the version with the fart retainer but it was too expensive :(
 Borkf: I'm sure your breath had nothing to do with it, you just have powerful farts.
 PenguinBartender: Classy. With a capital "C."
 WTF: @fanny Like the Oxford comma, his is known as the DeVos comma.
 Cami: You'd need to follow through to fog windows...um...so I've heard...
 whiplash: Too much information.
 fanny: I don't, like, your use of, commas
 ChubbyBuddy: Richard Moore needs to do a better job of anonymizing himself
 deeeeeeeez: Yes this totally happened.
 Peach: Which is it, today or tonight?
 sparename: My old Mini had a 'Mister' due to a leak in the heat exchanger. It also had holes in the driver's seat so the sponge could retain a fart till the next time I sat on it
 a robot: Sounds like a bigger problem than just it being cold out, buddy
Image 162533   02-16-17   Uploaded by    AceOfSpades
Score:
380
 
 ch: take a bite out of crime
 Borkf: Bring animals with guns to an animals with knives fight.
 Cami: Good boy, now bury it!
 Knice: An open-carry proponent that I could like. Now I've seen it all.
 PenguinBartender: "Hey Dad! You made this thing go boom and that other guy fell down and you threw this in a gutter down the street and I brought it back and -- OH! It's the nice police officer who gives me treats! HI POLICE OFFICER!"
 Mr. Butt: [comment redacted]
 bug: No more "who's a good boy". It's time to get real.
 Mr. Shine: He's got a gun!!!
 deeeeeeeez: Thyme for you to pay the piper, bitch.
 Peach: Put the steak on the floor, human. Tonight you're eating dog food.
 thecraftywolf: you sold me fake milkbone and i want my money back now and a milkbone
Image 162532   02-16-17   Uploaded by    SS Keith
Score:
328
 
 jochenau: Wait, *that's* the source of life?
 Lestrange: Gluten free, vegetarian and hypo-allergenic? Sounds like someone is a helicopter parent and is also making inappropriate choices for their teen.
 PenguinBartender: That "teen" skateboarder looks like he's 30. Would not recommend whatever is in these.
 whiplash: Steve Buscemi sez "I heartily endorse these pills, fellow kids!"
 deeeeeeeez: Pictured left: slacker who did not take vitamins. Pictured right: upstanding scholar who took 2 a day.
 ChubbyBuddy: slip it into moms coffee for instant death
 tokyopig: "we don't need vitamins anymore mom, all we need is instagram! gosh!" *button pressing resumes*
 Mr. Whiskers: Not sure whether to make a "how do you do" joke or a "not a cop" joke, so I'll just ponder whether they use the same model for the 55+ vitamins
Image 162531   02-16-17   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
Score:
203
 
 enfanta: One: why doesn't she cast a shadow? Two: her arm isn't anywhere long enough to touch the water from the diving board. Three: the angle of the water is wrong. Sorry. It just really bothers me.
 RiderFan: For a brief moment I read the water words as "lesbian". The image makes more sense as Levi, but it is now much less interesting.
 deeeeeeeez: This was me at age 12 waiting and hoping Phoebe Cates would pop out of my pool.
 bug: Not taking enough Power Teen has left her listless.
 whiplash: I keep thinking there must be a subliminal message in this art. Oh well, I'll figure it out when I get back from buying a new pair of Levis!
 Peach: *sigh* If only Levi's made a denim swimsuit...
 tritium: Look out for the Demogorgon.
Image 162530   02-16-17   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
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