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205549  potato: Those would be automatic black ice generators where I live.

205535  Volwen: Newborn shrimps are nice.

205548  Mustyrats: because he is hot.

205547  King Polly: I don't think I have ever seen a real mouse hole.

205532  Teechur: SPORTSBALL TEAM

205483  sparename: Protected against small pieces of impossibly ancient rock travelling through space at speeds measured in miles per millisecond but not against slow-moving floors

205484  sparename: I DROVE THERE! 600 miles from the UK without a problem, then reversed into a light pole (off camera right) 'cos the (Swiss) guy watching my back yelled at the wrong window - me being in a right-hand drive truck and all..

205546  Mike Michael: One direction has a stipulation for their concert venues that totally male audience members urinate on them backstage during intermission. Ticketmaster charges a $14 fee for this.

205487  sparename: "The Land That Tokes Forgot - Beyond The Camberwell Carrot"

205496  White Rice: @Felicity That is true (had some friends over the years who had that issue, had to double up with a belt & suspenders to keep everything under control) and we can't see enough of this individual to gauge much beyond their pants, jacket & crack. It's just there have been so many instances where there shouldn't have been any issue with using a belt, and constant disaster. Side note: I only now noticed the guy in this image didn't use the belt loops of the pants (at least not the one we can see in the image). That could add to their pant problems.

205494  sparename: "Donn't diss dickslecksick dinasours"

205537  tib gubb: in a surprise twist, that's the child's name

205546  parrotsnest: I think the real question along everyone's minds is... why were you at a One Direction concert?

205516  sparename: I love it when other countries have simple solutions to issues that, here in England, anyway, cause lots of aggro, disgust, unsanitary conditions and wastes of police time. Big cities have closed all their public toilets, there are queues to get into most bars (that don't want you coming in for a piss without buying anything, anyway), guys(and girls!) end up pissing in doorways, on patches of grass and in alleys but now there are cameras everywhere... to catch you doing what could, so easily, be prevented. GIVE US PISSOIRS! Legalise public wees. And weed while you're at it

205544  Grandmaster Fat: for revenge duct tape the lid and seat unitedly with a sign saying "don't touch the sides!"

205536  tib gubb: she's too young for you bro

205544  generic: How'd you do?

205518  necronomicon: @Butcherboy why not both?

205536  Yurishiro: @Yurishiro Newborn lobsters are nice.

205519  sparename: Now the Pyramids make more sense - Tributes to The Great god Viagris Of The Morning Pitched-Tent

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205485 DrinkMixMan: Ha, yeah, my girlfriend is pretty white

205371 Haute and sweaty: @Yam Woah.

205346 Knice: @fanny Yeah, but I don't want it gettin' all uppity-like. :-D

205372 Dominus Umbrae: Me too @Zampano

205384 apoxia: I also have a minidisk player! I used to use it to record my band at gigs.

205333 bug: @dope I think Strong Bad is back and posting on AG

205378 apoxia: Affect also means emotion. I use it a lot in my job as a psychologist.

205404 piranharama: @Hokie333 A shuttle huh? Seems like cheating to me.

205496 White Rice: @Felicity That is true (had some friends over the years who had that issue, had to double up with a belt & suspenders to keep everything under control) and we can't see enough of this individual to gauge much beyond their pants, jacket & crack. It's just there have been so many instances where there shouldn't have been any issue with using a belt, and constant disaster. Side note: I only now noticed the guy in this image didn't use the belt loops of the pants (at least not the one we can see in the image). That could add to their pant problems.

205377 apoxia: I'm a psychologist and this year I worked with two men who had become acutely unwell and were in the psychiatric ward with anxiety about their tax returns being a primary trigger. They both had beliefs at delusional intensity.



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 tib gubb: yeah... i totally hate pants too.
 Zampano: I see that
 Prostata: DOWN WITH PANTS!
 whiplash: But what is your opinion about shirts? And underwear? Aren't they just part of Big Clothing's plot to subdue & exploit us?
 grizzly: I fuckin LOVE pants.
 Whatever: Pants and long socks work pretty darn well at keeping ticks off your legs in my neck of the woods
 Suburbanmom: I also hate pants
 well duh: This is my wife when she gets home from work
 Jabberwikket: I think I'm in love
 Snake Jesus: Pants are just shoes for your legs.
 Nothing: I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear
 tokyopig: Very informative, I hope we can have another friendly debriefing soon.
 Nope: As a Canadian I need pants to protect my neither regions for the cold, therefore a compromise is comfy pants. Sweat pants and pajama pants are the only acceptable forms of pants. The rest can fuck right off.
 A duck: Do we really NEED pants, anyway?
 a robot: @Derp Herpigan I was thinking of @Peter Pantsless when I uploaded this, yes :D
 ignatz: Praps you might develop a dislike for t shirts as well?
 Derp Herpigan: Heya, Peter, ya seeing this?
Image 162472   02-15-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
304
 
 whiplash: I had a nice Valentine's dinner with my special piece of Ass.
 A duck: Come in! Have a seat! Stay a while! In fact, stay down here in Hell FOREVER!!!
 Mr. Butt: no. n-NO!
Image 162471   02-15-17   Uploaded by    SkidSolo
Score:
401
 
 whiplash: @tokyopig: You're right, it's Famous MonsterS magazine. Clearly a bogus quote hoping to fool the unwary.
 EvilOtter: I wish my middle name was "Texas Chain Saw Massacre". Having the middle name of "Danger" gets old quick. I'm actually very risk adverse.
 Niels Bohr: These Hungry Man meals never look as appetizing as the picture on the box.
 square44: not a great name, the microwave is incidental to the actual massacring.
 WTF: Wow! I used to see this VHS box at the local video rental place when I was a kid! It always freaked me out!
 illBilliam: Yeah it might be set to well done, but that noggin is still going to be cold as ice in the middle.
 BavidDowie: You're never getting the hair smell out of that microwave.
 tokyopig: "You'd think if they were going to make up a quote, they'd at least say something positive about their own movie" ---Obviously Nonexistent Magazine.
 a robot: Jackie Vernon was the voice of Frosty the Snowman in the cartoon movie from 1969. He was also in this, apparently.
Image 162470   02-15-17   Uploaded by    soccer
Score:
177
 
 funny in the wall: I've seen supermarkets in Ukraine with separate liquor and vodka isles
 Zampano: oh, now i understand. Im not an alcoholic, i just have a produce problem :)
 Bu7Z: Five serves a day kids!
 jochenau: This would probably be a decent way to hide the booze from a nontrivial number of people.
 Red: grapes are a fruit
 WaffleIron: I'm sure this validates people stereotypes of russians.
Image 162469   02-15-17   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
Score:
154
 
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Image 162468   02-15-17   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
445
 
 Skinr: I was wondering what Hedorah the Smog Monster was up to these days
 Wet farts: You divided by zero again didn't you?
 LKoroton: Never fart around a volcano
 Derp Herpigan: "And I hate *this* place in particular!"
 Kohapi: When God finally lays his dick on the table.
Image 162467   02-15-17   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
352
 
 EvilOtter: Remember that movie Face/Off with Nic Cage & Travolta? Somebody thought it would be a good idea to make that movie. They were wrong.
 Mexico: I'm going to make far better use of your body than you ever will, Jimmy.
 WaffleIron: "Tell us what you thought of this." I fucking hate that monkey.
Image 162466   02-15-17   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
185
 
 Kohapi: I wanted white mousse, Andre! White Mousse!
Image 162465   02-15-17   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
Score:
122
 
 Zampano: These Wheaties are weird
 Peach: Synergy. After they beat this dead horse they can it and sell it.
Image 162464   02-15-17   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
469
 
 Zampano: I hear that
 LKoroton: I also prefer liquid nitrogen lakes
 Darmstadtium: Me too...
 Snake Jesus: ...same? Same.
Image 162463   02-15-17   Uploaded by    twitter
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