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169041  Aufziehvogel: Oh is it march yet?

169056  Aufziehvogel: She's rubbing her ass on America :)

169036  Joseph: Those are rainbow windows, it's not a gray thing it's just for fun.

169050  Flarmie: When Steve In Accounting rejects your submission.

169062  Flarmie: @Scoo More people should mark this as a great comment, I think.

169100  Scoo: Congratulations?

169086  Flarmie: My face every time I turn on the news.

169100  Mexico: And yet you didn't whack off your photo. For shame.

169098  Minnesotan: impressive lifting that with one hand

169090  addend: Ol' Dirty Custard.

169095  Peter Pantsless: lol @ "silent"

169099  addend: (Stops asking whether you floss.)

169018  addend: A more effective warning sign than #169029.

169046  addend: Falls.

169047  addend: (Makes /this/ the exam. Grades it based on deviation from the mean response.)

169067  Poncho: @Theta Zero it's garbage can, not garbage cannot

169095  enfanta: 25% is a majority? Is this more of the DeVos math?

169097  enfanta: I wonder if he's going to pop the question?

169064  addend: Pastalami.

169073  addend: Hand-soap inspectors have boring jobs.

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168989 Snake Jesus: Mythical fun fact: Thor's chariot is drawn by two goats, named Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjstr ("chompers-barer" and "chompers-grinder"). If it's good enough for the God of Thunder, it's good enough for me.

168910 Teechur: @UltraBeverly Please don't perpetuate that myth. Try not to let flags touch the ground out of respect. If it gets dirty, wash it. If it's torn, repair it. If it is too far gone or too faded, THEN retire it, preferably by burning. Our Boy Scout Troop retires flags every year on or around Flag Day.

168914 Disclosure: come on @tokyopig

168957 well duh: @Mr. Butt or, the new-age term "soft-tissue challenged"

168975 Dan Tagonistic: @Himesama I need to check out the film

168999 Cami: What are you guys gonna' do when it actually gets cold?

168988 Gomi Day: collecting grumpers with our pumper.

168905 tokyopig: @Snake Jesus A good friend once told me the thought of growing old as a woman terrified them. Not sure why I'm bringing that up but here it is.

168893 hearsegirl: @WaffleIron yes.

168933 ch: jesus christ, again? i'll go to the store and get more bunnies



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SunWukong uploaded 168977 (814 points)
Red uploaded 168948 (808 points)
skunkrocker uploaded 168839 (787 points)
shelledfauna uploaded 168787 (763 points)
Thyming uploaded 168964 (736 points)
hat thrab uploaded 169010 (734 points)
Mexico uploaded 168985 (725 points)
KrazyKat uploaded 168591 (717 points)
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10. Warrax: 2849 points
11. Peter Pantsless: 2825 points
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13. Thyming: 2455 points
14. Dan Tagonistic: 2450 points
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Score:
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 tib gubb: yeah... i totally hate pants too.
 Zampano: I see that
 Prostata: DOWN WITH PANTS!
 whiplash: But what is your opinion about shirts? And underwear? Aren't they just part of Big Clothing's plot to subdue & exploit us?
 grizzly: I fuckin LOVE pants.
 Whatever: Pants and long socks work pretty darn well at keeping ticks off your legs in my neck of the woods
 Suburbanmom: I also hate pants
 well duh: This is my wife when she gets home from work
 Jabberwikket: I think I'm in love
 Snake Jesus: Pants are just shoes for your legs.
 Nothing: I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear
 tokyopig: Very informative, I hope we can have another friendly debriefing soon.
 Nope: As a Canadian I need pants to protect my neither regions for the cold, therefore a compromise is comfy pants. Sweat pants and pajama pants are the only acceptable forms of pants. The rest can fuck right off.
 A duck: Do we really NEED pants, anyway?
 a robot: @Derp Herpigan I was thinking of @Peter Pantsless when I uploaded this, yes :D
 ignatz: Praps you might develop a dislike for t shirts as well?
 Derp Herpigan: Heya, Peter, ya seeing this?
Image 162472   02-15-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
304
 
 whiplash: I had a nice Valentine's dinner with my special piece of Ass.
 A duck: Come in! Have a seat! Stay a while! In fact, stay down here in Hell FOREVER!!!
 Mr. Butt: no. n-NO!
Image 162471   02-15-17   Uploaded by    SkidSolo
Score:
401
 
 whiplash: @tokyopig: You're right, it's Famous MonsterS magazine. Clearly a bogus quote hoping to fool the unwary.
 EvilOtter: I wish my middle name was "Texas Chain Saw Massacre". Having the middle name of "Danger" gets old quick. I'm actually very risk adverse.
 Niels Bohr: These Hungry Man meals never look as appetizing as the picture on the box.
 square44: not a great name, the microwave is incidental to the actual massacring.
 WTF: Wow! I used to see this VHS box at the local video rental place when I was a kid! It always freaked me out!
 illBilliam: Yeah it might be set to well done, but that noggin is still going to be cold as ice in the middle.
 BavidDowie: You're never getting the hair smell out of that microwave.
 tokyopig: "You'd think if they were going to make up a quote, they'd at least say something positive about their own movie" ---Obviously Nonexistent Magazine.
 a robot: Jackie Vernon was the voice of Frosty the Snowman in the cartoon movie from 1969. He was also in this, apparently.
Image 162470   02-15-17   Uploaded by    soccer
Score:
151
 
 funny in the wall: I've seen supermarkets in Ukraine with separate liquor and vodka isles
 Zampano: oh, now i understand. Im not an alcoholic, i just have a produce problem :)
 Bu7Z: Five serves a day kids!
 jochenau: This would probably be a decent way to hide the booze from a nontrivial number of people.
 Red: grapes are a fruit
 WaffleIron: I'm sure this validates people stereotypes of russians.
Image 162469   02-15-17   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
Score:
154
 
Don't just vote rad or bad - leave a comment below!
Image 162468   02-15-17   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
422
 
 Skinr: I was wondering what Hedorah the Smog Monster was up to these days
 Wet farts: You divided by zero again didn't you?
 LKoroton: Never fart around a volcano
 Derp Herpigan: "And I hate *this* place in particular!"
 Kohapi: When God finally lays his dick on the table.
Image 162467   02-15-17   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
352
 
 EvilOtter: Remember that movie Face/Off with Nic Cage & Travolta? Somebody thought it would be a good idea to make that movie. They were wrong.
 Mexico: I'm going to make far better use of your body than you ever will, Jimmy.
 WaffleIron: "Tell us what you thought of this." I fucking hate that monkey.
Image 162466   02-15-17   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
185
 
 Kohapi: I wanted white mousse, Andre! White Mousse!
Image 162465   02-15-17   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
Score:
122
 
 Zampano: These Wheaties are weird
 Peach: Synergy. After they beat this dead horse they can it and sell it.
Image 162464   02-15-17   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
469
 
 Zampano: I hear that
 LKoroton: I also prefer liquid nitrogen lakes
 Darmstadtium: Me too...
 Snake Jesus: ...same? Same.
Image 162463   02-15-17   Uploaded by    twitter
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