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181530  PushyWebsite: They are not as expensive as hiring gaurds from Sodom. @piranharama

181879  Teechur: Look out! It's the Lice Squad!

181880  apoxia: Got it half right.

181880  Teechur: And then he can send you a message that harvests financial information about you and sends it back to him. Or to a Nigerian prince.

181659  jazzjunkie: [geometry intensifies]

181548  PushyWebsite: What is happening? I can't read French.

181865  Ulillillia: @Mr. Butt username/comment combo

181877  tib gubb: that's certainly a level of quality

181877  WTF: uncontrolled swinging is the worst.

181833  WTF: @sparename skrillex?

181878  Volwen: Sucre Daddy

181802  apoxia: Well this is the most anatomically correct centaur I've seen in a while (no third set of limbs)

181723  jazzjunkie: This ping pong is strange.

181886  Mexico: Yes, Nancy, yes! I've been waiting so long for you to ask me that!

181859  ch: please ... my son is sick .. also delicious ... help

181822  apoxia: @Scoo I expect that wearing that necklace wouldn't have helped with the getting laid.

181726  jazzjunkie: Indeed.

181865  Mr. Butt: Hot sauce enemas are worse.

181731  jazzjunkie: I loved my dad. With fava beans and a nice Chianti.

181864  bug: TWO EDGY FOR ME

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181710 Bu7Z: @Stoner really though, argue, why is australia worse than the U.S. ..?

181730 Air Biscuit: Fish eggs, fish eggs, rolly polly fish eggs, fish eggs, fish eggs, eat them up. Yum.

181642 Felicity: I blame his haircut

181701 Hosebag: @Bu7Z We call it a "fly swatter". Or a kid beater if you are in Arkansas.

181644 Hosebag: @Felicity Take off, you hosers.

181702 Hosebag: @tritium calm down tritium, you got the job.

181654 enfanta: @A duck maybe I can change it around enough to avoid plagiarism...

181680 itskando: Pistons at dawn

181705 wolfpk: Because if your going to die, it might as well be in your sleep.

181801 wolfpk: @a robot Ha, it has been forever since I have seen that PSA. I knew it the second it came up



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Score:
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 tib gubb: yeah... i totally hate pants too.
 Zampano: I see that
 Prostata: DOWN WITH PANTS!
 whiplash: But what is your opinion about shirts? And underwear? Aren't they just part of Big Clothing's plot to subdue & exploit us?
 grizzly: I fuckin LOVE pants.
 Whatever: Pants and long socks work pretty darn well at keeping ticks off your legs in my neck of the woods
 Suburbanmom: I also hate pants
 well duh: This is my wife when she gets home from work
 Jabberwikket: I think I'm in love
 Snake Jesus: Pants are just shoes for your legs.
 Nothing: I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear
 tokyopig: Very informative, I hope we can have another friendly debriefing soon.
 Nope: As a Canadian I need pants to protect my neither regions for the cold, therefore a compromise is comfy pants. Sweat pants and pajama pants are the only acceptable forms of pants. The rest can fuck right off.
 A duck: Do we really NEED pants, anyway?
 a robot: @Derp Herpigan I was thinking of @Peter Pantsless when I uploaded this, yes :D
 ignatz: Praps you might develop a dislike for t shirts as well?
 Derp Herpigan: Heya, Peter, ya seeing this?
Image 162472   02-15-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
304
 
 whiplash: I had a nice Valentine's dinner with my special piece of Ass.
 A duck: Come in! Have a seat! Stay a while! In fact, stay down here in Hell FOREVER!!!
 Mr. Butt: no. n-NO!
Image 162471   02-15-17   Uploaded by    SkidSolo
Score:
401
 
 whiplash: @tokyopig: You're right, it's Famous MonsterS magazine. Clearly a bogus quote hoping to fool the unwary.
 EvilOtter: I wish my middle name was "Texas Chain Saw Massacre". Having the middle name of "Danger" gets old quick. I'm actually very risk adverse.
 Niels Bohr: These Hungry Man meals never look as appetizing as the picture on the box.
 square44: not a great name, the microwave is incidental to the actual massacring.
 WTF: Wow! I used to see this VHS box at the local video rental place when I was a kid! It always freaked me out!
 illBilliam: Yeah it might be set to well done, but that noggin is still going to be cold as ice in the middle.
 BavidDowie: You're never getting the hair smell out of that microwave.
 tokyopig: "You'd think if they were going to make up a quote, they'd at least say something positive about their own movie" ---Obviously Nonexistent Magazine.
 a robot: Jackie Vernon was the voice of Frosty the Snowman in the cartoon movie from 1969. He was also in this, apparently.
Image 162470   02-15-17   Uploaded by    soccer
Score:
151
 
 funny in the wall: I've seen supermarkets in Ukraine with separate liquor and vodka isles
 Zampano: oh, now i understand. Im not an alcoholic, i just have a produce problem :)
 Bu7Z: Five serves a day kids!
 jochenau: This would probably be a decent way to hide the booze from a nontrivial number of people.
 Red: grapes are a fruit
 WaffleIron: I'm sure this validates people stereotypes of russians.
Image 162469   02-15-17   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
Score:
154
 
Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.
Image 162468   02-15-17   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
422
 
 Skinr: I was wondering what Hedorah the Smog Monster was up to these days
 Wet farts: You divided by zero again didn't you?
 LKoroton: Never fart around a volcano
 Derp Herpigan: "And I hate *this* place in particular!"
 Kohapi: When God finally lays his dick on the table.
Image 162467   02-15-17   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
352
 
 EvilOtter: Remember that movie Face/Off with Nic Cage & Travolta? Somebody thought it would be a good idea to make that movie. They were wrong.
 Mexico: I'm going to make far better use of your body than you ever will, Jimmy.
 WaffleIron: "Tell us what you thought of this." I fucking hate that monkey.
Image 162466   02-15-17   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
185
 
 Kohapi: I wanted white mousse, Andre! White Mousse!
Image 162465   02-15-17   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
Score:
122
 
 Zampano: These Wheaties are weird
 Peach: Synergy. After they beat this dead horse they can it and sell it.
Image 162464   02-15-17   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
469
 
 Zampano: I hear that
 LKoroton: I also prefer liquid nitrogen lakes
 Darmstadtium: Me too...
 Snake Jesus: ...same? Same.
Image 162463   02-15-17   Uploaded by    twitter
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