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175196  fakeusername: @Bu7Z ah yes that timeless sailor's fantasy of a fish with a booty

175193  Bu7Z: @Teechur and yet, a similar lesson could be taken away...

175200  Derp Herpigan: Kanye dig it?

175193  dangerous dave: There once was a pelican from Nantucket. ...No, wait.

175194  Bu7Z: I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling cats.

175184  Teechur: You're the wind beneath my wing....

175197  tritium: @ignatz They are basically airbags, designed to burst on impact and lessen the force of impact.

175195  Bu7Z: Somewhere, inside, five teens confront some old dude who mutters the words, 'I would have got away with it ,if it weren't for you mother fucking kuntz.

175197  dangerous dave: Who hacked my PC and stole my glamor shots?

175197  tritium: Long live the new flesh!

175185  Teechur: Don't worry. Just poopin' They already stole me lucky charms.

175172  dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?

175183  dangerkeith3000: @dangerous dave it was probably made before postal codes because standardized. zip code 98062 is in Washington and they used WN instead of the standard WA.

175196  Bu7Z: Personally, a human booty with a fish head is more versatile than a lady body from the waist up but all fishy from there down.

175186  Teechur: How a toddler view potty training.....

175188  Teechur: Why is it an officer that totes my goats?

175181  dangerous dave: @Bu7Z In this case it's kinda both.

175183  dangerous dave: Wait -- where the bleep is 'WN'?

175196  dangerkeith3000: sexy

175193  Teechur: @Bu7Z That poem seems to be worded differently from the one with which I am familiar....

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174993 zupobaloop: @piranharama "I wanna see your pea-cock, cock, cock" -- Katy Perry

175047 zodiacflash: And here we see the storage system of an entire megabyte and its round-the clock maintenance...

175153 Bu7Z: And maybe it was the Russians who poisoned a bunch of people in Syria. Think of trump and Putin as two guys in a WWE match. of course the heel is gonna loose, but he still gets paid for his performance. Syria comes off as the Spanish announcers desk.

175009 piranharama: @tib gubb Hello tech support, have you tried switching it off and on?

175163 Noremak: @Noremak Correction and clarification: Last pagan country in Europe.

174989 Mr. Shine: All I had was ONE cocktail, honest.

175097 Teechur: @Hokie33 That's what I'm afraid of! RIP GC.

175175 Noremak: @Bu7Z Save it for the after party at Aggro-Con 2017.

175170 Prostata: that is not how you make pressed ham

175039 Dan Tagonistic: *Swipes right



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 Shay: Know what's Scott Fitzgerald's lover's name is? Gerald Fitzscott.
 Meow: @Knice Everybody hates that book
 Skinr: The Ditto as Big as the Ritz
 Knice: @Meow Amen, I hated that book.
 Robespierre: "The goofy are different from you and I."
 Meow: Maybe this version would be somewhat decent and worth reading
 Peach: @Peter Pantsless youtube.com/…
 Peter Pantsless: *Throws elaborate Poke-Ball and invites rich people*
Image 162384   02-15-17   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
Score:
137
 
 SomeCanadian: *PLOP*
Image 162383   02-15-17   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
Score:
532
 
 Suburbanmom: What lovely butt plug selection
 Borkf: Go climb a cactus.
 chhumphrey: @Annoying Vegan right next to the rocket-powered roller skates...
 anonymous: Stay away from my wife
 Skinr: Sgt. Prickly's Lonely Cactus Club Band
 Zampano: I like that green one with the pricklies. See the one I'm pointing at? ... Nevermind
 Robespierre: That's a fine-lookin' finger-food buffet you got there, pard
 Annoying Vegan : @chhumphrey Where is the paint that can be used to make a tunnel entrance that turns out to be real?
 hearsegirl: I am experiencing euphorbia at the sight of such succulence!
 chhumphrey: Part of the prop room for the live action Road Runner cartoon series. Not shown: bucket full of tweezers.
 Peter Pantsless: I am not brave enough
 Albatross: These bongs are prickly
 Knice: What a buncha pricks.
Image 162382   02-15-17   Uploaded by    Rachelina
Score:
675
 
 Hosebag: @SomeCanadian Malfunctioning Eddy's father.
 Borkf: @Scoo I think this might be @Sadbot
 SomeCanadian: I feel like this should be in Futurama somewhere.
 Prostata: he must be nuclear powered. He's gone fission.
 Scoo: @a robot's country cousin!
 Amy Housewine: Aw hyuck
 chhumphrey: There he stands, brain the size of a planet and all people want him to do is get their food.
 Peter Pantsless: He loves fishing, but he's gotten a little rusty
Image 162381   02-15-17   Uploaded by    Big Baby
Score:
579
 
 Skaalar: Tiger-Head Galactus is less merciful than his humanoid cousin.
 SomeCanadian: Of course, no account of the solar system would be complete without mentioning the Grand Space Tigers and their cosmic mandate for terror and space-tuna.
 Skinr: Tiger! Tiger! Burning bright / In the starfields of the night
 Pizza: The original script for BBC's planet Earth
 HeCat Cherries: The original script for BBC's planet Earth
 wolfpk: Now those are big cats!
 Peach: In space no one can hear you roar.
 Peter Pantsless: Wait, I thought the constellation was "Leo"
 HeCat Cherries: The original script for BBC's planet Earth
 Otterman: Needs more cowbell
 tritium: Well of *course* it's rad.
Image 162380   02-15-17   Uploaded by    communist
Score:
627
 
 Mr Bleak: @Prostata I never did manage to evolve intelligent plants, and usually ended by bombarding it with comets till it drowned...
 Winterneuro: @Prostata me too!
 Skinr: This is Will Wrad
 Prostata: I LOVED THAT GAME
 Robespierre: 10 billion years? I haven't really got the time.
 Meow: I loved poking the earth in the eye as a kid
 bug: Yeah, but does it have giant space tigers in it?
 Peach: This makes me want to play SimAnt again!
 Otterman: Radded for Maxis / Sim. Played it muchly in 1991.
Image 162379   02-15-17   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
Score:
564
 
 Suburbanmom: This was my fav weapon in grade 3
 Robespierre: I'm diggin' these re-grooved Clue cards
 Science: So, amateur sleuth, how was the murder committed and where was the murder weapon? See page 87 for the answer!
 fanny: oh god yes. my siblings and i would stab each other with sticky, spit ladened candy canes every christmas. ''tis the season, motherfuckers.
 WTF: @Peter Pantsless For that minty fresh feeling that lasts for eternity.
 Peter Pantsless: The sweet embrace of death
 SomeCanadian: Grade school shank.
Image 162378   02-15-17   Uploaded by    Jason Steak
Score:
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 WaffleIron: @VoR : fairly sure it's spelled "hooman".
 VoR: @WaffleIron Day three Of the web. No one suspects I'm a cat...Uh I mean human..Do I?
 WaffleIron: @VoR that's the trap!
 Beef Supreme: Not everyone has been trapped in an office cube.
 VoR: I've been looking at this image for an hour now. I feel it has some bearing on my life but it's not clear to me. I'll come back in five and study it again.
 Knice: Ah, the temptation to make up a fake name or leave it blank...
Image 162377   02-15-17   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
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 Snake Jesus: [PROPELLER NOISES INTENSIFY]
 petepuma: IT'S WHISPER QUIET
 Knice: @ignatz Hahah, I immediately thought of you: #115742
 sparename: Make this again now, with electric motors and 6-axis gyros, then, at the push of a button, the pilot will be able to do neat 360 flips
 Peter Pantsless: "This'll show those damn birds!"
 Scoo: Looks fun
 ignatz: Still my heart..
Image 162376   02-15-17   Uploaded by    nclaw
Score:
498
 
 Dr Awkward: @Albatross "Welcome to the WOOOORRRLD of Tomorrow... Chicken"
 Albatross: Maybe Fry is just in a freezer somewhere @Dr Awkward
 sparename: "We power this site with cormorants...ooh, my bad.."
 Dr Awkward: @Albatross I have a Rooster named Zoidbird! We had two hens named Fry and Leela, but Fry (perhaps unsurprisingly) died :(
 Albatross: Why not Zoidbird!
 PenguinBartender: Mmmph! *translation: Mine!*
 Mac: I can't believe I ate that whole thing.
 sparename: "I've just eaten a HUUUUGE eagle"
 Knice: Gthullhu
Image 162375   02-15-17   Uploaded by    Admiral Alan
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