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169041  Aufziehvogel: Oh is it march yet?

169056  Aufziehvogel: She's rubbing her ass on America :)

169036  Joseph: Those are rainbow windows, it's not a gray thing it's just for fun.

169050  Flarmie: When Steve In Accounting rejects your submission.

169062  Flarmie: @Scoo More people should mark this as a great comment, I think.

169100  Scoo: Congratulations?

169086  Flarmie: My face every time I turn on the news.

169100  Mexico: And yet you didn't whack off your photo. For shame.

169098  Minnesotan: impressive lifting that with one hand

169090  addend: Ol' Dirty Custard.

169095  Peter Pantsless: lol @ "silent"

169099  addend: (Stops asking whether you floss.)

169018  addend: A more effective warning sign than #169029.

169046  addend: Falls.

169047  addend: (Makes /this/ the exam. Grades it based on deviation from the mean response.)

169067  Poncho: @Theta Zero it's garbage can, not garbage cannot

169095  enfanta: 25% is a majority? Is this more of the DeVos math?

169097  enfanta: I wonder if he's going to pop the question?

169064  addend: Pastalami.

169073  addend: Hand-soap inspectors have boring jobs.

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168989 Snake Jesus: Mythical fun fact: Thor's chariot is drawn by two goats, named Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjstr ("chompers-barer" and "chompers-grinder"). If it's good enough for the God of Thunder, it's good enough for me.

168910 Teechur: @UltraBeverly Please don't perpetuate that myth. Try not to let flags touch the ground out of respect. If it gets dirty, wash it. If it's torn, repair it. If it is too far gone or too faded, THEN retire it, preferably by burning. Our Boy Scout Troop retires flags every year on or around Flag Day.

168914 Disclosure: come on @tokyopig

168957 well duh: @Mr. Butt or, the new-age term "soft-tissue challenged"

168975 Dan Tagonistic: @Himesama I need to check out the film

168999 Cami: What are you guys gonna' do when it actually gets cold?

168988 Gomi Day: collecting grumpers with our pumper.

168905 tokyopig: @Snake Jesus A good friend once told me the thought of growing old as a woman terrified them. Not sure why I'm bringing that up but here it is.

168893 hearsegirl: @WaffleIron yes.

168933 ch: jesus christ, again? i'll go to the store and get more bunnies



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Thyming uploaded 168981 (872 points)
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Popsicle Dream uploaded 168903 (825 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 168758 (814 points)
SunWukong uploaded 168977 (814 points)
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skunkrocker uploaded 168839 (787 points)
shelledfauna uploaded 168787 (763 points)
Thyming uploaded 168964 (736 points)
hat thrab uploaded 169010 (734 points)
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KrazyKat uploaded 168591 (717 points)
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 6. SunWukong: 5100 points
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 8. Micro Jackson: 4462 points
 9. Mexico: 3078 points
10. Warrax: 2849 points
11. Peter Pantsless: 2825 points
12. Scoo: 2706 points
13. Thyming: 2455 points
14. Dan Tagonistic: 2450 points
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Score:
752
 
 WaffleIron: @VoR : fairly sure it's spelled "hooman".
 VoR: @WaffleIron Day three Of the web. No one suspects I'm a cat...Uh I mean human..Do I?
 WaffleIron: @VoR that's the trap!
 Beef Supreme: Not everyone has been trapped in an office cube.
 VoR: I've been looking at this image for an hour now. I feel it has some bearing on my life but it's not clear to me. I'll come back in five and study it again.
 Knice: Ah, the temptation to make up a fake name or leave it blank...
Image 162377   02-15-17   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
353
 
 Snake Jesus: [PROPELLER NOISES INTENSIFY]
 petepuma: IT'S WHISPER QUIET
 Knice: @ignatz Hahah, I immediately thought of you: #115742
 sparename: Make this again now, with electric motors and 6-axis gyros, then, at the push of a button, the pilot will be able to do neat 360 flips
 Peter Pantsless: "This'll show those damn birds!"
 Scoo: Looks fun
 ignatz: Still my heart..
Image 162376   02-15-17   Uploaded by    nclaw
Score:
498
 
 Dr Awkward: @Albatross "Welcome to the WOOOORRRLD of Tomorrow... Chicken"
 Albatross: Maybe Fry is just in a freezer somewhere @Dr Awkward
 sparename: "We power this site with cormorants...ooh, my bad.."
 Dr Awkward: @Albatross I have a Rooster named Zoidbird! We had two hens named Fry and Leela, but Fry (perhaps unsurprisingly) died :(
 Albatross: Why not Zoidbird!
 PenguinBartender: Mmmph! *translation: Mine!*
 Mac: I can't believe I ate that whole thing.
 sparename: "I've just eaten a HUUUUGE eagle"
 Knice: Gthullhu
Image 162375   02-15-17   Uploaded by    Admiral Alan
Score:
379
 
 Skaalar: "Fuck it, let's get drinks."
 Robespierre: These chili cookoffs are getting a little out of hand
 Meow: Somebody left tinfoil in the microwave
 chhumphrey: Someone broke the wrong block in Minecraft again, didn't they?
 VoR: Lava: All your base belong to us. LOL.
 SomeCanadian: This will affect property values, wont it?
 tritium: Well... fuck.
 Scoo: There goes the neighborhood!
 Ulillillia: tinyurl.com/…
Image 162374   02-15-17   Uploaded by    Pop That Ponzi
Score:
677
 
 DrinkMixMan: He's a pre-op penguin.
 DrinkMixMan: Duxedo
 SomeCanadian: @msmstud A gradiose goose, perhaps?
 fanny: eating those Club quackers, no doubt
 Robespierre: Honk, damn you
 Bu7Z: Well that's just the ducks tux
 msmstud: Dapper duck. Well-to-do waterfowl.
Image 162373   02-15-17   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
Score:
327
 
 Robespierre: @KingTrebek Four weeks until that peanut butter expires - get eatin'!
 KingTrebek: @Robespierre that's my favorite store
 guest: just fuck my shit up
 Pizza: @msmstud You raise a good question. Unity through absurdity, like on the Friendly Spaceship?
 Robespierre: On special down at Big Lots this week
 msmstud: What's the point of being weird if it's uniform?
Image 162372   02-15-17   Uploaded by    metallica
Score:
349
 
 Eleftheros: @SomeCanadian their slashfic name
 chhumphrey: Ode to DC/AC
 AutoDisaster: Apostate!
 msmstud: Aw jeez, no-one show this to Matt Inman.
 Bu7Z: Trying to steal teslas Thunder.
 SomeCanadian: Tedison? Never heard of him.
Image 162371   02-15-17   Uploaded by    veryblue
Score:
421
 
 Science: I wish you would step off of that ledge, my friend.
 msmstud: As a terrible person, I instantly conjured an alternate version, where he whacks the jumper on the back with a shout of "YOU'RE IT!", and as the victim plummets the murderer says "no backsies".
 fanny: someone please tag buttonhorn
 Scoo: You can't die knowing you're it!
Image 162370   02-15-17   Uploaded by    claphands
Score:
786
 
 toad: This is why they hate us @Meow
 Skaalar: That must be some magical object you got his attention with.
 Meow: Has just been told the truth about Dog Santa
 Annoying Vegan : I love you and you can have anything you want.
 Bu7Z: @ThatGuy fuck I hope it's me, is it me, tell me it's me!
 Mr. Shine: Wanna hug this doggo!!!
 ThatGuy: Who's a good boy?
Image 162369   02-15-17   Uploaded by    Tacorleone
Score:
246
 
 Prostata: NOPE!
 Otterman: Who's a good boy?
 Bu7Z: It's photoshopped, but I'm replaying skyrim atm so big ass spiders are creepin' me out now so Rad.
 Whatever: It's nice to see someone is taking the time to take Trump's hair piece for a little walk.
Image 162368   02-15-17   Uploaded by    highdra
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