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205535  Volwen: Newborn shrimps are nice.

205548  Mustyrats: because he is hot.

205547  King Polly: I don't think I have ever seen a real mouse hole.

205532  Teechur: SPORTSBALL TEAM

205483  sparename: Protected against small pieces of impossibly ancient rock travelling through space at speeds measured in miles per millisecond but not against slow-moving floors

205484  sparename: I DROVE THERE! 600 miles from the UK without a problem, then reversed into a light pole (off camera right) 'cos the (Swiss) guy watching my back yelled at the wrong window - me being in a right-hand drive truck and all..

205546  Mike Michael: One direction has a stipulation for their concert venues that totally male audience members urinate on them backstage during intermission. Ticketmaster charges a $14 fee for this.

205487  sparename: "The Land That Tokes Forgot - Beyond The Camberwell Carrot"

205496  White Rice: @Felicity That is true (had some friends over the years who had that issue, had to double up with a belt & suspenders to keep everything under control) and we can't see enough of this individual to gauge much beyond their pants, jacket & crack. It's just there have been so many instances where there shouldn't have been any issue with using a belt, and constant disaster. Side note: I only now noticed the guy in this image didn't use the belt loops of the pants (at least not the one we can see in the image). That could add to their pant problems.

205494  sparename: "Donn't diss dickslecksick dinasours"

205537  tib gubb: in a surprise twist, that's the child's name

205546  parrotsnest: I think the real question along everyone's minds is... why were you at a One Direction concert?

205516  sparename: I love it when other countries have simple solutions to issues that, here in England, anyway, cause lots of aggro, disgust, unsanitary conditions and wastes of police time. Big cities have closed all their public toilets, there are queues to get into most bars (that don't want you coming in for a piss without buying anything, anyway), guys(and girls!) end up pissing in doorways, on patches of grass and in alleys but now there are cameras everywhere... to catch you doing what could, so easily, be prevented. GIVE US PISSOIRS! Legalise public wees. And weed while you're at it

205544  Grandmaster Fat: for revenge duct tape the lid and seat unitedly with a sign saying "don't touch the sides!"

205536  tib gubb: she's too young for you bro

205544  generic: How'd you do?

205518  necronomicon: @Butcherboy why not both?

205536  Yurishiro: @Yurishiro Newborn lobsters are nice.

205519  sparename: Now the Pyramids make more sense - Tributes to The Great god Viagris Of The Morning Pitched-Tent

205536  Yurishiro: @Yurishiro wait...

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3. Ulillillia
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9. apoxia
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205485 DrinkMixMan: Ha, yeah, my girlfriend is pretty white

205371 Haute and sweaty: @Yam Woah.

205346 Knice: @fanny Yeah, but I don't want it gettin' all uppity-like. :-D

205372 Dominus Umbrae: Me too @Zampano

205384 apoxia: I also have a minidisk player! I used to use it to record my band at gigs.

205333 bug: @dope I think Strong Bad is back and posting on AG

205378 apoxia: Affect also means emotion. I use it a lot in my job as a psychologist.

205404 piranharama: @Hokie333 A shuttle huh? Seems like cheating to me.

205496 White Rice: @Felicity That is true (had some friends over the years who had that issue, had to double up with a belt & suspenders to keep everything under control) and we can't see enough of this individual to gauge much beyond their pants, jacket & crack. It's just there have been so many instances where there shouldn't have been any issue with using a belt, and constant disaster. Side note: I only now noticed the guy in this image didn't use the belt loops of the pants (at least not the one we can see in the image). That could add to their pant problems.

205377 apoxia: I'm a psychologist and this year I worked with two men who had become acutely unwell and were in the psychiatric ward with anxiety about their tax returns being a primary trigger. They both had beliefs at delusional intensity.



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 Prostata: dammit that's too cute to eat
 illBilliam: Breakfast in bed
 Bu7Z: Omletting the bear get away with this, just like you're letting me get away with this comment..
 thecraftywolf: that looks like an un-bear-ably stiff bed *rimshot*
Image 162358   02-15-17   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Score:
178
 
 Bu7Z: Fuck you kohl's
 Warrax: I prefer fun-tak for mine.
 AverageJoe: Ooh! staples!
 chhumphrey: Somebody's fetish
 thecraftywolf: she does?
 Scoo: Ouch!
Image 162357   02-15-17   Uploaded by    Prefuse
Score:
350
 
 Mr. Shine: The logic checks out.
 AverageJoe: Oh, come on, that billionaire playboy? He's too busy socializing at cocktail parties and managing the affairs of the Wayne foundation
 chhumphrey: Solid logic right there
Image 162356   02-15-17   Uploaded by    Cerberus
Score:
308
 
 Borkf: Motherfuckin friendzone!!!1!!1
 AverageJoe: @PenguinBartender Your words are as empty as your soul
 PenguinBartender: @AverageJoe What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!
 SomeCanadian: *WERE
 Sadbot: Settle down, Mr. Potatohead
 Mr. Whiskers: I like Mitch McConnell's new hat!
 Fancy Clown: CAN YOU SURVIVE THE FRIENDZONE?
 AverageJoe: Die monster! you don't belong to this world
 Scoo: Try the Enemyzone, then
 Mr. Shine: Lol. Deserved
Image 162355   02-15-17   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
Score:
352
 
 tritium: Love & Space Rockets
 SomeCanadian: Pew pew!
 XLY: A simpler time
 Bu7Z: Hollywierd
 thecraftywolf: they're celebrating the friendly spaceship's return to the earth to gain new users they will be the first to sign up
Image 162354   02-15-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
462
 
 chhumphrey: @Bu7Z Thanks, The Friendly Spaceship just makes it easy to channel my decades of suppressed snark. It doesn't hurt to be a bit twisted too.
 wolfpk: A really bad crossover. Only a moron would think this was a good idea. So when are they releasing it?
 Bu7Z: @chhumphrey man I tried so hard to come up with something, you make this shit look easy
 chhumphrey: Concept art from Disney's next live action movie, Mad Mater: Tractor's Revenge
 Zampano: Cars 9: Tow Mater in the Post Apocalyptic Wasteland
 Eleftheros: Muh name's death-mater
Image 162353   02-15-17   Uploaded by    Yttermayn
Score:
411
 
 wolfpk: Vintage porn always looks a little strange.
 Bu7Z: Hehe, nah, she just drunk.
 A duck: Mascot, what have you done?
 Ulillillia: Prom photo
 Mr. Shine: We met on Tinder
 petepuma: Good Guy Gorilla making sure that woman gets home safely after being slipped a mickey
 Zampano: We do not condone gorilla molestation here at Friendly Spaceship
 tritium: *record scratch* yup, that's me! You're probably wondering how I got here...
Image 162352   02-15-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
423
 
 SomeCanadian: Illumiloopy confirmed.
 annterland: It's like the frosting squiggle on a hostess cake
 Bu7Z: All your money is real because of this guy, without his O0ooo00O it's just a piece of paper
 Bu7Z: O0ooo00O
 Fancy Clown: Oops, bad voted this by mistake. Sozzles
 Ulillillia: Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle, yeah
 FabricMan: Jack Lew
Image 162351   02-15-17   Uploaded by    boomboomboom
Score:
369
 
 Beeble: "I doot this for you."
 enfanta: @addend Daisies. Not even once.
 Bu7Z: I found this growing in my corpse and thought of you
 thecraftywolf: roses are doot violets are doot were both made of bones so i love doot
 addend: Daisy pushers.
 Zampano: Doot. Flower. Doot.
 AverageJoe: this flower is as dead as you
Image 162350   02-15-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
437
 
 TurkeyVulture: All along the Watchtower, princes kept their view
Image 162349   02-15-17   Uploaded by    Ment Thorp
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