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163214  Peter Pantsless: @Scoo Never!

163214  Scoo: Good googly-moogly; put some pants on!

163213  Scoo: Same

163199  Scoo: I'm trying to remember what the realtor told me "beautifully decorated" translates too...

163203  Scoo: "Action" Events

163204  Scoo: Her shirt looks exactly like the linoleum in my parents' bathroom

163212  Ulillillia: Nice hooter

163213  Ulillillia: butthornime

163205  Scoo: I was going to say this look just like my first apartment, but I'm sure it looks like /everyone's/ first apartment

163122  Annoying Vegan : @Teechur Ah! Thanks for the hint! Couldn't figure out how to sound it out, because I have the musical education of a bucket of hair.

163163  XLY: So close and yet so... so far

163164  XLY: That last panel grin got me good

163194  Skinr: They see me Riven, they hatin'

163172  XLY: Terrifying and terrific

163205  Bu7Z: Huntyr chase?

163211  Mr. Shine: That's one HELL of a House Arrest monitor!

163208  Noremak: "Back when I was your height, there used to be snow and ice everywhere but..."

163136  WaffleIron: Dynamixel servos are simply the worst, but there's no other options on the market at even such a ridiculous price point as dynamixel.

162155  Mr. Shine: @grizzly This joke was inevitable. *polite golf clap*

163191  Peter Pantsless: A thousand monkeys with a thousand pencils does not a novel make

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163114 Teechur: @chhumphrey Had to look TinEye up on AltaVista to find out what THAT was. Thanks for the insight. I also think @ottorongo has a good point.

162995 Peter Pantsless: @White Rice I still remember when I learned about nachos. Always hated gym class

163029 whiplash: Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do, we'll sing it, Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do, oh yeah, oh, oh yeah!

163183 sparename: @Warrax "I hate meeses to pieces"

163012 carpwoman: @Niels Bohr - Gotcha. I hope you will post some photos of your bike project.

162994 Peter Pantsless: @Peter Pantsless Holy crap I just figured out why wikipedia links don't work: no underscores on AG! Try this tinyurl.com/…

163121 Peter Pantsless: @Amy Housewine also VVV Looks like I got an extra @Mad Collager in there

163173 Hosebag: Her milkshake brings all the cows to the yard.

163090 scribbs: @ASTER Americans will never compete with the Kea until we buckle down and breed intelligent, tool-using squirrels.

163133 Ulillillia: All of these comments have made my freaking day, thank you people.



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carpwoman uploaded 163012 (832 points)
abrahamx uploaded 162914 (825 points)
a robot uploaded 163124 (787 points)
zennoo uploaded 162745 (764 points)
draakeragon uploaded 163008 (748 points)
Chocolate Pain uploaded 162814 (719 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 162804 (717 points)
breadtoaster uploaded 162699 (714 points)
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 8. SunWukong: 2787 points
 9. Gomi Day: 2527 points
10. Annoying Vegan : 2207 points
11. draakeragon: 2102 points
12. Micro Jackson: 2061 points
13. Mr. Butt: 2036 points
14. ChubbyBuddy: 1840 points
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783
 
 Prostata: dammit that's too cute to eat
 illBilliam: Breakfast in bed
 Bu7Z: Omletting the bear get away with this, just like you're letting me get away with this comment..
 thecraftywolf: that looks like an un-bear-ably stiff bed *rimshot*
Image 162358   02-15-17   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Score:
178
 
 Bu7Z: Fuck you kohl's
 Warrax: I prefer fun-tak for mine.
 AverageJoe: Ooh! staples!
 chhumphrey: Somebody's fetish
 thecraftywolf: she does?
 Scoo: Ouch!
Image 162357   02-15-17   Uploaded by    Prefuse
Score:
350
 
 Mr. Shine: The logic checks out.
 AverageJoe: Oh, come on, that billionaire playboy? He's too busy socializing at cocktail parties and managing the affairs of the Wayne foundation
 chhumphrey: Solid logic right there
Image 162356   02-15-17   Uploaded by    Cerberus
Score:
261
 
 Borkf: Motherfuckin friendzone!!!1!!1
 AverageJoe: @PenguinBartender Your words are as empty as your soul
 PenguinBartender: @AverageJoe What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!
 SomeCanadian: *WERE
 Sadbot: Settle down, Mr. Potatohead
 Mr. Whiskers: I like Mitch McConnell's new hat!
 Fancy Clown: CAN YOU SURVIVE THE FRIENDZONE?
 AverageJoe: Die monster! you don't belong to this world
 Scoo: Try the Enemyzone, then
 Mr. Shine: Lol. Deserved
Image 162355   02-15-17   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
Score:
333
 
 tritium: Love & Space Rockets
 SomeCanadian: Pew pew!
 XLY: A simpler time
 Bu7Z: Hollywierd
 thecraftywolf: they're celebrating the friendly spaceship's return to the earth to gain new users they will be the first to sign up
Image 162354   02-15-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
444
 
 chhumphrey: @Bu7Z Thanks, The Friendly Spaceship just makes it easy to channel my decades of suppressed snark. It doesn't hurt to be a bit twisted too.
 wolfpk: A really bad crossover. Only a moron would think this was a good idea. So when are they releasing it?
 Bu7Z: @chhumphrey man I tried so hard to come up with something, you make this shit look easy
 chhumphrey: Concept art from Disney's next live action movie, Mad Mater: Tractor's Revenge
 Zampano: Cars 9: Tow Mater in the Post Apocalyptic Wasteland
 Eleftheros: Muh name's death-mater
Image 162353   02-15-17   Uploaded by    Yttermayn
Score:
393
 
 wolfpk: Vintage porn always looks a little strange.
 Bu7Z: Hehe, nah, she just drunk.
 A duck: Mascot, what have you done?
 Ulillillia: Prom photo
 Mr. Shine: We met on Tinder
 petepuma: Good Guy Gorilla making sure that woman gets home safely after being slipped a mickey
 Zampano: We do not condone gorilla molestation here at Friendly Spaceship
 tritium: *record scratch* yup, that's me! You're probably wondering how I got here...
Image 162352   02-15-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
385
 
 SomeCanadian: Illumiloopy confirmed.
 annterland: It's like the frosting squiggle on a hostess cake
 Bu7Z: All your money is real because of this guy, without his O0ooo00O it's just a piece of paper
 Bu7Z: O0ooo00O
 Fancy Clown: Oops, bad voted this by mistake. Sozzles
 Ulillillia: Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle, yeah
 FabricMan: Jack Lew
Image 162351   02-15-17   Uploaded by    boomboomboom
Score:
348
 
 Beeble: "I doot this for you."
 enfanta: @addend Daisies. Not even once.
 Bu7Z: I found this growing in my corpse and thought of you
 thecraftywolf: roses are doot violets are doot were both made of bones so i love doot
 addend: Daisy pushers.
 Zampano: Doot. Flower. Doot.
 AverageJoe: this flower is as dead as you
Image 162350   02-15-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
415
 
 TurkeyVulture: All along the Watchtower, princes kept their view
Image 162349   02-15-17   Uploaded by    Ment Thorp
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