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169041  Aufziehvogel: Oh is it march yet?

169056  Aufziehvogel: She's rubbing her ass on America :)

169036  Joseph: Those are rainbow windows, it's not a gray thing it's just for fun.

169050  Flarmie: When Steve In Accounting rejects your submission.

169062  Flarmie: @Scoo More people should mark this as a great comment, I think.

169100  Scoo: Congratulations?

169086  Flarmie: My face every time I turn on the news.

169100  Mexico: And yet you didn't whack off your photo. For shame.

169098  Minnesotan: impressive lifting that with one hand

169090  addend: Ol' Dirty Custard.

169095  Peter Pantsless: lol @ "silent"

169099  addend: (Stops asking whether you floss.)

169018  addend: A more effective warning sign than #169029.

169046  addend: Falls.

169047  addend: (Makes /this/ the exam. Grades it based on deviation from the mean response.)

169067  Poncho: @Theta Zero it's garbage can, not garbage cannot

169095  enfanta: 25% is a majority? Is this more of the DeVos math?

169097  enfanta: I wonder if he's going to pop the question?

169064  addend: Pastalami.

169073  addend: Hand-soap inspectors have boring jobs.

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168989 Snake Jesus: Mythical fun fact: Thor's chariot is drawn by two goats, named Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjstr ("chompers-barer" and "chompers-grinder"). If it's good enough for the God of Thunder, it's good enough for me.

168910 Teechur: @UltraBeverly Please don't perpetuate that myth. Try not to let flags touch the ground out of respect. If it gets dirty, wash it. If it's torn, repair it. If it is too far gone or too faded, THEN retire it, preferably by burning. Our Boy Scout Troop retires flags every year on or around Flag Day.

168914 Disclosure: come on @tokyopig

168957 well duh: @Mr. Butt or, the new-age term "soft-tissue challenged"

168975 Dan Tagonistic: @Himesama I need to check out the film

168999 Cami: What are you guys gonna' do when it actually gets cold?

168988 Gomi Day: collecting grumpers with our pumper.

168905 tokyopig: @Snake Jesus A good friend once told me the thought of growing old as a woman terrified them. Not sure why I'm bringing that up but here it is.

168893 hearsegirl: @WaffleIron yes.

168933 ch: jesus christ, again? i'll go to the store and get more bunnies



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SunWukong uploaded 168977 (814 points)
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skunkrocker uploaded 168839 (787 points)
shelledfauna uploaded 168787 (763 points)
Thyming uploaded 168964 (736 points)
hat thrab uploaded 169010 (734 points)
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KrazyKat uploaded 168591 (717 points)
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 8. Micro Jackson: 4462 points
 9. Mexico: 3078 points
10. Warrax: 2849 points
11. Peter Pantsless: 2825 points
12. Scoo: 2706 points
13. Thyming: 2455 points
14. Dan Tagonistic: 2450 points
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 Prostata: dammit that's too cute to eat
 illBilliam: Breakfast in bed
 Bu7Z: Omletting the bear get away with this, just like you're letting me get away with this comment..
 thecraftywolf: that looks like an un-bear-ably stiff bed *rimshot*
Image 162358   02-15-17   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Score:
178
 
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 Warrax: I prefer fun-tak for mine.
 AverageJoe: Ooh! staples!
 chhumphrey: Somebody's fetish
 thecraftywolf: she does?
 Scoo: Ouch!
Image 162357   02-15-17   Uploaded by    Prefuse
Score:
350
 
 Mr. Shine: The logic checks out.
 AverageJoe: Oh, come on, that billionaire playboy? He's too busy socializing at cocktail parties and managing the affairs of the Wayne foundation
 chhumphrey: Solid logic right there
Image 162356   02-15-17   Uploaded by    Cerberus
Score:
282
 
 Borkf: Motherfuckin friendzone!!!1!!1
 AverageJoe: @PenguinBartender Your words are as empty as your soul
 PenguinBartender: @AverageJoe What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!
 SomeCanadian: *WERE
 Sadbot: Settle down, Mr. Potatohead
 Mr. Whiskers: I like Mitch McConnell's new hat!
 Fancy Clown: CAN YOU SURVIVE THE FRIENDZONE?
 AverageJoe: Die monster! you don't belong to this world
 Scoo: Try the Enemyzone, then
 Mr. Shine: Lol. Deserved
Image 162355   02-15-17   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
Score:
352
 
 tritium: Love & Space Rockets
 SomeCanadian: Pew pew!
 XLY: A simpler time
 Bu7Z: Hollywierd
 thecraftywolf: they're celebrating the friendly spaceship's return to the earth to gain new users they will be the first to sign up
Image 162354   02-15-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
462
 
 chhumphrey: @Bu7Z Thanks, The Friendly Spaceship just makes it easy to channel my decades of suppressed snark. It doesn't hurt to be a bit twisted too.
 wolfpk: A really bad crossover. Only a moron would think this was a good idea. So when are they releasing it?
 Bu7Z: @chhumphrey man I tried so hard to come up with something, you make this shit look easy
 chhumphrey: Concept art from Disney's next live action movie, Mad Mater: Tractor's Revenge
 Zampano: Cars 9: Tow Mater in the Post Apocalyptic Wasteland
 Eleftheros: Muh name's death-mater
Image 162353   02-15-17   Uploaded by    Yttermayn
Score:
411
 
 wolfpk: Vintage porn always looks a little strange.
 Bu7Z: Hehe, nah, she just drunk.
 A duck: Mascot, what have you done?
 Ulillillia: Prom photo
 Mr. Shine: We met on Tinder
 petepuma: Good Guy Gorilla making sure that woman gets home safely after being slipped a mickey
 Zampano: We do not condone gorilla molestation here at Friendly Spaceship
 tritium: *record scratch* yup, that's me! You're probably wondering how I got here...
Image 162352   02-15-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
423
 
 SomeCanadian: Illumiloopy confirmed.
 annterland: It's like the frosting squiggle on a hostess cake
 Bu7Z: All your money is real because of this guy, without his O0ooo00O it's just a piece of paper
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 Fancy Clown: Oops, bad voted this by mistake. Sozzles
 Ulillillia: Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle, yeah
 FabricMan: Jack Lew
Image 162351   02-15-17   Uploaded by    boomboomboom
Score:
369
 
 Beeble: "I doot this for you."
 enfanta: @addend Daisies. Not even once.
 Bu7Z: I found this growing in my corpse and thought of you
 thecraftywolf: roses are doot violets are doot were both made of bones so i love doot
 addend: Daisy pushers.
 Zampano: Doot. Flower. Doot.
 AverageJoe: this flower is as dead as you
Image 162350   02-15-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
437
 
 TurkeyVulture: All along the Watchtower, princes kept their view
Image 162349   02-15-17   Uploaded by    Ment Thorp
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