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175193  Bu7Z: @dangerous dave there once was a pelican from Nantucket, and let me just say the stories you may have heard about him are grossly exagurated.

175196  fakeusername: @Bu7Z ah yes that timeless sailor's fantasy of a fish with a booty

175193  Bu7Z: @Teechur and yet, a similar lesson could be taken away...

175200  Derp Herpigan: Kanye dig it?

175193  dangerous dave: There once was a pelican from Nantucket. ...No, wait.

175194  Bu7Z: I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling cats.

175184  Teechur: You're the wind beneath my wing....

175197  tritium: @ignatz They are basically airbags, designed to burst on impact and lessen the force of impact.

175195  Bu7Z: Somewhere, inside, five teens confront some old dude who mutters the words, 'I would have got away with it ,if it weren't for you mother fucking kuntz.

175197  dangerous dave: Who hacked my PC and stole my glamor shots?

175197  tritium: Long live the new flesh!

175185  Teechur: Don't worry. Just poopin' They already stole me lucky charms.

175172  dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?

175183  dangerkeith3000: @dangerous dave it was probably made before postal codes because standardized. zip code 98062 is in Washington and they used WN instead of the standard WA.

175196  Bu7Z: Personally, a human booty with a fish head is more versatile than a lady body from the waist up but all fishy from there down.

175186  Teechur: How a toddler view potty training.....

175188  Teechur: Why is it an officer that totes my goats?

175181  dangerous dave: @Bu7Z In this case it's kinda both.

175183  dangerous dave: Wait -- where the bleep is 'WN'?

175196  dangerkeith3000: sexy

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175153 Bu7Z: And maybe it was the Russians who poisoned a bunch of people in Syria. Think of trump and Putin as two guys in a WWE match. of course the heel is gonna loose, but he still gets paid for his performance. Syria comes off as the Spanish announcers desk.

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 Theimposter: @whiplash Anyone but an on duty security, police, or military who open-carries is a moron anyway.
 AdaMan: Those arent Lego
 raditzu: Praise ppl with sense of humor! RAD!
 Bu7Z: @jochenau but I did that already! Oh and thanks for putting it back in there...
 jochenau: @Bu7Z You unlock that ability after having "Everything is Awesome" stuck in your head for a full week.
 whiplash: Luckily, I live in an "open carry" town, so I pulled out my pistol and shot them all. I'm a good guy with a gun!
 a robot: Driving your bike???
 Bu7Z: How do I rad an image like a hundred times?
Image 162318   02-15-17   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
Score:
355
 
 SomeCanadian: Honeydews are Rad.
 Zampano: Id lick that
 Bu7Z: The stickiest ichy
 ignatz: Stoner sticky trap
Image 162317   02-15-17   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
Score:
147
 
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Image 162316   02-15-17   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
251
 
 Peach: @Mr. Butt Yeah, I really wanted to get there on my own in this picture.
 Mr. Butt: SOME SAY THAT TEXT ON IMAGES IS 1000 TIMES REDUNDANT TRUE!
 whiplash: It's a gift AND a curse!
 AverageJoe: you know dogs eat shit, right?
Image 162315   02-15-17   Uploaded by    pewdiepie
Score:
382
 
 SomeCanadian: This is far worse than that infestation of koalas we had a while back. :(
 SpaceCow: The Day of the Triffids and the awkward massage.
 PenguinBartender: "Now hold on. You're free to call the police, that's fine. But first! Neck rub."
 Bast Relief: More effective than Alcoholic's Anonymous, but less popular.
 slurms: Please don't pan. I'd like to watch.
 whiplash: "You always ate your vegetables as a child, Edwin. Now it's OUR turn!"
 brian greene: the day of the triffids
 addend: Okra, not even once.
 AverageJoe: Neville's future wasn't that bright after leaving Hogwards
 tokyopig: I don't like the drugs but the drugs like me.
 Theta Zero: "I thought I told you free-loaders to stop running up my long-distance bill."
Image 162314   02-15-17   Uploaded by    rubix1924
Score:
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 Peach: They maintained eye contact with their human until completion.
 PenguinBartender: This...Is... Exactly what it looks like.
 San DoDo: Sexy thriller
 ignatz: Just.. er, playing Twister
 CapitalismMeow: GET OUT MOOOM!
 Musician: Rad for Hump Day!
Image 162313   02-15-17   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
338
 
 SomeCanadian: *Cue image of struggling Maggie in the Swingamajig*
 Peach: @jazzjunkie Papoose is such a great word.
 PenguinBartender: Kids love it
 San DoDo: *Star Trek SFX* HOOKS!!!!!!
 jazzjunkie: Modern papoose
Image 162312   02-15-17   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
Score:
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 Noremak: @tokyopig Public Libraries 4: When a school assignment requires book sources.
 Peach: @tokyopig When I couldn't afford internet I walked to the library every week, and every week I brought home a fresh supply of indie games on my USB, a few Miyazaki dvds, and a handful of comics. I would have been very depressed without my library.
 tib gubb: this is 100% true btw
 AverageJoe: If you want to know what true power feels like, put your fingers in a power outlet
 tokyopig: Public Libraries 3: At least it beats being outside all day. TRUE POWER.
 tokyopig: Public Libraries 2: Due to a combination of unfortunate circumstances related to your being too poor for your own internet, which may or may not be your own fault and quite possibly are not, you are highly likely to be late on returns and or lose library property outright (god forbid your library lets you check out tablets,) racking up a relatively huge debt to the library in the form of late fees and replacement fees and ultimately will only be able to use the computers, fighting for access with indigent perverts trying to get around the porn blockers.
 tokyopig: Public libraries 1: for when you're too poor for your own internet, and subsequently can't pirate any entertainment at your house, and since you can't download stuff from the restrictive library computers, you have to check out physical media from the library to enjoy back at wherever you're spending the night when the library kicks you off the computers at closing time. (To be continued)
 SunWukong: She's not wrong.
 Bu7Z: Muahahahahahaha
Image 162311   02-15-17   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
Score:
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 Cami: @Mr. Butt It's fine. I hear it's a dry heat.
 Cerberus: Pig lives matter
 Mr. Butt: Well, I hope you enjoy your stay in hell.
 BILL DOOR: BECAUSE YOU ARE GREASY AND SALTY AND HAZARDOUS TO ONE'S HEALTH?
 AverageJoe: is veganism a religion?
 SunWukong: Like the fetishisation of corpse bits is not at all religious.
 Bu7Z: Also, scientific theory.
Image 162310   02-15-17   Uploaded by    seahawks
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