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181879  Teechur: Look out! It's the Lice Squad!

181880  apoxia: Got it half right.

181880  Teechur: And then he can send you a message that harvests financial information about you and sends it back to him. Or to a Nigerian prince.

181659  jazzjunkie: [geometry intensifies]

181548  PushyWebsite: What is happening? I can't read French.

181865  Ulillillia: @Mr. Butt username/comment combo

181877  tib gubb: that's certainly a level of quality

181877  WTF: uncontrolled swinging is the worst.

181833  WTF: @sparename skrillex?

181878  Volwen: Sucre Daddy

181802  apoxia: Well this is the most anatomically correct centaur I've seen in a while (no third set of limbs)

181723  jazzjunkie: This ping pong is strange.

181886  Mexico: Yes, Nancy, yes! I've been waiting so long for you to ask me that!

181859  ch: please ... my son is sick .. also delicious ... help

181822  apoxia: @Scoo I expect that wearing that necklace wouldn't have helped with the getting laid.

181726  jazzjunkie: Indeed.

181865  Mr. Butt: Hot sauce enemas are worse.

181731  jazzjunkie: I loved my dad. With fava beans and a nice Chianti.

181864  bug: TWO EDGY FOR ME

181839  apoxia: ho ho ho

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181710 Bu7Z: @Stoner really though, argue, why is australia worse than the U.S. ..?

181730 Air Biscuit: Fish eggs, fish eggs, rolly polly fish eggs, fish eggs, fish eggs, eat them up. Yum.

181642 Felicity: I blame his haircut

181701 Hosebag: @Bu7Z We call it a "fly swatter". Or a kid beater if you are in Arkansas.

181644 Hosebag: @Felicity Take off, you hosers.

181702 Hosebag: @tritium calm down tritium, you got the job.

181654 enfanta: @A duck maybe I can change it around enough to avoid plagiarism...

181680 itskando: Pistons at dawn

181705 wolfpk: Because if your going to die, it might as well be in your sleep.

181801 wolfpk: @a robot Ha, it has been forever since I have seen that PSA. I knew it the second it came up



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Annoying Vegan uploaded 181418 (833 points)
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a robot uploaded 181773 (742 points)
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augustus uploaded 181676 (734 points)
a robot uploaded 181772 (729 points)
apoxia uploaded 181440 (716 points)
CrystallineEntity uploaded 181364 (684 points)
shipotle uploaded 181425 (659 points)
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10. CrystallineEntity: 2451 points
11. Bob: 2240 points
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14. apoxia: 1641 points
15. scribbs: 1560 points
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Score:
801
 
 Teechur: Happy Valtentime's Day, hooman. Now pet me so I can scratch and bite your hand for you.
 Nope: That's right kitty, have an adorable booty to distract from your lazy eye! I see you.. and love you just the same.
Image 162255   02-14-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
250
 
 mom: Lol @Scoo
 Warrax: No, but at least you have a pencil.
 enfanta: No, this is utility. If he'd dulled the pencil point and left it in his car for a year, *that* would have been art.
 Scoo: The one on the left will work ok, and is durable. The one on the right looks nice, but will break easily and at the most inopportune time.
 Nope: Anything is an art if you explain it enough
Image 162254   02-14-17   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
341
 
 WaffleIron: @sparename @Shay : We need a better version of this where heart has beaten brain silly with an empty bottle of JD
 Shay: @sparename Maybe the bat is smothered in whiskey?
 RiderFan: Wrong body part.
 sparename: And no alcohol was involved...?
Image 162253   02-14-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
47
 
 funny in the wall: you lost me at pretzel
 BILL DOOR: NO CHEESE. IT GIVES ME THE WINDS. DO NOT ASK HOW.
 Scoo: @Warrax Yes
 Warrax: @BILL DOOR @Scoo Butter, mustard, or cheese?
 Greek Fire: Well technically it's just one eg-*velociraptor noises*
 BILL DOOR: WE COULD ALL USE SOME SOFT PRETZELS.
 trelyate: haha, so quirky!
 square44: How do you feel when an egg you've already laid starts hatching?
 Scoo: In her defense, soft pretzels are really fucking good.
Image 162252   02-14-17   Uploaded by    DerMantis
Score:
257
 
 whiplash: I suspect he didn't go to Heaven, he got in a matter transmitter that somebody had left some random Scrabble tiles in.
 WotGives: Unless it starts with "ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, children of all ages, welcome to the greatest show on earth." or immediately follows you piling out of an eyesore of a volkswagon beetle along with seventeen other people, i can't take anything that brumbpo tungus says seriously
 BavidDowie: Should have guessed it was in Middle Earth
 Dr. Bathroom: Sounds like a Tim and Eric name.
 wolfpk: God called him the heaven to say sorry for that name.
 Scoo: @Nope They're all good lords, Bram
 XLY: that logo looks like an onion
 Aemuli: Having a name like Brumpbo Tungus is itself proof there is no God or heaven, QED.
 Nope: Me and Brumbpo were sitting by the fire see and this guy walks up and is like I AM JESUS THE SON OF GOD AND YOUR LORD and I was like hey Brumpy get a load of this guy but Brum aint hearing it hes on the floor having a seizure talking about ITS HAPPENING AGAINNNNNNNNNNNN
 carpwoman: Ooh, heaven is a place on earth.
 UltraBeverly: He also admitted it was fake when he was like 8 years old.
 Scoo: Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
 Ulillillia: @ignatz They say in Heaven, love comes first. Oooh, Heaven is a place on Earth
 Derp Herpigan: Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
 ignatz: Nothing ever happens
 ignatz: A place where nothing
 ignatz: Heaven is a place
 ignatz: Heaven
Image 162251   02-14-17   Uploaded by    guest
Score:
246
 
 Wooden Spoon: Housefly
 Cami: I haven't thought about Aeon Flux in a long time and this picture brought it back.
 Teechur: Yeah, I had to stare at "Brumbpo Tungus" for a while, too.
 Wet farts: Eye see what you did there
Image 162250   02-14-17   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
306
 
 LKoroton: Goth AF
 Bu7Z: She seems nice
Image 162249   02-14-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
245
 
 SpaceCow: Someone's not wearing anything under the toga.
 duchaschmeremol: grindr 1.0
 Winterneuro: Now we know what drove Kelsey Grammar to drink so much
 scribbs: Miles Jupp has a great new look.
 dobbiesdoogs: on the internet, no one knows you're a cherub
 Nope: See what you want to do is completely misrepresent yourself in order to get your first date and just go right for sex. Then you will have built your relationship on lies and devaluation of the other's body.
 Scoo: "Hello... Smithers, you're quite good at... turning... me on"
 Ulillillia: Happy Valentine's, Mr. Simmons!
Image 162248   02-14-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Image 162247 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Michael Tripe. Your image was bad, Michael Tripe.
Score:
178
 
 Hosebag: Is she paying him to do that?
 Nope: PSfloor
 ch: mmmm floor titles
Image 162246   02-14-17   Uploaded by    obama
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