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193911  Meow: when they found him, it was already too late

193906  Skaalar: This is really Nito.

193882  a robot: @Dr Awkward It's a country crock (of shit)

193910  ThoughtlessGentleman: fuck yeah. bikes and skateboards.

193918  sparename: "You are a really shit button!, You are a really shit button!, You are a really shit button!, You are a really shit button! TIME'S UP!""

193901  Bu7Z: Father's Day? More like father's gay! Haha I love my two dads.

193902  Bu7Z: As long as I can buy pseudo-efhedrine hydrochloride over the counter without a drivers licence...

193902  a robot: Mom wants you to be healthy!

193875  Dr Awkward: @Rev80 I've been doing "community theater" with her for years

193903  Bu7Z: Personally I managed to defuse the bomb at the centre of megaton.

193877  Dr Awkward: The floor is lava!

193908  Meow: It's my dream basement

193909  KrazyKat: Roadborkf

193881  Dr Awkward: I mean, if you're type 2 diabetic, 99+% of the time, your lifestyle decisions caused it. So it kind of was your choice, DAD.

193904  Bu7Z: My aggr, orange.

193882  Dr Awkward: That is still decidedly NOT butter. It's some partially hydrogenated bullshit

193905  Bu7Z: One should never eat breakfast from a packet,

193906  Bu7Z: Ay totally wizard ay.

193907  Bu7Z: Funtazinza, nuff said.

193908  Bu7Z: It's lego so everybody wins.

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193665 Teechur: Cows make mysteaks.

193718 Sage: Google's best guess for this image: best pic ever.

193814 sporky: FREEZE, PUNK

193877 Dr Awkward: The floor is lava!

193677 DimwaldtThrockmorton: How does that EVEN happen?

193894 Bu7Z: Its called natural selection people! You'll see...

193680 wolfpk: The ancestor of Jar Jar.... KILL IT!!!

193870 Rev80: This should have been the cover of Kansas' "Point of No Return"

193848 Science: @Peter Pantsless: That is probably the craziest thing I'll read all day. Amazing.

193863 Niels Bohr: I'm exhausted. I nice long coma sounds heavenly.



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Messed Up Dog uploaded 193822 (858 points)
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Score:
801
 
 Teechur: Happy Valtentime's Day, hooman. Now pet me so I can scratch and bite your hand for you.
 Nope: That's right kitty, have an adorable booty to distract from your lazy eye! I see you.. and love you just the same.
Image 162255   02-14-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
250
 
 mom: Lol @Scoo
 Warrax: No, but at least you have a pencil.
 enfanta: No, this is utility. If he'd dulled the pencil point and left it in his car for a year, *that* would have been art.
 Scoo: The one on the left will work ok, and is durable. The one on the right looks nice, but will break easily and at the most inopportune time.
 Nope: Anything is an art if you explain it enough
Image 162254   02-14-17   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
341
 
 WaffleIron: @sparename @Shay : We need a better version of this where heart has beaten brain silly with an empty bottle of JD
 Shay: @sparename Maybe the bat is smothered in whiskey?
 RiderFan: Wrong body part.
 sparename: And no alcohol was involved...?
Image 162253   02-14-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
47
 
 funny in the wall: you lost me at pretzel
 BILL DOOR: NO CHEESE. IT GIVES ME THE WINDS. DO NOT ASK HOW.
 Scoo: @Warrax Yes
 Warrax: @BILL DOOR @Scoo Butter, mustard, or cheese?
 Greek Fire: Well technically it's just one eg-*velociraptor noises*
 BILL DOOR: WE COULD ALL USE SOME SOFT PRETZELS.
 trelyate: haha, so quirky!
 square44: How do you feel when an egg you've already laid starts hatching?
 Scoo: In her defense, soft pretzels are really fucking good.
Image 162252   02-14-17   Uploaded by    DerMantis
Score:
257
 
 whiplash: I suspect he didn't go to Heaven, he got in a matter transmitter that somebody had left some random Scrabble tiles in.
 WotGives: Unless it starts with "ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, children of all ages, welcome to the greatest show on earth." or immediately follows you piling out of an eyesore of a volkswagon beetle along with seventeen other people, i can't take anything that brumbpo tungus says seriously
 BavidDowie: Should have guessed it was in Middle Earth
 Dr. Bathroom: Sounds like a Tim and Eric name.
 wolfpk: God called him the heaven to say sorry for that name.
 Scoo: @Nope They're all good lords, Bram
 XLY: that logo looks like an onion
 Aemuli: Having a name like Brumpbo Tungus is itself proof there is no God or heaven, QED.
 Nope: Me and Brumbpo were sitting by the fire see and this guy walks up and is like I AM JESUS THE SON OF GOD AND YOUR LORD and I was like hey Brumpy get a load of this guy but Brum aint hearing it hes on the floor having a seizure talking about ITS HAPPENING AGAINNNNNNNNNNNN
 carpwoman: Ooh, heaven is a place on earth.
 UltraBeverly: He also admitted it was fake when he was like 8 years old.
 Scoo: Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
 Ulillillia: @ignatz They say in Heaven, love comes first. Oooh, Heaven is a place on Earth
 Derp Herpigan: Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
 ignatz: Nothing ever happens
 ignatz: A place where nothing
 ignatz: Heaven is a place
 ignatz: Heaven
Image 162251   02-14-17   Uploaded by    guest
Score:
246
 
 Wooden Spoon: Housefly
 Cami: I haven't thought about Aeon Flux in a long time and this picture brought it back.
 Teechur: Yeah, I had to stare at "Brumbpo Tungus" for a while, too.
 Wet farts: Eye see what you did there
Image 162250   02-14-17   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
306
 
 LKoroton: Goth AF
 Bu7Z: She seems nice
Image 162249   02-14-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
245
 
 SpaceCow: Someone's not wearing anything under the toga.
 duchaschmeremol: grindr 1.0
 Winterneuro: Now we know what drove Kelsey Grammar to drink so much
 scribbs: Miles Jupp has a great new look.
 dobbiesdoogs: on the internet, no one knows you're a cherub
 Nope: See what you want to do is completely misrepresent yourself in order to get your first date and just go right for sex. Then you will have built your relationship on lies and devaluation of the other's body.
 Scoo: "Hello... Smithers, you're quite good at... turning... me on"
 Ulillillia: Happy Valentine's, Mr. Simmons!
Image 162248   02-14-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Image 162247 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Michael Tripe. You have brought shame on us, Michael Tripe.
Score:
178
 
 Hosebag: Is she paying him to do that?
 Nope: PSfloor
 ch: mmmm floor titles
Image 162246   02-14-17   Uploaded by    obama
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