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249635  Vinochet: no left turns in Albania

249672  Dr Awkward: Classic Wyatt

249683  Telkwa: Free Hugs!

249683  Dr Awkward: Hello fellow regular panda. Salutations!

249643  Shay: What's Eating Gilbert's Grape?

249680  Vinochet: need Epipen, stat!

249681  San DoDo: 50 shades of oh deer

249678  Shay: I wonder what kind of score it would be if it was Donknife Trump or Adolph Forkler.

249680  funny in the wall: that stuff can be really good

249661  Christina: But it causes anxiety to everyone else.

249676  Shay: Listen you little shit, make that face again and back to the kennel you go.

249664  Christina: That cake is on something.

249682  Shay: A.D.I.D.A.S.

249667  Christina: @TurkeyVulture We get it, you are going senile. That's why you don't "rember" some spellings.

248560  Mr Bleak: Say "Mousey"!

249677  Christina: Anywhere to get that ball.

249679  Shay: Gotta go fast (or slow if you want)

249654  Jabberwikket: How to train your Tigger: Step 3, piglets.

249687  OldKentuckyShark: I didn't read CILT the first time

249643  WTF: Pee-Wee's Big Adventure

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249660 redmonkey3: @redmonkey3 - *terrain

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249635 Vinochet: no left turns in Albania

249591 hajjpodge: Start with Cleveland.

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249643 Shay: What's Eating Gilbert's Grape?

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts



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Score:
825
 
 Teechur: Happy Valtentime's Day, hooman. Now pet me so I can scratch and bite your hand for you.
 Nope: That's right kitty, have an adorable booty to distract from your lazy eye! I see you.. and love you just the same.
Image 162255   02-14-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
250
 
 mom: Lol @Scoo
 Warrax: No, but at least you have a pencil.
 enfanta: No, this is utility. If he'd dulled the pencil point and left it in his car for a year, *that* would have been art.
 Scoo: The one on the left will work ok, and is durable. The one on the right looks nice, but will break easily and at the most inopportune time.
 Nope: Anything is an art if you explain it enough
Image 162254   02-14-17   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
341
 
 WaffleIron: @sparename @Shay : We need a better version of this where heart has beaten brain silly with an empty bottle of JD
 Shay: @sparename Maybe the bat is smothered in whiskey?
 RiderFan: Wrong body part.
 sparename: And no alcohol was involved...?
Image 162253   02-14-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
47
 
 funny in the wall: you lost me at pretzel
 BILL DOOR: NO CHEESE. IT GIVES ME THE WINDS. DO NOT ASK HOW.
 Scoo: @Warrax Yes
 Warrax: @BILL DOOR @Scoo Butter, mustard, or cheese?
 Greek Fire: Well technically it's just one eg-*velociraptor noises*
 BILL DOOR: WE COULD ALL USE SOME SOFT PRETZELS.
 trelyate: haha, so quirky!
 square44: How do you feel when an egg you've already laid starts hatching?
 Scoo: In her defense, soft pretzels are really fucking good.
Image 162252   02-14-17   Uploaded by    DerMantis
Score:
282
 
 whiplash: I suspect he didn't go to Heaven, he got in a matter transmitter that somebody had left some random Scrabble tiles in.
 WotGives: Unless it starts with "ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, children of all ages, welcome to the greatest show on earth." or immediately follows you piling out of an eyesore of a volkswagon beetle along with seventeen other people, i can't take anything that brumbpo tungus says seriously
 BavidDowie: Should have guessed it was in Middle Earth
 Dr. Bathroom: Sounds like a Tim and Eric name.
 wolfpk: God called him the heaven to say sorry for that name.
 Scoo: @Nope They're all good lords, Bram
 XLY: that logo looks like an onion
 Aemuli: Having a name like Brumpbo Tungus is itself proof there is no God or heaven, QED.
 Nope: Me and Brumbpo were sitting by the fire see and this guy walks up and is like I AM JESUS THE SON OF GOD AND YOUR LORD and I was like hey Brumpy get a load of this guy but Brum aint hearing it hes on the floor having a seizure talking about ITS HAPPENING AGAINNNNNNNNNNNN
 carpwoman: Ooh, heaven is a place on earth.
 UltraBeverly: He also admitted it was fake when he was like 8 years old.
 Scoo: Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
 Ulillillia: @ignatz They say in Heaven, love comes first. Oooh, Heaven is a place on Earth
 Derp Herpigan: Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
 ignatz: Nothing ever happens
 ignatz: A place where nothing
 ignatz: Heaven is a place
 ignatz: Heaven
Image 162251   02-14-17   Uploaded by    guest
Score:
246
 
 Wooden Spoon: Housefly
 Cami: I haven't thought about Aeon Flux in a long time and this picture brought it back.
 Teechur: Yeah, I had to stare at "Brumbpo Tungus" for a while, too.
 Wet farts: Eye see what you did there
Image 162250   02-14-17   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
306
 
 LKoroton: Goth AF
 majorchamp: She seems nice
Image 162249   02-14-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
245
 
 SpaceCow: Someone's not wearing anything under the toga.
 duchaschmeremol: grindr 1.0
 Winterneuro: Now we know what drove Kelsey Grammar to drink so much
 scribbs: Miles Jupp has a great new look.
 dobbiesdoogs: on the internet, no one knows you're a cherub
 Nope: See what you want to do is completely misrepresent yourself in order to get your first date and just go right for sex. Then you will have built your relationship on lies and devaluation of the other's body.
 Scoo: "Hello... Smithers, you're quite good at... turning... me on"
 Ulillillia: Happy Valentine's, Mr. Simmons!
Image 162248   02-14-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Image 162247 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Michael Tripe. You have brought shame on us, Michael Tripe.
Score:
178
 
 Hosebag: Is she paying him to do that?
 Nope: PSfloor
 ch: mmmm floor titles
Image 162246   02-14-17   Uploaded by    obama
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