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163214  Peter Pantsless: @Scoo Never!

163214  Scoo: Good googly-moogly; put some pants on!

163213  Scoo: Same

163199  Scoo: I'm trying to remember what the realtor told me "beautifully decorated" translates too...

163203  Scoo: "Action" Events

163204  Scoo: Her shirt looks exactly like the linoleum in my parents' bathroom

163212  Ulillillia: Nice hooter

163213  Ulillillia: butthornime

163205  Scoo: I was going to say this look just like my first apartment, but I'm sure it looks like /everyone's/ first apartment

163122  Annoying Vegan : @Teechur Ah! Thanks for the hint! Couldn't figure out how to sound it out, because I have the musical education of a bucket of hair.

163163  XLY: So close and yet so... so far

163164  XLY: That last panel grin got me good

163194  Skinr: They see me Riven, they hatin'

163172  XLY: Terrifying and terrific

163205  Bu7Z: Huntyr chase?

163211  Mr. Shine: That's one HELL of a House Arrest monitor!

163208  Noremak: "Back when I was your height, there used to be snow and ice everywhere but..."

163136  WaffleIron: Dynamixel servos are simply the worst, but there's no other options on the market at even such a ridiculous price point as dynamixel.

162155  Mr. Shine: @grizzly This joke was inevitable. *polite golf clap*

163191  Peter Pantsless: A thousand monkeys with a thousand pencils does not a novel make

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163114 Teechur: @chhumphrey Had to look TinEye up on AltaVista to find out what THAT was. Thanks for the insight. I also think @ottorongo has a good point.

162995 Peter Pantsless: @White Rice I still remember when I learned about nachos. Always hated gym class

163029 whiplash: Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do, we'll sing it, Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do, oh yeah, oh, oh yeah!

163183 sparename: @Warrax "I hate meeses to pieces"

163012 carpwoman: @Niels Bohr - Gotcha. I hope you will post some photos of your bike project.

162994 Peter Pantsless: @Peter Pantsless Holy crap I just figured out why wikipedia links don't work: no underscores on AG! Try this tinyurl.com/…

163121 Peter Pantsless: @Amy Housewine also VVV Looks like I got an extra @Mad Collager in there

163173 Hosebag: Her milkshake brings all the cows to the yard.

163090 scribbs: @ASTER Americans will never compete with the Kea until we buckle down and breed intelligent, tool-using squirrels.

163133 Ulillillia: All of these comments have made my freaking day, thank you people.



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11. draakeragon: 2102 points
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Score:
784
 
 Teechur: Happy Valtentime's Day, hooman. Now pet me so I can scratch and bite your hand for you.
 Nope: That's right kitty, have an adorable booty to distract from your lazy eye! I see you.. and love you just the same.
Image 162255   02-14-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
250
 
 mom: Lol @Scoo
 Warrax: No, but at least you have a pencil.
 enfanta: No, this is utility. If he'd dulled the pencil point and left it in his car for a year, *that* would have been art.
 Scoo: The one on the left will work ok, and is durable. The one on the right looks nice, but will break easily and at the most inopportune time.
 Nope: Anything is an art if you explain it enough
Image 162254   02-14-17   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
341
 
 WaffleIron: @sparename @Shay : We need a better version of this where heart has beaten brain silly with an empty bottle of JD
 Shay: @sparename Maybe the bat is smothered in whiskey?
 RiderFan: Wrong body part.
 sparename: And no alcohol was involved...?
Image 162253   02-14-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
47
 
 funny in the wall: you lost me at pretzel
 BILL DOOR: NO CHEESE. IT GIVES ME THE WINDS. DO NOT ASK HOW.
 Scoo: @Warrax Yes
 Warrax: @BILL DOOR @Scoo Butter, mustard, or cheese?
 Greek Fire: Well technically it's just one eg-*velociraptor noises*
 BILL DOOR: WE COULD ALL USE SOME SOFT PRETZELS.
 trelyate: haha, so quirky!
 square44: How do you feel when an egg you've already laid starts hatching?
 Scoo: In her defense, soft pretzels are really fucking good.
Image 162252   02-14-17   Uploaded by    DerMantis
Score:
257
 
 whiplash: I suspect he didn't go to Heaven, he got in a matter transmitter that somebody had left some random Scrabble tiles in.
 WotGives: Unless it starts with "ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, children of all ages, welcome to the greatest show on earth." or immediately follows you piling out of an eyesore of a volkswagon beetle along with seventeen other people, i can't take anything that brumbpo tungus says seriously
 BavidDowie: Should have guessed it was in Middle Earth
 Dr. Bathroom: Sounds like a Tim and Eric name.
 wolfpk: God called him the heaven to say sorry for that name.
 Scoo: @Nope They're all good lords, Bram
 XLY: that logo looks like an onion
 Aemuli: Having a name like Brumpbo Tungus is itself proof there is no God or heaven, QED.
 Nope: Me and Brumbpo were sitting by the fire see and this guy walks up and is like I AM JESUS THE SON OF GOD AND YOUR LORD and I was like hey Brumpy get a load of this guy but Brum aint hearing it hes on the floor having a seizure talking about ITS HAPPENING AGAINNNNNNNNNNNN
 carpwoman: Ooh, heaven is a place on earth.
 UltraBeverly: He also admitted it was fake when he was like 8 years old.
 Scoo: Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
 Ulillillia: @ignatz They say in Heaven, love comes first. Oooh, Heaven is a place on Earth
 Derp Herpigan: Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
 ignatz: Nothing ever happens
 ignatz: A place where nothing
 ignatz: Heaven is a place
 ignatz: Heaven
Image 162251   02-14-17   Uploaded by    guest
Score:
246
 
 Wooden Spoon: Housefly
 Cami: I haven't thought about Aeon Flux in a long time and this picture brought it back.
 Teechur: Yeah, I had to stare at "Brumbpo Tungus" for a while, too.
 Wet farts: Eye see what you did there
Image 162250   02-14-17   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
306
 
 LKoroton: Goth AF
 Bu7Z: She seems nice
Image 162249   02-14-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
245
 
 SpaceCow: Someone's not wearing anything under the toga.
 duchaschmeremol: grindr 1.0
 Winterneuro: Now we know what drove Kelsey Grammar to drink so much
 scribbs: Miles Jupp has a great new look.
 dobbiesdoogs: on the internet, no one knows you're a cherub
 Nope: See what you want to do is completely misrepresent yourself in order to get your first date and just go right for sex. Then you will have built your relationship on lies and devaluation of the other's body.
 Scoo: "Hello... Smithers, you're quite good at... turning... me on"
 Ulillillia: Happy Valentine's, Mr. Simmons!
Image 162248   02-14-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Image 162247 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Michael Tripe. Your image was bad, Michael Tripe.
Score:
178
 
 Hosebag: Is she paying him to do that?
 Nope: PSfloor
 ch: mmmm floor titles
Image 162246   02-14-17   Uploaded by    obama
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