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205549  potato: Those would be automatic black ice generators where I live.

205535  Volwen: Newborn shrimps are nice.

205548  Mustyrats: because he is hot.

205547  King Polly: I don't think I have ever seen a real mouse hole.

205532  Teechur: SPORTSBALL TEAM

205483  sparename: Protected against small pieces of impossibly ancient rock travelling through space at speeds measured in miles per millisecond but not against slow-moving floors

205484  sparename: I DROVE THERE! 600 miles from the UK without a problem, then reversed into a light pole (off camera right) 'cos the (Swiss) guy watching my back yelled at the wrong window - me being in a right-hand drive truck and all..

205546  Mike Michael: One direction has a stipulation for their concert venues that totally male audience members urinate on them backstage during intermission. Ticketmaster charges a $14 fee for this.

205487  sparename: "The Land That Tokes Forgot - Beyond The Camberwell Carrot"

205496  White Rice: @Felicity That is true (had some friends over the years who had that issue, had to double up with a belt & suspenders to keep everything under control) and we can't see enough of this individual to gauge much beyond their pants, jacket & crack. It's just there have been so many instances where there shouldn't have been any issue with using a belt, and constant disaster. Side note: I only now noticed the guy in this image didn't use the belt loops of the pants (at least not the one we can see in the image). That could add to their pant problems.

205494  sparename: "Donn't diss dickslecksick dinasours"

205537  tib gubb: in a surprise twist, that's the child's name

205546  parrotsnest: I think the real question along everyone's minds is... why were you at a One Direction concert?

205516  sparename: I love it when other countries have simple solutions to issues that, here in England, anyway, cause lots of aggro, disgust, unsanitary conditions and wastes of police time. Big cities have closed all their public toilets, there are queues to get into most bars (that don't want you coming in for a piss without buying anything, anyway), guys(and girls!) end up pissing in doorways, on patches of grass and in alleys but now there are cameras everywhere... to catch you doing what could, so easily, be prevented. GIVE US PISSOIRS! Legalise public wees. And weed while you're at it

205544  Grandmaster Fat: for revenge duct tape the lid and seat unitedly with a sign saying "don't touch the sides!"

205536  tib gubb: she's too young for you bro

205544  generic: How'd you do?

205518  necronomicon: @Butcherboy why not both?

205536  Yurishiro: @Yurishiro Newborn lobsters are nice.

205519  sparename: Now the Pyramids make more sense - Tributes to The Great god Viagris Of The Morning Pitched-Tent

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205485 DrinkMixMan: Ha, yeah, my girlfriend is pretty white

205371 Haute and sweaty: @Yam Woah.

205346 Knice: @fanny Yeah, but I don't want it gettin' all uppity-like. :-D

205372 Dominus Umbrae: Me too @Zampano

205384 apoxia: I also have a minidisk player! I used to use it to record my band at gigs.

205333 bug: @dope I think Strong Bad is back and posting on AG

205378 apoxia: Affect also means emotion. I use it a lot in my job as a psychologist.

205404 piranharama: @Hokie333 A shuttle huh? Seems like cheating to me.

205496 White Rice: @Felicity That is true (had some friends over the years who had that issue, had to double up with a belt & suspenders to keep everything under control) and we can't see enough of this individual to gauge much beyond their pants, jacket & crack. It's just there have been so many instances where there shouldn't have been any issue with using a belt, and constant disaster. Side note: I only now noticed the guy in this image didn't use the belt loops of the pants (at least not the one we can see in the image). That could add to their pant problems.

205377 apoxia: I'm a psychologist and this year I worked with two men who had become acutely unwell and were in the psychiatric ward with anxiety about their tax returns being a primary trigger. They both had beliefs at delusional intensity.



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Score:
1485
 
 square44: #163389
 TFChicken: I trick them into thinking I actually care. It's my best trick
 grizzly: @Mr. Shine I had to hit the softball.
 Mr. Shine: @grizzly This joke was inevitable. *polite golf clap*
 grizzly: The one with the peanut butter.
 Lestrange: One of my cats likes to bring home rushes out of our local pond.
 Cami: My dog knew draught commands. You could tell him which way to turn at road and trail intersections if he was in front of you.
 bardberries: When I was younger, we had this lovely mutt named Portia. She was an amazing dog. My favourite trick of hers was seeing her go down slides at playgrounds.
 draakeragon: What's your favorite pet trick? #162155 My favorite pet trick is a back flip
 kazzy94: I taught Granger to drink beer, but his taste is too expensive for my budget. Jerk won't drink Milwaukee's best.
 Side Boob: I taught my first cat to give me his paw when we first got him. Used deli ham to train him. Years later whenever he wanted something really badly, he'd sit down and pick up his paw :P I miss that cat
 2Berries: Watched my pug straight body-slam my chaweenie this morning. Really hoping she would have finished it off with the mutts elbow or the stone cold booper, but they are only puppies.
 Annoying Vegan : Corgi belly flops are the best thing ever.
 Supermansbrother: Also: #162749
 Peach: I take my dog Ginger to the park and I throw three different tennis balls in three different directions and she comes back with all three in her mouth, but she won't drop them. You have to chase her and catch her and wrestle them out of her mouth, then do it all over again. She's trained me well.
 hat thrab: My cat used to stand still with a disgruntled look on his face while the dog tried to mate with him. It's like he knew that if it wasn't him, it would've been one of our legs, and he was taking one for the team. I miss that cat.
 NoRagrets: My cat likes to hang severed bird and rat heads from my fence. Does that count as a trick?
 KrazyKat: My command to to make my dog drop whats in his mouth (and shouldn't have) is "puhtooie".
 Hosebag: I trained my Doberman to open and close doors, he can let himself out. Thought it was cool until the UPS guy drove up. Now we have to deadbolt all the doors, all the time.
 WaffleIron: #162655
 Bu7Z: #161218 he does no tricks, but he won't cross imaginary lines, won't enter a kitchen, and won't step over extension cords.
 Peter Pantsless: My cat uses the toilet sometimes. So I got that goin' for me
 Cerberus: I tell my cat to lay down and she doesn't. :,)
 Noremak: If we say "Squirrel," our dogs will attack the sliding glass door till someone opens it so they can get outside to find it.
 Borkf: Whenever my dog can't figure out what I'm asking, he just runs through his entire repertoire until someone gives him a treat.
 Wet farts: I have three dachshunds. My favorite trick that they all do is disobey everything.
 Supermansbrother: Mimicry: #162584
 VoR: Stroke the snake.
 Kohapi: Favorite Pet Trick: the 1080 triple ollie off a garage door while catching a frisbee. Blindfolded.
 bug: #162532 Fido:sit! stay! roll over! gun!
 Prostata: happyfuzzypup!
 PenguinBartender: Yuuuuussssssss.
 tritium: The Tingler!
 fakeusername: Before the invention of the wire whisk bundles of twigs with split ends were used, and the scritching of a single doggo often took over an hour.
 snipdawg: When the eggs need more dog to balance out the egg flavor.
 trumpet: This isn't an egg beater, actually.
 donhomero: Same. Love those things
Image 162155   02-14-17   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
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 Jabberwikket: Surprise Sneks ?
 Amy Housewine: I can imagine the editor shouting at the cover illustrator: "No! It was meant to be 'Sex can be fun', not 'Sneks cannot be fun'!"
 Knice: @Mr. Butt Ew, what a freak.
 Mr. Butt: MY MASCULINE POWER FANTASY IS TO ACCUMULATE MUSCLE MASS THROUGH DEDICATED, RESPONSIBLE WEIGHT TRAINING AND THEN HAVE CONSENSUAL SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH MY WIFE
 San DoDo: Same?
 SomeCanadian: Metaphor attacks have tripled in the recent decade. @tritium
 SpaceCow: Sex can be fun? Now I've heard everything.
 wolfpk: Man's End Life
 wolfpk: Man's End Life
 tritium: @hearsegirl Important to look your best, even when you're being attacked by a sexually confusing metaphor.
 hearsegirl: this guy's hair is perfect. Must be a Dapper Dan Man.
 tokyopig: The editor messed up, its supposed to say "I'm teaching my kid to fight" and then "Dirty sex can be fun"
 Bast Relief: No seriously, it's actually kinda fun!
 Lestrange: Auntie Flo visiting?
Image 162154   02-14-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
817
 
 Mister S: Step 1: Give too much money to a Kickstater.
 DarkTeddy: I guessed I missed out on the asian max payne
 Fancy Clown: Price: One house.
 petepuma: He steals your house
 tib gubb: SIGN ME THE FUCK UP
 AverageJoe: then you have to do a QTE to beg for money
 tokyopig: The secret is to just keep answering "yes" when the lucky hit guy says "want to play again." Gotta love that lucky hit.
 catheter: Freedom like a shopping cart
 Lestrange: I'll ask my wife if she's interested, but not for me, thanks all the same.
 fakeusername: I mean I'm no expert but I don't think it takes a whole lotta training or anything.
 PenguinBartender: That should make for one interesting, yet depressing pamphlet.
Image 162153   02-14-17   Uploaded by    clueful
Score:
627
 
 Robespierre: What's the opposite of gruntled again?
 Lestrange: Stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to pupper.
 Meow: but waterfall training always looks so cool in anime!
 ignatz: A wet dog is a happy dog. Usually..
Image 162152   02-14-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
249
 
 Dick Inspector: Looks like a marzipan something or other. In Germany they have marzipan-shaped everything you can imagine.
Image 162151   02-14-17   Uploaded by    GTA VII
Score:
355
 
 Ratty: He wanted Eeyore, but they had ran out
 Bill Rye: This isn't just bad, it's really bad. Makes me want to turn my dang phone off.
 Bill Rye: This isn't just bad, it's really bad. Makes me want to turn my dang phone off.
 piranharama: Let me slip into something more comfortable...
 Sandor: He had pooh on his shirt
 PenguinBartender: Your prom date is weird.
 Niels Bohr: GG Allin was a weird guy.
 fanny: would absolutely watch this one man show
 SomeCanadian: Hundred acre woods seems to be home to some moose knuckle these days
 a sedated moose: Oh, bother.
Image 162150   02-14-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
319
 
 Suburbanmom: This post definitely gave me cancer
 Teechur: The knot in your tie should never be larger than your head.
 petepuma: I'm pretty sure each forehead hair was placed there individually
 DoctorTwo: Huh-huh-huh, you said "hard"...
 Lestrange: Lame ha ha ha!
 SomeCanadian: Tie for scale.
 AverageJoe: Make up a fake name or leave it blank
Image 162149   02-14-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
426
 
 Mr Bleak: Lip Sync Battle is GO!
 Robespierre: Armed and ready for rock 'n' roll combat
 petepuma: I hate KISS
 a robot: None. None more 80s
 Lestrange: So many levels of lame in this pic it has bordered on the freakish. Bad vote from me.
 PenguinBartender: 80s.jpg
 San DoDo: No matter how hard the situation is, love doesn't let go! Rambo Angel
 jochenau: This machine kills fascists.
 Scoo: Killer riffs
Image 162148   02-14-17   Uploaded by    hoobleton
Score:
322
 
 bardberries: @Starky15 I wish I could rad vote this more than once.
 Starky15: Awesome comments from the peanut gallery. As a guy who's done the job for 19 years and missed warm dinners, birthdays, anniversaries and precious moments, it's nice to see guys taking the time inbetween calls to get cards for the special women in their lives.
 Noremak: I support uniformed sevrices and this picture is nice.
 Ronick: Do stores sell mothers day cards all year round?
 hajjpodge: Looking for apology cards to send the families of all the unarmed black men they've killed.
 Robespierre: @Musician Then they must be the Alabama State Troupers!
 Musician: That's an Alabama patch on their arms
 Cami: I wonder if they decorate a paper bag and tape it to the edge of their desk as a Valentine mailbox.
 whiplash: Donut shop wasn't open yet.
 Lestrange: Better do it boys or #162153
 tokyopig: looks like they're about to unzip and pee on those greeting cards.
 Butcherboy: STOP! In the name of love
 Meow: @Bu7Z Somehow I doubt they've ever been sorry about that
 SomeCanadian: LoL. Dark. @Bu7Z
 PlzPlzMe: Where is the section for "sorry I shot your unarmed son" cards?
 dobbiesdoogs: after the picture was taken and immediately posted to social media, the rest of alabama saw their chance to commit all of the crimes
Image 162147   02-14-17   Uploaded by    twenty4
Score:
572
 
 XLY: I feel smarter already
 Robespierre: Hey, where they keep the wind-up Solar System?
 petepuma: This is the photonegative of an Ikea catalog
 antipatterns: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!
 tokyopig: Needs more globes, celestial spheres, and clocks.
 Meow: Seated in the far back is some dick on his nook
 SomeCanadian: Oooh! Ostentatious.
 jochenau: And this is just the card catalog!
 Mr. Shine: I want this!
Image 162146   02-14-17   Uploaded by    spacedawg
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