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268740  Not A Bot: The Fahrenheit 451 crew is taking a coffee break.

268653  KnifeySpooney: Hahaha @Mr. Whiskers

268768  MrBoffo: Foodstuffs of North Korea

268739  MrBoffo: This either is, or is based on, a Kliban cartoon that appeared in the National Lampoon in the mid-'70s.

268775  ChubbyBuddy: looks like a solution to me

268766  square44: "it's half past and" ...and what?

268764  Annoying Vegan : You can do this, Earl. Pick a pocket, buy mudcrabs, eat like a king. Youre a pelican, not a pelicant.

268006  Mr Bleak: @Mad Collager This is what happens when you feed Minions after midnight.

268719  Winterneuro: *grabs his walker* yes! I can finally set that a- hole neighbors house on fire. I will have my revenge!

268760  ignatz: Esc.

268740  ignatz: @lecj07 I'll bep urple again one da..

268749  El hefe: Are those eyes blue?

268753  Knice: Bad-votrogen.

268756  Knice: They said fuck you.

268757  Knice: Temporary holding

268765  Not A Bot: Is that Tina from Bob's Burgers?

268747  Annoying Vegan : Banana bread sounds pretty good right now

268758  FabricMan: Examination: Failed

268758  Fiveninety: close enough

268757  antipatterns: other puppy for scale

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268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268687 addend: (Sits down & celebrates.)

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

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11. wordjones: 1506 points
12. frenk: 1499 points
13. poetrysucks: 1440 points
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15. beyardo: 1415 points
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 whiplash: It's the thought that counts. I thought, why spend more on this girl I'm breaking up with next week?
 LieutenantTofu: This reminds me of the big white cans with SOUP on them in big block letters. Not terribly romantic
 Ulillillia: @illBilliam I gave up many Valentine's Days ago
 illBilliam: I give up
 illBilliam: Whoops, I mean, 5.99!!!!!
 illBilliam: *Looks at price on back* $5.99!!!!!
Image 162092   02-13-17   Uploaded by    Pizza
 Derp Herpigan: @WaffleIron I think I went to a place where one hole wasn't even illuminated with that glow in the dark paint. that one hole really sucked.
 WaffleIron: This has got to be glow in the dark minigolf.
Image 162091   02-13-17   Uploaded by    wooden boy
 petepuma: The wink is super-subtle
 addend: Label on mustard jar is upside-down. That's the least wrong thing here.
 CapitalismMeow: Man these get creepier the older I get
 smarkles: @Skaalar Not for connoisseurs.
 illBilliam: @Skaalar Homeboy is sloppy with that mustard. Even got some of it in his left eye.
 Skaalar: Geeze dude, the mustard goes INSIDE the bun.
 XLY: No one else will. Do it!
 tokyopig: While suggestive I think we have a ways until the money shot.
 Nope: Also damn girl that skirt be short.
Image 162090   02-13-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Prostata: so floofy
 tritium: Be my Valentine?
 Derp Herpigan: @LKoroton yesf?
 tokyopig: That's some serious dream candy.
 LKoroton: Derpf
Image 162089   02-13-17   Uploaded by    meh
 SpaceCow: The card which inspired Nicholas Sparks.
 petepuma: Needs more fedora
 Dunky Luker: @ "Nice guy" neckbeards
 addend: Okay, but that's no reason to confuse the coroner.
 Phillee: dawww... :-)
 Lestrange: Would send
 AverageJoe: fucking yandere furries
 tokyopig: Who knew they made Hallmark cards for nice guys?
 Mr. Shine: Red flag.
 Mexico: There should be one of these with a bunny boiling itself.
Image 162088   02-13-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
 jochenau: Mucky and Ruine
 mrwiffler: @WaffleIron Don't be silly. They used Paint.
 scribbs: @WaffleIron And I thought humor was invented in 1950.
 WaffleIron: I didn't know they had photoshop in 1939!
Image 162087   02-13-17   Uploaded by    horny horn
 mrwiffler: @sparename Yes! What ever happened to google actually using your search terms?
 DrinkMixMan: Yeah, either that or there is just too much commercial crap on the first page
 tokyopig: Replace that top part with "You know your porn searches are getting too weird..."
 sparename: Or it's just ignored half of the very specific search terms that you put in to avoid having to scroll through pages of irrelevant crap...
Image 162086   02-13-17   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
 tritium: @JohnnySalami (Ron Howard voice) She couldn't.
 JohnnySalami: Spoiler: She couldn't
 DrinkMixMan: Then to the Duff Brewery...
 scribbs: [OUTER MONOLOGUE] I can't believe it's forty-nine minutes past my bedtime. I need more gin!
 WaffleIron: [INNER MONOLOGUE] For once in my life, make a funny comment!
Image 162085   02-13-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
 SpaceCow: "This was not how I imagined this."
 norgu5: Unchain my hearrrrrrt....
 AdaMan: [INNER MONOLOGUE] For once in your life be cool.
 wolfpk: Some please, just kill me!
 piranharama: Oh. Yeah. Yeah. It definitely feels like I'm poopin. Yep. Odds pretty high.
 scribbs: Cats LOVE Cactus Grass (tm)!
Image 162084   02-13-17   Uploaded by    god666
 Science: Well, I turned into a Housekeeper / Whoa oh oh / I can't even recall my name / Whoa oh oh
 EvilOtter: He's the boss.
 scribbs: This was edited out of the original draft of "All Hell Breaks Loose," because it was too scary, even for The Misfits.
 Dr. Bathroom: Hey, how ya doin'?
 TurdFerguson: Hold me close, my Tony Danza.
 Ulillillia: edit: beat me to it!
 Headoftheclass: Mona, tell your children not to come my way...
Image 162083   02-13-17   Uploaded by    Jolly Well
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