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183720  dangerkeith3000: @bug If you didn't have indoor plumbing, you'd be grumpy too!

209927  No Penguins Allowed: These sound pretty shitty.

209575  Yurishiro: Step on my cubes!

209902  funny in the wall: @grizzly i meant fatter, wesley was a stick

209901  Not A Bot: Chapter 1: Using the U-bend Urination Technique to avoid dunking in the toilet.

209576  Yurishiro: RAD if you imagined it in sweet robot voice.

209927  kristy: Just as long as I can still *feel* that bass

209909  tib gubb: @Knice it's actually as much the destination as the destination

209919  Prostata: @WaffleIron satanists obviously use FreeBSD because of the daemon.

209919  tib gubb: settle down there edgelord

209199  Science: @carpwoman: I disagree - they're all great

209917  Yurishiro: FTW! For the win! Wait..

209918  deeeeeeeez: Drearplugs

209927  DogsRGreat: So something other than the pricetag can fuck you in the ass.

209877  Mr. Shine: OMG!!! Today he brought the painting I need, but today he brought the fake. He's brought the fake every time. At least ten times since I got the game.

209913  Yurishiro: What the shell??

209912  Yurishiro: This is the leg-endary cat!

209911  Dr Awkward: @Sparkplug @RiderFan @FunkyDrunk I'm here for the Celiac solidarity!

209906  Mr. Shine: Who is the creature on the right?

209912  Dr Awkward: @Bluetocracy Is Boots your cat?

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209747 Spazstatic: And 100% original content gets shut down due to being too similar to recent uploads...

209702 Amy Housewine: It has nothing to do with connecting to the internet. "WiFi Password" is the name of the person who wants you to solve the equation.

209749 Jeffrat: God Damon I wish every newspaper on earth would just stop running Peanuts! It's over, he's dead, everyone who liked it is dead, just end it!

209778 Cami: Now I have a reason to stare.

209762 Air Biscuit: @jochenau on the internet, noone can tell if youve wiped your butt properly.

209771 Science: @Cami: They also mean less equity in your house, which means you're paying more for less.

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209732 FireBreathingMarmot: Every BFA project ever: the idea was more appetizing than the final work.

209754 Science: I'd rather find $5 and not have a local sports team - they just increase public debt and exist purely to make owners more money.

209843 Side Boob: How do I keep getting into these improbable situations?!



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Score:
302
 
 DrinkMixMan: Pretentious hipster, I bet he's never even read Bukowski
 Noremak: @Lestrange Interesting. I never heard of this guy before. Thanks for the name. (I'm a Piers Anthony and Stephen R. Donaldson fan so go figure I wouldn't know him.)
 Lestrange: I've heard Charles Bukowski called 'just' a boring drunk? Some of his writing and much of his life style can teach today's pantywaist kids a lesson or two.
 fanny: God who'd wanna be such an asshole?
 Warrax: I need a shirt with my own face on it. Need.
Image 161800   02-12-17   Uploaded by    antipatterns
Score:
210
 
 enfanta: Pink man down!
 steve: Puncture can for party rope
 Hosebag: Its like "silly string", but without the royalties.
 DrinkMixMan: *pcccchhhhhhhht*
 WaffleIron: Got detention for these once.
 dobbiesdoogs: commence fun
 Coolguy: This is just silly...
Image 161799   02-12-17   Uploaded by    caesar
Score:
505
 
 fanny: STILL TERRIFYING
 CapitalismMeow: Whose got a chunky monkey butt? You do!
 Nope: Well thats fucking adorable
Image 161798   02-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
571
 
 Amy Housewine: Fox for scale.
 scribbs: Forgot to give the reference for this. From the Zao Fox Village in Japan: boredpanda.com/zao-fox-village-japan/
 Warrax: Used firefox to google "eastern religion."
 tritium: Man, he charges way too much for healing items until you level up his social link.
 CastleBravo: Fox Shui.
Image 161797   02-12-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
781
 
 TurdFerguson: Nobody puts baby in a corner. Wait, no corners here.
 PenguinBartender: Oh... Oh no. Did I pee in THIS circle while standing in THAT circle last time, or...?
 Warrax: "Fuuuuck that shit."
 CapitalismMeow: A more extreme game of the snow is lava
 scribbs: She has a yellow belt in circle standing.
Image 161796   02-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
913
 
 ch: whats up you meme loving fuck
 ThatGuy: A tired old dog, and his dog.
 scribbs: "Let's skip the dog park today, I'm just not up to it."
 questionable: all puppered out
 AstoriaBum: Dog is my co-pilot.
Image 161795   02-12-17   Uploaded by    edvard
Score:
310
 
 enfanta: @Ulillillia I wish I could mark this as a great comment more than once.
 SomeCanadian: @questionable Thems good eatin's
 questionable: I get that the joke is supposed to be water people 'fish' for birds, but I'm just not buying it
 Ulillillia: Hobbies in the year 2000: Being a dick to seagulls
Image 161794   02-12-17   Uploaded by    booger
Score:
199
 
 Eleftheros: Whatcha eatin under th....oh god
 DrinkMixMan: Snap into my Slim Jim
 ThatGuy: Salty...
 Bast Relief: Unessary accessory. I'm already pretty meaty.
 bug: Do you want to get mauled by bears? Because this is how you get mauled by bears.
 Spazstatic: @questionable eeewww...
 Knice: One weird trick to throw off drug-sniffing dogs...
 questionable: to be fair, all underwear is meat underwear if you wear it for long enough without taking it off
 sparename: Beef Encounter
 Prostata: mmm... TANGY
Image 161793   02-12-17   Uploaded by    werterland
Score:
118
 
 TurdFerguson: Stretching eyes for wide screen.
 El hefe: They're going for the ole pink-eye promise
 Warrax: Eye see.
 Spazstatic: Lol we're so anime lolll
 questionable: D I S R E S P E C T E D
Image 161792   02-12-17   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
Score:
392
 
 Shay: GEORGE IS GETTING DRESSY
 AdaMan: Summer of George
 questionable: *current affairs joke about a certain clothing line that shares a name with a certain world leader*
 Ulillillia: @sparename George Constasda
 sparename: Available at Asda
Image 161791   02-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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