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192457  Jennerator: He can make a fist and pitch the GNP of a small country into scattered shards like a thrown dirt clod. ...And they're really just rocks.

192456  fanny: Touchdern!

192456  bug: This is me. This is how I catch things. I even get the same terrified "oh crap, I'm not going to catch this, why did he have to throw it" face.

192438  wolfpk: The other side has a razor blade.

192429  Horatio: If we get one more blue after me before the purple's jump on we can get a pattern going.

192463  fanny: oh god, like Palin is our biggest problem now

192445  wolfpk: What the..... never mind, probably best I don't know.

192461  piranharama: We're going in full throttle, that oughta keep those fighters off our backs!

192458  Jennerator: Bigfoot in the suburbs

192447  wolfpk: Hardly a block, floor it!

192448  wolfpk: 10,000 year from now they will be asking how they built that.

192434  Horatio: Why are there so many Reboot references recently? Is it getting a reboot?

192460  Jennerator: Dancing Baby's about to get more lively

192460  wolfpk: @Aufziehvogel That's what the 11 seconds are for.

192454  Sage: Your joke is bad, and you should feel bad. But only a little. Puns are usually bad.

192461  wolfpk: Trust me, hounds are stupid. I will have your back!

192461  Dr Awkward: @tib gubb sneaky asshole versus gives-zero-fucks asshole

192463  Sage: Hanging in effigy is not an appropriate response to anything. Understandable, but not appropriate.

192417  Jabberwikket: And how do they sign it ? Dick move Nine Ten Dos, Dick move....

192420  redmonkey3: Nevermind... ceasing to comment - probably - until less sick in sinuses

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9. Sadbot
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192319 Donut: AND THEY ALL WANT SUN-CHIPS!

192284 SpaceCow: "What, ya never seen a two stone guinea pig?"

192309 White Rice: @SomeCanadian I've pretty much come to terms with that being how I'll die one day. There'll be a big, murder-kitty, and I'll just go for it.

192333 SunWukong: Google Image best guess? "Photograph". FFS.

192306 Donut: That's not a five dollar bill! You TRICKED me, Uber!

192340 Donut: @dangerkeith3000 I prefer Righteous Cheerleader to be honest.

192263 duckfarts: what's the big deal? they just need to land on it when they come back

192258 Robespierre: Musta been when the Mets were ensconsed in the Polo Grounds, pre-Shea. Anyway ... jeez, what a pointless supervillain.

192288 SpaceCow: Jonathan Davis' message to his fans.

192291 Zukero: @Teechur thanks Obama



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Drump Porbs uploaded 191958 (846 points)
DOW uploaded 192015 (841 points)
CrookedCop uploaded 192065 (783 points)
melted plastic uploaded 192001 (773 points)
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Big Beagler uploaded 192400 (772 points)


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 6. SunWukong: 3002 points
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 8. carpwoman: 2979 points
 9. winwolf: 2483 points
10. SomeCanadian: 2356 points
11. ChubbyBuddy: 2149 points
12. a robot: 2050 points
13. E. HONDA: 1835 points
14. mickeyd: 1666 points
15. DOW: 1615 points
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Score:
74
 
 smarkles: @tokyopig Enhance!
 tokyopig: I wrote 'sup friendly spaceship' on the white board. Sadly its not legible. Next time.
 jochenau: @smarkles wtf those are horrible
 tokyopig: @Derp Herpigan Its not just tiny, its also cold as fuck.
 smarkles: @Derp Herpigan Google Hong Kong small apartment and this image will look like a manion. The cage houses are especially rough.
 Derp Herpigan: That, is one cramped working space, and here I complained about my tiny house.
Image 161734   02-12-17   Uploaded by    tokyopig
Score:
226
 
 Bast Relief: @Spazstatic No, the hand of one sound clapping.
 sparename: "One clap is better than one herp" SM
 Spazstatic: The sound of one hand clapping.
 ch: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii''''''veeeeeeee gggggggottttttt thhhhhhhhhheeeeeee cllllllllaaaaappppp ........ innnnnnn mmmmmeeeeeeee
 addend: Bbbbrrrraaaavvvvo o o o.
Image 161733   02-11-17   Uploaded by    spydermon
Score:
310
 
 ThatGuy: Sac O' Spuds!
 a robot: Don't treat me like potato!
 Ulillillia: "Hey everybody! We're all gonna get laid!"
Image 161732   02-11-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
234
 
 Warrax: Well the birdhouse doesn't have a proper address, no there's no other way to get cable but to steal it.
 tritium: In addition to, you know, breaking everything, that has to cause significant noise on the cable.
 Ulillillia: Like a drunk in a midnight choir
 piranharama: Grid goes down in 3, 2...
Image 161731   02-11-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
124
 
 Spazstatic: I'm only vaguely familiar with the Instagram, but how does one racket (racquet?) Instagram?
 Derp Herpigan: Splendid! I'll take 5!
Image 161730   02-11-17   Uploaded by    tears as lube
Score:
450
 
 Robespierre: Migration took on a whole new meaning in the Jet Age
 Spazstatic: @scribbs blue makes you blue
 scribbs: Fact: Wearing red makes you happy.
Image 161729   02-11-17   Uploaded by    catheter
Score:
522
 
 scribbs: When reality follows fiction.
Image 161728   02-11-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
285
 
 Albatross: This kills the cat
 tritium: Pew pew
 a robot: @Ulillillia "I recognize a genuine Panaphonics when I see it! And look, they've got Magnetbox and Sorny!"
 scribbs: The death-ray app works for shit on my phone, too.
 A duck: "ASSHOLE CAT DETECTED! ASSHOLE CAT DETECTED!"
 Ulillillia: Where'd you get the Gnuzmaz phone?
Image 161727   02-11-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
215
 
 Aspirin: Accept the caramels into my body. Check.
 Borkf: Guess I better eat all of the caramels!
 scribbs: Even after applying the principle of charity, this is unreasonable: some clown is going to lose the map or put the lid on the wrong way and then I'm going to have to spend a whole five seconds figuring out which ones I'm not to eat, and I'm simply not up to the task when chocolate is in front of me.
 Sheikhjahbooty: There's never a grammar nazi when you need one.
 Aemuli: Graciously
Image 161726   02-11-17   Uploaded by    berlin
Score:
651
 
 jazzjunkie: [ Flight of the Valkyries crescendos ]
 enfanta: The winter Golden Retriever migration is breathtaking.
 piranharama: @scribbs Yeah, I wouldn't want to be a tennis ball right about now.
 scribbs: This is going to be the cutest shark attack ever.
 piranharama: Swimming back upstream to spawn,awww
Image 161725   02-11-17   Uploaded by    Taters
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