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238840  Mr. Shine: Mondays, amirite?!

238843  Mr. Shine: @WTF and has yet to murder. . . .

238847  Mr. Shine: *Beavis and Butthead snickering*

238842  Yurishiro: Plot twist. This guy is from C.S.I. and he WILL find you.

238813  savvoy: #justyogathings

238819  savvoy: For some reason, my first thought was 'platypus'

238845  Yurishiro: "Hello? Mo-GHYWAAAAAAHAAAAAA---------..."

238821  savvoy: "I'm catching shitfish!"

238846  Yurishiro: But can you find the 5th?! Enjoy!

238824  savvoy: That pretty much sums up the Russian economy right there

238836  Beef Supreme: I've never been to an existentialist wedding.

238826  savvoy: Etsy: a wretched hive of scum and villany

238823  Yurishiro: @Mad Collager heh, I thought that too! + for our mental link

238784  FabricMan: If Frank Sinata sang country

238834  Yurishiro: @Christina good*

238842  savvoy: Gods of my people, bring misfortune to this person.

238833  Christina: Reading: bad vote.

238846  savvoy: Different is not the same as wrong, you utter tool

238834  Christina: Dog is silly.

238800  FabricMan: I remember a Nike commercial featuring Ken Griffey Jr that went like this

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238744 FireBreathingMarmot: Fresh from the barber shop.

238694 FireBreathingMarmot: You can get special swabs on Amazon to wipe the ghosts off your sensor.

238704 Darmstadtium: You should try Bing, it is cheaper

238766 Yurishiro: I imagine F doing a boob honking sound

238747 wolfpk: Holy cow, I just now saw the naked lady! I guess my mind was to distracted by thinking of werewolf legs.

238752 Kaviri: Wanna grow, grow up to be, be a debaser.

238582 Sadpygmy: Ach fook

238781 Felicity: I met rock star Lee Aaron, but it was during her jazz phase

238574 addend: "...or my son..."

238697 Captain Marsupial: Early Borg concept art sucked.

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 ClockworkJackalope: Excuse me Jesus, but do ya got trefiddy?
Image 160739   02-06-17   Uploaded by    antipatterns
 LKoroton: Event horizon depiction for dummies
 Ulillillia: Everything's coming up Milhouse!
Image 160738   02-06-17   Uploaded by    clayjar
 jazzjunkie: These subpar merriment numbers don't make any sense. We've been pumping elevated levels of frivolity into the habitat all week!
 WaffleIron: He is not joyous, even though we wrapped him presents in a joyous manner! More study is indicated.
Image 160737   02-06-17   Uploaded by    Dorb
 fanny: @a robot thanks :) she was a wonderful cat, loved us and would make dough on our laps until she drooled, would meow if she was alone until she found someone :)
 Joseph: This is great.
 a robot: @fanny Suds is a pretty great name for a cat :3
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny I had a cat like Famous. I think he got a contact high because eventually he'd just start randomly pawing at stuff, claws retracted, with this idiotic look on his face
 winwolf: The cat's expression says, "Oh dear, we're doing the thing with the eggplant again."
 San DoDo: Truly a blast from the past :D
 Yam: Huh, well damn.
 Knice: I fucking love this. :-D
 fanny: @scribbs um, thank you?
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless she HATED when we smoked... would give us dirty looks and run away... Famous on the other hand runs to it
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny I don't know, that eggplant looks like it knows how to party. Suds, on the other hand, is not amused. Or is just also stoned
 scribbs: I'm too easily influenced by user names and sophomoric humor, @fanny; I imagined a very different sort of face on you :-)
 fanny: @Borkf fanny before kids liked to cut loose, even if eggplants were not involved ;)
 fanny: refrence to #160656 this is about 10 years ago... i got that eggplant at the farmers market because it cracked me up, brought it home and showed my husband (boyfriend at the time) expecting the same reaction, was disappointed he was only slightly amused. Proceeded to drink a couple of CCs on the rocks and perhaps other party favors and had an eggplant photo shoot...other gems included me, the eggplant and a plastic stingray. I thought my cat Suds (RIP) would be appreciated here, since you know, we like cats.
 Borkf: You're right, you do look stoned #160656
Image 160736   02-06-17   Uploaded by    fanny
 Scoo: @AverageJoe Yeah, we like waffles!
 AverageJoe: Do you like waffles?
 a robot: I like the combo of this post with the one above it. This kitty is like "I know I have a waffle on my head, but could you guys tone it down a little?" Rad.
 Wet farts: Swag
 Warrax: This is fine. This is just fine.
 San DoDo: Suds the Emperor
 Shay: I'm the king of waffles; your argument is invalid.
 WaffleIron: My minions are loyal to a fault.
 Snake Jesus: Kitty no! Leggo my Eggo!
 scribbs: "Now I've got waffle crumbs all over my breakfast!" --Alf
Image 160735   02-06-17   Uploaded by    a robot
 ClockworkJackalope: SCRUB
 Scoo: Get in loser, we're going borkfing
 Peter Pantsless: "Pardon me, would you have anything for me to poupon?"
 Greek Fire: @Snake Jesus Borkf to be wild
 Ulillillia: Breakfast pizza, too.
 Shay:; we're having all three tonight honey.
 Snake Jesus: Head out on the highway, lookin' for adventure...
Image 160734   02-06-17   Uploaded by    withak
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot Her booty poppin'?
 a robot: But.....why?
 Peter Pantsless: Won't work unless it's hooked up to the butt plug outlet
 Kim: What a brave toaster.
 WaffleIron: OooOOOhoo! This just because a dating website!
 Aemuli: Just say no to forking
 sparename: " # Press down, Go Brown, POP UP TOASTERS! # " - A Sayle
Image 160733   02-06-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Prostata: the loneliest roo at the zoo
Image 160732   02-06-17   Uploaded by    gulpeg
 jazzjunkie: Do a barrel roll!
 DrinkMixMan: check yourself before you wreck yourself
 XLY: That looks fun
 Prostata: I think i see your problem...
 wolfpk: Hit it one more time. We almost have it!
 scribbs: FTR: Nobody died.
Image 160731   02-06-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
 Telkwa: Rigorous Opening Ceremony rehearsals by the Rio Olympics performers paid off in spades.
 copunter: street rules. I dont give a f$%k
 Knice: This is some JV-level Quidditch.
Image 160730   02-06-17   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
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