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233938  Robespierre: Ten'll get'cha a hundo the hoomin's name is Hal.

233941  Robespierre: @Jabberwikket From what I can tell it's about Milk Man "A". My ant says it's not worth your ant's time, so don't bother.

233938  Robespierre: Five'll get'cha fifty the cat's name is Dave.

233939  Robespierre: Laziness taken to a whole new level - and I'll bet it's loud as fuck, too

233941  Jabberwikket: Is this about Milkman Dan? Cause if its not about him, I'm not gonna get my ant to read it to me.

233926  trelyate: test taker: Donald Trump

233941  a robot: What the hell is the point of this

233922  WTF: So good you won't believe it's not Spam!

233940  Robespierre: Guess those Volvos really aren't all THAT safe after all

233944  sparename: This missile follows the little red dot

233924  WTF: Sleeps through the routine and Russia still gives her a 10.0

233942  Robespierre: Hm. I want this wall cloud in my living room. And those mammatus would make for a pretty cool ceiling, too

233926  9mm: this is me

233937  WTF: Reducing the Oval Office down to the level of a Wal-Mart bathroom.

233941  Shay: Something something milk and then I nodded off to sleep.

233937  Ulillillia: It's rare when Sarah Palin is the smartest person in a room.

233941  Ulillillia: tinytxt.jpg

233939  Sadbot: A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

233939  Scoo: Edison invented that, didn't he?

233940  Scoo: Now you can party all day

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233819 Felicity: @Beef Supreme To paraphrase an old quote, Aspergers is Gods way of insuring that the truly gifted arent burdened with children

233880 FatTigerWoods: Cover up, your genius is showing

233762 Science: GIS results are inconclusive, but look like Track Cyclist. When I rode a bike, my calves were huge, but I never had thighs like these...

233742 Teechur: @Robespierre Or Sammy Davis Jr.!

233730 White Rice: @barfolomew @jochenau happy to be of service (but not as happy as the creator has been...ugh, I made myself a little sick thinking about that :-P)

233783 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.

233737 Wooden Spoon: Louis CK quote in a less repugnant package.

233910 Felicity: In Soviet Russia, food smells you

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.



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Score:
425
 
 Nymphomania: this made me vote rad @Derp Herpigan
 San DoDo: This is the best
 Astanapan: Perhaps you should research this subject for more than 6 minutes before you take off for the woods.
 Headoftheclass: Sunday, May 29, 2016 5:10 PM: prosthetic providers near me
 Lestrange: Lola 'worse case scenario' go broke feeding the big bastard. Really hope this guy got a wolf.
 Borkf: Get a husky you crazy fuck!
 jochenau: There are these things you can have as a pet that closely resemble wolves. They're called dogs.
 shitshow: "Just got mauled... help if doctor or nurse"
 Derp Herpigan: 11:55 AM: Statistical advantage to owning bears over wolves
 WaffleIron: First hit for "pet wolf worst case scenario" is this inetdesign.com/wolfdunn/wolfdogfaq/…
Image 160587   02-05-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
656
 
 Robespierre: Rubick's Gummies
 Lestrange: Yes delicious mind expanding candy.
 Teechur: Use enough of these and you can make your own Sleestak control panel for your Pylon. Sol would be pleased.
 2Berries: Mmm, magic kitchen...
 Wet farts: Now I want candy
 Dan Tagonistic: Pleasing
 shitshow: arrange squares to insure the Beetiss.
Image 160586   02-05-17   Uploaded by    celebgate
Score:
188
 
 scribbs: From Trump's EDC blog.
 Robespierre: "A fella could have a heck of a weekend in Vegas with this!"
 ch: Always Be Knolling
 Science: Lifehacker presents: A well packed fanny pack
 smarkles: Post jail property retern arrangement semifinalist '98.
 a robot: This is not a nutritious breakfast.
 Skinr: the sequel to "I Was a Teenage Caveman" never really took off
Image 160585   02-05-17   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
477
 
 Science: Don't rad this - it just encourages them
 Lestrange: @WaffleIron You said it best. Exactly.
 whiplash: Godzilla vs. Boneheadrian
 smarkles: I was going to make fun of the grammar, but then I realized that it's probably a Bible quote and that just takes all the fun out of it. I can't claim a lot of knowledge as to grammar of that vintage.
 AverageJoe: ...but then God sent a meteor to earth to punish those heretic dinosaurs
 jochenau: @Skinr Even back when I was a YEC, this would have hurt my brain. On several levels.
 a robot: "OW OW OW QUIT IT I'M TELLING MOM!"
 Religion X: no wonder they were not allowed on the ark
 Skinr: this is what young-earth creationists actually believe.
 jazzjunkie: Curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal!
 BILL DOOR: BIOLOGY FANFICTION.
 Peter Pantsless: "Could you not?"
 ElGenerico: Somewhere, Kent Hovind is jerking off
 WaffleIron: [INCOHERENT FROTHING]
Image 160584   02-05-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
351
 
 Starky15: If you look right here, this a called a neurolyzer. You won't remember a thing and you'll never fart the same after.
 Peter Pantsless: Squidrogator out collecting rad images
Image 160583   02-05-17   Uploaded by    The Bees
Score:
157
 
 whiplash: Buddy Holly was the Zodiac Killer?
 Snake Jesus: Ted Cruz in his younger years.
 shitshow: You name it!
 Ulillillia: Location: US Senate
Image 160582   02-05-17   Uploaded by    mission2mars
Score:
750
 
 tritium: Shopped
 jochenau: I honestly don't know what my reaction would be if my dad texted "Sex" to me, but outrage doesn't seem like it would be one of the possibilities.
 DarkTeddy: I am no UI expert but that tone of green seems off
 Scoo: Love me some good tomfoolery
 WaffleIron: About as legit as any other one of these.
Image 160581   02-05-17   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
Score:
280
 
 jochenau: I'm glad the entrance has a roof over it.
 Peter Pantsless: Better get out of the way if there's an earthquake
 Musician: Diogenes sold out to the hipster craft beer trend
 BILL DOOR: BLOODY STUPID JOHNSON HAS MOVED ON TO BARRELS, I SEE.
Image 160580   02-05-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
725
 
 San DoDo: ;-3E
 Lestrange: Image made wonderful by my failing graphics card.
 whiplash: *sarcastic meow*
 Dan Tagonistic: Would scritch those ears
 Cami: Your shit can wait. I'm laying down here.
 BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE.
 ASTER: 10 for petability, 10 for face.
 jochenau: Oh hey. Your sheets were all clean and stuff so I had to cat-hair them up for ya a bit.
 Peter Pantsless: "Shit is it six already?"
Image 160579   02-05-17   Uploaded by    brown tony
Score:
460
 
 Chest Rockwell: At least he's not thinking "the fuck i'm doin"
 Mexico: @Nope me @ school
 Scoo: Chairhorn
 Ulillillia: When you were here before, couldn't look you in the eye
 Nothing: Oh! Pick me! I know!
 Snake Jesus: @Nope me @ life
 Nope: me @ work
 WaffleIron: Getting paid for holding that chair down.
Image 160578   02-05-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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