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268456  VeeKay: Plan A

268460  VeeKay: Africa's deadliest animal (after the mosquito obviously).

268463  VeeKay: What fresh hell is this?

268438  Not A Bot: That was a strange episode of archer

268402  redmonkey3: @lolnotrly - Go Mom!

268405  redmonkey3: Better than alternative

268459  copunter: vvv also, loops on the door handle so's you could hang yer onion there while driving, such as was the style at that time

268454  Mr. Butt: @Annoying Vegan My Neighbor Contortoro

268459  copunter: those keyless entry pads on cars in the Eighties would have two numbers on each button so they could issue more different access codes even though the series of keys pressed would be the same

268120  Mr Bleak: They are little sods, really - dunno why we love 'em.

268422  redmonkey3: Love.

268427  redmonkey3: Go Back To Brazzers, Please... Thanks.

268440  VeeKay: *wiggle wiggle*

268431  redmonkey3: "Private Read - Do Not Sign" (gets out sharpie)

268444  Otterman: I must have this elongated pup

268459  ThoughtlessGentleman: looking good.

268445  sparename: @Yam Nooooo, get wet in shower, get washed on towel

268457  redmonkey3: Never. EVER. make eye contact with the goose - he has many other stops to make & no time for yr human flirtations

268451  Air Biscuit: But you wont know till after im gone anyway...

268452  Air Biscuit: Never trust people walking on water.

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268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge well, this guy appears to be a plumber.

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

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Score:
626
 
 potato: Supertoys lady all summer long.
 scribbs: This is super creepy for some reason.
 LKoroton: Jimmy was horribly mauled by a bear, but they saved his brain
 EvilOtter: Doom. Doom! DOOOOM!!!!
 whiplash: Teacher: "Don't be prejudiced, children. Remember, we're all the same on the inside." Robot student: "The hell we are!"
 whiplash: Billy, Slim XR34B, and Rusty.
 addend: Guess which 2 are droids.
 AverageJoe: by the year 2030, sex robots will be cheap and efficient
 Spazstatic: Sure, it starts out all cuddly and friendly, but then it ends with Will Smith fighting for humanity's freedom because someone didn't bug test Simmons' coding of Asimov's Rules.
 Amy Housewine: Hello fellow human children.
Image 160418   02-05-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
258
 
 scribbs: "Don't pee in the sink."
 Teechur: This is what bidets are for. At least I'm pretty sure. I mean, what ELSE would people use them for?
 Cami: Hotel living.
 Borkf: This is what sinks are for.
Image 160417   02-05-17   Uploaded by    On Spec
Score:
275
 
 Mad Collager: @ping Fails emission test precisely because it's made of people.
 Radstarboom: Street fighter bonus stage.
 ping: Made of people. Still fails emission test.
Image 160416   02-05-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
430
 
 scribbs: Make me no contracts, I'll pay you no debts.
 Teechur: Heck, my wife lifps with BOTH of her teeth.
 Mr. Whiskers: If you can't keep track of a lisping, one-legged, one-toothed fairy-believing semi-wife, brother I just don't know what to tell you.
 slurms: To coole for coole.
 Spazstatic: Sounds like she isn't the only one with a "lifp"
 jochenau: Sounds like you may have dodged a bullet there, friend.
 Fancy Clown: Classic Bridget.
Image 160415   02-05-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
505
 
 msmstud: I hope the alien pod-child doesn't hurt the nice shadow-wraith.
 SpaceCow: The smoke monster from Lost was quite the nanny.
 scribbs: "At first I wasn't sure about having a Royal Death Shadow as a nanny, but he's great with Herbert and he only kills the servants who don't pull their weight."
 Mr. Whiskers: I'm your ant!
 XLY: Push that snooze button one more gat dang time i dare u!
 ASTER: Prince Poo, look out!!!
Image 160414   02-05-17   Uploaded by    sassysass
Score:
672
 
 SpaceCow: Cats taking five after a long day of napping.
 scribbs: So that's why my cats smell like skunk.
 whiplash: Let me know if you see Mom and Dad coming!
Image 160413   02-05-17   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
457
 
 LurkedMoar: All his friends are dead
 scribbs: "What's going on? Did everybody turn into birds or something?"
 Mr. Shine: Guys? . . . .Hello? . . .Anyone?!
Image 160412   02-05-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
509
 
 guest: get get get get get get get get you with my crab hand
 SunWukong: I got a Crab hand, I got a... Oh.
 fishsoup: This is not the crab of ineffable wisdom.
 DrinkMixMan: @Peter Pantsless That joke will do in a "pinch"
 Bast Relief: All work and no play make Jack crabby.
 lecj07: This thing will chase me down endless halls tonight in my dreams.
 Bast Relief: Heeeeeere's CRABBY!
 Peter Pantsless: Jack Nick-claw-son. Oh sweet Jesus that's bad. Bedtime!
Image 160411   02-05-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
433
 
 guest: never understood getting ink in characters or languages you don't understand or speak
 Bob: This is why back-translations are important.
 scribbs: In a few years, she'll regret this less than having her ex-boyfriend's name on her back.
 Amy Housewine: Babylon is burning.
 WaffleIron: Can the automatic translator aboard the friendly spaceship confirm that for me?
Image 160410   02-05-17   Uploaded by    Chocolate Pain
Score:
384
 
 Mad Collager: So, I guess this is the painter's equivalent of a music director conducting himself well?
 scribbs: Yeah, okay, I guess this is kinda cute. Wouldn't want it in my house, but I'll vote Rad.
 Teechur: Check out Velazquez's "Las Meninas" and look off to the left.
 Spazstatic: Paints picture of painting self portrait of self portrait while painting of self in portrait... of... oh, my head. His head? Yeesh
 Sadbot: Can't spell "narcissistic" without "art"...or "narc".
 WaffleIron: This isn't my beautiful bob!
Image 160409   02-05-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
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