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233208  carpwoman: Jeff Sessions with more hair.

233217  carpwoman: Photoshopped.

233229  ignatz: (withdrawn)

233222  Hyphae: Green and friendly!? Where is the purple and friendly?

233231  ignatz: Dyou think I've blown my chances of winning?

233194  mexican: HEY! KEEP IT DOWN OUT THERE! SOME OF US HAVE TO WORK IN THE MORNING!

233218  ignatz: Welp, you might as well run with it..

233203  mexican: Rude.

233225  Not A Bot: weakest gun show ever

233206  a robot: *sung to the tune of Bow Wow Wow's 'I Want Candy'* I HATE CHRISTMAS

233220  Shay: I don't know what's more confusing: the cutout anime guy or being served a tin bowl of Jiffy Pop for dinner.

233217  a robot: @Peter Pantsless Yay, you're purple again! :D

233195  kornisjon: Morbid sense of humour detected, which is rad!

233149  piratepom: Rad for this @Captain Marsupial!

233203  ignatz: #140975

233219  Derp Herpigan: BAD for Alexisyd.

233217  Peter Pantsless: "Aren't you going to frisk me?" "Sir, you're not under arrest." "...can you do it anyway?"

233217  GoGo Robotto: Police Stripper Squad

233212  kornisjon: If that's for one brownie, I do expect them to be 4:20 related.

233175  trelyate: just because you can doesn't mean you should

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233022 glenalec: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).

233056 Robespierre: @Mr. Whiskers As an erstwhile Singapore resident I can attest that this is true.

233185 Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233067 ping: @copunter Not a position I would want or be any good at. Am very content standing on the shore, throwing pebbles in, and watching the ripples spread. Thanks, though.

233103 Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE youtube.com/…

233157 Scoo: @Felicity Appears to just be a broken alias to ResEdit; it's not rocking the awesome Mac-in-the-Box icon

233032 zrj235: i invented one recently called KUNG FU KITCHEN. 523 bonus points if you can guess how to play.

233072 sparename: Mannequinned Mission to Mars

233055 Mr Bleak: Boaty McBoat ... waddya mean, it's been done?

233068 Mr. Shine: @Teechur Version 2: Famous actor Henry Fonda was having health problems, so he went to his doctor, who diagnosed him with dilated cardiomyopathy, that is, an enlarged heart, when the chambers become too weak to properly pump blood. After questioning him about his habits, upon finding out Mr. Fonda enjoyed drinking absinthe in the evenings after dinner, the doctor angrily demanded he stop immediately. When the great actor asked why that mattered, the doctor looked at him and said "EVERBODY knows, absinthe makes the heart grow, Fonda."



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Peter Pantsless uploaded 233103 (1144 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 232767 (1138 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 232888 (1119 points)
rubix1924 uploaded 232740 (1066 points)
KEKOEKEOEK uploaded 232766 (1052 points)
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 3. ping: 6690 points
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 5. HatStand: 3568 points
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11. Annoying Vegan : 2105 points
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13. Bagels: 2013 points
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15. frankie: 1910 points
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Score:
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 carpwoman: There was a news story about this girl and her dog rescuing the mom and baby goat.
 Bob: My kind of gal.
 Wooden Spoon: Kids are so lazy these days.
 Sheikhjahbooty: In former Soviet republic of Kazakhstan, adorable situation occurs.
 a robot: I was already gonna radvote, and then I saw the baby goat! We need a SUPER ULTRA RAD button for this kind of situation
 Scoo: Totes goats, rad votes!
 WTF: Bringing their kids to school.
 Lestrange: Tough stuff.
 Derp Herpigan: Totes their goats.
Image 160104   02-03-17   Uploaded by    San DoDo
Score:
561
 
 tritium: Tippi Hedren buys a nice house in the suburbs.
 PenguinBartender: "Honey, have you seen where my loaf of LSD-laced bread went? Honey?"
 ch: hey the birds are here
 Throwbot: Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near? Seriously Gladys, this shit needs to stop.
 SomeCanadian: @San DoDo It's a MURDER, Marge. A flock of crows is called a MURDER.
 TFChicken: So... Uh.... Guess we'll wait to go to the store...
 Cami: I need your largest seed bell..
 San DoDo: @Derp Herpigan genocide even
 Derp Herpigan: @San DoDo would a level like this be considered mass murder?
 San DoDo: 911? I would like to report a murder.
 Knice: *throws loaf of bread out front window; flees out back door* [SCREEEEEEECCHHHH!!!]
Image 160103   02-03-17   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
560
 
 jazzjunkie: @a robot 159986 was definitely the reason I posted this one; @Scoo reminded me of the The Onion article this is from :-3
 RiderFan: @petepuma "So eat up, and up, and up!"
 petepuma: It fills your "Q zone" with pure mayo goodness!
 a robot: And we thought #159986 was strong!
Image 160102   02-03-17   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
589
 
 PenguinBartender: @Derp Herpigan #160129
 Micro Jackson: You may now bite me
 Higdec: And auto rad for original Dark Shadows
 Higdec: Auto rad for Jonathan Frid
 SomeCanadian: Shockingly not from Florida.
 Headoftheclass: That's the dude from the original Dark Shadows!
 Lestrange: @tritium Wasn't he always?
 tritium: @Lestrange Creepy, creepy Mr. Bean.
 Lestrange: The honour and distinction of being crowned by Mr Bean.
 Derp Herpigan: Can't wait to see which other American Vampire gets the silver medal.
Image 160101   02-03-17   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
175
 
 slurms: my miss heart in my you and always in thoughts my
 bug: Needs more lubricating mayo
 Lestrange:
 Lestrange: Always in my arteries until the very end...
 Scoo: and in my colon, now and forever
 Knice: Especially my heart.
Image 160100   02-03-17   Uploaded by    tritium
Score:
529
 
 wolfpk: Wow, who knew a horse's ass was filled with candy!
 wolfpk: Wow, who knew a horse's ass was filled with candy!
 Wet farts: The piata has a very surprised look on its face
 Prostata: Kitty Centipede
 Snake Jesus: *muffled meowing for help*
 PenguinBartender: *thonk*
 Scoo: He heard there was a hot dog in there
 SomeCanadian: This is NOT appropriate use of the cat Ient you.
 sparename: Heading up the corporate ladder
 San DoDo: We call him Mr. Brown-nose
 Knice: All upinya-ta
Image 160099   02-03-17   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
Score:
809
 
 wolfpk: You snooze you lose!
 petepuma: I love it when a plan comes together
 SomeCanadian: I like cats.
 Knice: He's about to no longer feel empty inside.
Image 160098   02-03-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
184
 
 Telkwa: Hello Angie's List? Can you recommend someone to clean molasses, cheezwhiz, mustard, ketchup, relish,, strawberry quik and blueberry jam off vertical blinds? Before parents get home plz??
 Dresdenkeogh: The blob-forms are beginning to impinge upon this reality. *drinking intensifies*
Image 160097   02-03-17   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
Score:
1032
 
 Telkwa: Old Yeller's tombstone.
 Micro Jackson: Knot bad! Knot bad at all!
 TFChicken: Such board very wood wow!
 grizzly: It has one hell of a bark.
 Mad Collager: Poor dog's been pining for his master all day.
 LKoroton: Help me break this curse!
 Dresdenkeogh: Jonny from Ed' Edd n' Eddy, would lose his shit.
 ClockworkJackalope: Life has more planks than these eddy boy
 Derp Herpigan: Hehe dogwood.
 Knice: "Boardkf"
 sparename: It's knot a dog
Image 160096   02-03-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
476
 
 Micro Jackson: Any which way but this
 TFChicken: Thinking about those Jack Link beef jerkys
 a robot: The raccoon looks really uncomfortable
 ClockworkJackalope: This is really why the Henderson's asked him to leave
 SomeCanadian: THIS IS EROTIC.
 PenguinBartender: And that's when things got weird.
 SpaceCow: Harry and his buddy, Henderson.
Image 160095   02-03-17   Uploaded by    tritium
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