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263390  Not A Bot: Before you die, you see the weather report!

263420  ignatz: Damn hipsters..

263424  ignatz: help end cruelty to fashion models

263408  FabricMan: "Jeff, sit down. I know I was your best doggo. We had great times with the ball, didn't we? I didn't mean for Cait and I to fall in love. It just happened. I hope you can respect our love and our wish to be together and raise our puppers."

263397  lecj07: I like the tilt of the cat's head. "Yeah, that's right. What are you gonna do about it?"

263422  a spider plan: Stop squeeeezing my tail!

263422  In The Pocket: Chandler can't smile.

263422  Beer 30: cheeeeeese

263411  Butcherboy: Aaaah thanks@au bon pain

263421  avemaria: You mean, 2 months old?

263400  Robespierre: Low Bid Paving Co. - Now In Pyongyang

263406  Robespierre: One stiff breeze and ... DANGER ZONE

263398  antipatterns: Cute in the same way that a child soldier wearing a Garfield t-shirt is

263409  Robespierre: He won't make it very far - he's not allowed to cross the street

263407  Robespierre: Then what happened?

263364  grizzly: Get in, loser, we're going dumpster diving!

263379  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg

263404  antipatterns: Ah Russians. One of the last people I can be racist against.

263379  Robespierre: Gusto gone for and gotten

263385  Robespierre: England ... that Sceptered Cloud...

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263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263162 Mr Bleak: @Felicity ISO 8601 indeed - that way, time lines up nicely as well.

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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 XLY: Retweets 17 more times
 XLY: We finally made it boys
 carpwoman: @Borkf - Ah, in the pressure would be the same inside and out, too, I would imagine.
 Borkf: @turde @carpwoman @mwoody Quite right, it would be fine if it's open. Two reasons it wouldn't rust (1) Little oxygen means rusting in the deep sea is quite slow (2) It's probably made from aluminium anyway.
 trelyate: viral marketing has gone too far
 turde: @carpwoman @mwoody an empty can shouldn't crush, as there's no difference in pressure between the inside & outside to create the crushing force. you get cool crushing effects on e.g. styrofoam because all the tiny air bubbles inside get squashed. no idea about the rusting out tho
 carpwoman: No way. It would be crushed. And by the looks of it, it's an old steel can and would be rusted out by now.
 mwoody: Joking aside, I would have thought it'd be more crushed.
 Headoftheclass: @Ulillillia Litter, uh...finds a way. ; )
 grizzly: Dont ya wanna?
 tritium: Don't the abyssal monstrosities know how much sugar one of those has?
 Ulillillia: life, uh, finds a Fanta
 Dresdenkeogh: @Scoo is this the real life, or just a fanta sea.
 Scoo: Underwater Fanta-Sea
 WaffleIron: We're anticipating the fanta girls at any second!
 sparename: Fanta's Tin Voyage
Image 159767   02-01-17   Uploaded by    SpaceCow
Score:
411
 
 tokyopig: FRISBEE GOLF PAIRS WELL WITH IPA, HIPSTER BOT IS PLEASED
 Bob: Want one.
 fakeusername: @Peter Pantsless duh that's what makes it fun
 Peter Pantsless: Neat, but I don't think drunk people would be very good at it, and you'd just end up with bottle caps all over the floor
Image 159766   02-01-17   Uploaded by    prospector
Score:
401
 
 SpaceCow: @VoR Because we are everywhere!
 cenecia: This is a good post.
 Headoftheclass: Three tiers of bravery.
 VoR: Why cows?
 anonimos: the other one is the probe..
Image 159765   02-01-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
201
 
 Shay: Fuck you, I'm a camel, I can do whatever I want.
 a robot: "Do not hump Siemens. Good advice!"
 WaffleIron: Hold my salad, I'm gonna hump the shit outta that train.
Image 159764   02-01-17   Uploaded by    petunias
Score:
304
 
 SpaceCow: As he prepares to utter his catchphrase "I hate Sundays."
 Shay: Draw me like one of your French squirrels.
 a robot: Oh nothing, just squirrel stuff I guess.
 Teechur: Do not hump
 SomeCanadian: I dunno man. Sometimes I'm like- what if life isn't all about nuts?!? What if there is something more? ...I gotta go back to grad school.
 Knice: I'm not falling for this again. #141302
Image 159763   02-01-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
241
 
 sparename: @SunWukong Are you dandy?, I'm too scared to mention..
 SunWukong: I did the same with a portrait of a Highwayman.
 SomeCanadian: Part of the Buffalo Bill collection
Image 159762   02-01-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Image 159761 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

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Score:
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 Hosebag: @tritium My second St. Bernard did too. The feels.
 tritium: @Hosebag make sure you always put water in his food. My old guy did of bloat.
 tritium: That's a handsome Done. Tolerant, too.
 Hosebag: My Doberman just said "rut roh!".
 sparename: Scuba-Dooba-Dooo.....
Image 159760   02-01-17   Uploaded by    suckit
Score:
201
 
 Otterman: @LKoroton (In Boo's voice) Mike Wazowsky!
 LKoroton: Caught Mike Wazowsky
 fanny: if tv has taught me anything, they're making meth. The delicious blue kind.
 Prostata: "for the last time... don't cook FISH in the office microwave!"
 Teechur: Is there a 2319?
 SomeCanadian: We can release preliminary findings that yes- he who smelt it INDEED dealt it
 Scoo: Which one is Echo?
Image 159759   02-01-17   Uploaded by    petepuma
Score:
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 Science: @well duh: No. She's obviously asking for Crystal to be released by her captors, Pepsi. I don't know why they would have taken her, but all corporations are run by megalomaniac super-geniuses, right?
 raditzu: Honey, please leave, You're an embarassement us...
 well duh: Maybe she's just really bad at punctuation and syntax, and they're all patiently waiting for Crystal to bring them some Pepsi.
 Warrax: This is the epitaph of irony.
 fanny: @a robot yay! her sign worked!
 wolfpk: All the people behind her are not supporting her. They are hanging their heads in shame.
 Beef Supreme: Bring back the Crystal Gravy sketch from SNL!
 Teechur: Only if you bring back Crazy Cow cereal.
 sparename: So that's not her dancing name??
 Lestrange: You are shaming your family
 guest: Is everyone sad in the background to represent the void in their lives created when Crystal Pepsi went off the shelves?
 Aemuli: God dammit, why must so many citizens demand a return to the dark ages! What's next, Purple Ketchup? Diet Slice? Polio? These things are all equivalent, there is definitely no shocking lack of perspective here.
 tib gubb: hipster signage gets weirder and weirder
 a robot: IT'S ALREADY BACK
Image 159758   02-01-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
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