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257752  Sadbot: Probably would pay off student debt quicker, don't shame sex work

257657  Jaunty Shrimp: Catkuzzi

257760  originaluser: not a springboard into the glamorous career of naked girl sushi plate

257664  Jaunty Shrimp: "Just move to San Diego where the weather is always perfect...but you're so broke from paying your rent that you can't afford gas money to get to the beach on your day off."-Debbie Downer

257760  Religion X: What really makes this for me is the dichotomy between her two facial expressions.

257760  electrode: Sometimes it's difficult to distinguish hazing from kink.

257665  Jaunty Shrimp: Break me off a piece

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: By ducks definitely being "shady af"

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: Google The Horrible Thing You Never Knew About Ducks...I was on a walk by a lake one time and was traumatized

257709  Jaunty Shrimp: I hereby rename this site doggo-gator

257714  Jaunty Shrimp: Neener neener neener

257759  flowers: All in all its just another dog in a wall.

257723  Jaunty Shrimp: It must really suck to be famous.

257749  Sadbot: Ha ha, congress doesn't get the online, and since I'm a binary-thought lackwit I'm going to side with the billionaire who sells everyone out.

257731  Jaunty Shrimp: I haven't drank in 2 whole weeks, longest I've gone in 15 years.

257733  Jaunty Shrimp: Love it I super love this!

257725  addend: "Gimme coke & jazz or STFU."

257750  Jaunty Shrimp: Wastin' away again in cheeseburgerville

257750  Solemn: All that fast food can really go to your head.

257731  Solemn: @addend (000) 283-8681.

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257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

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11. WannaBee: 1830 points
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14. watwatwat: 1571 points
15. tess: 1555 points
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 Kim: #justmorticianthings
 Greek Fire: She blew my nose and then she blew my mind.
 AutoDisaster: Blatant objectification.
 addend: (Reaches for tissue. Gets hand slapped away.)
 Warrax: I don't think those boobs are real. I think she stuffs.
 petepuma: My tears are up here
 RiderFan: Hm... I did not realize keyhole sweaters actually existed. I've seen lots of drawn women (and a few men) wear them.
 Spazstatic: I just realized that this is a normal shirt (if a clevage viewport is normal) with a box of tissues stuffed in it. I thought it was designed for holding tissues.
 Annoying Vegan :…
 Scoo: Your sports bra already makes your boobs look almost like this; might as well get some utility out of it!
 Mr. Butt: @Knice #158072
 Derp Herpigan: @Knice You're looking at it.
 Knice: Funny, but ... Why does that shirt exist?
Image 159698   02-01-17   Uploaded by    Higdec
 Mr Bleak: Room in there for a box of tissues #159698
 SpaceCow: This is my sushi wallet.
 Bob: Fill it with gummy worms!
 petepuma: We're gonna need a bigger wallet
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: She seems nice
 Spazstatic: And I thought they smelled bad on the OUTSIDE!
Image 159697   02-01-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 KnifeySpooney: "Ok, just... make the gps work or I'll poke you with the stick again"
 Vladimir Puta: "Ok, just... make the gps work or I'll poke you with the stick again"
 tritium: "I wish I knew how to quit you, Clancy."
Image 159696   02-01-17   Uploaded by    spong bab
 Ulillillia: Riiicooola!
 wolfpk: Riiicooola!
 wolfpk: Riiicooola!
 Fett4life: Baritonus Saxaguarus.
 hearsegirl: huh. you should really get that looked at.
 Mr. Butt: [toot]
 Spazstatic: This highway hurts my feet.
Image 159695   02-01-17   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
 Mr Bleak: Anything is a geoduck if you're brave enough...
 Otterman: The missus says it's pronounced "ghadol krroom" in Khmer
 tib gubb: they're a delicacy where i'm from
 hat thrab: Now THESE are geoducks.
 Otterman: The Cambodian name for geoduck is literally "dick clam".
 Dan Tagonistic: Search 'cleaning geoduck' on your favourite video streaming site.
 hearsegirl: yeah, the uncircumcised clams look funny until you get used to it.
 raditzu: It looks like NOPE to me.
 RiderFan: @Dresdenkeogh This image is from North America.
 tritium: Nature, you nasty.
 Science: Geodongs, am I right?
 AverageJoe: I'm having conflicting thoughts...
 Dresdenkeogh: Japan, I love you, but stop it.
Image 159694   02-01-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 yev: it's a frenchie fancy word "hors chiete" or some other shit, i don't know. i'm not french
 antipatterns: These ironic needlepoint people confirm my worst biases by shit-pointing constantly
 wolfpk: Grandma was known to be very passive aggressive.
 AverageJoe: #157509
 Dresdenkeogh: The situation, not my needlepoint, which on point.
Image 159693   02-01-17   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
 Bob: This is horseshit.
 Sandor: That's not how to controller
 whiplash: Legal disclaimer: user will not actually fly thru outer space.
 Dan Tagonistic: @Bu7Z 2nd gen I think
 PornoPedler: Ok.. is that a first gen play station in the pic..? Whatever, I'm classically trained. N to the E to the S.
 booger: @SpaceCow . I have 2 sons, they are disappointments because they are all like "we want to play outside" like they don't even know what a Nintendo even is
 SpaceCow: This is for dad whose sons are disappointments. "Super Megason will mow the lawn without complaining and listen to your stories that begin 'back in my day' without complaint!"
 AverageJoe: Ultra radbox one is better
 Mr. Butt: Don't talk to me or my Super Megason ever again!
 WTF: "In space, no one can hear you 0wnzD00D".
 tritium: Man, I'm glad they included an extra cartridge. I always lose the one that usually comes with it.
Image 159692   02-01-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
 Mr Bleak: The Cat In The Hat says Purrrrrr...
 turtled: Tis Sir Galacat of Snoresalot!
 Smorlacks: Ser Pounce
Image 159691   02-01-17   Uploaded by    phonk
 Bob: Dodged a boop
 Sandor: @Dresdenkeogh If only someone made a product to solve that problem, then I'd be set
 Teechur: Maybe it's a deer tic.
 Dresdenkeogh: @Sandor Because maybe you touched your genitals.
 Sandor: Saw you didn't wash your hands after using the bathroom
 wolfpk: Oww! Do you ever wash your hands!
 Lestrange: @thecraftywolf Dat is a nope
 thecraftywolf: wut is dat
Image 159690   02-01-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 cenecia: There better be cannoli at this wedding!
 Side Boob: Rad for uniting the families :P
 Lestrange: I thought this was cool and witty.
Image 159689   02-01-17   Uploaded by    clueful
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