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268216  Hokie333: Beep-beep-boop, motherfucker.

268228  WannaBee: @Knice yep, I voted BAD.

268240  Drump Porbs: aka Nick Furry

268227  KingTrebek: I assume this was very funny for those involved...

268231  Knice: Meowtorcycles.

268232  Knice: That building was too high.

268233  Knice: "I've done the work in my own lab."

268237  Knice: First you crack your neck, then they cash your check.

268212  Not A Bot: Hey buddy, I noticed you've got a hands free box too. Wanna open them together?

268182  Off Topic: Something, something, why one gender lives longer than another because what's in their pants makes a difference to what's between their ears.

268214  illBilliam: What a shame. Another child devoured by the torsoless pants monster.

268224  WannaBee: @Yam because cleavage?

268172  Korrok: Korrok approves.

268213  Urn BooUrn: When the "nip" wears off.

268214  Urn BooUrn: I remember doing this as a kid.

268224  Yam: This is weirdly sexy. Why is my brain telling me this is sexy

268231  Mexico: I guess we'll just walk.

268222  Yam: Prove it

268223  Yam: cute guy

268232  Not Sam: Bruh, he is melting lol

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267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

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 Mr Bleak: Room in there for a box of tissues #159698
 SpaceCow: This is my sushi wallet.
 Bob: Fill it with gummy worms!
 petepuma: We're gonna need a bigger wallet
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: She seems nice
 Spazstatic: And I thought they smelled bad on the OUTSIDE!
Image 159697   02-01-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 KnifeySpooney: "Ok, just... make the gps work or I'll poke you with the stick again"
 Vladimir Puta: "Ok, just... make the gps work or I'll poke you with the stick again"
 tritium: "I wish I knew how to quit you, Clancy."
Image 159696   02-01-17   Uploaded by    spong bab
 Ulillillia: Riiicooola!
 wolfpk: Riiicooola!
 wolfpk: Riiicooola!
 Fett4life: Baritonus Saxaguarus.
 hearsegirl: huh. you should really get that looked at.
 Mr. Butt: [toot]
 Spazstatic: This highway hurts my feet.
Image 159695   02-01-17   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
 Mr Bleak: Anything is a geoduck if you're brave enough...
 Otterman: The missus says it's pronounced "ghadol krroom" in Khmer
 tib gubb: they're a delicacy where i'm from
 hat thrab: Now THESE are geoducks.
 Otterman: The Cambodian name for geoduck is literally "dick clam".
 Dan Tagonistic: Search 'cleaning geoduck' on your favourite video streaming site.
 hearsegirl: yeah, the uncircumcised clams look funny until you get used to it.
 raditzu: It looks like NOPE to me.
 RiderFan: @Dresdenkeogh This image is from North America.
 tritium: Nature, you nasty.
 Science: Geodongs, am I right?
 AverageJoe: I'm having conflicting thoughts...
 Dresdenkeogh: Japan, I love you, but stop it.
Image 159694   02-01-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 yev: it's a frenchie fancy word "hors chiete" or some other shit, i don't know. i'm not french
 antipatterns: These ironic needlepoint people confirm my worst biases by shit-pointing constantly
 wolfpk: Grandma was known to be very passive aggressive.
 AverageJoe: #157509
 Dresdenkeogh: The situation, not my needlepoint, which on point.
Image 159693   02-01-17   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
 Bob: This is horseshit.
 Sandor: That's not how to controller
 whiplash: Legal disclaimer: user will not actually fly thru outer space.
 Dan Tagonistic: @Bu7Z 2nd gen I think
 PornoPedler: Ok.. is that a first gen play station in the pic..? Whatever, I'm classically trained. N to the E to the S.
 booger: @SpaceCow . I have 2 sons, they are disappointments because they are all like "we want to play outside" like they don't even know what a Nintendo even is
 SpaceCow: This is for dad whose sons are disappointments. "Super Megason will mow the lawn without complaining and listen to your stories that begin 'back in my day' without complaint!"
 AverageJoe: Ultra radbox one is better
 Mr. Butt: Don't talk to me or my Super Megason ever again!
 WTF: "In space, no one can hear you 0wnzD00D".
 tritium: Man, I'm glad they included an extra cartridge. I always lose the one that usually comes with it.
Image 159692   02-01-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
 Mr Bleak: The Cat In The Hat says Purrrrrr...
 turtled: Tis Sir Galacat of Snoresalot!
 Smorlacks: Ser Pounce
Image 159691   02-01-17   Uploaded by    phonk
 Bob: Dodged a boop
 Sandor: @Dresdenkeogh If only someone made a product to solve that problem, then I'd be set
 Teechur: Maybe it's a deer tic.
 Dresdenkeogh: @Sandor Because maybe you touched your genitals.
 Sandor: Saw you didn't wash your hands after using the bathroom
 wolfpk: Oww! Do you ever wash your hands!
 Lestrange: @thecraftywolf Dat is a nope
 thecraftywolf: wut is dat
Image 159690   02-01-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 cenecia: There better be cannoli at this wedding!
 Side Boob: Rad for uniting the families :P
 Lestrange: I thought this was cool and witty.
Image 159689   02-01-17   Uploaded by    clueful
 Otterman: Agh, my neck!
 Lestrange: Yule lads? You're right to be scared. Those guys can be a nuisance!
 whiplash: Got this along with a text message: "HELP PLS THEYRE HERE OMG IM SCARE-"
Image 159688   02-01-17   Uploaded by    RalphyNoPants
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