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273696  some guy : Meowlbert Einstein

273685  sir toke a lot: I'ma cut you puppymonkeybaby

273690  hajjpodge: Suddenly I have a favorite store.

273687  WTF: Mr. Freeze finally got him.

273691  Greifer: OVLOV i get it whuahaha

273686  sparename: "That's an incredible story." said the priest. "Is there no way of reversing this spell that the witch has cast upon you?." "Yes" said the frog, "It is said, that if a nice kind person would pick me up, take me home and give me food & warmth, with a good nights sleep I would wake up a boy once again." "Today's your lucky day!" said the priest, and picked up the frog and took him home. The priest gave the frog lots of food, placed him by the fire and at bedtime put the frog on the pillow beside him. When the priest awoke, he saw the 11-year-old Choirboy beside him in bed. And that my lord is the case for the Defense....

273693  Sage: @dobbiesdoogs Poirot keeps his moustaches expertly trimmed and groomed, thank you very much!

273686  sparename: One fine sunny morning, a priest took a walk in the local forest. He had been walking by the small stream when he noticed a sad, sad looking frog sitting on a toadstool. "What's wrong with you?" said the priest. "Well," said the frog, "the reason I am so sad on this fine day is because I wasn't always a frog." "Really!" said the priest. "Can you explain?" "Once upon a time I was an 11 year old Choir boy at the local church. I too was walking through this forest when I was confronted by the wicked witch of the forest. 'Let me pass!' I yelled, but to no avail. She called me a cheeky little boy and with a flash of her wand, turned me into this frog you see before you."..

273695  Mr. Butt: PEPPA IS LIFE.

273702  betamax: He looks slightly moist

273691  SuedeOxford: @ignatz BTCC fan

273687  fanny: I'm sad at myself for having to read this three times to get it :(

273693  dobbiesdoogs: her-cule poirot

273695  sparename: At least it includes the "puzzle" when not describing the woodworking tool

273683  dobbiesdoogs: modern fairy tales are depressing

273670  Not A Bot: Awesome to always have some warm brandy at the ready on cold winter nights.

273680  Prostata: @WannaBee NO REGERTS!

273684  Teechur: And if you hit the trunk release twice, it re-boots.

273679  Nope: The GH sound is actually indicated by the vowels proceeding it. The I sound in Women is actually a regional accent where other regions pronounce it with a short O sound as is proper and the TI is indicated by the ON following it therefore your image is SHIT

273662  rip odb: The only thing really out of cool any more is the denim shirt.

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273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273555 tib gubb: I do love me some hot wheelz

273505 Spazstatic: I don't use an insulated lunch box or the fridge. I keep my lunch in my backpack by my desk. Also means it takes less time in the microwave to warm up.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273336 Side Boob: @Mr. Butt Hahaha! That was the best laugh Ive had in weeks.

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273474 trelyate: ojom rof



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Score:
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 Mad Collager: Return: #159323
 SpaceCow: "At dusk, the sofas will cautiously approach the watering hole. They must be alert for this is when the leopard ottomen will be most likely to attack."
 Mad Collager: The couch potatoes are kept safe on their sofas by fear of falling into the floor pit.
Image 159284   01-30-17   Uploaded by    maura
Image 159283 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by frankie. We'll pray for you, frankie.
Score:
821
 
 Mad Collager: She looks so lemur in her ringtail!
 wolfpk: Is it a dye.job or natural? Other commenters seem to think dye job. I rhink it could be natural. (If not I was scammed out of a rad)
 wolfpk: Is it a dye.job or natural? Other commenters seem to think dye job. I rhink it could be natural. (If not I was scammed out of a rad)
 whiplash: Why u do dis to me?
 Teechur: As a kid, I would decorate our white cat with the leftover Easter egg dye. My scars are almost invisible now.
 jazzjunkie: Foxsquirrel?
 Lestrange: Wrong and bad in a split image.
Image 159282   01-30-17   Uploaded by    PissedOff
Score:
223
 
 iCEy: Stop trying to control me!
 Yam: My school had the same nasty face on the pay thing in it's parkade
 fanny: , motherfucker!
 Teechur: I tend to drive wrecklessly.
 sparename: "As a matter of fact I DID steal it"
 Lestrange: I will. Always do.
 tib gubb: how sinister
Image 159281   01-30-17   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
Score:
504
 
 scribbs: "Hola, companeros ratones. Haz visto Speedy Gonzales?"
 hajjpodge: el gato fiesta
 Dick Inspector: 'Gato' is actually the same word as 'cat'.
 CapitalismMeow: Casa de mi Gato
Image 159280   01-30-17   Uploaded by    craftjunk
Score:
186
 
 UltraBeverly: School children in LA got to name one of our TBMs. They chose "Harriet," as in Harriet Tubman. AWESOME!
 UltraBeverly: School children in LA got to name one of our TBMs. They chose "Harriet," as in Harriet Tubman. AWESOME!
 flowers: Let the sad spice flow
 archanon: You can do it, Bertha-chan! grilledloinwww.wsdot.wa.gov/Projects/Viaduct/About/followbertha
Image 159279   01-30-17   Uploaded by    Popsicle Dream
Score:
122
 
 Bill Rye: Ew, light dressing. You can have it. Probably tastes like spit already.
 Dick Inspector: Enjoy that botulism.
 Mr. Whiskers: I had a roommate who threw a fit that someone drank his milk. So we drew a milk carton with a milk carton on it.
 AverageJoe: that would explain why we never run out of mayonaise
 SunWukong: I recall one passive aggressive housemate writing "This is Naz's milk" on a note on a carton. I drank it all, changed the "is" to "was" and put it back in the fridge empty.
Image 159278   01-30-17   Uploaded by    originaluser
Score:
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 ping: The loo-roll debate is way more interesting in zero gravity.
 Lestrange: @SunWukong @sparename This was bun. We should do it again.
 sparename: @SunWukong @Lestrange "Would you like a roll?"... "Maybe, once I've eaten"
 SunWukong: @sparename @Lestrange don't give me a cob-on.
 Lestrange: @sparename don't get me stottied!
 Lestrange: @sparename nice baps though.
 sparename: @SunWukong You're barmy
 SunWukong: This is a more tedious debate than the one we have across the regions of England regarding the correct name for small, round, bread.
 addend: This is why I fold it so the unexposed inner surface faces out.
 jazzjunkie: There is only one person who knows for sure: #151581
 jazzjunkie: There is no debate. There is only the correct answer, and the wrong answer!
 AverageJoe: I don't want to start this debate again...
Image 159277   01-30-17   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
Score:
146
 
 Bast Relief: Lovingly stretched and stitched together out of the finest of scrote-skins.
 Mr. Shine: Is this a chiropractic waiting room?
 wolfpk: This is from the designers were high collection.
 addend: There is sooo much change hidden in there.
Image 159276   01-30-17   Uploaded by    sue
Score:
271
 
 a robot: Hey, I have this magnet on my fridge! The Celestial Seasonings factory is like 15 minutes from where I live
 XLY: That unicorn is high af
 wolfpk: With magical ingredients. Not legal in all states.
 hex0: Francis Bacon, renowned wizard.
 addend: High tea.
 tokyopig: Unicorn has matching facial hair, MAXIMUM LEVEL ACHIEVED.
 AverageJoe: This reminds me of a certain turkish cook
Image 159275   01-30-17   Uploaded by    Grandmaster Fat
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