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263390  Not A Bot: Before you die, you see the weather report!

263420  ignatz: Damn hipsters..

263424  ignatz: help end cruelty to fashion models

263408  FabricMan: "Jeff, sit down. I know I was your best doggo. We had great times with the ball, didn't we? I didn't mean for Cait and I to fall in love. It just happened. I hope you can respect our love and our wish to be together and raise our puppers."

263397  lecj07: I like the tilt of the cat's head. "Yeah, that's right. What are you gonna do about it?"

263422  a spider plan: Stop squeeeezing my tail!

263422  In The Pocket: Chandler can't smile.

263422  Beer 30: cheeeeeese

263411  Butcherboy: Aaaah thanks@au bon pain

263421  avemaria: You mean, 2 months old?

263400  Robespierre: Low Bid Paving Co. - Now In Pyongyang

263406  Robespierre: One stiff breeze and ... DANGER ZONE

263398  antipatterns: Cute in the same way that a child soldier wearing a Garfield t-shirt is

263409  Robespierre: He won't make it very far - he's not allowed to cross the street

263407  Robespierre: Then what happened?

263364  grizzly: Get in, loser, we're going dumpster diving!

263379  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg

263404  antipatterns: Ah Russians. One of the last people I can be racist against.

263379  Robespierre: Gusto gone for and gotten

263385  Robespierre: England ... that Sceptered Cloud...

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263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263162 Mr Bleak: @Felicity ISO 8601 indeed - that way, time lines up nicely as well.

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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Score:
452
 
 wolfpk: My mother hung out a lot at the zoo
 Knice: "They're GREATFK!!"
 Noremak: P-U-double puh-er, Pupper!
Image 158267   01-24-17   Uploaded by    SpaceCow
Score:
295
 
 whiplash: LSD = "Last Satur Day"
 wolfpk: I spotted jump up and down and wave your hands then, watch then trip out.
 scribbs: "Both seen giggling like idiots and admiring the color of dead leaves."
 SomeCanadian: Bear and Cougar we're pretty wild in college
 WaffleIron: "Cougar this isn't weed..."
Image 158266   01-24-17   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
Score:
383
 
 mrwiffler: ..on LSD
 werterland: So THAT'S how Donald gets Melania to smile!
 Telkwa: Mom! Uncle Danny's started doing his weird magic wand trick again!
 XLY: She is smiling way to hard
 Shay: You're giving me a frighten Ronald Reagan.
 Warrax: She looked like John Travolta before.
Image 158265   01-24-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
627
 
 Prostata: doggo.exe has crashed. Please reboot.
 jazzjunkie: Damn it, Moon Moon!
 tib gubb: well I think we should take a break!
 scribbs: Union dog.
 Urn BooUrn: You got a flat.
 Shay: He's on strike.
 tritium: Doggos are still doggos, no matter where you go.
 Headoftheclass: Hope you brought a spare!
 Mr Mumble: Aaah, just getting a back-rub
 LaeMi: Check engine.
Image 158264   01-24-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
268
 
 mrwiffler: Voynich manuscript deciphered.
 eurotrash: @addend My blind friend feels whole chunks of text at once, as many as she can fit under her fingers. Feels back and forth.. weird to watch but she is quick.
 addend: So... do I feel the bumps left to right or right to left?
Image 158263   01-24-17   Uploaded by    celebgate
Score:
255
 
 petepuma: on LSD
 scribbs: "Watch out for the red buttons, Phyllis, you might accidentally nuke Tibet."
 Peach: @addend Spacebarlooksabitloose.
 addend: Spacebar looks a bit loose.
 tritium: Where are the awesome colorful keyboards we were promised?
 caitelyn: Key the rainbow!
Image 158262   01-24-17   Uploaded by    tehghost
Score:
592
 
 scribbs: @werterland Sweet, because I read it with the same pronunciation and I'm glad I made a multi-level joke by accident :-)
 werterland: @scribbs Sorry, I was, ah, imbibing last night so I was kind of "out there." I got the Roy G. Biv joke, but I also said what you posted out loud and got "Rigby." That made me think of Cartoon Network's "Regular Show" and its main characters Mordecai and Rigby.
 scribbs: @werterland Hmm? I don't get the reference :-( I would, however, be tickled if my rainbow-color joke looked deeper than it was :-)
 petepuma: you have to shake your laundry afterwards to be able to see it
 werterland: @scribbs Where's Mordecai?
 dobbiesdoogs: that's huge, no wonder polaroid is doing so shitty
 XLY: Well they changed their logo so we had to get a new washer
 scribbs: Ryg B.
 addend: Stop posting your dirty laundry.
 Scoo: Hipster garbage
Image 158261   01-24-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
786
 
 Thurb Grunombies: Baboo!!
 scribbs: [insert petting joke here]
 Aemuli: LAAAANNNNAAAAAA!
 grizzly: Raawwrr.
 hearsegirl: the margay looks...bewitched
 Yam: You fox eared asshole!
 San DoDo: I'm too sexy for my cat
 San DoDo: On the catwalk, yeah on the catwalk
Image 158260   01-24-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
472
 
 Micro Jackson: Hey, Major Tom, what's your password?
 whiplash: Your Waifu will be jealous if I do.
 werterland: Oh my god, I've gone blind.
 Spazstatic: @Knice I think it's the section highlighted in blue at the top.
 LieutenantTofu: HideYoKidsHideYoWifi
 Knice: HELP WHERE IS THE FUNNY WHERE DO I LOOK
 Yam: Tell my wifi hello
 buffalo: her other what?
 San DoDo: Clem Fam 4 Life
 WaffleIron: Router noticed me!
 Teechur: Ok. Just who IS your Wifi Lover?
Image 158259   01-24-17   Uploaded by    tehghost
Score:
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 tritium: "Stealth" is an amazing love story between two airplanes.
 ChubbyBuddy: maverick and goose finally tied the knot
Image 158258   01-24-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
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