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257752  Sadbot: Probably would pay off student debt quicker, don't shame sex work

257657  Jaunty Shrimp: Catkuzzi

257760  originaluser: not a springboard into the glamorous career of naked girl sushi plate

257664  Jaunty Shrimp: "Just move to San Diego where the weather is always perfect...but you're so broke from paying your rent that you can't afford gas money to get to the beach on your day off."-Debbie Downer

257760  Religion X: What really makes this for me is the dichotomy between her two facial expressions.

257760  electrode: Sometimes it's difficult to distinguish hazing from kink.

257665  Jaunty Shrimp: Break me off a piece

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: By ducks definitely being "shady af"

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: Google The Horrible Thing You Never Knew About Ducks...I was on a walk by a lake one time and was traumatized

257709  Jaunty Shrimp: I hereby rename this site doggo-gator

257714  Jaunty Shrimp: Neener neener neener

257759  flowers: All in all its just another dog in a wall.

257723  Jaunty Shrimp: It must really suck to be famous.

257749  Sadbot: Ha ha, congress doesn't get the online, and since I'm a binary-thought lackwit I'm going to side with the billionaire who sells everyone out.

257731  Jaunty Shrimp: I haven't drank in 2 whole weeks, longest I've gone in 15 years.

257733  Jaunty Shrimp: Love it I super love this!

257725  addend: "Gimme coke & jazz or STFU."

257750  Jaunty Shrimp: Wastin' away again in cheeseburgerville

257750  Solemn: All that fast food can really go to your head.

257731  Solemn: @addend (000) 283-8681.

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7. Not A Bot
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257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

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11. WannaBee: 1830 points
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13. rip odb: 1691 points
14. watwatwat: 1571 points
15. tess: 1555 points
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 ThatGuy: *spams bad button in impotent jealousy*
 scribbs: @KnowLifer @Ulillillia It does work like that, and now I know who's responsible for it.
 hajjpodge: @Scoo Only the dankest kush.
 KnowLifer: @Ulillillia Does it really work like that? Because if it does, i've missed a lot in my life
 Butcherboy: Yay! I got to send it over
 Ulillillia: Sees post at 303 points, votes Bad so poster will get another congrats message when it goes back up over 300
 Mr. Butt: Also, original content is RAD.
 Mr. Butt: #116026
 Scoo: I refuse to believe that Mascot smokes
 ignatz: Ha, nobody wants to RAD first..
Image 157807   01-22-17   Uploaded by    dobbiesdoogs
 Cami: Time for a stroll down amnesia lane: This reminds me of the shared houses I lived in as a minimum wage worker in Vancouver 20 years ago. Except we had a much higher squalor index than these people....and most of us were in our teens or early 20's so any children tended to be very young; my roommates' children were babies. Anything to prorate our share of the rent was done..curtain off an alcove or put a cot in the laundry room to add another share. I HAVE A QUESTION: Do any of you have similar experiences or thoughts on living like this? Especially in North American cities.
 BlarfyB: Reminds me of Carol Lay's style.
 bug: Maybe it's time for a vasectomy...
 KingTrebek: Cant explain why but this makes me happy
 Shay: Wanna be a slumlord? This guide will help you.
 Butcherboy: The inverted cross on the second floor
 jochenau: This is a weird Family Circus cartoon.
Image 157806   01-22-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Hosebag: Figure 1. German Shepard on a Stegosaurus skeleton.
 scribbs: Faci ep.
Image 157805   01-22-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
 LaeMi: @bug - Morwall.
 bug: Day 5 of Trump presidency: begins construction of Mordor.
 ping: Cue Blade Runner soundtrack.
 SomeCanadian: @sparename What happened to stir-Friday?
 scribbs: @sparename They were going to have a Thai-TexMex-Curry fusion night, but the fire department put a stop to that.
 sparename: "All over town, Friday night is curry night"
Image 157804   01-22-17   Uploaded by    pleasing
 a robot: @Whatever I was going to formulate some sort of Hulk Hogan Meat Shoes joke in response but then I didn't know if anyone would know what the fuck I was talking about
 Whatever: So where the heck are strippers and jell-o wrestles supposed to buy their beef jerky substitutes?
 KnowLifer: Welcome to u
 scribbs: @Scoo I'd like to pre-order five cassettes of your first album.
 Scoo: @scribbs "Buttcrack Benjamins" is totally going to be the name of my new Dumpster Folk band
 tritium: See Christine? Because of you, they have a sign.
 scribbs: Now what am I going to do with this stack of butt-crack Benjamin's?
 Scoo: When I was pretty young, my dad sold a car to a shifty looking guy who pulled 3 $100 bills out of his sock. Even from across the room I could see they were quite ...damp. About 8-10 years later the police showed up because the car was found at the bottom of a nearby reservoir and my dad was the last person it had been legally registered to.
 Knice: Ever take a roll of quarters the hard way?
 Lestrange: Give it to me. Lestrange will destroy it hygienically. In a pub.
Image 157803   01-22-17   Uploaded by    sunset blues
 petunias: @SomeCanadian Indeed
 kazzy94: This is where Switzerland's defense budget goes?!
 tritium: What are the sailors doing out there?
 Skaalar: @WTF Anal in the Rain is my newest album.
 SomeCanadian: @Dr. Bathroom I can't imagine what could go wrong!
 Dr. Bathroom: Can I just drink these?
 WTF: "If you like Pina Colada... and having (blank) in the rain."
 Annoying Vegan : What does the Swiss Navy taste like?
 Scoo: The Swiss Army can't have all the fun, ya know
Image 157802   01-22-17   Uploaded by    kate2point0
 scribbs: "It's just that...sometimes I feel...sometimes I feel like this candle is the only thing in my life that has any focus."
 tritium: If you're trying to set the mood... you're going to need a lot more candle.
 jochenau: Burn, candle, burn! Soon your abominably saturated hue will be vanquished and muted pastels will reign once more!
 Mr. Butt: Out, out, brief candle.
 Amy Housewine: "Madam, please stop lighting candles in our furniture showroom" said the salesman with an air of weariness.
 Lestrange: Candle's going out. No oxygen left. Soon I will feel death's sweet embrace.
 Amy Housewine: Wickhorn.
 Annoying Vegan : I'm sorry about your life.
Image 157801   01-22-17   Uploaded by    windows96
 BlarfyB: @tritium Then why did Cummins change from CUM to CEI?
 tritium: Portfolio strategy: pick stocks with amusing symbols.
 SomeCanadian: This is the worst crazy CVLT I've ever joined.
 Lestrange: Stupid CVLT. Even stupider TRUE.
 Skaalar: Things I probably should have learned in high school.
Image 157800   01-22-17   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
 SomeCanadian: HADOUKEN!
 ignatz: Kids today.. Circa '67
 Skaalar: So German it hurts.
Image 157799   01-22-17   Uploaded by    original og
 carpwoman: Oh, no worries, mate.
 Borkf: I SAID, YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL ME TWICE! 155372#155372
 Scoo: Really? Damn. :puts straw back in pocket:
 Mr. Butt: Okay.
Image 157798   01-22-17   Uploaded by    realjon
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