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268233  BavidDowie: A good scientist tries to reproduce her results

268229  BavidDowie: Trade you this for a bag of Ruffles

268233  Warrax: Everyone knows you're high.

268231  BavidDowie: Also: it's a 2-stroke-then-bite-the-shit-outta-ya

268231  BavidDowie: Listen to that baby purr

268222  a robot: Does New Mexico count?

268228  a robot: Jesus fucking christ on a pogo stick, this is godawful :(

268216  Hokie333: Beep-beep-boop, motherfucker.

268228  WannaBee: @Knice yep, I voted BAD.

268240  Drump Porbs: aka Nick Furry

268227  KingTrebek: I assume this was very funny for those involved...

268231  Knice: Meowtorcycles.

268232  Knice: That building was too high.

268233  Knice: "I've done the work in my own lab."

268237  Knice: First you crack your neck, then they cash your check.

268212  Not A Bot: Hey buddy, I noticed you've got a hands free box too. Wanna open them together?

268182  Off Topic: Something, something, why one gender lives longer than another because what's in their pants makes a difference to what's between their ears.

268214  illBilliam: What a shame. Another child devoured by the torsoless pants monster.

268224  WannaBee: @Yam because cleavage?

268172  Korrok: Korrok approves.

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268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

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15. Bacon Train: 1428 points
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 ThatGuy: *spams bad button in impotent jealousy*
 scribbs: @KnowLifer @Ulillillia It does work like that, and now I know who's responsible for it.
 hajjpodge: @Scoo Only the dankest kush.
 KnowLifer: @Ulillillia Does it really work like that? Because if it does, i've missed a lot in my life
 Butcherboy: Yay! I got to send it over
 Ulillillia: Sees post at 303 points, votes Bad so poster will get another congrats message when it goes back up over 300
 Mr. Butt: Also, original content is RAD.
 Mr. Butt: #116026
 Scoo: I refuse to believe that Mascot smokes
 agger gater: Ha, nobody wants to RAD first..
Image 157807   01-22-17   Uploaded by    dobbiesdoogs
 Cami: Time for a stroll down amnesia lane: This reminds me of the shared houses I lived in as a minimum wage worker in Vancouver 20 years ago. Except we had a much higher squalor index than these people....and most of us were in our teens or early 20's so any children tended to be very young; my roommates' children were babies. Anything to prorate our share of the rent was done..curtain off an alcove or put a cot in the laundry room to add another share. I HAVE A QUESTION: Do any of you have similar experiences or thoughts on living like this? Especially in North American cities.
 BlarfyB: Reminds me of Carol Lay's style.
 bug: Maybe it's time for a vasectomy...
 KingTrebek: Cant explain why but this makes me happy
 Shay: Wanna be a slumlord? This guide will help you.
 Butcherboy: The inverted cross on the second floor
 jochenau: This is a weird Family Circus cartoon.
Image 157806   01-22-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Hosebag: Figure 1. German Shepard on a Stegosaurus skeleton.
 scribbs: Faci ep.
Image 157805   01-22-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
 LaeMi: @bug - Morwall.
 bug: Day 5 of Trump presidency: begins construction of Mordor.
 ping: Cue Blade Runner soundtrack.
 SomeCanadian: @sparename What happened to stir-Friday?
 scribbs: @sparename They were going to have a Thai-TexMex-Curry fusion night, but the fire department put a stop to that.
 sparename: "All over town, Friday night is curry night"
Image 157804   01-22-17   Uploaded by    pleasing
 a robot: @Whatever I was going to formulate some sort of Hulk Hogan Meat Shoes joke in response but then I didn't know if anyone would know what the fuck I was talking about
 Whatever: So where the heck are strippers and jell-o wrestles supposed to buy their beef jerky substitutes?
 KnowLifer: Welcome to u
 scribbs: @Scoo I'd like to pre-order five cassettes of your first album.
 Scoo: @scribbs "Buttcrack Benjamins" is totally going to be the name of my new Dumpster Folk band
 tritium: See Christine? Because of you, they have a sign.
 scribbs: Now what am I going to do with this stack of butt-crack Benjamin's?
 Scoo: When I was pretty young, my dad sold a car to a shifty looking guy who pulled 3 $100 bills out of his sock. Even from across the room I could see they were quite ...damp. About 8-10 years later the police showed up because the car was found at the bottom of a nearby reservoir and my dad was the last person it had been legally registered to.
 Knice: Ever take a roll of quarters the hard way?
 Lestrange: Give it to me. Lestrange will destroy it hygienically. In a pub.
Image 157803   01-22-17   Uploaded by    sunset blues
 petunias: @SomeCanadian Indeed
 kazzy94: This is where Switzerland's defense budget goes?!
 tritium: What are the sailors doing out there?
 Skaalar: @WTF Anal in the Rain is my newest album.
 SomeCanadian: @Dr. Bathroom I can't imagine what could go wrong!
 Dr. Bathroom: Can I just drink these?
 WTF: "If you like Pina Colada... and having (blank) in the rain."
 Annoying Vegan : What does the Swiss Navy taste like?
 Scoo: The Swiss Army can't have all the fun, ya know
Image 157802   01-22-17   Uploaded by    kate2point0
 scribbs: "It's just that...sometimes I feel...sometimes I feel like this candle is the only thing in my life that has any focus."
 tritium: If you're trying to set the mood... you're going to need a lot more candle.
 jochenau: Burn, candle, burn! Soon your abominably saturated hue will be vanquished and muted pastels will reign once more!
 Mr. Butt: Out, out, brief candle.
 Amy Housewine: "Madam, please stop lighting candles in our furniture showroom" said the salesman with an air of weariness.
 Lestrange: Candle's going out. No oxygen left. Soon I will feel death's sweet embrace.
 Amy Housewine: Wickhorn.
 Annoying Vegan : I'm sorry about your life.
Image 157801   01-22-17   Uploaded by    windows96
 BlarfyB: @tritium Then why did Cummins change from CUM to CEI?
 tritium: Portfolio strategy: pick stocks with amusing symbols.
 SomeCanadian: This is the worst crazy CVLT I've ever joined.
 Lestrange: Stupid CVLT. Even stupider TRUE.
 Skaalar: Things I probably should have learned in high school.
Image 157800   01-22-17   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
 SomeCanadian: HADOUKEN!
 Sauce Packets: Kids today.. Circa '67
 Skaalar: So German it hurts.
Image 157799   01-22-17   Uploaded by    original og
 carpwoman: Oh, no worries, mate.
 Borkf: I SAID, YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL ME TWICE! 155372#155372
 Scoo: Really? Damn. :puts straw back in pocket:
 Mr. Butt: Okay.
Image 157798   01-22-17   Uploaded by    realjon
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