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268448  MrBoffo: Imagine a whole "Guernica" using faces like these - chilling.

268445  MrBoffo: You DID. I SEEN it.

268447  MrBoffo: Thank you, Grey Smear, from saving me from having to confess that I sinned by reading ... uh ... an "obscenity" ... or something.

268466  Bernie 2016: Aww sweet Zappa! I used to follow him on Instagram. RIP bud.

268449  MrBoffo: They make bathtime ... lots of fun...

268453  MrBoffo: Something something criminal intent

268454  Annoying Vegan : Which Ghibli movie is this from?

268435  Lunimeow: Nice Quackulator.

268453  WTF: That Moons Over MyHammy isn't going to pay for itself.

268451  mammal883: By the way, that eggtimer right above the sign for 2.99, they are wonderful for making hardboiled eggs.

268447  Eleftheros: @WannaBee I'd watch Jack Preacher

268451  mammal883: I used to do this all of the time at World Market, True Value, Target, et cetera. I was so immature back when I was 44.

268444  redmonkey3: There could be a recall notice on yr doggo...

268421  Mad Collager: All it needs when it's done is some toe cheese.

268423  Mad Collager: Borkfupine

268451  Fiveninety: surefire way to get me to set all of the timers and immediately show myself out

268450  Air Biscuit: "Sir, were you aware you were moving at a crawl compared to the rest of traffic?"

268448  Yam: Front facing Homer is a cutie

268449  Air Biscuit: This is what people who chose to ignore mandatory flood evacuation notices actually believe.

268444  Air Biscuit: Is your dog part cat?

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2. Side Boob
3. dangerkeith3000
4. Dr Awkward
5. tib gubb
6. ignatz
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9. Felicity
10. Shay



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge well, this guy appears to be a plumber.



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fisto uploaded 268258 (776 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)
moogerator uploaded 268274 (747 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 267966 (712 points)


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 5. Annoying Vegan : 2183 points
 6. fanny: 2156 points
 7. MrBoffo: 2081 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 1804 points
 9. Stoner: 1708 points
10. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
11. east bay: 1480 points
12. watwatwat: 1417 points
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14. fisto: 1334 points
15. poetrysucks: 1334 points
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Score:
311
 
 Nwcorset: Did anyone use these to make fake wild boar chompers?
 LaeMi: My doctor said I should eat more bananas.
 XLY: yuck, thanks for taking one for the team
 grizzly: Banana runt is the best runt.
 VoR: Apple replacement gun for the real world..
 Hiddentigerma: Foam apples?
 SomeCanadian: These Applejacks don't taste like apples :(
Image 156831   01-17-17   Uploaded by    dobbiesdoogs
Score:
651
 
 Prostata: he eats shoots and leaves
 FabricMan: Koalas eat their mothers' feces, or "fecal pap" when they're young for nutrients.
 San DoDo: Mr Grylls, I need to quench my thirst, what would you recommend?
 Borkf: Eucalyptus is a skin irritant, so not a great idea, Bear.
Image 156830   01-17-17   Uploaded by    froggyfresh
Score:
289
 
 hearsegirl: I've seen legs like that at the podiatrist.
 VoR: wat?
 whiplash: Tarzan has really let himself go.
 SomeCanadian: I've got a cream for that.
 fumbduck: #1 cutest guy.
 Hiddentigerma: Sloth love chunk?
Image 156829   01-17-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
276
 
 Kraken: 10/10 would cook again
 ChubbyBuddy: centuplets? i bet mom couldnt sit in a chair for a solid year
 Hiddentigerma: Also. I hope all 8 posters are candid photos of him too.
 Hiddentigerma: @Knice We are not ready to face the death of god yet.
 Knice: 2016 could at least have taken this fucker out; but, no.
Image 156828   01-17-17   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
Score:
577
 
 morrissey: Named Buttons?
 Lestrange: Big fan of cats here
 VoR: Cats, amirite?
Image 156827   01-17-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
153
 
 sparename: This will not get you a black-belt in Origami
Image 156826   01-17-17   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
428
 
 thebiglutovsky: "Ah, good, now I no longer need the hoo-man"
 LaeMi: @Hiddentigerma - that's why it is /static/ electricity - it doesn't move/disapate because it is trapped in an insulator surface.
 Peach: @Hiddentigerma I love a good science burn.
 SomeCanadian: Actually the next person to pet the CAT will die.
 Borkf: Automatic petting machine.
 Knice: A Van De Catte generator.
 Hiddentigerma: You mean the rubber rail? The thing that's famous for not conducting electricity?
 LaeMi: Monorail cat in the parking shed.
Image 156825   01-17-17   Uploaded by    Wet farts
Score:
546
 
 p-niiice: snipsed
 Sandor: Bladeback Mountain
 VoR: Blade gets split into two realities. Good and Bad. The only change was sunglasses.
 SomeCanadian: Someone's been reading my LiveJournal fanfic.
 sparename: Crossing Swords
 LKoroton: The Blade crosses The Edge
Image 156824   01-17-17   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
Score:
690
 
 XLY: In the future, after charging under escalator handrails electicats are used to power vehicles in convenient easy to pet compartments
 addend: That's exactly why that compartment was created.
 VoR: For cute emergencies?
 Borkf: How to get past the uneasy silence of an electric car motor.
 Mad Collager: But Officer! Why can't I pay my toll with this?
 San DoDo: Now I know why the motor was purring
 LaeMi: The most important accessory for any motorcar!
Image 156823   01-17-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
434
 
 Lestrange: @LaeMi That's witty.
 whiplash: I spent all of my costume money and couldn't afford the bottom half.
 AverageJoe: you don't skip leg day
 LaeMi: Angry from the knees up.
Image 156822   01-17-17   Uploaded by    maura
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