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258381  Knice: Do you get to say that you're a published writer if you do this? Otherwise, why?

258386  Knice: Yeah, no.

258387  Knice: "Is it me? It tastes like me."

258388  Knice: Just high-quality sticks, my friendf.

258304  dangerkeith3000: HA

258313  dangerkeith3000: This is how it should be.

258373  Solemn: Engage in coital relations with members of the female persuasion, collect currency specific to the country of residence.

258327  dangerkeith3000: I don't like this photograph.

258376  Solemn: Nice buns!

258337  dangerkeith3000: "Im rather embarrassed. but it appears that you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor."

258337  dangerkeith3000: Judge me by my size, do you?

258337  dangerkeith3000: "We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master.

258376  dobbiesdoogs: cutest ringwraith ever

258376  Peter Pantsless: And another brilliant username/upload combo!

258342  dangerkeith3000: She's staring down the Borg!

258342  dangerkeith3000: @a robot I did want to know. Thank you! She was very good in those acting roles.

258358  Whatever: On a space bar. No wonder the guy is drinking

258373  Mr. Butt: My high school didn't have year book quotes, because it's a manifestly terrible idea.

258343  dangerkeith3000: He got that tattoo in middle school.

258361  Whatever: Well, sure- Dog spelled backwards is God...

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258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258270 berlin: me too

258337 dangerkeith3000: "Im rather embarrassed. but it appears that you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor."

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258103 Jaunty Shrimp: Your arms r 2 big

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?



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Score:
311
 
 Nwcorset: Did anyone use these to make fake wild boar chompers?
 LaeMi: My doctor said I should eat more bananas.
 XLY: yuck, thanks for taking one for the team
 grizzly: Banana runt is the best runt.
 VoR: Apple replacement gun for the real world..
 Hiddentigerma: Foam apples?
 SomeCanadian: These Applejacks don't taste like apples :(
Image 156831   01-17-17   Uploaded by    dobbiesdoogs
Score:
651
 
 Prostata: he eats shoots and leaves
 FabricMan: Koalas eat their mothers' feces, or "fecal pap" when they're young for nutrients.
 San DoDo: Mr Grylls, I need to quench my thirst, what would you recommend?
 Borkf: Eucalyptus is a skin irritant, so not a great idea, Bear.
Image 156830   01-17-17   Uploaded by    froggyfresh
Score:
289
 
 hearsegirl: I've seen legs like that at the podiatrist.
 VoR: wat?
 whiplash: Tarzan has really let himself go.
 SomeCanadian: I've got a cream for that.
 fumbduck: #1 cutest guy.
 Hiddentigerma: Sloth love chunk?
Image 156829   01-17-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
276
 
 Kraken: 10/10 would cook again
 ChubbyBuddy: centuplets? i bet mom couldnt sit in a chair for a solid year
 Hiddentigerma: Also. I hope all 8 posters are candid photos of him too.
 Hiddentigerma: @Knice We are not ready to face the death of god yet.
 Knice: 2016 could at least have taken this fucker out; but, no.
Image 156828   01-17-17   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
Score:
577
 
 ignatz: Named Buttons?
 Lestrange: Big fan of cats here
 VoR: Cats, amirite?
Image 156827   01-17-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
153
 
 sparename: This will not get you a black-belt in Origami
Image 156826   01-17-17   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
428
 
 thebiglutovsky: "Ah, good, now I no longer need the hoo-man"
 LaeMi: @Hiddentigerma - that's why it is /static/ electricity - it doesn't move/disapate because it is trapped in an insulator surface.
 Peach: @Hiddentigerma I love a good science burn.
 SomeCanadian: Actually the next person to pet the CAT will die.
 Borkf: Automatic petting machine.
 Knice: A Van De Catte generator.
 Hiddentigerma: You mean the rubber rail? The thing that's famous for not conducting electricity?
 LaeMi: Monorail cat in the parking shed.
Image 156825   01-17-17   Uploaded by    Wet farts
Score:
546
 
 p-niiice: snipsed
 Sandor: Bladeback Mountain
 VoR: Blade gets split into two realities. Good and Bad. The only change was sunglasses.
 SomeCanadian: Someone's been reading my LiveJournal fanfic.
 sparename: Crossing Swords
 LKoroton: The Blade crosses The Edge
Image 156824   01-17-17   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
Score:
690
 
 XLY: In the future, after charging under escalator handrails electicats are used to power vehicles in convenient easy to pet compartments
 addend: That's exactly why that compartment was created.
 VoR: For cute emergencies?
 Borkf: How to get past the uneasy silence of an electric car motor.
 Mad Collager: But Officer! Why can't I pay my toll with this?
 San DoDo: Now I know why the motor was purring
 LaeMi: The most important accessory for any motorcar!
Image 156823   01-17-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
434
 
 Lestrange: @LaeMi That's witty.
 whiplash: I spent all of my costume money and couldn't afford the bottom half.
 AverageJoe: you don't skip leg day
 LaeMi: Angry from the knees up.
Image 156822   01-17-17   Uploaded by    maura
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