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233509  DrNinjaman: That's one way to avoid STDs

233521  SpaceCow: Of course if it's English, there's also meat in your pudding.

233517  DrNinjaman: #233369 left the faucet on

233507  PenguinBartender: @tib gubb *headsplode*

233512  Teechur: @dangerkeith3000 Well, Yoda rode Luke pretty hard there, too.

233520  Shay: Stand still laddie.

233509  karmakat: sure can't blame de dog there...

233513  Teechur: This Jurassic Park reboot is weird.

233511  karmakat: YAH PERVERT WEIRDO!

233520  DrNinjaman: Needs a reindeer nose & antlers

233528  Peter Pantsless: Where will you be?

233517  karmakat: did the fishers came back yet?

233520  karmakat: that poor person will need worse than brain bleach at this point...

233460  DrNinjaman: This is more of a braising cut

233490  Not A Bot: do people actually use right shift?

233506  Warrax: @Mr. Shine The Peach has it.

233398  Chile Quornwrap: @Felicity looool

233517  Yurishiro: "All aboard the friendly spaceship!"

233517  Yurishiro: Internet dock is pretty busy today

233494  dangerkeith3000: I had a roommate and if he drank one of my beers he'd leave one or two dollars in the fridge.

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2. Yurishiro
3. Robespierre
4. Felicity
5. Teechur
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9. Side Boob
10. Peter Pantsless



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233370 Kaviri: Thank you for contacting bad dragon support center, how can I help you today?

233376 Science: I wanna Oompa those Loompas

233387 carpwoman: I remember my first beer....

233418 Kaviri: *his

233364 a robot: @jochenau *chef kiss* Flawless!

233372 Side Boob: @Sadbot While I agree that some people are indeed weird, I think you are painting with an overly large brush. Maybe you just need to get out more. vOv

233327 Mr. Shine: @fanny Urine IS sterile when fresh, after all.

233335 Mr. Shine: Now look at your man, now back to me.

233349 Whatever: Pretty old data if The Colbert Report is listed.

233451 raditzu: green is the new... black?



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ping uploaded 233067 (1383 points)
phil uploaded 233036 (1337 points)
Peter Pantsless uploaded 233103 (1282 points)
au bon pain uploaded 233034 (1140 points)
fanny uploaded 233197 (1135 points)
Gentleman uploaded 233126 (1119 points)
sergeant uploaded 233119 (1106 points)
grizzly uploaded 233074 (1095 points)
funy speling uploaded 233054 (1090 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233341 (1048 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 233165 (965 points)
a robot uploaded 233125 (963 points)
bigbison uploaded 233079 (958 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233101 (957 points)


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 2. Yurishiro: 11810 points
 3. Peter Pantsless: 5328 points
 4. Mr. Shine: 4358 points
 5. ping: 4169 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2698 points
 7. frankie: 2518 points
 8. Side Boob: 2096 points
 9. Annoying Vegan : 2017 points
10. nimbus: 1939 points
11. cannabis: 1937 points
12. a robot: 1738 points
13. au bon pain: 1690 points
14. guccigucci: 1660 points
15. Liar tuck: 1659 points
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Score:
885
 
 Zampano: Heart literally wrote a song about this, entitled "Dog and Butterfly"
 Lestrange: Get it off get it off get it off get it off
 Peter Pantsless: "D'awwww!" *chomp*
Image 156716   01-16-17   Uploaded by    SpaceCow
Score:
318
 
 Peach: Twist: Pikachu has ascended to Valhalla, where he spends his time in perpetual, deathless battle. THAT'S why Pokemon, despite constantly whaling on each other, only faint, never die.
 Peter Pantsless: @Ulillillia okay, that was really funny
 Ulillillia: Oh, so it's like a Family Guy joke.
 White Rice: @Ulillillia so, it's Thor's hammer (I don't recall the way to spell it, and I'm on my phone, so googling would be more effort than I deem this explanation worth). The hammer is nigh indestructible, and has wether effecting properties (namely: lightning). Nokia phones are nigh indestructible, and pikachu is the #1 identifiable electric pokemon. It's a bunch of pop-culture & nostalgia mixed into a simple, silly enough image. And now you know, and knowing is half the battle (the other half is violence)
 Lestrange: An image, video, piece of text, etc., typically humorous in nature, that is copied and spread rapidly by Internet users, often with slight variations.
 EvilOtter: I get it.
 Ulillillia: I don't get it
Image 156715   01-16-17   Uploaded by    kristy
Score:
532
 
 Lestrange: Pug rule
Image 156714   01-16-17   Uploaded by    wolfpk
Score:
530
 
 Peach: Smacks in my cereal bowl are alright, but I REALLY dig smacks on my bum.
 DrinkMixMan: I'm a Smack addict!
Image 156713   01-16-17   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Score:
448
 
 a robot: See also #149386
 Lestrange: Start life with a boop on le snoot.
Image 156712   01-16-17   Uploaded by    wolfpk
Score:
671
 
 SpaceCow: If the pink bag was a reference to Pink Floyd they earn an internet from me.
 Scoo: Big Bag of Broken Glass: the kids love it!
 Beef Supreme: No thanks. I don't need a bag of chips that imprisons me alongside Zod.
 WaffleIron: [SOUNDS OF CRUNCHING GLASS AND SOBBING, FOLLOWED BY MORE CRUNCHING GLASS]
 Peach: Don'trito
 Supermansbrother: @Retromancer Less flavor than that.
 Ulillillia: Crystal Doritos
 Retromancer: Aren't unflavored Doritos just Tortilla chips?
 Fancy Clown: I'm more of a pepperoni dog fart sort of guy
 sparename: "Clearly Mintless"
 Knice: They are top-of-the-line!
Image 156711   01-16-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
427
 
 jazzjunkie: Samurai Gas went out of business quite quickly
 grizzly: Built Ford tough.
 Peach: Still better than what I drive.
 DrinkMixMan: Haw haw.
 LaeMi: I see they are reinforcing gas-pump hoses now!
Image 156710   01-16-17   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
723
 
 Kraken: ZOOM! ENHANCE!
 San DoDo: [ZOOM IN INTENSIFIES]
 annterland: Signs that you're on friendly spaceship too much...#1. Signing off for the night
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Hope everythings's okay! Wait...
 fanny: signing off for the night all, something just came up...
Image 156709   01-16-17   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
362
 
 Science: Rammstein - the early years
 itskando: Gooby stahp
 Scoo: Das scheint gruselig, auch nach deutschen Massstaeben
 Lestrange: "You're not Father Christmas, you dirty old bastard".
 Peach: Gerber Baby
Image 156708   01-16-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Score:
557
 
 Science: I have used one of these for disc issues in my neck. It actually works.
 Kim: That's the good death. Kill yourself in comfort.
 Beef Supreme: Rachel Ray could use one of those. That neckless woman freaks me out.
 ChubbyBuddy: Saw 9: the latest chapter, set on a passenger jet, features Jigsaw tearing people's heads off with kitschy Skymall items. His victims must walk the fine line between maximum comfort and total annihilation.
 grizzly: @Robespierre holy crap! It's Robespierre!
 grizzly: This is okay.
 Robespierre: Add some Ubangi lip plates and you're on your way to a whole new galaxy of fashion!
 EvilOtter: David Carradine bought the budget version. Don't be David Carradine.
 SkidSolo: I always wanted to be a giraffe.
 Peach: Squeeze the hand-pump for a quick and hassle-free death.
 Peter Pantsless: That chic Kayan look, without the wait!
 Side Boob: The new Home Strangulation Kit, from K-Tel!
 Sadbot: I was worried that I'd reached maximum dork with my neck pillow that I take on flights, but this takes it to a new level
Image 156707   01-16-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
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