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263390  Not A Bot: Before you die, you see the weather report!

263420  ignatz: Damn hipsters..

263424  ignatz: help end cruelty to fashion models

263408  FabricMan: "Jeff, sit down. I know I was your best doggo. We had great times with the ball, didn't we? I didn't mean for Cait and I to fall in love. It just happened. I hope you can respect our love and our wish to be together and raise our puppers."

263397  lecj07: I like the tilt of the cat's head. "Yeah, that's right. What are you gonna do about it?"

263422  a spider plan: Stop squeeeezing my tail!

263422  In The Pocket: Chandler can't smile.

263422  Beer 30: cheeeeeese

263411  Butcherboy: Aaaah thanks@au bon pain

263421  avemaria: You mean, 2 months old?

263400  Robespierre: Low Bid Paving Co. - Now In Pyongyang

263406  Robespierre: One stiff breeze and ... DANGER ZONE

263398  antipatterns: Cute in the same way that a child soldier wearing a Garfield t-shirt is

263409  Robespierre: He won't make it very far - he's not allowed to cross the street

263407  Robespierre: Then what happened?

263364  grizzly: Get in, loser, we're going dumpster diving!

263379  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg

263404  antipatterns: Ah Russians. One of the last people I can be racist against.

263379  Robespierre: Gusto gone for and gotten

263385  Robespierre: England ... that Sceptered Cloud...

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263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263162 Mr Bleak: @Felicity ISO 8601 indeed - that way, time lines up nicely as well.

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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Score:
885
 
 Zampano: Heart literally wrote a song about this, entitled "Dog and Butterfly"
 Lestrange: Get it off get it off get it off get it off
 Peter Pantsless: "D'awwww!" *chomp*
Image 156716   01-16-17   Uploaded by    SpaceCow
Score:
318
 
 Peach: Twist: Pikachu has ascended to Valhalla, where he spends his time in perpetual, deathless battle. THAT'S why Pokemon, despite constantly whaling on each other, only faint, never die.
 Peter Pantsless: @Ulillillia okay, that was really funny
 Ulillillia: Oh, so it's like a Family Guy joke.
 White Rice: @Ulillillia so, it's Thor's hammer (I don't recall the way to spell it, and I'm on my phone, so googling would be more effort than I deem this explanation worth). The hammer is nigh indestructible, and has wether effecting properties (namely: lightning). Nokia phones are nigh indestructible, and pikachu is the #1 identifiable electric pokemon. It's a bunch of pop-culture & nostalgia mixed into a simple, silly enough image. And now you know, and knowing is half the battle (the other half is violence)
 Lestrange: An image, video, piece of text, etc., typically humorous in nature, that is copied and spread rapidly by Internet users, often with slight variations.
 EvilOtter: I get it.
 Ulillillia: I don't get it
Image 156715   01-16-17   Uploaded by    kristy
Score:
532
 
 Lestrange: Pug rule
Image 156714   01-16-17   Uploaded by    wolfpk
Score:
530
 
 Peach: Smacks in my cereal bowl are alright, but I REALLY dig smacks on my bum.
 DrinkMixMan: I'm a Smack addict!
Image 156713   01-16-17   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Score:
448
 
 a robot: See also #149386
 Lestrange: Start life with a boop on le snoot.
Image 156712   01-16-17   Uploaded by    wolfpk
Score:
671
 
 SpaceCow: If the pink bag was a reference to Pink Floyd they earn an internet from me.
 Scoo: Big Bag of Broken Glass: the kids love it!
 Beef Supreme: No thanks. I don't need a bag of chips that imprisons me alongside Zod.
 WaffleIron: [SOUNDS OF CRUNCHING GLASS AND SOBBING, FOLLOWED BY MORE CRUNCHING GLASS]
 Peach: Don'trito
 Supermansbrother: @Retromancer Less flavor than that.
 Ulillillia: Crystal Doritos
 Retromancer: Aren't unflavored Doritos just Tortilla chips?
 Fancy Clown: I'm more of a pepperoni dog fart sort of guy
 sparename: "Clearly Mintless"
 Knice: They are top-of-the-line!
Image 156711   01-16-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
427
 
 jazzjunkie: Samurai Gas went out of business quite quickly
 grizzly: Built Ford tough.
 Peach: Still better than what I drive.
 DrinkMixMan: Haw haw.
 LaeMi: I see they are reinforcing gas-pump hoses now!
Image 156710   01-16-17   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
723
 
 Kraken: ZOOM! ENHANCE!
 San DoDo: [ZOOM IN INTENSIFIES]
 annterland: Signs that you're on friendly spaceship too much...#1. Signing off for the night
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Hope everythings's okay! Wait...
 fanny: signing off for the night all, something just came up...
Image 156709   01-16-17   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
362
 
 Science: Rammstein - the early years
 itskando: Gooby stahp
 Scoo: Das scheint gruselig, auch nach deutschen Massstaeben
 Lestrange: "You're not Father Christmas, you dirty old bastard".
 Peach: Gerber Baby
Image 156708   01-16-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Score:
557
 
 Science: I have used one of these for disc issues in my neck. It actually works.
 Kim: That's the good death. Kill yourself in comfort.
 Beef Supreme: Rachel Ray could use one of those. That neckless woman freaks me out.
 ChubbyBuddy: Saw 9: the latest chapter, set on a passenger jet, features Jigsaw tearing people's heads off with kitschy Skymall items. His victims must walk the fine line between maximum comfort and total annihilation.
 grizzly: @Robespierre holy crap! It's Robespierre!
 grizzly: This is okay.
 Capital: Add some Ubangi lip plates and you're on your way to a whole new galaxy of fashion!
 EvilOtter: David Carradine bought the budget version. Don't be David Carradine.
 SkidSolo: I always wanted to be a giraffe.
 Peach: Squeeze the hand-pump for a quick and hassle-free death.
 Peter Pantsless: That chic Kayan look, without the wait!
 Side Boob: The new Home Strangulation Kit, from K-Tel!
 Sadbot: I was worried that I'd reached maximum dork with my neck pillow that I take on flights, but this takes it to a new level
Image 156707   01-16-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
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