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249383  a robot: Well he's a monkey, so he probably picks it in the wild.

249381  sparename: @Yam As an example - Eric Prydz - Call On Me, sounds terrible enough when played on radio with analogue compression for broadcast but when digitised as well is just nasty.. I never liked the song but just like being reminded of the video..

249382  Mr. Whiskers: You cant say "doot" if theres no skeleton. Thats just science.

249390  Not A Bot: FINISH HER!

249384  barfolomew: They don't make "skin" crayons anymore, for exactly this reason.

249367  Air Biscuit: These 3d glasses are off somehow...

249389  sparename: Yes, the nanobots have increased the size of my red blood cells too.

249336  wolfpk: Connection to #249357

249361  wolfpk: *Temp workers

249387  sparenamelaptopdied: I hate to think what's at the other side..

249374  Zaxxoff: you think that's stealthy? wait till you find the hand dryer!

249375  wolfpk: Hint #249377

249378  wolfpk: @funny in the wall All the mogwai came from Gizmo. Mogwais are naturally evil, with a very few exceptions like Gizmo.

249385  Zaxxoff: lifehack #22

249387  Zaxxoff: everything they told me about marine biology is a lie!

249387  Side Boob: Dont fish near nuclear power plants (owned by Montgomery Burns).

249372  Mr. Shine: "I come from a long line of Registrars with a proud and minutely documented history."

249374  Mr. Shine: *stumbles into*

249377  Mr. Shine: I love you, box!

249378  Mr. Shine: @funny in the wall getting them wet makes more. Feeding them after midnight is what makes gremlins. Getting original gizmo wet is what made the @sshole clones.

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249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi



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Score:
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 KingTrebek: How fitting that this is No. 69
 scribbs: "Young lady, go fall in love in the bar, like other good girls."
 carpwoman: I'm a baaaad girl.
 Lestrange: @KingTrebek It's a former Portuguese colony (rather than British) and still is strongly Christian. It's a beautiful place and the hippies of the world go there to smoke the herb.
 LaeMi: According to this, I am only 50% bad.
 KingTrebek: you guys... what's going on in Goa?
 Snake Jesus: I wanna party with this Bad Girl, she knows how to have a good time
 Bast Relief: I thought I was a bad girl. Guess not. My rotis round af.
 jazzjunkie: There are two million people in Goa. Statistically, some of them must be bad. Some of the bad ones will be female. Don't go to Goa.
 whiplash: Do you have a name and a phone number of this "bad girl?" Asking for a friend.
 petepuma: DONNA SUMMER WAS RIGHT
 Lestrange: Send the bad girls my way. Bad girls make decisions for themselves and deserve respect.
 Jaunty Shrimp: This is reminiscent of a book I'm reading now, Pink Sari Revolution. Main character is a real-life badass named Sampat. Check it out if you're so inclined.
 Bartleby: Bad Girls, Bad Girls, what you gonna do when they come for you
 SpaceCow: What you're saying is, you want a bad girl.
 DarkTeddy: This is something my uncle would send me
 Butcherboy: How dare you fall in love in a park instead of the arranged marriage
 ClockworkJackalope: A bad girl shows ankle
 addend: (Books a trip to Goa.)
 SunWukong: Bottom right @carpwoman. You're a bad girl!
 Fancy Clown: Also, square/non-round rotis make baby elephant Jesus cry.
 Fancy Clown: How dare they have breasts!? This is an outrage!
 Knice: My rotis game is weak af. :-(
 questionable: perhaps...perhaps we were all bad girls...all along
 Scoo: A Bad Girl Enjoys Life
 Peter Pantsless: laughed out loud at "HAS BREASTS"
Image 156650   01-16-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
313
 
 Kraken: Fuck you, we ain't got no tickets
 LaeMi: "I'll have a ticket to your downstairs region there." "Fuck off, creep!"
 SpaceCow: "Mobile infantry made me the man I am today."
 ClockworkJackalope: " I got ya ticket right heeeeeaaaa""
 addend: A bad girl... sells tickets.
 ignatz: When they chopped my legs off, my brother sold tickets. Fuck you, brother
 questionable: oh, I see. it looks like the one guy is getting flipped off for having the audacity to try to purchase tickets. or maybe just because he's pointing and it's pretty rude to point
 AverageJoe: learn to park you asshole
 Scoo: Here's a ticket for ya! A ticket to sit and spin!
Image 156649   01-16-17   Uploaded by    kswat
Score:
278
 
 drtofu: This is how I roll
 Snake Jesus: I don't think this is how you're supposed to make a hovercraft, but who am I to judge?
 Lestrange: Seen better than that at Essen car show, you could spin the whole damn car round one handed. Also, nice Mercedes Pagoda.
 hearsegirl: the 911 calls from the spouses are just lovely.
 wolfpk: Necessity is the mother of all inventions, and the cause of a lot of injuries.
 ClockworkJackalope: Just put some pizza under there and your good to go@Peter Pantsless
 wolfpk: Necessity is the mother of all inventions, and the cause of a lot of injuries.
 Peter Pantsless: It's a box-and-stick trap for car nuts
Image 156648   01-16-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
346
 
 Rembo Rompus: Escherian in its scope and execution
 jazzjunkie: It's pretty, but is it art?
 annterland: I want to see this in real life
 addend: Heads of blue-haired people.
 Mad Collager: @Teechur This new Tetris is wicked hard!
 Teechur: That does weird things to my eyes as I scroll through....
Image 156647   01-16-17   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
688
 
 LaeMi: Vegan cat returns from the hunt.
 hearsegirl: loo loo loo, got some apples....
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot As discussed on #156576. I'm going for the hat trick. You'll see what I mean
 SpaceCow: The photographer said "let's give this cat an apple. It'll make him look like even more of an asshole."
 wolfpk: Well you throw a fit when I bring you a mouse!
 addend: Hunter/gatherer switcherino.
 wolfpk: Well you throw a fit when I bring you a mouse!
 a robot: Catple?
 Ulillillia: Cat isn't purple yet
 SomeCanadian: I dunno what everyone else is talking about, these Applejacks taste like apples.
 Teechur: I have an apple.....I have a cat....UNH! Apple-Cat! Sorry, my kids show me the weirdest videos sometimes....
Image 156646   01-16-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
300
 
 addend: Lemme just warm up the truck and we'll head off in April.
 sparename: how DOES the snowplough driver get to work?
Image 156645   01-16-17   Uploaded by    Cami
Score:
330
 
 Bob: Never again. Cant' make me.
 Mad Collager: @Dresdenkeogh And sing "Akimboya"
 ClockworkJackalope: Must we do this again? I'm still not over the last time we did it.
 Dresdenkeogh: @LaeMi @Mad Collager @Peter Pantsless Just put your hands on your hips.
 Mad Collager: It's just a jump to the left. And then a step to the right...
 Peter Pantsless: Let's do it again!
 San DoDo: The future is now
 LaeMi: It's astounding. Time is fleeting. Madness takes its toll...
Image 156644   01-16-17   Uploaded by    SpamSpamSpamSpam
Score:
643
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: From the movie Wiener-Dog
 petepuma: beauty and the beast cosplay
 SpaceCow: Frank attempts to revive the beauty pageant but with dogs.
 questionable: Danny Dogvito
 yev: look what i've found! he was just standing by the shop holding his glasses. can we keep him?
Image 156643   01-16-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
363
 
 ClockworkJackalope: Just... a little... further... damnit.
Image 156642   01-16-17   Uploaded by    clueful
Score:
326
 
 SpaceCow: This woodcarving is titled "the happy German child."
 whiplash: "Saw" franchise finally gets out of that damn warehouse district.
 Lestrange: Nice way to scare the little ones.
 Scoo: Marilyn Manstump
 ClockworkJackalope: Why so serious?
 Peach: If you litter, this thing comes to life and makes you really sorry.
 Mad Collager: @LaeMi Wood I! Wood I!
 SunWukong: Your tree looks sick.
 LaeMi: You want to know how I got these cracks?
Image 156641   01-16-17   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
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