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175192  Bu7Z: It's no use, I've been driving around at 88mph since the eighties... Still just getting old.

175197  Amy Housewine: The cosmetic surgery to turn him into a monster was successful. What he lost in peripheral vision, he gained in sex appeal.

175205  Derp Herpigan: Those apples seem a wrong color for consumption.

175193  Bu7Z: @dangerous dave there once was a pelican from Nantucket, and let me just say the stories you may have heard about him are grossly exagurated.

175196  fakeusername: @Bu7Z ah yes that timeless sailor's fantasy of a fish with a booty

175193  Bu7Z: @Teechur and yet, a similar lesson could be taken away...

175200  Derp Herpigan: Kanye dig it?

175193  dangerous dave: There once was a pelican from Nantucket. ...No, wait.

175194  Bu7Z: I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling cats.

175184  Teechur: You're the wind beneath my wing....

175197  tritium: @ignatz They are basically airbags, designed to burst on impact and lessen the force of impact.

175195  Bu7Z: Somewhere, inside, five teens confront some old dude who mutters the words, 'I would have got away with it ,if it weren't for you mother fucking kuntz.

175197  dangerous dave: Who hacked my PC and stole my glamor shots?

175197  tritium: Long live the new flesh!

175185  Teechur: Don't worry. Just poopin' They already stole me lucky charms.

175172  dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?

175183  dangerkeith3000: @dangerous dave it was probably made before postal codes because standardized. zip code 98062 is in Washington and they used WN instead of the standard WA.

175196  Bu7Z: Personally, a human booty with a fish head is more versatile than a lady body from the waist up but all fishy from there down.

175186  Teechur: How a toddler view potty training.....

175188  Teechur: Why is it an officer that totes my goats?

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174993 zupobaloop: @piranharama "I wanna see your pea-cock, cock, cock" -- Katy Perry

175163 Noremak: @Noremak Correction and clarification: Last pagan country in Europe.

175039 Dan Tagonistic: *Swipes right

174989 Mr. Shine: All I had was ONE cocktail, honest.

175017 raditzu: Applesplit!

175097 Teechur: @Hokie33 That's what I'm afraid of! RIP GC.

175175 Noremak: @Bu7Z Save it for the after party at Aggro-Con 2017.

175009 piranharama: @tib gubb Hello tech support, have you tried switching it off and on?

175164 BavidDowie: @FabricMan Frog Caviar

175170 Prostata: that is not how you make pressed ham



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Score:
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 Mr. Butt: Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
 Lestrange: Moobs
 A duck: Basketball Hoop Base is extremely upset at this
Image 156441   01-15-17   Uploaded by    Teechur
Score:
638
 
 Shay: Fruit of the Doom
 a sedated moose: @WaffleIron you really smell like dog buns.
 Peach: Run, my brothers and sisters, run!
 werterland: I feel like the only ones that should actually be concerned are the raspberry and the cherry. The pineapple should DEFINITELY chill the fuck out, at the very least.
 scribbs: Okay, this explains one ridiculous policy of the Great Leap Forward.
 whiplash: "Boys and girls" is stretching things a bit, author.
 Lestrange: Back in a bit, just going over to the moderation page.
 WaffleIron: All I hear in this scene is "UNACCEPTABLE!!!"
 yev: girls don't dart
Image 156440   01-15-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
443
 
 Teechur: Just wants to be a well-bread dog. Needs some other ingredients, though.
 scribbs: Cute pup.
 Amy Housewine: "Wasn't me."
 Fett4life: Bob's Red Mill All Purpose Canine Cocaine.
 Lestrange: Wtf is going on here?
Image 156439   01-15-17   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
Score:
737
 
 a robot: @Peter Pantsless It wasn't bad! Certainly better than the abomination that was "Big Top Pee Wee"
 Peter Pantsless: A new Pee-Wee movie movie came out on Netflix last year. 82% on Rotten Tomatoes
 ClockworkJackalope: A simpler age
 EvilOtter: I would only sit in front of one of these men at the movie theater.
 Fett4life: Weird Al just never does it in public.
 dobbiesdoogs: yankovic and yankadick
Image 156438   01-15-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
379
 
 Borkf: @scribbs They are indeed. They catch insects with a sweet, sticky nectar which traps them, then digests them. Rich pickings for and anteater I would imagine.
 a robot: @Mexico See also #149440
 scribbs: @Borkf Are those carnivorous plants? Easy way to get yummy bug protein.
 Borkf: @scribbs Anteaters licking pitcher plants?
 scribbs: Me: "I see a lizard with a flaccid tongue drinking from a flower sac." Shrink: "Oh dear..."
 Mexico: Who gave you permission to post a picture of the Purple User Deep Sea Hangout?
Image 156437   01-15-17   Uploaded by    Drunk Orc
Score:
666
 
 Peter Pantsless: Poop chute
 Side Boob: Wheeeeee!
 Borkf: I'd rather digest my food, thanks. Also, I don't like having to eat on the toilet.
 a sedated moose: @Scoo two? Five? Thirty thousand?
 FatTigerWoods: Weeeeeee! I mean shiiiiiiit!
 Lestrange: Your claim for disability benefit has been considered by this panel and it was agreed that you are fit for work.
 TFChicken: @Scoo don't know but I'm pretty sure I am still shitting out all-bran I ate three years ago
 Scoo: Take a guess: How many bowls of your oat bran cereal would it take to equal the fiber content of one bowl of Colon Blow?
Image 156436   01-15-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
651
 
 Peach: Do what you love and kibble will follow.
 scribbs: He wants to set a record, but he can't figure out how to phone the people at Guinness.
 whiplash: That's why they call them "canines." (There are actually two other cans you can't see at the bottom of the photo, making nine).
 WotGives: This should be a goat. Why isn't it a goat?
 Lestrange: 404 funny comment not found
 fumbduck: Yes you can!
Image 156435   01-15-17   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
334
 
 weed poop: @Musician you got me
 CastleBravo: (ahem). GO PACKERS! That is all.
 Scoo: Only if it comes in a box
 Teechur: @EvilOtter He was number ONE!
 EvilOtter: I want one of those hats that lets me drink two bottles at once through a straw. Now THAT'S classy!
 Fett4life: For when you really want your ladies to just stay down in the parking lot.
 Musician: pairs well with Lil' Smokies, aerosol cheese product, Jager shots, Old Spice, body paint and frozen mucus.
Image 156434   01-15-17   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
484
 
 Peter Pantsless: @CastleBravo @WaffleIron What if you drove one through the other? Hmm...maybe if you modified the warp drive to stabilize the bridge or make it big enough to drive through...
 CastleBravo: @WaffleIron I dunno. Sometimes you just need the extra speed. Smart sophonts don't eliminate options.
 mrwiffler: Wormhole of love.
 Fett4life: This is the latest DYSON design. Vacuum that shit into a singularity.
 TFChicken: Say I was to take a dump in that. Does it lose a dimension or does it automatically teleport to the other side? These are the hard hitting scientific questions
 Greek Fire: What is the background, then. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE BACKGROUND
 AutoDisaster: "See, everything's gonna be fine!"
 WaffleIron: Wormholes just aren't classy. A true gentlebeing travels in an Alcubierre warp field.
Image 156433   01-15-17   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
640
 
 Science: "Tanaka. Tanaka tanaka tanaka."
 thebiglutovsky: @Amy Housewine Well then.
 Amy Housewine: @thebiglutovsky en.wikipedia.org/wiki/…
 thebiglutovsky: Kinda thought it looked like an early Dr Who alien. "Early".
 Peach: *sigh* Babe, I'm stuck on you... no seriously, retract your suction cups, I'm stuck on you!
 EvilOtter: Everyone is a horrible monstrosity if you're brave enough.
 mrwiffler: Something for the compost.
 whiplash: New TV series, "The M Word" (hint: it stands for Monster).
 TFChicken: Valtrex ad?
 Scoo: Starbuck meets the Zygons
 Amy Housewine: It's OK, they're mostly goodies now.
 WaffleIron: Gotta point those... ya know what, this just isn't working for me, nevermind.
Image 156432   01-15-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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