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205535  Volwen: Newborn shrimps are nice.

205548  Mustyrats: because he is hot.

205547  King Polly: I don't think I have ever seen a real mouse hole.

205532  Teechur: SPORTSBALL TEAM

205483  sparename: Protected against small pieces of impossibly ancient rock travelling through space at speeds measured in miles per millisecond but not against slow-moving floors

205484  sparename: I DROVE THERE! 600 miles from the UK without a problem, then reversed into a light pole (off camera right) 'cos the (Swiss) guy watching my back yelled at the wrong window - me being in a right-hand drive truck and all..

205546  Mike Michael: One direction has a stipulation for their concert venues that totally male audience members urinate on them backstage during intermission. Ticketmaster charges a $14 fee for this.

205487  sparename: "The Land That Tokes Forgot - Beyond The Camberwell Carrot"

205496  White Rice: @Felicity That is true (had some friends over the years who had that issue, had to double up with a belt & suspenders to keep everything under control) and we can't see enough of this individual to gauge much beyond their pants, jacket & crack. It's just there have been so many instances where there shouldn't have been any issue with using a belt, and constant disaster. Side note: I only now noticed the guy in this image didn't use the belt loops of the pants (at least not the one we can see in the image). That could add to their pant problems.

205494  sparename: "Donn't diss dickslecksick dinasours"

205537  tib gubb: in a surprise twist, that's the child's name

205546  parrotsnest: I think the real question along everyone's minds is... why were you at a One Direction concert?

205516  sparename: I love it when other countries have simple solutions to issues that, here in England, anyway, cause lots of aggro, disgust, unsanitary conditions and wastes of police time. Big cities have closed all their public toilets, there are queues to get into most bars (that don't want you coming in for a piss without buying anything, anyway), guys(and girls!) end up pissing in doorways, on patches of grass and in alleys but now there are cameras everywhere... to catch you doing what could, so easily, be prevented. GIVE US PISSOIRS! Legalise public wees. And weed while you're at it

205544  Grandmaster Fat: for revenge duct tape the lid and seat unitedly with a sign saying "don't touch the sides!"

205536  tib gubb: she's too young for you bro

205544  generic: How'd you do?

205518  necronomicon: @Butcherboy why not both?

205536  Yurishiro: @Yurishiro Newborn lobsters are nice.

205519  sparename: Now the Pyramids make more sense - Tributes to The Great god Viagris Of The Morning Pitched-Tent

205536  Yurishiro: @Yurishiro wait...

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205346 Knice: @fanny Yeah, but I don't want it gettin' all uppity-like. :-D

205496 White Rice: @Felicity That is true (had some friends over the years who had that issue, had to double up with a belt & suspenders to keep everything under control) and we can't see enough of this individual to gauge much beyond their pants, jacket & crack. It's just there have been so many instances where there shouldn't have been any issue with using a belt, and constant disaster. Side note: I only now noticed the guy in this image didn't use the belt loops of the pants (at least not the one we can see in the image). That could add to their pant problems.

205378 apoxia: Affect also means emotion. I use it a lot in my job as a psychologist.

205333 bug: @dope I think Strong Bad is back and posting on AG

205377 apoxia: I'm a psychologist and this year I worked with two men who had become acutely unwell and were in the psychiatric ward with anxiety about their tax returns being a primary trigger. They both had beliefs at delusional intensity.

205418 Sadbot: Cocaine is an awful drug for 80s nostalgia douches, but legalizing it in all the Americas would help fight corruption

205372 Dominus Umbrae: Me too @Zampano

205384 apoxia: I also have a minidisk player! I used to use it to record my band at gigs.

205371 Haute and sweaty: @Yam Woah.

205404 piranharama: @Hokie333 A shuttle huh? Seems like cheating to me.



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Score:
240
 
 Mr. Butt: Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
 Lestrange: Moobs
 A duck: Basketball Hoop Base is extremely upset at this
Image 156441   01-15-17   Uploaded by    Teechur
Score:
664
 
 Shay: Fruit of the Doom
 a sedated moose: @WaffleIron you really smell like dog buns.
 Peach: Run, my brothers and sisters, run!
 werterland: I feel like the only ones that should actually be concerned are the raspberry and the cherry. The pineapple should DEFINITELY chill the fuck out, at the very least.
 scribbs: Okay, this explains one ridiculous policy of the Great Leap Forward.
 whiplash: "Boys and girls" is stretching things a bit, author.
 Lestrange: Back in a bit, just going over to the moderation page.
 WaffleIron: All I hear in this scene is "UNACCEPTABLE!!!"
 yev: girls don't dart
Image 156440   01-15-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
443
 
 Teechur: Just wants to be a well-bread dog. Needs some other ingredients, though.
 scribbs: Cute pup.
 Amy Housewine: "Wasn't me."
 Fett4life: Bob's Red Mill All Purpose Canine Cocaine.
 Lestrange: Wtf is going on here?
Image 156439   01-15-17   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
Score:
737
 
 a robot: @Peter Pantsless It wasn't bad! Certainly better than the abomination that was "Big Top Pee Wee"
 Peter Pantsless: A new Pee-Wee movie movie came out on Netflix last year. 82% on Rotten Tomatoes
 ClockworkJackalope: A simpler age
 EvilOtter: I would only sit in front of one of these men at the movie theater.
 Fett4life: Weird Al just never does it in public.
 dobbiesdoogs: yankovic and yankadick
Image 156438   01-15-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
379
 
 Borkf: @scribbs They are indeed. They catch insects with a sweet, sticky nectar which traps them, then digests them. Rich pickings for and anteater I would imagine.
 a robot: @Mexico See also #149440
 scribbs: @Borkf Are those carnivorous plants? Easy way to get yummy bug protein.
 Borkf: @scribbs Anteaters licking pitcher plants?
 scribbs: Me: "I see a lizard with a flaccid tongue drinking from a flower sac." Shrink: "Oh dear..."
 Mexico: Who gave you permission to post a picture of the Purple User Deep Sea Hangout?
Image 156437   01-15-17   Uploaded by    Drunk Orc
Score:
666
 
 Peter Pantsless: Poop chute
 Side Boob: Wheeeeee!
 Borkf: I'd rather digest my food, thanks. Also, I don't like having to eat on the toilet.
 a sedated moose: @Scoo two? Five? Thirty thousand?
 FatTigerWoods: Weeeeeee! I mean shiiiiiiit!
 Lestrange: Your claim for disability benefit has been considered by this panel and it was agreed that you are fit for work.
 TFChicken: @Scoo don't know but I'm pretty sure I am still shitting out all-bran I ate three years ago
 Scoo: Take a guess: How many bowls of your oat bran cereal would it take to equal the fiber content of one bowl of Colon Blow?
Image 156436   01-15-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
651
 
 Peach: Do what you love and kibble will follow.
 scribbs: He wants to set a record, but he can't figure out how to phone the people at Guinness.
 whiplash: That's why they call them "canines." (There are actually two other cans you can't see at the bottom of the photo, making nine).
 WotGives: This should be a goat. Why isn't it a goat?
 Lestrange: 404 funny comment not found
 fumbduck: Yes you can!
Image 156435   01-15-17   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
334
 
 weed poop: @Musician you got me
 CastleBravo: (ahem). GO PACKERS! That is all.
 Scoo: Only if it comes in a box
 Teechur: @EvilOtter He was number ONE!
 EvilOtter: I want one of those hats that lets me drink two bottles at once through a straw. Now THAT'S classy!
 Fett4life: For when you really want your ladies to just stay down in the parking lot.
 Musician: pairs well with Lil' Smokies, aerosol cheese product, Jager shots, Old Spice, body paint and frozen mucus.
Image 156434   01-15-17   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
484
 
 Peter Pantsless: @CastleBravo @WaffleIron What if you drove one through the other? Hmm...maybe if you modified the warp drive to stabilize the bridge or make it big enough to drive through...
 CastleBravo: @WaffleIron I dunno. Sometimes you just need the extra speed. Smart sophonts don't eliminate options.
 mrwiffler: Wormhole of love.
 Fett4life: This is the latest DYSON design. Vacuum that shit into a singularity.
 TFChicken: Say I was to take a dump in that. Does it lose a dimension or does it automatically teleport to the other side? These are the hard hitting scientific questions
 Greek Fire: What is the background, then. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE BACKGROUND
 AutoDisaster: "See, everything's gonna be fine!"
 WaffleIron: Wormholes just aren't classy. A true gentlebeing travels in an Alcubierre warp field.
Image 156433   01-15-17   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
640
 
 Science: "Tanaka. Tanaka tanaka tanaka."
 thebiglutovsky: @Amy Housewine Well then.
 Amy Housewine: @thebiglutovsky en.wikipedia.org/wiki/…
 thebiglutovsky: Kinda thought it looked like an early Dr Who alien. "Early".
 Peach: *sigh* Babe, I'm stuck on you... no seriously, retract your suction cups, I'm stuck on you!
 EvilOtter: Everyone is a horrible monstrosity if you're brave enough.
 mrwiffler: Something for the compost.
 whiplash: New TV series, "The M Word" (hint: it stands for Monster).
 TFChicken: Valtrex ad?
 Scoo: Starbuck meets the Zygons
 Amy Housewine: It's OK, they're mostly goodies now.
 WaffleIron: Gotta point those... ya know what, this just isn't working for me, nevermind.
Image 156432   01-15-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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