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248762  Dr Awkward: @E. HONDA what kind of cookies do Keebler Orcs make?

248767  Sadbot: What if a Wrangler was a mini-van but also a Humvee?

248769  Dr Awkward: Aw shuck. Spent our grain budget on armaments again

248763  Dr Awkward: When you get an IUD placed, you're supposed to take a drug 12-24 hours in advance to "ripen the cervix" which is likely the worst phrase I've ever heard.

248757  raditzu: still worth it ! XD

248689  BavidDowie: baboushpup

248761  jochenau: noooo my bibliophobia

248692  BavidDowie: l'acqua frizzante

248454  tib gubb: cup o' bun

248755  Sadbot: Fartparty USA, m'lords and ladies!

248705  BavidDowie: Is this the end of The Giver?

248763  Sadbot: youtu.be/…

248736  BavidDowie: dooglie-eyes

248765  Sadbot: We're a culture, not a costume

248742  BavidDowie: He told them they didn't need to wash their hands. Also that what you say is more important than what you eat bc it just ends up as shit anyway.

248749  BavidDowie: @Telkwa until recently there was an ATM in Vatican City with Latin as an option

248701  Sadbot: @Otterman That sounds like a good time. I had the fried sauerkraut, fried fried chicken and waffles, and fried chocolate chip pancake over a few years. The most underwhelming and overhyped was fried beer. "What if there were PBR Hot Pockets?" was not a question worth answering. Also I hope you went to the petting zoo, I like the wallabys

248759  addend: Well? That kitty ain't gonna clean itself.

248752  BavidDowie: Badonkabeentheredonethat

248749  Warrax: Need some cash to buy a shirt.

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248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248670 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne genius comment, I loved it!

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248684 Springbok: Seems familiar

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248597 DrNinjaman: Cambridge Analytics is sneaky as fuck

248701 Sadbot: @Otterman That sounds like a good time. I had the fried sauerkraut, fried fried chicken and waffles, and fried chocolate chip pancake over a few years. The most underwhelming and overhyped was fried beer. "What if there were PBR Hot Pockets?" was not a question worth answering. Also I hope you went to the petting zoo, I like the wallabys



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Score:
894
 
 tib gubb: this kid is destined for an office environment
 Entertainmentalist: Don't worry, kid, that'll never change. Second grade is merely your first taste of everything to come.
 San DoDo: S-same
 Headoftheclass: ...and this kid was Albert Einstein
 Knice: -Second-Grade Teacher
 whiplash: I will give him credit, he caught and corrected his spelling errors.
 Peter Pantsless: shit *dies*
 AverageJoe: stupid special-snowflake generation
Image 155875   01-12-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
576
 
 ClockworkJackalope: FUCK YOU, IM OUTAHERE!'!! CALL THE COPS I DONT CARE!! MOTHERBORK THE POLICE!!!
 scribbs: The frame before this was the dog saying, "Challenge accepted."
 SomeCanadian: Houborfki
Image 155874   01-12-17   Uploaded by    eurotrash
Score:
283
 
 Ulillillia: Mr. Twig
 Mr. Butt: I got a tree for a head but don't call me a tree-head. (It's my show, I'm Andy Milonakis)
 Scoo: At Loggerheads
 scribbs: "Hey, you! You're standing on my sheep!"
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Mokujin.
 San DoDo: What a logface
 whiplash: Groot's Wedding Day.
 ChubbyBuddy: Oh, you must be the new Branch Manager.
 sparename: "Stick Man, Oh Stick Man, Beware of the 'Job', You must wear a suit, You can't be a slob.."
 SomeCanadian: When you've had a stick up your ass for too long.
Image 155873   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
594
 
 jochenau: The weirdest part is that the other pillow is a picture of their *other* pet.
 scribbs: This seems more annoying than cute.
 San DoDo: How to mess with your pet 101
 whiplash: Narcissistic, moi?
 ChubbyBuddy: my big brother can be such a square
Image 155872   01-12-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
317
 
 scribbs: @ChubbyBuddy The BEST car!
 ChubbyBuddy: @Lestrange what car has crown moulding
 Lestrange: If you two don't stop fighting I am going too smash this car into the next damn tree.
Image 155871   01-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
303
 
 scribbs: To be honest, it seems like it'd be pretty easy to not re-blog that.
 Otterman: Sassy
 hat thrab: @SomeCanadian Truly that is the only kind of sexy.
 whiplash: Hollywood talent scout: "We've discovered the new Jim Carrey!"
 Teechur: I don't want to know where the 4th half went.
 SomeCanadian: This is kind of sexy in a hotel-complimentary-continental-breakfast-kind-of-way
 Peter Pantsless: I'm not gonna even try to explain this nachos
Image 155870   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Score:
142
 
 Telkwa: High school hasn't changed much since my time, I see.
 Beef Supreme: I am doing my best to avoid making one of six very offensive jokes about this emaciated young fellow right now.
 Wolfy21: Manly, yes, but I like it too
 Warrax: He's all out of watermelons.
 ClockworkJackalope: " be a male model they said, it'll be fun they said'
 smusher: Spent all the grocery money on fashion gear again
 jochenau: Who says hazmat work isn't glamorous?
 San DoDo: Choices were made..
 whiplash: Yeah, I'm here to repair the copy machine.
 Teechur: Why do fashion designers hate people so much?
 Borkf: Bottom half is going to the moon, to half is going anywhere but the gym.
 Lestrange: @JohnnySalami yeah... 'chic'...
 JohnnySalami: Stormtrooper Chic
Image 155869   01-12-17   Uploaded by    WTF
Score:
193
 
 whiplash: Hey, Sprague: never skip leg day!
 Kim: Jews have strange mourning rituals.
Image 155868   01-12-17   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
262
 
 Jotun: "I'm just working through some stuff."
 tib gubb: I've done this
 Scoo: I'm Toast!
 EvilOtter: Don't judge the love between a man and his upholstery. Don't you dare!
 whiplash: Fail. Ha!
 whiplash: Michael Richards is still in hiding after his 2006 stand-up comedy not good my friend.
 SomeCanadian: This, children, is how babby is made.
 Peter Pantsless: It's been a long time, but I have spent many nights in a chair just like that. Except replace that weirdo with a slightly different weirdo. And put the pads back. Jesus
 well duh: This is my cushion fort. There are many like it but this one is mine. Stay the fuck out.
 AverageJoe: deep dark fears
Image 155867   01-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
319
 
 SpaceCow: Schumacher wasn't brave enough to use the early version of Mister Freeze.
 EvilOtter: Ice, ice baby!
 SomeCanadian: Conceptual Kraang.
 Lestrange: Let it go, let it go etc. Sorry.
 AverageJoe: ice golems are creepy af
Image 155866   01-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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