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228532  Sandor: Where's the Quaker Oatmeal?

228538  Sandor: Then we are doomed

228538  Side Boob: The internet is our only hope, and our greatest curse.

228536  NoRagrets: *headsplosion*

228373  Amy Housewine: @Robespierre TILL I BURN UP

228533  Side Boob: Harlequin Audi never really caught on

228535  Robespierre: Copyright infringement is your best bad-vote incentive. Begone, heathen.

228536  VoR: Wat?!

228537  Robespierre: In Britain it's known as Ham & Armour.

228535  Nope: blasphemy

228490  Robespierre: @Ulillillia Been to Philly once, been to Pat's once. Coincidence? Definitely not.

228515  Science: Aww, what a cute pair of poisonous duck-beavers.

228500  Jabberwikket: Mckayla ?

228531  a robot: "What?"

228504  Jabberwikket: Unicornrows

228535  a robot: Ultra bad for doing this to the Far Side :(

228509  dangerkeith3000: *became

228509  dangerkeith3000: Lisa got really annoying when she because vegetarian. Don't ever make her vegan.

228517  dangerkeith3000: Nice try but that is the guest copy.

228523  Teechur: This Neighborhood Watch is probably quite effective.

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1. Robespierre
2. Yurishiro
3. Scoo
4. Ulillillia
5. VeeKay
6. Teechur
7. dangerkeith3000
8. a robot
9. Side Boob
10. Aufziehvogel



The top ten most commented-on images today:

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228348 Darmstadtium: @Hyphae ... and yet we keep coming back... over and over and over and over again...

228490 Robespierre: @Ulillillia Been to Philly once, been to Pat's once. Coincidence? Definitely not.

228373 Amy Housewine: @Robespierre TILL I BURN UP

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228485 a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.



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Scoo uploaded 228077 (1001 points)
catheter uploaded 228357 (970 points)
Gallifrasian uploaded 228153 (942 points)
badger uploaded 228101 (917 points)
Ignatius uploaded 228315 (910 points)
froggyfresh uploaded 228288 (883 points)
Side Boob uploaded 228318 (867 points)
hot hot dog uploaded 228116 (859 points)
nanananana uploaded 228073 (851 points)


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 1. Robespierre: 16663 points
 2. Supermansbrother: 14241 points
 3. Scoo: 6509 points
 4. Bagels: 5464 points
 5. Not A Bot: 4347 points
 6. ColdHotCool: 2408 points
 7. Side Boob: 2390 points
 8. AFanOfSprite: 2188 points
 9. greg: 2012 points
10. Fast Sloth: 1990 points
11. majorchamp: 1975 points
12. guccigucci: 1827 points
13. zip file: 1776 points
14. nanananana: 1662 points
15. SS Keith: 1567 points
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Score:
580
 
 whiplash: I fell out of the ceiling but I still like to watch you.
 LaeMi: I can't find my pantaloons.
Image 155864   01-12-17   Uploaded by    buffalo
Score:
354
 
 AverageJoe: I don't know, it sounds like bullshit
 Mac: Gross... looks like menthol.
Image 155863   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
341
 
 Warrax: Is that better or worse than hysteria? Is it the same cure?
 EvilOtter: Because it isn't brave enough.
 Kim: Commonly referred to as: blue box.
 AverageJoe: you know there are more interesting things to do in a bed, right?
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot Oh, goodness. "fans self"
 a robot: I feel like Satan is going to jump through the window any time now! (#154205)
 Peter Pantsless: Either you've been using it too much, or too little
 WaffleIron: Is it hoop stress?
Image 155862   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
475
 
 Peter Pantsless: @scribbs *Beavis and Butthead laugh*
 addend: Everyone goes there, but I don't see any traffic.
 scribbs: @Peter Pantsless Couldn't find it, but I did find this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/…
 whiplash: John Donne: "I run to death, and death meets me as fast"
 AverageJoe: better stay on the road, it seems safer
 a robot: [SFX: Zoidberg's "WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP"]
 Peter Pantsless: @Peter Pantsless and why does that guy get to go there before I do
 Peter Pantsless: Where is that
Image 155861   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Score:
445
 
 Telkwa: Note to self: must remember to clean the toilet this weekend.
 scribbs: "Welp, this explains the marking on the treasure map."
Image 155860   01-12-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
553
 
 tib gubb: they call him the wolf dentist...
 PenguinBartender: After thorough examination, Dr. Lupine Wolfe concluded that the patient's tonsils were indeed swollen. Prescribed antibiotics and a breath mint.
 ClockworkJackalope: Damnit moon moon
 AverageJoe: I said just the tip
 raditzu: CAPSLOCK ON!
 Amy Housewine: ENT Wolf is at a loss for a diagnosis.
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot Waaaaaay too much tongue
 a robot: It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
Image 155859   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
330
 
 San DoDo: None of your beeswax, also leaf
 AverageJoe: let's have a talk about bees and birds
 WaffleIron: PBF did it better.
Image 155858   01-12-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
345
 
 WaffleIron: 100 100!
 Theta Zero: Hello, optical illusion Mona Lisa.
Image 155857   01-12-17   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
Score:
411
 
 whiplash: The Pentagon cleverly disguised itself to avoid future attacks.
 Peter Pantsless: @Borkf Legit, but I stand by my James Bond joke
 Borkf: @Peter Pantsless @Mexico @LaeMi Indeed, this is GCHQ. Like the Pentagon, but with fewer sides.
 Lestrange: @LaeMi Directorate PR, GRU.
 LaeMi: Any resemblance between this building and Apple HQ is purely coincidental. Honest!
 raditzu: @LaeMi Maybe, but still it looks like "drop a bomb right here" to me
 Peter Pantsless: @LaeMi Like James Bond would allow any UK intelligence agency to remain unexploded :P
 LaeMi: @Mexico @Peter Pantsless @raditzu - I believe that is actually the HQ for British Intelligence (whatever they call themselves these days).
 raditzu: @Mexico space laz0r? Dude, this looks like a big-@ss harddrive.
 Peter Pantsless: @Mexico "Kids are dying of cancer!" "Eh. Better spent on a sport that nobody likes."
 Mexico: We cleverly disguised the space laser as an ordinary baseball stadium!
Image 155856   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
424
 
 Peach: Pupperazzi
Image 155855   01-12-17   Uploaded by    a robot
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