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272653  tib gubb: i bringed you this

272647  Spazstatic: CATS ARE KNICE

272653  Spazstatic: United Pupper Service.

272648  Mr. Whiskers: Is that player doing the Carlton?

272659  Vault Dweller: Love the zero effort with the carrots

272618  grizzly: Show offs.

272624  Not A Bot: It's usually spelled Mabel

272580  InfiniteZero: Looool @Skinr

272650  skillet: Put a bird on it!

272600  Yam: Questionable Content is my favourite web comic

272631  Yam: @a robot shit, I see it now. Before that it looked like some horrible bat-sugar glider hybrid

272639  Yam: Alright so heres the 411 folks. Say some gangstarr is dissing your fly girl... you just give him one of these!

272640  Yam: @dangerkeith3000 Good to know, Ill check it out... but this one? Baaaad

272617  mom: it's time for web-maniacs, and we're zany to the max...

272646  Off Topic: Piglets downfall was caused by Pooh discovering honey baked ham.

272627  dangerkeith3000: Super RAD

272631  dangerkeith3000: @a robot and here I thought it was genitalia.

272633  dangerkeith3000: I hope she took the baby out of it!

272592  Passive: Can we stop posting this stupid picture? Its bringing out the worst in people

272637  dangerkeith3000: Oh deer!

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272540 a sedated moose: @Science isn't that the critter what makes the shit-coffee?

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass



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 Jotun: Black Mirror is a rad show.
 Peter Pantsless: @Noremak It's all in that noodly computer you've got, except for your actions. Those get interpreted by other people's noodly computers. Nobody will ever actually know who "you" are, because they can't. You're the protagonist in your story, but you're the only one reading it. Everyone forms an opinion of you based on how your actions affect them. And that's how you'll be remembered. Forever.
 Noremak: @Peter Pantsless We do? Where is he? Where does the self lie? In a soul? In a consciousness? Is the identity of a subject of communication and not an exact thing? I'm curious of your epistemology.
 Coolguy: Actually a pretty good show.
 Peter Pantsless: Unfortunately, we know exactly where he is
Image 155825   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
603
 
 Side Boob: She's built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro
 Peter Pantsless: I love this kinda stuff
Image 155824   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
Score:
425
 
 Elleander: A happy-go-up.
Image 155823   01-11-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
536
 
 Lestrange: Rad for quad gooseberry
 Kim: It's the same old meme since #19 / in your head, in your head, they are voting
 jochenau: another RAD hangs lowly / purp is slowly takennnn
 Knice: Berrymandering.
 KingTrebek: in the 1920's if something was "the berries" that meant it was the shit
Image 155822   01-11-17   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
916
 
 Mister Beef: Shit on the floor
 Alkavarion: Zardoz prequel is looking pretty rad.
 ChubbyBuddy: nadjectives. im high as shit
 ChubbyBuddy: nerbs and vounds
 ChubbyBuddy: Squanchy (n.) - both crunchy and squashed, as like a broken potato chip
 Headoftheclass: Later on The Tonight Show, Bald Disembodied Jay's special guests are Doctor Emmet Brown, Marty McFly, and the Planter's Peanut Man!
 ClockworkJackalope: I am ok with what you got!
 veryblue: I do like my science extra-squanchy
 Peter Pantsless: Actually getting schwifty seems to solve most problems
 LaeMi: Gettin' Schwifty wid it.
Image 155821   01-11-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
554
 
 PenguinBartender: Well THERE'S your problem.
 Fancy Clown: I call the big one Wipey
 raditzu: Aye! Shut the damn door, fool!
 Wet farts: Oh hai!
 Niels Bohr: do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?
 carpwoman: @a robot - I think you may be right.
 a robot: @carpwoman Like this cute lil fella #55295
 a robot: @carpwoman My guess is a possum? Not a North American Opossum but an Australian possum
 Teechur: Do you mind?
 carpwoman: What is it?
 hearsegirl: He's probably mad as hell that people keep shitting on his porch.
 guccigucci: So soft and absorbent!
 SomeCanadian: I call the big one Bitey.
 Mumbo Dingus: And you thought they just ran out of toilet paper this entire time.
Image 155820   01-11-17   Uploaded by    WTF
Score:
227
 
 San DoDo: Drink now, little fire truck, so you'll be strong and hydrated
 Wet farts: This bends the connecting rod.
 Musician: Bob you gotta turn in the back. BOB YOU GOTTA TURN IN THE BACK! Oh shit Bob's still on the can.
 Headoftheclass: (sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp) Ahhhhh...tanker's full.
 Hyphae: Quick! Somebody call the water department!!
 Zampano: This fire engine was very thirsty
 TFChicken: @KyleisBobDole Sounds like me except replace water with beer and defense mechanism as "at will"
 KyleisBobDole: A rare shot of a tamed Carrus Ignis being cared for by handlers. They consume several hundred gallons of water, and can expel it forcefully as a defense mechanism.
 Derp Herpigan: I don't think that's how you apply coolant to the engine.
 LaeMi: Which idiot built a canal in front of the fire station this time!
 WTF: "Well, how do you fill the windshield washer fluid in YOUR car?"
Image 155819   01-11-17   Uploaded by    betamax
Score:
216
 
 Telkwa: The secret to tasty pot-stickers is fresh local ingredients.
 2Berries: Meth lab? What meth lab? Thats home made herbicide for that marijuana infestation out back.
 TFChicken: Didn't think a picture could bring me to climax so quickly but here we are, pants soiled.
 Mad Collager: Oh goody! A pot-luck dinner!
 static xyz: Uh, I hate to tell ya, but...
Image 155818   01-11-17   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
209
 
 Mr. Shine: DIABEETUS
 Side Boob: Cheesecake!
 ping: Don't call me 'Quick'.
 AverageJoe: Sloth
 raditzu: A duck!
 Wet farts: Ponies
 jochenau: MASCOT
 WaffleIron: GATORS!
 RalphyNoPants: Trombone
 fanny: Bosco!
 Noremak: Anime!
 Warrax: Butthorn!
 Mr. Shine: Yellow!
 Headoftheclass: Coco!
 trelyate: porkchops
 ChubbyBuddy: I am.
 SomeCanadian: A GIRLFRIEND.
 Ulillillia: I.. I don't know.. frog?
 Bast Relief: meow
 Knice: Corn.
 square44: Elephant? I win
 tess: TURBINE
 Mr. Butt: BALD!
 Derp Herpigan: KITKAT
 originaluser: SAXOPHONE
Image 155817   01-11-17   Uploaded by    moogerator
Score:
240
 
 Chest Rockwell: Sure, the guy parks like an asshole, but the person who vandalized it is a bigger asshole.
 PenguinBartender: justice.jpg
 raditzu: An @-hole is an @-hole, no matter the car (s)he drives.
 Kohapi: Damn, Chester! Did you see the size of the bird that just flew by?!?
 Prostata: nice!
 Lemon Rage: One carton of eggs per space taken. Seems reasonable.
Image 155816   01-11-17   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
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