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237950  carpwoman: @Sadbot - Wasn't that here? I saw it, too.

237947  a robot: We need a Mascot costume for every holiday, like these things:…

237950  Sadbot: I vaguely recall some horrific goon story about how he thought every family kept an old steak knife by the toilet for the big ones, and was unpleasantly slapped in the face by reality when he unloaded at a friend/girlfriend's place. Humans are disgusting.

237951  sparename: Furry cake

237836  Robespierre: @WTF One toke over the line?

237934  glenalec: @Off Topic - you 1-percenter!

237934  Mr. Whiskers: Hello, fellow American

237929  glenalec: @Side Boob - generally you wait until they are a lot less cute before you eat them.

237891  Robespierre: We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town ...

237893  Robespierre: I already did...

237942  Mr. Whiskers: @Ulillillia weird. I was just about to write a giggle water joke. Great minds.

237945  Mr. Whiskers: Back up in that ass like a resurrection

237900  Robespierre: These Weird Dogs Are Always Wet

237901  Robespierre: @Teechur "Was" and "is" are not synonyms

237950  glenalec: You know what is more hygienic than silicone? Stainless steel.

237909  Robespierre: Catfishish eyes

237915  Robespierre: We're waitin', Smoke

237921  Robespierre:

237949  Dr Awkward: That's pretty big

237925  Side Boob: Yup, you're boned.

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237734 OldKentuckyShark: You're going to watch your favorite shows on the internet? You seem like a cheap ass...

237737 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne I don't believe so. During Sealand's Civil War, the German government negotiated for the return of the only P.O.W., and paid a hefty fee for his release.

237727 glenalec: Well, if you can't control your vehicle properly....

237928 Robespierre: Hoy-hoy...

237857 Mr. Shine: @glenalec classic Lassie.

237717 Wooden Spoon: @Dr Awkward: Starring Bennie Goodman

237763 some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

237699 some guy : Windowlicky

237697 trelyate: "shit, I left my weed in the glove department"

237873 Ulillillia: The Olympics only they give out laptops instead of medals

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Bro Bro uploaded 237699 (896 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 237774 (889 points)
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 7. logono: 2667 points
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10. BaconCake: 2166 points
11. burritos: 2129 points
12. Dresdenkeogh: 2071 points
13. clayjar: 1932 points
14. bookcase: 1931 points
15. barfolomew: 1836 points
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 Noremak: @Zukero Two and a half weeks later, I sure hope it did by now.
 Zukero: Some people just want to watch christmas burn.
 White Rice: Why? For the glory of Santa!
 WaffleIron: HO HO HO. HO HO HO.
 hearsegirl: stay out of the toxic santa smoke.
 hearsegirl: war on christmas
 antipatterns: Be strong, men. This beast fears fire.
 fanny: should i be laughing hysterically at this? others in the room are giving me strange looks (and by others i mean my cat)
 Yttermayn : When you spell Santa as s-a-t-a-n.
 Wet farts: Hindenclaus
 Peach: Santa brought lots of coal for 2016.
 Sandor: Only way to kill Stay Puft Santa was to cross the beams
Image 155798   01-11-17   Uploaded by    professorpig
 Side Boob: Sometimes I like to use my little mouth. "I wants to play too"
 Bast Relief: Equus vs. Aliens
 Bast Relief: Equus vs. Aliens
 hearsegirl: First I'm going to neigh at you with my big mouth. then i'm going to neigh at you with my little mouth.
 a sedated moose: @fanny it's horses all the way down, man.
 fanny: is this why you don't look a gift horse in the mouth? is it just more horses??
 tib gubb: this explains a lot
 Hosebag: His throat is a little horse.
 Hosebag: What the hell did you feed Mr. Ed?
 Dresdenkeogh: Can someone shop the shadows to be something equally threatening?
 Peter Pantsless: Is your girlfriend a xenohorse?
Image 155797   01-11-17   Uploaded by    dope
 Yttermayn : The fireworks are taking her mind of of the horrible accident that left her missing her left arm and a tire tread scar over her tramp stamp.
 Dresdenkeogh: This is really pretty.
Image 155796   01-11-17   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
 hearsegirl: they forgot the washers.
 Scoo: Peace out
 Dresdenkeogh: Deuces.
 Headoftheclass: Good Lord, I picked the right team for once!
 Peter Pantsless: "Later, shitlords. Whaddup, regular lord?"
Image 155795   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
 Flarmie: "I bought dehydrated water, but I didn't know what to add."
Image 155794   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
 a robot: Bad for Christmas in January, but rad for fun doggo. What do?
Image 155793   01-11-17   Uploaded by    horny horn
Image 155792 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by trumpet. Your image was bad, trumpet.
 whiplash: Will this work for cats? Asking for a friend.
 fanny: @Headoftheclass don't forget to add a place for your french fry holder
 Scoo: Granddad AF
 WTF: @Headoftheclass Your description yields a disturbingly vivid mental image.
 Headoftheclass: That's pretty damn cool. I'd like one. It's extra wide, there's a separate seat for each asscheek, and there's room on the center seat for my hemorrhoid ring/bedpan combo.
 Peter Pantsless: Okay, that's cute. Good call with the extra-long rockers, too
Image 155791   01-11-17   Uploaded by    not i spy
 Mr. Shine: It would be scarier if he wasn't just yelling the word "roar!"
 tritium: Well ROAP to you too.
 Scoo: ROAR! Stop doing The Twist! It displeases me!
 Peter Pantsless: "So?"
Image 155790   01-11-17   Uploaded by    waxymom
 Noremak: Hope you have a class K fire extinguisher. (Learned about that last week!)
 whiplash: Guy in front: "Well, the snack bar's on fire, but 'Suicide Squad' is about to start, so I'd better get in there."
 AverageJoe: minimum wage, graphical description
 Headoftheclass: I can practically smell the singed eyebrows.
 tritium: Never seen jujubees go up like that.
 Peter Pantsless: "Hey, the movie starts in five minutes!" "Nah, I'm good."
 ethanterry: This is fine.
 Scoo: Shit's on fire, yo
Image 155789   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
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