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181659  jazzjunkie: [geometry intensifies]

181548  PushyWebsite: What is happening? I can't read French.

181865  Ulillillia: @Mr. Butt username/comment combo

181877  tib gubb: that's certainly a level of quality

181877  WTF: uncontrolled swinging is the worst.

181833  WTF: @sparename skrillex?

181878  Volwen: Sucre Daddy

181802  apoxia: Well this is the most anatomically correct centaur I've seen in a while (no third set of limbs)

181723  jazzjunkie: This ping pong is strange.

181886  Mexico: Yes, Nancy, yes! I've been waiting so long for you to ask me that!

181859  ch: please ... my son is sick .. also delicious ... help

181822  apoxia: @Scoo I expect that wearing that necklace wouldn't have helped with the getting laid.

181726  jazzjunkie: Indeed.

181865  Mr. Butt: Hot sauce enemas are worse.

181731  jazzjunkie: I loved my dad. With fava beans and a nice Chianti.

181864  bug: TWO EDGY FOR ME

181839  apoxia: ho ho ho

181873  bug: Lots of disembodied cats on the AG tonight.

181842  apoxia: We've all felt this way, but few of us have such poor impulse control.

181877  bug: I hate it when that happens.

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181701 Hosebag: @Bu7Z We call it a "fly swatter". Or a kid beater if you are in Arkansas.

181705 wolfpk: Because if your going to die, it might as well be in your sleep.

181710 Bu7Z: @Stoner really though, argue, why is australia worse than the U.S. ..?

181792 Felicity: No Stairway to Heaven

181680 itskando: Pistons at dawn

181801 wolfpk: @a robot Ha, it has been forever since I have seen that PSA. I knew it the second it came up

181642 Felicity: I blame his haircut

181730 Air Biscuit: Fish eggs, fish eggs, rolly polly fish eggs, fish eggs, fish eggs, eat them up. Yum.

181654 enfanta: @A duck maybe I can change it around enough to avoid plagiarism...

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Score:
508
 
 Noremak: @Zukero Two and a half weeks later, I sure hope it did by now.
 Zukero: Some people just want to watch christmas burn.
 White Rice: Why? For the glory of Santa!
 Cami: NAUGHTY!
 WaffleIron: HO HO HO. HO HO HO.
 hearsegirl: stay out of the toxic santa smoke.
 hearsegirl: war on christmas
 antipatterns: Be strong, men. This beast fears fire.
 fanny: should i be laughing hysterically at this? others in the room are giving me strange looks (and by others i mean my cat)
 Yttermayn : When you spell Santa as s-a-t-a-n.
 Wet farts: Hindenclaus
 Peach: Santa brought lots of coal for 2016.
 Sandor: Only way to kill Stay Puft Santa was to cross the beams
Image 155798   01-11-17   Uploaded by    professorpig
Score:
587
 
 Side Boob: Sometimes I like to use my little mouth. "I wants to play too"
 Bast Relief: Equus vs. Aliens
 Bast Relief: Equus vs. Aliens
 hearsegirl: First I'm going to neigh at you with my big mouth. then i'm going to neigh at you with my little mouth.
 a sedated moose: @fanny it's horses all the way down, man.
 fanny: is this why you don't look a gift horse in the mouth? is it just more horses??
 tib gubb: this explains a lot
 Hosebag: His throat is a little horse.
 Hosebag: What the hell did you feed Mr. Ed?
 Dresdenkeogh: Can someone shop the shadows to be something equally threatening?
 Peter Pantsless: Is your girlfriend a xenohorse?
Image 155797   01-11-17   Uploaded by    dope
Score:
359
 
 Yttermayn : The fireworks are taking her mind of of the horrible accident that left her missing her left arm and a tire tread scar over her tramp stamp.
 Dresdenkeogh: This is really pretty.
Image 155796   01-11-17   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
190
 
 hearsegirl: they forgot the washers.
 Scoo: Peace out
 Dresdenkeogh: Deuces.
 Headoftheclass: Good Lord, I picked the right team for once!
 Peter Pantsless: "Later, shitlords. Whaddup, regular lord?"
Image 155795   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
Score:
298
 
 Flarmie: "I bought dehydrated water, but I didn't know what to add."
Image 155794   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
451
 
 a robot: Bad for Christmas in January, but rad for fun doggo. What do?
Image 155793   01-11-17   Uploaded by    horny horn
Image 155792 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by trumpet. Boo, trumpet.
Score:
1216
 
 whiplash: Will this work for cats? Asking for a friend.
 fanny: @Headoftheclass don't forget to add a place for your french fry holder
 Scoo: Granddad AF
 WTF: @Headoftheclass Your description yields a disturbingly vivid mental image.
 Headoftheclass: That's pretty damn cool. I'd like one. It's extra wide, there's a separate seat for each asscheek, and there's room on the center seat for my hemorrhoid ring/bedpan combo.
 Peter Pantsless: Okay, that's cute. Good call with the extra-long rockers, too
Image 155791   01-11-17   Uploaded by    not i spy
Score:
271
 
 Mr. Shine: It would be scarier if he wasn't just yelling the word "roar!"
 Knice: HOOOYAAARGH!!!
 tritium: Well ROAP to you too.
 Scoo: ROAR! Stop doing The Twist! It displeases me!
 Peter Pantsless: "So?"
Image 155790   01-11-17   Uploaded by    waxymom
Score:
466
 
 Noremak: Hope you have a class K fire extinguisher. (Learned about that last week!)
 whiplash: Guy in front: "Well, the snack bar's on fire, but 'Suicide Squad' is about to start, so I'd better get in there."
 AverageJoe: minimum wage, graphical description
 Headoftheclass: I can practically smell the singed eyebrows.
 tritium: Never seen jujubees go up like that.
 Peter Pantsless: "Hey, the movie starts in five minutes!" "Nah, I'm good."
 ethanterry: This is fine.
 Scoo: Shit's on fire, yo
Image 155789   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
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