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175445  Scoo: Kids today probably won't ever know the struggle of tilling a field with a plowshare, either. Technology is always improving.

175439  E. HONDA: but who updates this updater?

175447  scribbs: While it looks like an efficient kitchen, even making a slice of toast is a colossal pain in the ass.

175402  fanny: RAD because my grandma had this on a refrigerator magnet, now that magnet is on my fridge

175413  Niels Bohr: @Mr. Shine did you ever head out on the highway looking for adventure?

175421  Niels Bohr: But what if they have candy? Didn't think of that didya sign?

175442  Mr. Butt: same

175438  Derp Herpigan: Now this is... *puts on sunglasses* a sticky situation

175441  ch: Danger Dog has re-used the costume. It's not an inexpensive costume, and the department's budget is tight with the new top brass.

175440  Derp Herpigan: Well, one of us is gonna have to change.

175441  ch: DANGER DOG dresses like a banana slug on the docks to case out the impending drug deal / DANGER DOG fills out the department's paperwork with a tenacious endlessly-unquenched zeal / DAAAAANNNNNNGERRRRRR DOGGGGGGGGGG / EPISODE FORTY-SEVEN: DANGER DOG AND THE UNSUSPECTING CRIMINALS POSING AS NATURE ENTHUSIASTS

175445  Derp Herpigan: I mean they could download an older version of solitaire to experience that.

175446  Derp Herpigan: My childhood.

175442  Ulillillia: Purple user mascot.

175449  Derp Herpigan: Hey, one could easily steal that soap, make a clean getaway.

175450  Derp Herpigan: There's no way that's an airport. No airport is quiet enough for sleeping infants.

175413  Mr. Shine: @Spazstatic a LOT. I also drove it from Columbus,OH to Aliquippa, PA in 2:30. According to Google, it should have taken 3:10

15387  Urn BooUrn: Dirty pool.

175440  Robespierre: Interesting ... same shirt, same hair, same galsses, same beard ... and neither of them is freaking out.

175437  ch: who's the dog that's the cat that's got your tongue DANGER DOG / who's the dog for whom this beat-intesive song is sung DANGER DOG / DANGER DOG is watching you with his fucked-up eyes / DANGER DOG is recording all your shitty lies / DANGER DOG stops crimes before they happen in the mind / DANGER DOG will chow down on your unwanted melon rind / DAAAAANNNGGGERRRRR DOGGGGGGG!!!!!!

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175214 VoR: @itskando you don't know my roots man..I came from the reds. Apples all day. Not understanding the truth about bananas!

175280 sparename: Is this before or after my black coffee and cigarettes for breakfast?

175409 Hosebag: @hearsegirl Of course. It helps the conductivity.

175408 hearsegirl: that's a wicked pisser.

175395 Borkf: Nobody wins.

175270 itskando: How to shoot your eye out, kid

175273 cenecia: Also is that kid holding a hand gun??

175218 Dr. Bathroom: Is this at PABT? That seems about right.

175357 piranharama: Cops hide behind this sign!

175352 Zampano: My hometown has a drive thru liquor store. Never understood it. Everyone knows drinking and driving is wrong, but sometimes you just gotta get from point A to point B with a little detour thru point OWI...



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Score:
1216
 
 whiplash: Will this work for cats? Asking for a friend.
 fanny: @Headoftheclass don't forget to add a place for your french fry holder
 Scoo: Granddad AF
 WTF: @Headoftheclass Your description yields a disturbingly vivid mental image.
 Headoftheclass: That's pretty damn cool. I'd like one. It's extra wide, there's a separate seat for each asscheek, and there's room on the center seat for my hemorrhoid ring/bedpan combo.
 Peter Pantsless: Okay, that's cute. Good call with the extra-long rockers, too
Image 155791   01-11-17   Uploaded by    not i spy
Score:
271
 
 Mr. Shine: It would be scarier if he wasn't just yelling the word "roar!"
 Knice: HOOOYAAARGH!!!
 tritium: Well ROAP to you too.
 Scoo: ROAR! Stop doing The Twist! It displeases me!
 Peter Pantsless: "So?"
Image 155790   01-11-17   Uploaded by    waxymom
Score:
466
 
 Noremak: Hope you have a class K fire extinguisher. (Learned about that last week!)
 whiplash: Guy in front: "Well, the snack bar's on fire, but 'Suicide Squad' is about to start, so I'd better get in there."
 AverageJoe: minimum wage, graphical description
 Headoftheclass: I can practically smell the singed eyebrows.
 tritium: Never seen jujubees go up like that.
 Peter Pantsless: "Hey, the movie starts in five minutes!" "Nah, I'm good."
 ethanterry: This is fine.
 Scoo: Shit's on fire, yo
Image 155789   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
Score:
358
 
 Science: Tried to fit into Micro SD slot and now phone is broken. Please help.
 hearsegirl: is that a betamax behind it?
 fanny: instructions unclear. shoved phone up ass.
 tritium: Does it cover how to download Candy Crush?
 WaffleIron: ...But how do I use this?
 Derp Herpigan: *pow* right in the childhood
Image 155788   01-11-17   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
229
 
 Lestrange: My shame: got one that says 'Come back with a warrant'.
 LaeMi: @fanny - you need some little 'Citation Needed' stickers from XKCD to put around her house!
 sparename: I've seen fridge magnets saying "Dull Women Have Immaculate Houses" - sort of borderline..
 Flarmie: My dad has a doormat that says "Please don't post what this doormat says on any websites with purple monsters in the corner" Luckily, the mascot isn't a monster.
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny oh that stuff is the worst. I knew a couple who had that in giant letters on their wall
 fanny: @ThatGuy it wasn't cited on her tacky tile. Neither is any of the "live, laugh, love" shit that's plastered on basically every other item she owns
 fanny: @Derp Herpigan groan! That's awful!!
 ThatGuy: @fanny Julia Childs said that.
 Derp Herpigan: @fanny We didn't buy it, but I saw at a local Hobby Lobby some wall decoration that said "In this house 'Normal' is just a setting on the Dryer"
 tritium: @Scoo That sounds like the worst doormat. I brought a fine Beaujolais, should I just drink it myself?
 fanny: @Scoo ugh. Can we use this post to write down stupid quotes like that? My mother in law has a tile in her kitchen that says "I cook with wine. Sometimes it even makes it into the recipe"
 Scoo: My friend has an equally stupid doormat that says "We only drink Australian wine here. Did you bring any?"
Image 155787   01-11-17   Uploaded by    dingding
Score:
391
 
 whiplash: "Also double as ear wax cleaners."
 whiplash: Too fabulous for KKK.
 AverageJoe: goddammit mike!
 Scoo: At first I thought these were tubes of Super Glue
 WaffleIron: No one expects the holy week in cartagena!
Image 155786   01-11-17   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
500
 
 PenguinBartender: Someone either REALLY good or REALLY bad is on the other end of that line.
 Side Boob: errmahgard...
 Lestrange: Rad for eye roll
 yev: yeah, mum, i'm nailing it now
 well duh: Apparently, she needs to watch the videotape.
 Radstarboom: brain sucking hair bun.
 ethanterry: I'll have what she's having.
 Peter Pantsless: Huh. I guess cell phone radiation DOES cause brain damage
 Shay: Ahhh....hello??? Is you....ummm....run refrigerating? Well, uh, dude could get me some food, I'm stoned as fuck man.
 Scoo: What the fuck is up with those faux fingertips?
 Peach: I'll have to call you back, there's someone less exhausting on the other line.
 Musician: "I can't even.... something. I dunno what. Maybe I'll come up with a phrase when they invent a phone I can talk on without speaking. TTYL."
 LaeMi: I sometimes have to take calls like that.
Image 155785   01-11-17   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
226
 
 Derp Herpigan: You know the worst part about these lights is that if you put them up well in advance of Christmas day, you'll have half of the lights go out on you before the big day actually arrives.
 WaffleIron: @LaeMi : ditto
 LaeMi: I'd just post my power-bill notice with a quite low number on the wall.
Image 155784   01-11-17   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
294
 
 Lestrange: Museum of dirt
 DrinkMixMan: @LaeMi Wait, no! That was the lever for deploying bellbottom pant legs! youtu.be/…
 LaeMi: Pull lever for mass extinction.
Image 155783   01-11-17   Uploaded by    twenty4
Score:
548
 
 Lestrange: Beach snuggle monster
 AverageJoe: there is that boss from super mario sunshine...
 a sedated moose: Grape jellyfish?
 Hosebag: @Headoftheclass "NO KILL I"
 Headoftheclass: I saw this episode of Star Trek. Kirk tries having sex with it, the shell cracks, and Spock has to mind-meld with it so it doesn't kill any more Red Shirts.
 XLY: I for won welcome our new mascot overlords
 Peach: Yum, grape is my favorite flavor.
 Scoo: Mascot's larval stage
 San DoDo: AG went to the beach one day..rip AG
 Peter Pantsless: As it took its first timid steps onto dry land, the proto-mascot immediately set out in search of rad
Image 155782   01-11-17   Uploaded by    sorghum
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