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167632  Rat-Butt: When a woman holds her fart for too long...please, women, just let them rip

169445  Mr. Shine: What former Russian (and lets be honest, soon to be again) state is this?

169467  Rat-Butt: Not the face! Not the the hair!

169436  grizzly: Sooo...me too.

169449  grizzly: I find these to be the most majestic of all water creatures.

169503  SomeCanadian: This charming display of peace and humanity sickens me.

169458  Mr. Shine: I have a lot of problems with this.

169504  SomeCanadian: Targeted advertising at its finest.

169476  Rat-Butt: Yep, time to crank up the flame thrower...

169460  Mr. Shine: Avon calling! Uh, Candygram! Publisher's Sweepstakes? Grandma?!

169395  El Barto: @Lestrange and kitty owns EVERYTHING!

169301  SomeCanadian: @jochenau Hey, in this day of terrorism, we can't afford to be lenient.

169488  Rat-Butt: Steven Universe needs to make a call at the donut shop while Larrs and Sadie watch in abject horror...

169491  Rat-Butt: ...the horror...the horror...

169468  antipatterns: Starting to see Predator Drones appearing on these now. Art imitates life.

169486  Mr. Shine: These are the fanciest cough drops I've EVER seen.

169492  tokyopig: fancy kitchen but shitty, dinky little IH range means its no fun to cook in whatsoever,

169487  Mr. Shine: Hipsters eat sushi ONE TIME then are all like:

169500  grizzly: Nice abs.

169431  El Barto: Free loaders.

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169434 ThatGuy: Give the heart a hard sear and serve rare with a capr lemon sauce and some shave pecorino romano, rest easy knowing all are dommed to the cold grip of death and your own previously-secured seat in the amphitheare of hell.

169322 KingTrebek: needs Long John Silvers

169361 Mr. Shine: Enough with these.

169367 apoxia: "I can get fat now"

169408 Warrax: @Scoo A friend of mine got genital warts from a medic in a port-a-potty at Ft. Irwin.

169456 El Barto: @Mr. Butt oh to see the world through rose tinted glasses.

169373 UseYourName: Yet more proof that green-face is never ok

169389 WTF: "If anyone deserves to be wrapped in seaweed and buried in mud it's you honey."

169370 Scoo: Hey, Booboo!

169300 Peter Pantsless: @hearsegirl Well hopefully I taught them a lesson. As far as they know, I wasn't lying. Maybe she'll teach her kid that people don't bite one another haha



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hat thrab uploaded 169328 (791 points)
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11. Warrax: 2865 points
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Score:
1216
 
 whiplash: Will this work for cats? Asking for a friend.
 fanny: @Headoftheclass don't forget to add a place for your french fry holder
 Scoo: Granddad AF
 WTF: @Headoftheclass Your description yields a disturbingly vivid mental image.
 Headoftheclass: That's pretty damn cool. I'd like one. It's extra wide, there's a separate seat for each asscheek, and there's room on the center seat for my hemorrhoid ring/bedpan combo.
 Peter Pantsless: Okay, that's cute. Good call with the extra-long rockers, too
Image 155791   01-11-17   Uploaded by    not i spy
Score:
271
 
 Mr. Shine: It would be scarier if he wasn't just yelling the word "roar!"
 Knice: HOOOYAAARGH!!!
 tritium: Well ROAP to you too.
 Scoo: ROAR! Stop doing The Twist! It displeases me!
 Peter Pantsless: "So?"
Image 155790   01-11-17   Uploaded by    waxymom
Score:
466
 
 Noremak: Hope you have a class K fire extinguisher. (Learned about that last week!)
 whiplash: Guy in front: "Well, the snack bar's on fire, but 'Suicide Squad' is about to start, so I'd better get in there."
 AverageJoe: minimum wage, graphical description
 Headoftheclass: I can practically smell the singed eyebrows.
 tritium: Never seen jujubees go up like that.
 Peter Pantsless: "Hey, the movie starts in five minutes!" "Nah, I'm good."
 ethanterry: This is fine.
 Scoo: Shit's on fire, yo
Image 155789   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
Score:
358
 
 Science: Tried to fit into Micro SD slot and now phone is broken. Please help.
 hearsegirl: is that a betamax behind it?
 fanny: instructions unclear. shoved phone up ass.
 tritium: Does it cover how to download Candy Crush?
 WaffleIron: ...But how do I use this?
 Derp Herpigan: *pow* right in the childhood
Image 155788   01-11-17   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
229
 
 Lestrange: My shame: got one that says 'Come back with a warrant'.
 LaeMi: @fanny - you need some little 'Citation Needed' stickers from XKCD to put around her house!
 sparename: I've seen fridge magnets saying "Dull Women Have Immaculate Houses" - sort of borderline..
 Flarmie: My dad has a doormat that says "Please don't post what this doormat says on any websites with purple monsters in the corner" Luckily, the mascot isn't a monster.
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny oh that stuff is the worst. I knew a couple who had that in giant letters on their wall
 fanny: @ThatGuy it wasn't cited on her tacky tile. Neither is any of the "live, laugh, love" shit that's plastered on basically every other item she owns
 fanny: @Derp Herpigan groan! That's awful!!
 ThatGuy: @fanny Julia Childs said that.
 Derp Herpigan: @fanny We didn't buy it, but I saw at a local Hobby Lobby some wall decoration that said "In this house 'Normal' is just a setting on the Dryer"
 tritium: @Scoo That sounds like the worst doormat. I brought a fine Beaujolais, should I just drink it myself?
 fanny: @Scoo ugh. Can we use this post to write down stupid quotes like that? My mother in law has a tile in her kitchen that says "I cook with wine. Sometimes it even makes it into the recipe"
 Scoo: My friend has an equally stupid doormat that says "We only drink Australian wine here. Did you bring any?"
Image 155787   01-11-17   Uploaded by    dingding
Score:
391
 
 whiplash: "Also double as ear wax cleaners."
 whiplash: Too fabulous for KKK.
 AverageJoe: goddammit mike!
 Scoo: At first I thought these were tubes of Super Glue
 WaffleIron: No one expects the holy week in cartagena!
Image 155786   01-11-17   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
500
 
 PenguinBartender: Someone either REALLY good or REALLY bad is on the other end of that line.
 Side Boob: errmahgard...
 Lestrange: Rad for eye roll
 yev: yeah, mum, i'm nailing it now
 well duh: Apparently, she needs to watch the videotape.
 Radstarboom: brain sucking hair bun.
 ethanterry: I'll have what she's having.
 Peter Pantsless: Huh. I guess cell phone radiation DOES cause brain damage
 Shay: Ahhh....hello??? Is you....ummm....run refrigerating? Well, uh, dude could get me some food, I'm stoned as fuck man.
 Scoo: What the fuck is up with those faux fingertips?
 Peach: I'll have to call you back, there's someone less exhausting on the other line.
 Musician: "I can't even.... something. I dunno what. Maybe I'll come up with a phrase when they invent a phone I can talk on without speaking. TTYL."
 LaeMi: I sometimes have to take calls like that.
Image 155785   01-11-17   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
226
 
 Derp Herpigan: You know the worst part about these lights is that if you put them up well in advance of Christmas day, you'll have half of the lights go out on you before the big day actually arrives.
 WaffleIron: @LaeMi : ditto
 LaeMi: I'd just post my power-bill notice with a quite low number on the wall.
Image 155784   01-11-17   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
294
 
 Lestrange: Museum of dirt
 DrinkMixMan: @LaeMi Wait, no! That was the lever for deploying bellbottom pant legs! youtu.be/…
 LaeMi: Pull lever for mass extinction.
Image 155783   01-11-17   Uploaded by    twenty4
Score:
548
 
 Lestrange: Beach snuggle monster
 AverageJoe: there is that boss from super mario sunshine...
 a sedated moose: Grape jellyfish?
 Hosebag: @Headoftheclass "NO KILL I"
 Headoftheclass: I saw this episode of Star Trek. Kirk tries having sex with it, the shell cracks, and Spock has to mind-meld with it so it doesn't kill any more Red Shirts.
 XLY: I for won welcome our new mascot overlords
 Peach: Yum, grape is my favorite flavor.
 Scoo: Mascot's larval stage
 San DoDo: AG went to the beach one day..rip AG
 Peter Pantsless: As it took its first timid steps onto dry land, the proto-mascot immediately set out in search of rad
Image 155782   01-11-17   Uploaded by    sorghum
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