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238498  Captain Marsupial: That is one erred up merry go round

238752  Kaviri: Wanna grow, grow up to be, be a debaser.

238758  Kaviri: They call me pot, des pot.

238766  Kaviri: To make a "W", face the audience do the worm.

238818  some guy : "King me"

238819  some guy : Free hugs.

238771  Kaviri: The trick is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

238777  Kaviri: I could break your bones with my bare hands, and you seem to want me to do it.

238723  adeadcrab: What is that supposed to mean @jochenau

238791  Kaviri: Please leave; this next part requires a bit of privacy.

238262  Mr Bleak: You are not going to blame *me* for that one! What the heck have you been eating?

238792  Kaviri: @Ulillillia my man

238795  Kaviri: A caucus of delegates.

238796  Kaviri: For removing that pesky dermis.

238733  Amy Housewine: Maybe it was meant to say "I like furniture".

238800  Kaviri: Foolish coolish.

238808  Scoo: fire me u lil bitch

238809  Scoo: Whatever you say, Mr. Billboard!

238806  Kaviri: That's when the acid started to kick in.

238818  Scoo: Check Norris?

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2. Yurishiro
3. Ulillillia
4. Christina
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9. tib gubb
10. Felicity

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238704 Darmstadtium: You should try Bing, it is cheaper

238744 FireBreathingMarmot: Fresh from the barber shop.

238560 Ulillillia: Come on baby tell me what's the bird, bird up!

238573 BavidDowie: Sometimes you really gotta count it as a two-fer. *shrug*

238582 Sadpygmy: Ach fook

238576 dangerkeith3000: Sounds like it could be an episode of It's Always Sunny.

238752 Kaviri: Wanna grow, grow up to be, be a debaser.

238694 FireBreathingMarmot: You can get special swabs on Amazon to wipe the ghosts off your sensor.

238562 Amy Housewine: I've been waiting for them to take me to the internet for years. I'm still just looking at these pictures they put on the screen to keep you occupied while you wait for them to come and collect you.

238697 VeeKay: Well I'm up with the whole LGBTQQIP2SAA thing, so if he wants to, I'm okay with it.

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Side Boob uploaded 238404 (991 points)
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Side Boob uploaded 238373 (974 points)
Christina uploaded 238390 (961 points)
Side Boob uploaded 238401 (951 points)
dirtstick uploaded 238590 (938 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 238744 (934 points)
Pikachu uploaded 238411 (927 points)
satoshi uploaded 238553 (925 points)
Rachelina uploaded 238444 (918 points)

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 2. Side Boob: 6843 points
 3. Annoying Vegan : 6101 points
 4. Not A Bot: 3300 points
 5. a robot: 2673 points
 6. Christina: 2603 points
 7. Booty Kicker: 2362 points
 8. Fursona: 2205 points
 9. discodisco: 2176 points
10. Warrax: 2096 points
11. Mr. Shine: 2061 points
12. watwatwat: 2055 points
13. Taters: 1988 points
14. barfolomew: 1894 points
15. charmander: 1780 points
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 whiplash: Will this work for cats? Asking for a friend.
 fanny: @Headoftheclass don't forget to add a place for your french fry holder
 Scoo: Granddad AF
 WTF: @Headoftheclass Your description yields a disturbingly vivid mental image.
 Headoftheclass: That's pretty damn cool. I'd like one. It's extra wide, there's a separate seat for each asscheek, and there's room on the center seat for my hemorrhoid ring/bedpan combo.
 Peter Pantsless: Okay, that's cute. Good call with the extra-long rockers, too
Image 155791   01-11-17   Uploaded by    not i spy
 Mr. Shine: It would be scarier if he wasn't just yelling the word "roar!"
 tritium: Well ROAP to you too.
 Scoo: ROAR! Stop doing The Twist! It displeases me!
 Peter Pantsless: "So?"
Image 155790   01-11-17   Uploaded by    waxymom
 Noremak: Hope you have a class K fire extinguisher. (Learned about that last week!)
 whiplash: Guy in front: "Well, the snack bar's on fire, but 'Suicide Squad' is about to start, so I'd better get in there."
 AverageJoe: minimum wage, graphical description
 Headoftheclass: I can practically smell the singed eyebrows.
 tritium: Never seen jujubees go up like that.
 Peter Pantsless: "Hey, the movie starts in five minutes!" "Nah, I'm good."
 ethanterry: This is fine.
 Scoo: Shit's on fire, yo
Image 155789   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
 Science: Tried to fit into Micro SD slot and now phone is broken. Please help.
 hearsegirl: is that a betamax behind it?
 fanny: instructions unclear. shoved phone up ass.
 tritium: Does it cover how to download Candy Crush?
 WaffleIron: ...But how do I use this?
 Derp Herpigan: *pow* right in the childhood
Image 155788   01-11-17   Uploaded by    ratwa
 Lestrange: My shame: got one that says 'Come back with a warrant'.
 LaeMi: @fanny - you need some little 'Citation Needed' stickers from XKCD to put around her house!
 sparename: I've seen fridge magnets saying "Dull Women Have Immaculate Houses" - sort of borderline..
 Flarmie: My dad has a doormat that says "Please don't post what this doormat says on any websites with purple monsters in the corner" Luckily, the mascot isn't a monster.
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny oh that stuff is the worst. I knew a couple who had that in giant letters on their wall
 fanny: @ThatGuy it wasn't cited on her tacky tile. Neither is any of the "live, laugh, love" shit that's plastered on basically every other item she owns
 fanny: @Derp Herpigan groan! That's awful!!
 ThatGuy: @fanny Julia Childs said that.
 Derp Herpigan: @fanny We didn't buy it, but I saw at a local Hobby Lobby some wall decoration that said "In this house 'Normal' is just a setting on the Dryer"
 tritium: @Scoo That sounds like the worst doormat. I brought a fine Beaujolais, should I just drink it myself?
 fanny: @Scoo ugh. Can we use this post to write down stupid quotes like that? My mother in law has a tile in her kitchen that says "I cook with wine. Sometimes it even makes it into the recipe"
 Scoo: My friend has an equally stupid doormat that says "We only drink Australian wine here. Did you bring any?"
Image 155787   01-11-17   Uploaded by    dingding
 whiplash: "Also double as ear wax cleaners."
 whiplash: Too fabulous for KKK.
 AverageJoe: goddammit mike!
 Scoo: At first I thought these were tubes of Super Glue
 WaffleIron: No one expects the holy week in cartagena!
Image 155786   01-11-17   Uploaded by    icloud
 PenguinBartender: Someone either REALLY good or REALLY bad is on the other end of that line.
 Side Boob: errmahgard...
 Lestrange: Rad for eye roll
 yev: yeah, mum, i'm nailing it now
 well duh: Apparently, she needs to watch the videotape.
 Radstarboom: brain sucking hair bun.
 ethanterry: I'll have what she's having.
 Peter Pantsless: Huh. I guess cell phone radiation DOES cause brain damage
 Shay: Ahhh....hello??? Is refrigerating? Well, uh, dude could get me some food, I'm stoned as fuck man.
 Scoo: What the fuck is up with those faux fingertips?
 Peach: I'll have to call you back, there's someone less exhausting on the other line.
 Musician: "I can't even.... something. I dunno what. Maybe I'll come up with a phrase when they invent a phone I can talk on without speaking. TTYL."
 LaeMi: I sometimes have to take calls like that.
Image 155785   01-11-17   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
 Derp Herpigan: You know the worst part about these lights is that if you put them up well in advance of Christmas day, you'll have half of the lights go out on you before the big day actually arrives.
 WaffleIron: @LaeMi : ditto
 LaeMi: I'd just post my power-bill notice with a quite low number on the wall.
Image 155784   01-11-17   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
 Lestrange: Museum of dirt
 DrinkMixMan: @LaeMi Wait, no! That was the lever for deploying bellbottom pant legs!…
 LaeMi: Pull lever for mass extinction.
Image 155783   01-11-17   Uploaded by    twenty4
 Lestrange: Beach snuggle monster
 AverageJoe: there is that boss from super mario sunshine...
 a sedated moose: Grape jellyfish?
 Hosebag: @Headoftheclass "NO KILL I"
 Headoftheclass: I saw this episode of Star Trek. Kirk tries having sex with it, the shell cracks, and Spock has to mind-meld with it so it doesn't kill any more Red Shirts.
 XLY: I for won welcome our new mascot overlords
 Peach: Yum, grape is my favorite flavor.
 Scoo: Mascot's larval stage
 San DoDo: AG went to the beach one AG
 Peter Pantsless: As it took its first timid steps onto dry land, the proto-mascot immediately set out in search of rad
Image 155782   01-11-17   Uploaded by    sorghum
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