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204353  tib gubb: is there a joke included?

204341  Spazstatic: I don't remember this from high school biology.

204311  Side Boob: "Flying through the air. That's a paddlin"

204345  Spazstatic: @ignatz beat me.

204345  Spazstatic: That mountain has a pretty good Jaws cover art reenactment.

204345  ignatz: Jaws Mountain

204316  Side Boob: WFBS;VR (Was funny but small; voted rad)

204351  ignatz: Lol Picasso irl

204353  ignatz: Draining the snake means something else where I come from

204341  Side Boob: This explains a lot

204346  Side Boob: New season of Westworld looking kind of crappy

204351  Side Boob: Sloth love Chunk?

204344  redmonkey3: Sex Ed courses getting wayyy to abstract

204345  redmonkey3: @Yurishiro - and a lot less round

204345  redmonkey3: This is so beautiful! know what else would be beautiful ? that's right... supporting mascot's need to feed on bandwidth PLEASE DON'T LET MASC0T STARVE!

204346  redmonkey3: @piranharama - Love That Update! hope their will be more!

204347  redmonkey3: This is Nice . Please support Aggro-Gator; that would be nice also, monkey thinks

204348  redmonkey3: @charlemagne - excellent comment & user name synergy

204349  redmonkey3: Please. NO. - please.

204350  redmonkey3: PLEASE SUPPORT FRIENDLY SPACESHIP - or images like... whatever this is... will cease to be here / Also: dinosaur in back seems to be whizzing off display

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204229 ThoughtlessGentleman: hang spent shell casings from fishing line, you have to protect your spring at all costs let all the other animals know that this is yours and any trespassers will not be tolerated.

204200 Yurishiro: @Teechur Some things I Will never understand..but this like the spanish corrida I despise mostly for the cruelty towards the bulls

204251 Yurishiro: STONE HAMMERBUTT

204143 Warrax: Putting the "sex" in "saxophone."

204166 Shay: @Felicity Yes.

204212 Aufziehvogel: And all these... memories... will be lost... like... butter... in the pan.

204146 Shay: Where's the one with Ernest doing those faces, but the text is in Spanish?

204123 Rat-Butt: What time is it? It's murder-death time, bitches!

204224 Yurishiro: Where's mama bird?

204159 UltraBeverly: This blue movie is Smurfy.



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 Lestrange: My shame: got one that says 'Come back with a warrant'.
 LaeMi: @fanny - you need some little 'Citation Needed' stickers from XKCD to put around her house!
 sparename: I've seen fridge magnets saying "Dull Women Have Immaculate Houses" - sort of borderline..
 Flarmie: My dad has a doormat that says "Please don't post what this doormat says on any websites with purple monsters in the corner" Luckily, the mascot isn't a monster.
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny oh that stuff is the worst. I knew a couple who had that in giant letters on their wall
 fanny: @ThatGuy it wasn't cited on her tacky tile. Neither is any of the "live, laugh, love" shit that's plastered on basically every other item she owns
 fanny: @Derp Herpigan groan! That's awful!!
 ThatGuy: @fanny Julia Childs said that.
 Derp Herpigan: @fanny We didn't buy it, but I saw at a local Hobby Lobby some wall decoration that said "In this house 'Normal' is just a setting on the Dryer"
 tritium: @Scoo That sounds like the worst doormat. I brought a fine Beaujolais, should I just drink it myself?
 fanny: @Scoo ugh. Can we use this post to write down stupid quotes like that? My mother in law has a tile in her kitchen that says "I cook with wine. Sometimes it even makes it into the recipe"
 Scoo: My friend has an equally stupid doormat that says "We only drink Australian wine here. Did you bring any?"
Image 155787   01-11-17   Uploaded by    dingding
Score:
391
 
 whiplash: "Also double as ear wax cleaners."
 whiplash: Too fabulous for KKK.
 AverageJoe: goddammit mike!
 Scoo: At first I thought these were tubes of Super Glue
 WaffleIron: No one expects the holy week in cartagena!
Image 155786   01-11-17   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
500
 
 PenguinBartender: Someone either REALLY good or REALLY bad is on the other end of that line.
 Side Boob: errmahgard...
 Lestrange: Rad for eye roll
 yev: yeah, mum, i'm nailing it now
 well duh: Apparently, she needs to watch the videotape.
 Radstarboom: brain sucking hair bun.
 ethanterry: I'll have what she's having.
 Peter Pantsless: Huh. I guess cell phone radiation DOES cause brain damage
 Shay: Ahhh....hello??? Is you....ummm....run refrigerating? Well, uh, dude could get me some food, I'm stoned as fuck man.
 Scoo: What the fuck is up with those faux fingertips?
 Peach: I'll have to call you back, there's someone less exhausting on the other line.
 Musician: "I can't even.... something. I dunno what. Maybe I'll come up with a phrase when they invent a phone I can talk on without speaking. TTYL."
 LaeMi: I sometimes have to take calls like that.
Image 155785   01-11-17   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
226
 
 Derp Herpigan: You know the worst part about these lights is that if you put them up well in advance of Christmas day, you'll have half of the lights go out on you before the big day actually arrives.
 WaffleIron: @LaeMi : ditto
 LaeMi: I'd just post my power-bill notice with a quite low number on the wall.
Image 155784   01-11-17   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
294
 
 Lestrange: Museum of dirt
 DrinkMixMan: @LaeMi Wait, no! That was the lever for deploying bellbottom pant legs! youtu.be/…
 LaeMi: Pull lever for mass extinction.
Image 155783   01-11-17   Uploaded by    twenty4
Score:
548
 
 Lestrange: Beach snuggle monster
 AverageJoe: there is that boss from super mario sunshine...
 a sedated moose: Grape jellyfish?
 Hosebag: @Headoftheclass "NO KILL I"
 Headoftheclass: I saw this episode of Star Trek. Kirk tries having sex with it, the shell cracks, and Spock has to mind-meld with it so it doesn't kill any more Red Shirts.
 XLY: I for won welcome our new mascot overlords
 Peach: Yum, grape is my favorite flavor.
 Scoo: Mascot's larval stage
 San DoDo: AG went to the beach one day..rip AG
 Peter Pantsless: As it took its first timid steps onto dry land, the proto-mascot immediately set out in search of rad
Image 155782   01-11-17   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
523
 
 Kess: I think my heart just exploded.
 Headoftheclass: ...or maybe this was the episode. Looks similar.
 Annoying Vegan : Jurassic Bark
 Peter Pantsless: Every place is a place to love dogs!
 hearsegirl: rarw...zzzzz
Image 155781   01-11-17   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
480
 
 a sedated moose: I'm pooping right now!
 Wet farts: Where?
 Headoftheclass: No, it says, "POOP ED. TODAY". The health clinic at Target is having a seminar on digestive health.
 Niels Bohr: Braggart! I'm doing good if I can squeeze out two a week.
 Dr. Bathroom: Lucky...
 Radstarboom: Everyday someone in the world unknowingly poops the biggest poop that day.
 Ulillillia: If I didn't at least once a day, I'd worry.
 Sadbot: I eat so little that this image caused me to pause and wonder "did I?"
 sparename: I'm tired, too
 Scoo: Congratulations!
 Knice: If it weren't for minor accomplishments, I'd have none.
Image 155780   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
Score:
221
 
 Yttermayn : My colonoscopy.
Image 155779   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Relp
Score:
186
 
 ClockworkJackalope: Larping at 4 am
 Shay: @a robot Yup, you're right. If you squint closely to the left, there's a six-pack of Tecante.
 a robot: @a sedated moose Alcohol, I'm guessing
 a sedated moose: I wish I knew the story behind this.
Image 155778   01-11-17   Uploaded by    drhenry
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